Urban Pictionary
 

I was inspired to start this thread after posting my Chipmunking Thread and suggesting the word Fingerlingus here.
Now, OCC members can use this thread to illustrate a term with pictures or post pictures and ask for worthy definitions.

Examples to follow, please add yours!

Field Load
 

Field Load: The huge load that you blow after being away on training for more than a couple of days.

Dude, after we got out of the field on Friday I blew a field load that my wife couldn't even swallow.

Penis Vampire
 

Penis Vampire: a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse that bites your dick instead of your neck.

Jake: blah I vant to suck your dick!

Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!

Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?

Johnny: it was Emily, that b*tch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.

Beaver Saddle
 

Beaver Saddle: Occurs when a female saddles up and rides a man's (or woman's) face.

My cheeks are chapped and my ears are chafed because my wife used my head as her beaver saddle last night!

Arabian Goggles
 

Arabian Goggles: A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over the eye sockets while getting head. 'Arabian' because during a middle eastern sandstorm, a good and loving husband will give his wife the goggles so she doesn't get sand in her eyes. It's not rude, it's actually something only a true gentleman would do.

Girl 1: So you met him at the beach? Does he like you??
Girl 2: Like me? I think he loves me! He lent me his arabian goggles when the wind kicked up!
Girl 1: What a gentleman!

Throat Babies
 

Throat Babies: When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and she then swallows, the man has just given her 'throat babies'.

Sperm #1: How much longer till we get to her fallopian tubes?
Sperm #2: Fallopian tubes?!?! We haven't even passed the esophagus yet! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Mammograph
 

Mammograph: A signature written on a female breast, usually by a celebrity.

Like, OMG, I was so embarrassed, but I got so wet, getting mammographs from the seniors on the football team!

I note, separately, if you are into body writing, OCC has it here:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=62047

Witty
 

Very Creative thread man... way to go!!

Awesome post ..... please keep'em coming.

Thanks

Super funny
 

I just hope not to see a "hot karl" in this thread... ;-)

where's the blumpkin, dirty sanchez, alabama hot pocket and/or the gorbachev?

Beaver Bling
 

Beaver Bling: Female Piercing of the clitoral hood or labia.

Suzy begged me to flick and lick her beaver bling after I gave her throat babies. Since I already came, I told her to go find another beaver saddle!

Mini Skirt
 

Mini Skirt: A magical device used by women to make men stupid.

Johnny: Larry! No! Don't chase her! She's a penis vampire!
Larry: I-can't-help-it! She's-sooooo-beeeyooootiful!

Spunk Goggles
 

Spunk Goggles: Glasses worn by women who want a facial but wish to avoid the stinging feeling of cum in their eyes.

She knew I was going to give her a field load, so she put on her spunk goggles. Obviously, this wasn't her first facial.


If you like these pictures, you should visit these threads:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=74923
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=56907
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=26001

Waxident
 

Waxident: An undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally and results in harm while getting waxed or playing with candles.

I asked my beautician to leave me with a landing strip, but after the waxident, I was stuck with a bald beaver.


I hoped to play with my fiance's smooth pussy, but after the salon burned her cunny, she wouldn't let me touch her!


Master told me he wants to play with candles and stuff a lit one inside of me. I get hot knowing that there could be a painful waxident!

More of this girl
 

Ive been looking for her set. HD died :( Any ideas on where you found her?
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/atta...2&d=1245814596

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Damn. I know I've seen her here. I looked and I can't find her. I know she was in one of the epic threads like:

The daily ten
or
Housewives
or
My best misc cumshot pics

OK
 

She has balls!

Cooter Plow
 

Cooter Plow: A medical device used to open body cavities. More properly known as a speculum. Most women dislike the cooter plow, but some get especially excited about them.


I was so excited when the doctor put the cooter plow in me that I squirted all over his face.

OB/GYN: [enters exam room]
Patient: [sucking on cooter plow]
OB/GYN: Dear God, WHAT are you doing?!?
Patient: I jus' hate it when you push that cold cooter plow into me, so I thought I would warm it up!

these are tooo funny! I can't wait to see more!

Mammorandum
 

Mammorandum: A paper reproduction of a co-worker's photocopied boobs.

I asked the new associates to wear button-down shirts so the copy center could prepare their mammorandums.

Judy asked me to hold this mammorandum in strict confidence, but I think the whole office ought to know.

very funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Diddle
 

Diddle: female masturbation done only with the fingers

After Tom Brady gave me a mammograph, I immediately snuck into a janitor's closet to diddle.

Father, forgive me for my sins, for this week I diddled 16 times, and I took great pleasure in fingering my ass too.



21 Scrum-diddly-icious pictures in the attached ZIP.

The pics of the breasts on the xerox machine are fantastic. I have looked for a thread here, or anywhere, with scans of photocopies of women sitting on copy machines. I can never seem to find them. They must exist. They must!

Great idea for a thread.

after a shitty day at work, this thread brought me a much needed LLLLOOOOOLLLLLL!!
i laughed so godamned hard............PLEASE keep up the good work!:D :D :D

Promblem
 

Promblem: Any problem associated with the prom.

Daughter: "OMG, Mom, you can see my thong right through my dress!"
Mom: "That's no promblem, just take off your thong & have fun tonight!"

