Divorce Court
 

"I understand your dismay at lodging your wedding ring in the bellboy's rectum, but the real question is what was your finger doing there in the first place?"

"I see that you have a claim against your husband based upon his insatiable need for sex with you, but after reviewing the evidence, I find that you have no one to blame but yourself."

"Counsel, the next time you bring a claim for failure to consummate the marriage, I suggest you ask the other side if they have any photos first!"

"So if I understand your point, Mrs. Jones, you in fact did NOT want to be on the internet."

"So when you told your fiance that you were a virgin, you meant it as a joke?"

"So you decided to divorce your husband after the flashbulb exploded, causing damage to a sensitive part of your anatomy?"

great man!

"Your testimony is then that your husband could not possibly expect you to be faithful, given the fact that when you first met you were on opposite sides of a window at a peep show parlor known as the Lusty Lady?"

"I find no reason for Mrs Smith to keep referring to her husband as Pee Wee. Unless of course she is referring to his IQ for putting these photos on the net.""

"So Mrs Polgagelski, even though your dressed and behaved like a hooker all through your honeymoon, you became angry when your husband actually tried to pimp you out?"

"You say your wife kept calling out the name Hugo? Your name is Sam, is it not?"

"So you only talked about free love, but your wife acted upon it?"

So if I understand your complaint, you need this divorce so that when the males of your family see these photos and kill your husband, you won't have to throw yourself on the funeral pyre?"

"Frankly Mrs Wilson, I find your story about not enjoying these various encounters with other men rather hard to swallow.....Why is everybody laughing?

"Based on the evidence, I cannot find that your wife is frigid."

WoW
 

Fantastic post bigi:)

"So your testimony is that you were in the pay of Iran when you married the congressman, and as proof you offer that no self-respecting woman would marry a man who dressed like that in public?"

I find that this is yet another example of why people should not marry while drunk!"

great thread bigi

Haha A+ for originality!! :D

TheONe

- Oh man!! I'll DL and look at the pics in a while. Need to stop laughing and wipe my eyes first. Thanks for these.

"So if I understand you, you performed self abuse with these photos on approximately one half dozen occasions before you realized that it was not your organ in the photos."

"I'm sorry Mr. Moses, being married to the only woman under 25 in North America without a Brazilian wax job does not qualify you for a divorce."

"I can see you are angry Mr Atwood, but I must tell you that I can see how you contracted hepatitis. Let's just say that when you enter the back door, it is best to wear an overcoat."

"Am I right to understand that it was only after your wife insisted on bringing her girlfriends on your vacation for the third year in a row that you began to suspect her proclivities?"

"I find that this marriage took a turn for the worst when Mr Lee wanted her to call it jumbo prawn, but she kept insisting on calling it popcorn shrimp."

"Mrs Adams, are you seriously asking me to believe that your marriage began to fail when your husband told you he wanted as much facial jewelry as you?"

"I find that Mrs Oksana's story about the man hiding in the chimney being in reality Santa Claus to be wholly unbelievable."

"So Mrs Williams, you feel the marriage became rocky when his first wife moved in with you?"

The next step in the scheme was to have his wife watch Big Love over and over again, to the point where entire episodes were memorized. Then Mr Jackson suggested that they move to Utah."

"Mrs Mahoney's withdrawal of her affections became complete when her husband began pulling her panties down at clinic parties to show the other gynecologists what he was talking about."

"Mrs Semple, are you saying that this Raul we have been hearing about throughout this trial in not you lover in adultery but is in fact a small plastic device, purple in color?"

"And when the Olympics left town, you finally came to understand that your wife could never compete with the American beach volleyball team?"

"When Mr Irons first saw the professionally taken photographs of his wife, which she presented as a Christmas present, he was quite pleased. It was only later that he thought to ask her about whether she had engaged in sexual congress with the photographer."

"But surely SOMEONE must have told you that the term 'starter marriage' is just an expression!"

Looking for the ABSTRACT
 

check out the fly that made the picture to the lower right of her belly button. What does that fly want? :cool:

Waaaaaaaaaaay fun

Great captions! Great post.

Great post, and a BIG thanks for the zips

thanks....is there any more?:)