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Urban Pictionary
:confused:Have you ever heard some slang term and wondered what it meant:confused: Did you look it up on urbandictionary.com? I was inspired to start this thread after posting my Chipmunking Thread and suggesting the word Fingerlingus here. Now, OCC members can use this thread to illustrate a term with pictures or post pictures and ask for worthy definitions. Examples to follow, please add yours! |
Field Load
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Field Load: The huge load that you blow after being away on training for more than a couple of days.
Dude, after we got out of the field on Friday I blew a field load that my wife couldn't even swallow. |
Penis Vampire
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Penis Vampire: a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse that bites your dick instead of your neck.
Jake: blah I vant to suck your dick! Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!! Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing? Johnny: it was Emily, that b*tch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker. |
Beaver Saddle
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Beaver Saddle: Occurs when a female saddles up and rides a man's (or woman's) face.
My cheeks are chapped and my ears are chafed because my wife used my head as her beaver saddle last night! |
Arabian Goggles
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Arabian Goggles: A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over the eye sockets while getting head. 'Arabian' because during a middle eastern sandstorm, a good and loving husband will give his wife the goggles so she doesn't get sand in her eyes. It's not rude, it's actually something only a true gentleman would do.
Girl 1: So you met him at the beach? Does he like you?? Girl 2: Like me? I think he loves me! He lent me his arabian goggles when the wind kicked up! Girl 1: What a gentleman! |
Throat Babies
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Throat Babies: When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and she then swallows, the man has just given her 'throat babies'.
Sperm #1: How much longer till we get to her fallopian tubes? Sperm #2: Fallopian tubes?!?! We haven't even passed the esophagus yet! :rolleyes::rolleyes: |
Mammograph
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Mammograph: A signature written on a female breast, usually by a celebrity.
Like, OMG, I was so embarrassed, but I got so wet, getting mammographs from the seniors on the football team! I note, separately, if you are into body writing, OCC has it here: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=62047 |
Witty
Very Creative thread man... way to go!!
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Awesome post ..... please keep'em coming.
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Super funny
I just hope not to see a "hot karl" in this thread... ;-)
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