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Fox Mulder 09-10-2010 03:08 PM

I love you, funny face!
 
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Bring a sense of humor with you to the bedroom and your life will be rich. Does anyone have more photos like this they'd like to share? Add them here...just for grins.

fz1 09-10-2010 05:08 PM

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A couple fun gals, probably not their most flattering shots

ryanhell 09-10-2010 09:51 PM

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awesome idea for a thread!!!

ribalding 09-11-2010 08:16 AM

It's amazing how the internet has changed what we notice in our erotica. In those dark days Before Web, any nekkid chick would do the trick. Then came baud rates and loose women with daddy issues. Huzzah. As our access grew, so did our tastes narrow - in inverse proportion.

Now?

We've such a superfluity of material as to allow us the freedom of looking at their faces. Amazing. We've got so much porn we can specialize.

This particular thread is about chicks making funny faces. There are ten PAY sites devoted to women posing with inflated balloons. (And no, that's not a euphemism.) Most of the women are even clothed. Odd. But whatever. Hurray individual taste!

This thread has inspired me. I'm going to start collecting pics of amateurs posing in front of the really nice home theater/stereo systems.

Why?

Because it's 2010, everybody's got a digital camera, and I can.

God bless America.

arena1 09-11-2010 09:28 AM

These are great shots. Does anybody have any of the first redhead naked? ive been looking for her for awhile

Ichabod_Crane 09-11-2010 09:35 AM

Must admit that really appeals to my sense of fun. Would rather be with a gal like any of those above than a pouty sexy-eyed lassie" thats obsessive about looking oh so hot.

If you can grin with a face full of cum dripping off then your my kind of gal :D

Fox Mulder 09-11-2010 01:05 PM

After The Lovin'
 
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Here's a continuation of the thread dealing with afterglow. When the limitless limpid jets of love reach their limit- what do you do? The tidy clean up the scene. The overwhelmed just lay there. Some wish their lovers tasted better. Others replace the calories they burned off. There are those who critique their performance on video. The health conscious skip the cigarettes and just smoke a tampon. Animal lovers become a pillow for a cat. Then there's some people who just never get enough...

Teeyes 09-11-2010 01:06 PM

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Interesting thread! :)
Here are a few funny faces from my collection...

stormwater 09-12-2010 04:20 PM

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Fox Mulder 09-13-2010 03:32 AM

No pupils?
 
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She reminds me of Halle Berry in the X-Men movies.

Fox Mulder 09-14-2010 06:53 PM

A quartet of funny
 
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Here's four sexy goofy girls mugging for the camera.

Fox Mulder 09-14-2010 07:11 PM

The First Redhead naked? Good luck!
 
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Originally Posted by arena1 (Post 770581)
These are great shots. Does anybody have any of the first redhead naked? ive been looking for her for awhile

If you mean the nose picker...she is Stephanie aka "Dark Eyed Redhead." Most of the pics I have of her I got from Webshots a few years back. I have never seen her fully naked- but there are pics of her floating around where she is bare backed or topless with her beautiful hair covering her breasts. See my "Tree Huggers" thread in the "Sexy Amateurs" section to see one like that. You are unlikely to find her doing full frontal nudity- for the likes of us, anyway. From what little I know of her-she is a loving wife to her photographer husband, and a mother. We'd all love to see more of her- but she's so sexy and beautiful with clothes on- I'm grateful for any type of photo she shares- even if she's picking her nose! No nudes. So use your imagination- and keep on keeping on.

darkeyedredhead 09-15-2010 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by arena1 (Post 770581)
These are great shots. Does anybody have any of the first redhead naked? ive been looking for her for awhile

I do. ;)

darkeyedredhead 09-15-2010 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by vince wiley (Post 772821)
If you mean the nose picker...she is Stephanie aka "Dark Eyed Redhead." Most of the pics I have of her I got from Webshots a few years back. I have never seen her fully naked- but there are pics of her floating around where she is bare backed or topless with her beautiful hair covering her breasts. See my "Tree Huggers" thread in the "Sexy Amateurs" section to see one like that. You are unlikely to find her doing full frontal nudity- for the likes of us, anyway. From what little I know of her-she is a loving wife to her photographer husband, and a mother. We'd all love to see more of her- but she's so sexy and beautiful with clothes on- I'm grateful for any type of photo she shares- even if she's picking her nose! No nudes. So use your imagination- and keep on keeping on.