Do you think it's a promblem if my boob pops out of my dress every time I pose for a picture?


While some drinking is ok before prom, too much can cause promblems, like falling down or loss of inhibitions!

more, more!!

Cheerleader Effect
 

Cheerleader Effect: Occurs when a group of women look hotter and sexier together than they are when are seen individually. This phenomenon is more pronounced when one or more of the girls are flashing.

I was ready to give that blond throat babies, but now that I've talked to her one-on-one, I wouldn't lend her my Arabian Goggles!

Surprise Buttsecks
 

Surprise Buttsecks: To make an unannounced transfer from the pink to the brown during vigorous intercourse.

Amy: Jessica, I couldn't tell if you were getting the best lovin' of your life or a root canal last night! Were those screams of pleasure or pain?
Jessica: [blushing] Both. Dognheat gave me surprise buttsecks last night! And I can't believe you heard me, because we were in the car!

Cool thread!

Tuna

Panty Hamster
 

Panty Hamster: A cute, small, visible tuft of dark pussy hair that is visible through sheer panties.

After years of near extinction due to the popularity of shaving and waxing, vaginal hair has started to reappear in the form of the panty hamster.


Patty wasn't wearing sheer panties, so I asked her to pull them out so I could inspect her panty hamster.


If you are a fan of the panty hamster, you should visit these threads:

[Exhibitionist & Voyeur] https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=37256

[ENF] https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=12226

Sexretary
 

Sexretary: A woman hired for secretarial work who lacks the ability or initiative for administrative work, but compensates for her deficiencies by wearing sexy clothing and providing attendant perks to executives.

Laura gets about three out of ten basic filing and copying tasks done properly each day. When I called her into my office to discuss her performance, she gave me a review of her assets, and so I gave her a raise.


Acme incorporated had to fire Jamie because she had sex with the phone and answered my dick. There isn't room in the budget for someone who shows incompetence as a secretary and a sexretary.

Snake Bites
 

Snake Bites: Two piercings, one on the left and one on the right, normally found just under the lower lip.

A recent study found that nine out of ten girls with snake bites sport beaver bling.



52 pictures of this redhead in the attached rar. Does she have beaver bling?


And this marks post number one thousand for me. :)

Nippletastic
 

Nippletastic: Anything fantastic that involves nipples.

Bonnie wore a nippletastic blouse to the interview and got the job as our new sexretary.

Baby Cave
 

Baby Cave: A vagina, often used to described an extraordinarily large, gaping, vagina.

A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office having her annual checkup, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her: "Holy Baby Cave! ... Holy Baby Cave!"

The lady was, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed. Being the assertive type she spoke up immediately: "Doctor, I can't believe what I'm hearing! I think it's incredibly unprofessional of you to say something like that. To say such a thing once was bad enough, but twice is outrageous!"

"I'm very sorry," replied the doctor, "please forgive me. But just to set the record straight, I only said it ONCE Once once ..." :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Shocker
 

Shocker: The act of inserting two fingers into the vagina (normally the index and middle fingers), and one (without warning) into the anus (normally the pinky finger).

Also known as:

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink;
two in the grass, one in the ass;
two in the sl*t, one in the butt;
two in the coot, one in the boot;
going to town with one in the brown;
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her;
Two in the bird, one in the turd;
Two in the bow, one in the stern;
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney;
Two in the bush, one in the tush;
Two in the cat, one in the shat;
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz;
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc;
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot;
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher;:)
Two in the cootie, one in the booty;
Two in the creamer, one in the steamer;
Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's;:p
Two in the dream, one in the scream;:eek:
Two in the grass, one in the ass;
Two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole;
Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya;
Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo;
Two in the meat, one in the seat;
Two in the one, one in the two;
Two in the paris, one in the hilton;
Two in the pumper, one in the dumper;
Two in the puss, one in the boot;
Two in the slime, one in the crime;
Two in the snail, one in the tail; (I guess this IS what the kids are calling it, Fango!)
Two in the sn*tch, one up the hatch;
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper;
Two in the snapper, one in the starfish;.
Two in the squirt, one in the dirt.
Two in the super, one in the pooper;
Two in the taint, one in the ain't;
Two in the wh*r*, one in the backdoor;
Two in the winker, one in the sphincter;
Two in the womb, one in the tomb;
Two where they're born, one where there's corn; :rolleyes:
Two where she humps, one where she dumps.;
Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates; :(
Two in the baby maker, one in the brownie baker.

The shocker is frequently thrown, but rarely shown.

NEAL:My wife would shoot me if I gave her surprise buttsecks.
Bob: Have you warmed her up with the shocker?

dognheat, your just too awesome! im glad to see ya kept this thread alive in my internetless absence.

keep up the good work brother!!

"Rowing the Boat" or "Skiing the Slopes"

Vaginatarian
 

Vaginatarian: One who only eats vagina, can be female or male.

Even strict vaginatarians, sometimes called, vagiens, can eat bearded clams, fur burgers, bacon holes, pink tacos, and cherry pies.

Cindy gained a bit of reputation for her willingness to try all kinds of meat in high school, so everyone was surprised at the ten year high school reunion that she was now openly vaginatarian.

Always great :) Cheers, I know we all appreciate the effort!