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Those fabulous Jewish comedians that you may remember. The old Jewish Catskill comics of vaudeville days:

Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Sid Caesar,
Groucho Marx, George Burns, Jerry Lewis, Peter Sellers, Carl Reiner, Alan King, Mel Brooks, Jack Benny
and so many others.

And there was not one single swear word in their comedy. Here are a fewexamples:

* I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

* I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

* What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!"

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* We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

* My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

* My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

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* She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

* The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so the doctor gave him another six months.

* The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back. " Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

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* Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I am 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"

* Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor: "Don't answer!"

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* A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

* Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.

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A man called his mother in Florida ,
"Mom, how are you?"
" Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son said, "Why are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answered, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."

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A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the playl She asks, "What part is it?"
The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband."
"The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

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Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off.

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Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!

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AND MY FAVORITE~
Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?
A: Eventually,the Rottweiler lets go.