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Pantyhose and puns:
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls. |
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Many are those who sow their wild oats Saturday night, then on Sunday morning go to pray for crop failure.
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Lesbian twins are lick-a-likes.
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Did you hear about he new athletic shoe for lesbians? They are called "Dikees" They come with an extra long tongue and you can get them off with one finger!
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A video recorder and a man are similar. They go forwards, backwards, forwards, and backwards, stop and eject!
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A guy shouted to his girlfriend, "Come here and look at my clock!" She walks in and finds him naked with a hard-on, and says, "That's not a clock." "It will be when you put two hands and a face on it!"
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Do you suppose the inventor of the vibrator heard a voice that said, "If you build it, they will come."
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If you don't enjoy masturbation, you have only yourself to blame
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Only in America do we have a general in charge of the post office and a secretary in charge of defense.
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100 pantyhose pics - part XCIX
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Little Bobby's 2nd grade teacher was quizzing the class on the alphabet. "Bobby," she asks, "what comes after 'O'?" Bobby says, "God I'm coming!"
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