Friend's hot wife is a Nurse
 

I have a very close friend who is married to a nurse (who is crazy hot I might add) that until very recently worked on a med/surg floor (thefloor you go too after you have surgery or are recovering) at a local hospital for about 10 years.

He mentioned that they were talking and somehow it came up that in the course of her giving some male patients a bed bath that they would get an erection. I think she thought it wasn't that big of a deal but her husband (my friend) was completely taken by surprised as he didn't realize that she had to wash the genitals as part of the bed bath. They are both fairly religious and I know neither of them have been with many partners (if any). To his credit, he remained calm and asked her to explain how these kinds of situations developed. She explained that erections are quite normal and about 40% - 50% of her male patients get one during a bed bath. She mentioned that she used to perform full bed baths (including genitals) for all her patients unless they wanted to do the genitals themselves due to modesty. My friend said the whole time she was talking he was getting butterflys in his stomach.

About a month ago she had a 24 year old patient in her care that was in a car accident and had both arms in a cast. While she was bathing him he became very erect and she just continued the procedure (which really only takes a minute or two she said). She said she was holding his penis upright because she had just finished cleaning the shaft and started on his testicles when he made a grunt and shot his load for a good 15 seconds.

She let him finish, cleaned him up, and finished the bed bath but admitted that she felt very aroused by that encounter. His wife then admitted that it hasn't happened very often but maybe 10 -15 times in the 10 years she has been a nurse and a few times even went into the bathroom and took care of herself because "after all she is only human".

My friend got really pissed and insisted she change to maternity (mom's and babies) or pediatrics (kids) or he was leaving and she just started her first shift on a maternity floor last weekend.

I can feel for my friend and the mental anguish that this has caused him and I am trying to be supportive of both of them ... but I have to admit his wife is really hot and I cannot get the visual out of my head of her small hand wrapped around some guys erect shaft while he is ejaculating all over her hand. It is, without a doubt, my number one fantasy right now (which is probably wrong I know).

I would have loved to have a hidden camera in that room though ....

Anyone here married to a nurse (or know a nurse) that has a similar story to share?

I could swear I remember reading a first hand account of a nurse who was taught that if a guy has an erection that she should give his penis a slap and that will make it go down. Not sure if I remember that correctly.

That's right, Island. They use a wooden tongue depressor, or at least did so in the old days when I learned this from a nurse I was dating. Being stupid, I didn't believe her. She demonstrated the technique. Believe me, it works.

I dated a nurse before I got married. After much prodding (and assuring her I wouldn't be angry) she admitted that erections were common during sponge baths, and ejaculations, while less common, happened. After getting her to admit all that, I got her to admit she enjoyed it and sometimes even tried to make it happen "accidently." She was 23 at the time.

I dated a nurse before I got married, we remained friends with her and her future husband since and I was even best man at her wedding.She remained a nurse, specialising in surgery. After having 4 kids my wife and I decided it was time to get the snip. Due to complications I had to have a general, which went well. On coming too I did what any man would have done and checked the area-only to find someone had tied a pink bow around it. Some nights later I was presented with a polaroid and I was suprised to see I had a semi.

If the sentence "she enjoyed it and sometimes even tried to make it happen accidently" is true, it confirms one of my ideas that doctors and nurses cannot ignore (and may enjoy) the nudity of their patients.

A few years ago my wife had a surgery, nothing serious, she came back from the surgery room and she was left a few minutes unconscious and stark naked in a closed room with two male nurses. They moved her from the wheeled bed (coming from the surgery room) into the bed of her hospital room, they removed the surgery gown and they left her naked in the bed before I was allowed to enter the room.
I believe in their professionality, but they enjoyed her birthday suit and I cannot exclude that being alone in a closed room with a nude unconscious nice young lady they took some "extra bonus".

I, too, have a friend who is a nurse and sees male genitals daily. She admits she usually enjoys every moment of it, with the occasional gross creep, but that is very rare.

Wow - I am starting to think that those nurse / patient interactions aren't so innocent after all. I am aware that they are only human but it makes me wonder if my friends' wife was a little more deliberate about the erections and the occasional ejaculation based on what you guys are saying. I guess it would be pretty easy to make it look "accidental".

I agree with you 100% that nudity is often noticed by medical professionals, and not just in a clinical way.

I myself had a testicular ultrasound. It was done by a technician in an ultrasound office (not a hospital). The tech was late 20's, and very friendly. But the not so cool part, was that not one, but TWO receptionists walked into the room to ask the tech what she wanted for lunch. This was done two separate times. Both receptionists were in their early 20's. A receptionist has no business walking into an exam room while a male patients ying yang is out. I have to believe it was to get a peek. They were way to giggly.

Wife's experience...
 

My wife stopped being an R.N. in 1970 to raise our children. We had been married for 6 years, and had dated for 3 while she was in nursing school. She learned as a student nurse about "friskey" patients, often having hands fall on the chest of her uniform or a hand run up her skirt. Of course, as a student, she did not want to be unkind nor did she want the patient to complain in any way. She told me, very bluntly, that the nicer the patient, the more likely she was to stay in place and let them have a feel, if it would make them happy and give them some relief from their pain. Besides, most were not in a position to be more threatening.