Being the "photographer husband," I can tell you that you speak the truth in all that you've said here (though I haven't checked the aforementioned thread). And we thank you for your comments/reply!

dognheat 09-16-2010 01:45 AM

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I'm not sure what I like more about this thread, the photos or the comments. There's an abundance of awesome here.

I decided to peruse my collection and add some more photos.

You should also take a look at these duck faces.

mexmeg 09-16-2010 10:28 AM

Here's a series you might like: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?p=773867#post773867

Though NN and no hardcore, lots of funny faces :)

Fox Mulder 09-17-2010 04:32 PM

More Amusing Mugs
 
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I found a few more amusing faces for you. This is not strictly an oral thread. I'd like to see some fun fucking fuckers and great orgasm faces if you've got 'em.

dave_9er 09-17-2010 04:52 PM

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couple pics of Natalie for the thread;)

Fox Mulder 09-19-2010 03:14 PM

Some Pictures Just Scream For A Caption
 
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1. Goodyear sold a whole lot of oil changes after Judy came to work for them.
2. In the movie Casino Royale, Le Chiffre, the bad guy, cried blood... this lady cries semen?
3. After she joined the local garden club, Joe could never satisfy his wife.
4. Mary Ann needs a closet.
5. Ever wonder where those colored Easter eggs come from?
6. Freida's oral manicures were quite popular.
7. Ever since she was a little girl, Amy wanted a red clown nose.
8. Luuucy! You got some 'splainin' to dooo!
9. Jenny was better than any penis enlarger on the market. She used the bite and pull method.
10. The best little cocktail server you will ever see! (photo borrowed from dark eyed redhead)

mark.hiver37 09-19-2010 04:14 PM

great threat
 
really, really cute girls!
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Originally Posted by vince wiley (Post 770206)
Bring a sense of humor with you to the bedroom and your life will be rich. Does anyone have more photos like this they'd like to share? Add them here...just for grins.


Fox Mulder 09-28-2010 09:08 PM

More Funny Faces and Pictures Crying For A Caption
 
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Reading top to bottom, left to right...

1. The fisherman's daughter knew how to measure a big one.
2. "Raaaggghhh! Aaaagh! We are ferocious lesbians!"
3. and 4. It was very lonely for Lisa- being the only lesbian in her computer class.
5. I'm so hungry I could eat a vibrator- batteries and all...
6. A nude photographer's re-enactment of his favorite movie: "The Go Go Boot Murders."
7. I know you so well I love you like the back of my hand.
8. "So honey...will you take me dancing on Friday or not?"

Fox Mulder 10-02-2010 06:25 PM

Funny Facials
 
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OK guys...so she has been sweet enough to allow you to cum on her pretty face. You can't always expect her to take it with a smoldering Lauren Bacall-like look on her mug. After all, it has to feel a little funny. The faces below reflect a few of the more humorous looks brought on by cum splattering.

Fox Mulder 10-05-2010 12:15 AM

Girls Being Girls
 
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Just some girls having fun...

gilde03 10-05-2010 07:31 AM

*lol*

Fox Mulder 10-07-2010 06:40 PM

Girls Just Goofin'
 
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More funny faces and strange situations...

Fox Mulder 10-11-2010 01:20 AM

More Funny Girls Needing Captions
 
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1. No one could hold a candle to Jenny's old flames.
2. Nancy will never buy another bikini without trying it on first.
3. These girls can really suck down the booze.
4. Lonely Laura really missed the love.
5. This trainee at Kim's blow job school shows promise.
6. Every dog has his day. (Note the look on his face- is that lust?)
7. Rachel fancied herself a great little matchmaker.
8. The Slumber Party Drill Instructor strikes again.
9. Nintendo is going to make a fortune on their new game.
10. Pam's bungee ropes broke- but she still made a smooth safe landing.

Fox Mulder 10-11-2010 01:38 AM

More Caption's For Fun Pics
 
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1. Finding a stack of asses in the sand always brings cheer to beach combers.
2. Guys usually were crazy about Helen.
3. When your ass is smiling- the whole world smiles with you.
4. Kate forgot her locker combination somewhere...
5. John knew right away that this would be his OCC avatar.
6. Kendra wanted to attract a man like Peppy La Pew.
7. Subway's new sandwich was popular in sororities.
8. As a secretary, Martha was a great at multitasking.
9. Muff diving?
10. Olivia had never gotten a professional wedgie before.

