In The Window
 

My girlfriend has a funny habit of managing to get herself caught naked in front of a window.

I can think of 4 different instances..

When telling a story like this about someone the listener has never seen I try to find the celebrity they closest resemble so you can picture something. She's short, tiny and blond - say like Hayden Panettiere.

Before we met and she still lived at home, she was coming from her shower to her bedroom. When inside she dropped her towel and began brushing her hair and getting ready for bed. She claims she's "spacing out" looking out her bedroom window. She looks down and sees her brother and all his buddies down in the alleyway looking up at her. No one - her, her brother or his friends - ever mentioned it.

For years she lived in a half double house with a family-friend neighbor she'd known since she was a kid. She's stepping out of her shower to see the neighbor putting new shingles on the roof just outside the window. She grabbed a towel and bolted out of the room in terror. When she returned to the bathroom clothed she found that he put a stuffed animal propped up against the outside of the wndow "looking in." All the next day, all I heard was "I cant believe so-and-so saw me naked. He's known me since I was a baby, this is so weird now..."

At my place she was, again, naked after showering and walking through the apartment. She was talking to me while drying and brushing. She looks out the open window she's standing in front of ( a big one, too. Full body) and sees the truck driver at the stop light looking back at her. She jumped away from the window laughing saying she'd "done it again."

At HER place we were in the shower together. Her building was old like one of my old homes and had a window in the tub for some reason. We could have pulled the blind down, I guess, but then the neighbors behind the house out in the yard couldn't watch me rub her breasts and see the look on her face while I pushed into her from behind.

Anybody else have good "window" stories?

I was walking by some college apartments and a girl was standing totally naked in front of her window, brushing her hair. She saw me walking by and covered up quick, not knowing a bunch of people had already seen her.

During my freshman year of college, the all-girls' dorm was opposite mine. Only three or four rooms out of the 20 or so in my view ever closed their curtains that year. I literally saw 10-20 freshman girls naked every day/night until the days started getting longer and it was daylight by the time I woke up. I never knew any of them though (I went to a gigantic college). The best part was that the girls who wanted to live in an all-girls dorm were the shy, naive, nerdy, innocent, geeky girls, so I am very sure that none of them had a clue and they would have gone so far as to drop out of school and never shown their face again had they known.

Nice!