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Under The influence

what would their blood alcohol level be?

make clothes disappear

but liquor is quicker

Try some wacky weed - same results

absolut super! please post more drunk chicks!!:)

a funny

and a babe with too much "influence"

great thread thanks:D

glad ya'll liked the booze pics

Wonderful thread. God bless alcohol.

Alcohol Warning Labels

If government is going to put health warning labels
on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a
little truthfulness about the matter!

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up
with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit
truck at 100 yards.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like an asshole.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the
same boring story over and over again until your
friends want to smash your head in.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay
things like thish.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
the boss what you REALLY THINK while photocopying
your butt at the office Christmas party.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell ever happened to your pants
(panties) anyway.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll
over in the morning and see something really
scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, more handsome, and smarter
than some really, really, really big biker guy
named "Big Al."

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you
can logically converse with other members of
the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
you are invisible.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in
the time-space continuum, whereby small (and
sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING:
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

when Nuns drink...

...good times in the nunnery

under the influence of intoxicating substances

One of my new major, major faves:
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/atta...7&d=1212537665

Can't get enough of that girl on the right ...and her "is that asshole taking my pic? i'm not sure i like that, but don't want to make any waves." (so, guess i'll just end up nude on OCC! lol)

Thanks, reb!

Fantastic post

Thanks man

End of a July 4th weekend

Nice thread but I'd like to see more stoners.

Top 10 Drinking Achievements Before You Die

Even booze hounds need to have goals in life so, I decided to come up with a list of the 10 things that every true drinker should accomplish before they die. Not every item on the list requires drinking massive quantities of alcohol. Once you have covered every item on this list you will be a well rounded drinker who should have a shit-ton of good stories to tell. Personally I can put a check mark next to six of these so it looks like I still have some work to do. Figure out where you stand and then plan your weekends accordingly.

Case In A Day - 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I prefer to think not. You need to sit down with a couple of friends and a couple of cases and power through the day and the case. People that have never done this think it’s easy and the people that have, know it’s not. Added Difficulty: Keep a hand written journal of what you are doing each time you crack a beer. Bonus Points: If anything is legible after beer 17.

Run The Taps At A Bar… Conditions: must have 12 or more taps. This is pretty self explanatory. Belly up to the bar and order a single pint of every beer they have on tap one after the other. You are going to get to try a lot of new beers and chances are you will be piss drunk before the sun goes down.

Century Club - Pretty simple, 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes without puking. Much like the case in a day challenge people always think this is easy until they actually try it. 60 seconds starts feeling like 5 seconds once you pass the 70 minute mark.

Brew Your Own Beer - Yeah it might not taste that great and you will be “that guy” that makes all your friends try their shitty brew but every true booze hound has to give it a shot at least once.

Pub Crawl Conditions: 12 or more pubs covering at least 1 mile. There is nothing better than getting a big group of friends together on a sunny day and catching a buzz while going on a walk. A beer at each stop with a short walk in between and you will be primed for a night of debauchery.

Go To An AA Meeting at least once you should see how the other half lives. Learn a lesson from Charlie Kelly, throw out your beer before you actually get into the meeting. If you don’t somebody will rat you out.

Learn Something About Wine And I don’t mean memorizing the flavors of Franzia, Carlo Rossi or Charles Shaw. Go on a wine tour and actually pay attention (without pounding Busch Lights between wineries) or go to a multi-course meal where they pair a wine with each course and explain why they go together. The knowledge will pay off each and every time you take a lady out for a nice dinner.

Black Out Before Noon - Just once get out of bed at 9 a.m. and crack a beer instead of having your morning Tropicana. There are a finite number of years in life where you can get drunk before noon and not feel like a total douche about it the next day. If you are a college football fan then this is easy to accomplish. If beer isn’t your bag first thing in the A.M. then I would recommend a Boones Farm Strawberry Hill. It’s slightly fruity, high in booze and fan-fucking-tastic.

Oktoberfest in Germany - As someone who’s been there twice, trust me in terms of a unique alcohol experience, it’s pretty unparalleled. Any place where you can puke on the floor under your table, and one waitress jokes with you while she cleans it up and another brings you another beer is unique in my book. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a girl throw up while making out with some dude so that it squirts out the side of their mouths. Gross but hilarious. –Mr. Wonka

Scotch - learn to drink scotch either on the rocks or neat. Much like golf, it is a pain in the ass to learn, but it will pay off in the business world. While you are at it, learn the difference between bourbon and whiskey so that you don’t look like a total fucking hayseed. If you really want to get a gold star on your chart learn the difference between a blend and single malt as well.

And of course some more boozed up babes

more booze humor and pics

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded
to go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was
concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was
still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and
said:
'These girl nights out have got to stop !
I'm starting to suspect the
worst. .. my wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her a ** that
said.....

'From all of us at the FireStation.
We'll never forget you.''

more babes a drinkin

check out " 25 pick up lines" thread I just posted.

Nothing better than a gal (except maybe a group!) whose inhibitions have been rendered senseless through intoxication. Have been lurking on the site for a little while, organizing some pics with this idea in mind, although someone beat me to it (osreb?), no worries- we all work together here!
Enjoy, more to come, if interested.
ps- OK, so the chick in the 7th pic might just be drinking water, she's still hot and could be my designated driver anytime!

8 babes a boozin

hammered. There is a whole series.