Her student uniform was blue with white trim and the skirt came several inches below the knee. As was the norm, she wore a white bra, panties, slip, garter belt, white stockings and really ugly nurses' shoes. It was far from erotic, but if she allowed, you could feel her ass either outside or from under the dress, and some patients were rewarded when she bent forward with a chance to slip a finger under her panties and finger her. She would usually demand they stop, although if they knew what they were doing, she might let them continue for a short while---while she did her work, of course.

Right out of high school, she was embarassed by men trying to feel her up, or by them getting erections and showing them to her. Some even knew her and her family! As we dated and became more intimate, she got more comfortable with her patients and how to handle them. In her last year as a student, her high school math teacher broke both his legs in a car accident, I think, and was in the hospital for a couple of weeks. (Remember back then long stays in the hospital were common, not like today).

He tried to feel her up from his first day, and because his right hand was bandaged, she actually held his penis while he used a urinal some times. He got a respectable erection often with her, and when she gave him his evening sponge bath he was begging for relief. She started, after a week, of jacking him off when he was soapy and wet. When his the bandages came off his right hand, he began to feel under her skirt and after fighting him off several times, she found it was quicker to just let him feel her up because it got him to ejaculate faster. He was pulling on her panties and ripped one pair in the crotch, so she would go into the toilet, pull her panties down to just above her stocking tops (like she was going to pee) and let him feel away while she bathed him. Feeling her naked ass, and probing her wet 20 year old pussy, he came quickly and she sometimes did too. When he was sent home, he begged her to come visit, but she never did.

While in nursing school and in her first job working for a doctor's office, she was aware that she was being watched when she changed into her uniform evidently a very common practive in health care facilities. She also said that the doctors often had roaming hands and some would be critical of the nurses unless they let them feel them some or stand behind them and rub up against them. One claimed that the constant pressure of being a physician made it compulsary that his nurses help him with his "needs" so he could do his best work. She jacked him off once in his office while he felt under her skirt, but she did not blow him although he told her that all the other nurses did.

Once she became an R.N. and worked in hospitals, the patients seemed to have a bit more reluctance to play grab ass. She was not giving bed baths like she did as a student, and she was with more critical care patients so that was part of it. The doctors were still insistant, but since she was married, she was able to avoid some of the pressure. Single nurses or aids were always under pressure to "help" the doctors behind closed doors.

I doubt in today's environment that doctors or patients would get away with much of this behavior, but the 1960's and 1970's were different, and men were king. My wife's aunt served as a field R.N. in Korea in the early 1950's, and told her one night over wine that sleeping with the doctors was almost a requirement and was scheduled like the working hours. She said that like most of the nurses, she was not married, and they all hoped to get a doctor to fall in love but none did. She even told my wife that she and her fellow nurses had the doctors ranked by their abilities and some doctors had no trouble getting help, while others did. Her stories made me think of M.A.S.H.

My wife told me three stories, each after getting home that day. First, a young man in high school was hurt in practice with severe back pain. When they brought him to the hospital, they found a growth on his spine that had to be removed immediately from the front of his body because the growth was into his intestines. The night before his surgery, she bathed and shaved parts of his trunk that might be affected. Of course, he got an erection, but he was embarassed and confided that he had never had sex or even seen a naked girl. Guess who came back later when the immediate chores on the floor were done, undressed in his bathroom and posed for him while he took care of his own needs? He did well, but soon after the surgery, he went to some rehab unit so she did not see him again.

Another time, an older man put his hand under her skirt and told her he had not felt a woman intimately since his wife had died many years earlier. She pulled her pantyhose and panties down enough so he could feel everything while she bathed him. She said he had really good technique.

Finally, a wounded military man came in and touched her accidently on her chest. He apologized so nicely that she later, she unbuttoned the front of her uniform and let him touch and suck on her breasts. She also gave him a very special bath.

These nurses are not naive, and have heard it all before. If you are really nice, complement them and let them know you appreciate them, you might get someone who is willing to make your hospital stay a lot better. But keep in mind that they talk to each other, and they know the crude pervs, and how to flick the tip of your hard cock to make it shrink to a nub. My wife has done that too. And know what to expect---a touch of your organ or you getting a touch of them might happen, but a BJ or her climbing on the bed and banging your brains out is strictly porn movie stuff. Go see Deep Throat and see if that will happen to you. Not a chance. Also, don't be picky. A plump or not so pretty nurse might be the most willing to make the patients happy.

Finally, when I had a serious problem, my wife was taking care of her father who had experienced a severe stroke so I went to the hospital where she worked but she was not there. The night before my surgery, I was anxious and while talking to my wife on the phone, a friend of hers came in to do my bath and prep for the cutting. She asked to talk to the nurse for a minute. I was enjoying the bath and got the ususal erection only to have her give me a slow, lovely hand release, and she told me I could touch. She had on pantyhose, but her bottom still felt good. Afterwards, she told me that my wife had told her to help me relax. I married right.