After Christmas Mid Life Wife Clearance
 

Here at Mid Life Wife World, we know you are always out for a great deal on the latest previously owned wives. Well, America, now is the time for you to save save save! We guarantee the best Mid Life Wife models anywhere. Drop in and see. The first 500 customers gets a free tube of KY jelly with every purchase.

Our first model is the custom Durango 56. This well broken in Mid Life Wife is sure to please any man or boy with a yen for something a little more stylish!

If you are on the lookout for more power under the hood, you can do no better than the Alameda 47. This versatile Mid Life Wife is a real crowd pleaser that never fails to excite!

Perhaps you need something for your next vacation. How about a French Sand Rover 45? This one is sleek and sure to please the most discriminating man of the world.

Think of the Butterfly 9 and only one word comes to mind - luxury!

The rugged New Jerseyite 53 is for the more adventurous soul! This powerful Mid Life Wife will go anywhere you want and always give you peak performance.

Looking for something a little more exotic? Look no further than the Laredo 39. Ay Chico! No pendejos need apply for this Mid Life Wife!

Plan on taking in the curves at Le Mans? The clean lines of the Wilhelmina 37 is for you! Simply the best racing Mid Life Wife on the market today!

Perhaps you are looking for something less sporty. A no-frills alternative that will get you where you want to go with no mess and no fuss. Have a look at our Magdelena 42!

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Got a crowd that needs taking care of? The Sabre Wildcat 38 will hump it over the hill and back and is always ready to get up and go!

Looking for something along more classic lines. Take a spin with the Des Moines Classique 55. The retro look of this baby spells class all the way!

Some men simply demand the best in life. Those special men who know what they want and won't accept second best. Only for those with the most refined taste, the true successors to James Bond himself, we bring you our finest product. Priced accordingly, but worth every penny, is the Key West Ocean Breeze 44.

Many years ago, our founder , Seymour Glutz, traded in his first wife. Since that time, we here at Mid Life Wife World have alwyas lived up to the motto that Seymour coined: "My customers expect the best for their hard earned cash. And at my shop they'll damn well get it!" Over time, many of our satisfied clients have become repeat members of our family, trading in their old mid life wives for the latest trophy models. We invite you to stop by and have a look. You will see why we are the best on the Miracle Mile strip.

Note: Pictured is Seymour Glutz's first wife Hepzibah, and his upgrade, Glinda circa 1967. Expect the same level of service today.

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