Try not to laugh...
 

but there are so many women out there all shapes, sizes, and colors who try their damndest to be sexy. But let's face it - some women are just a little sexier than others. This isn't hardcore, she's not ENF, and we don't have a humor section so I guess this is where this post fits best. Enjoy if you can stand it! I did.

"I like big butts and I cannot lie!"

Well...
 

I for one wouldn't throw her outta the bed for eating crackers...














especially if I'm the cracker she's eatin'. :p