Fox Mulder 10-11-2010 01:54 AM

Another Group of Fun Photos With Captions
 
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1. A shampoo at Evelyn's hair dresser's was...fun!
2. Connie had a nasty habit of dominating her friends.
3. Doesn't OCC ban pictures of Pooh?
4. "Oh, all anyone is gonna see is this big zit on my cheek!"
5. Thigh shots are more fun than belly button shots.
6. Oh no! Not another OCC pee thread! "Women Who Fail Their Drug Tests."
7. These cheerleaders love practicing their new cheer..."Eat 'em up -eat 'em up- raw raw raw!"
8. Her attempt to prove she's good with her tongue failed to impress Sue's lesbian lover.
9. "For you are a magnet...and- I - am steeeeel!"
10. A second later... the woman's screaming woke every tenant in the apartment building.

curiositykillthecat 10-14-2010 05:19 AM

OMG :eek: I was missing this thread! The idea is GREAT!!!!

Most of women here are really cutes, with an enviable mood!!! :D

fz1 10-14-2010 04:52 PM

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She has fun with the camera. I think her name is Bobbie

jackcumaw 10-15-2010 05:27 PM

Question to Original Poster
 
Who is the first blonde in the first post??? The one with the cute smirk on her face. She is soooo hot!

Also, who is the girl with the one crossed eye in the first post? Crazy cute!

Where did you find those pics??? and are there more???

Fox Mulder 10-16-2010 01:54 PM

Jackcumaw... from Yakima?
 
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Originally Posted by jackcumaw (Post 793145)
Who is the first blonde in the first post??? The one with the cute smirk on her face. She is soooo hot!

Also, who is the girl with the one crossed eye in the first post? Crazy cute!

Where did you find those pics??? and are there more???

Your answers are as follows: " I don't know. I don't know. Everywhere. I'll keep looking and you can always feel free to add you own."

Fox Mulder 10-16-2010 02:18 PM

Don't Mess With Dave
 
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1. That dream we all have, where we show up at school naked? For Becky it came true.
2. "So I was trying to get it in my mouth, and that sucker was so thick I... Oh, Hi Bill! We were just discussing Subway's new sandwiches."
3. The last thing you see before the Pantie Pissing Murderer suffocates you...
4. A pussy who sniffs back?
5. Sheila: "Mary...Vince is starting to brag again." Mary: "Yep, it's getting awfully deep around here."
6. "Look! I found what was making the growling sound in the clothes dryer!"
7. The outdoor conference was going well- then Donna spotted the bulge in Mike's jeans.
8. Sex tonight? Uh...Is it appropriate to call this a rain check?
9. Sure Natalie was pissed off...she was hungry- and then she spotted the: "No shirt? No shoes? No Service!" sign.
10.The camera flash made Dave looked away from his chicken. Then Dave looked at his chick's top. Next the photographer was holding his broken nose.

Fox Mulder 10-20-2010 02:38 AM

"Don't Get Cute!"
 
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These silly women can't help it...

Fox Mulder 10-20-2010 02:56 AM

This Thread Offers Unclothed Captioning...
 
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1. See Jane. See Dick. See Dick's Bud.
2. Carol's buttered corn was widely popular.
3. Not one of Paul Simon's 50 ways to leave your lover...
4. Tammy enjoyed her blue moods.
5. Another nude bathroom charades player.
6. Peace and the pessimist.
7. Oh the jug jokes flowed like water...
8. Now how do I dig my tongue post out of that little hole?
9. The boa comforter begins to crush another unsuspecting victim.
10. The say just before a shark bites the eyes roll back..

Fox Mulder 10-23-2010 08:50 PM

BANNED IN BANGKOK!
 
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These photos were banned in Bangkok...at a little Internet Cafe called Wang's. Here are some silly faces and sexy fun worth a grin or a chuckle. Can you spot the woman who would never be lonely in a lesbian bar?

Fox Mulder 10-27-2010 12:07 AM

Faces OF Fun
 
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More silliness to start your week...

bomba 11-02-2010 06:37 PM

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Definitely funny...

Fox Mulder 11-02-2010 10:19 PM

KFC's New Bucket O' Babe?
 
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Definitely funny...

The Hell with chicken...I want a bucket of this babe-o-licious blond -and I want it bad. Yes, she is making a funny face- tickling my funny bone- but she is also creating a boner in my jeans. I want to suck on that tongue- and then dive lower. Thanks for the posting. You've started my evening with a very tasty spread.

lamer_37 11-02-2010 11:06 PM

Another awesomely creative thread...

Love it...keep 'em coming!!!!


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