Agent 69 Jense (Danish Vintage)
 

Okay...so what I do know is that apparently, in the 1970s there was a Danish series of films which went by the name of Agent 69 Jensen - they're a kind of eclectic mix of humor, nudity, and hardcore sex. Well anyway, I happened to come across one of the films on the internet and was able to download it, and it covers a surprisingly large variety of subject matter from strip poker to man (disguised as a woman) running around a women's spa, so, I thought I'd upload the relevant clips here as people will probably find something they like.

If people like this, I have some clips taken from another movie in the series that I can post, and I'm in the process of tracking down the other films as well.

Anyway, first up we've got an interesting dance number which really manages to show off the physics of bouncing breasts. You really need to watch it to understand what I mean, as the caps don't do it justice. And, just so people know, there really isn't any nudity in the first clip until the very end, so, for people who are on slower connections, you may want to just disregard the first video.

Next up are some short clips of random nudity from the movie.

And here's the strip poker scene, which sadly stops short of full nudity.

And lastly we've got a rather long segment which involves a man, dressed as a woman, wandering through a women's spa - surely all relevant to the plot, although I'm not exactly sure how.

And here's the last two clips

Fantastic thread, thank you!!!!

Well, since I've gotten one good response, I'm going to assume that I have a mandate from the people to keep posting. We're moving on now to a different movie in the series, which I believed was titled, "In the Sign of the Scorpion." I really don't know what the plot is, but it does have some interesting scenes as well, including another naked dance number (a recurring theme in the movies perhaps?) gratuitous bottomless secretaries, and a forced stripping scene involving a pool cue.

Anyway, we'll start with the bottomless scenes since those are rather short, and, at least I find them visually humorous even if I don't know what the hell is going on.

And, to finish up for tonight, here's a very short, but thoroughly enjoyable scene where a man strips off his female friend's dress. I think you might classify this as an ENF scene since she does look as if the sudden stripping was rather unexpected.

Awesome Thread... Thanks

If nothing else, excellent video quality for a movie that old. Thanks for the effort.

Awesome, thanks

Up next, here's a couple of scenes of a maid undressing (I think she's supposd to be some sort of undercover agent, if that helps make sense of what's going on).

Awesome
 

Thanks for posting some amazing clips!

Wow
 

Look like really gems..(still downloading)

Thanks

fantastic collection, thankyou for posting!

I have to apologize for this next post, because it's a repost, but I'm going to go ahead and upload it because I think the version that I've uploaded is a higher quality version. Anyway, I've watched the movie to try and get some context to why this woman is naked, but, I can't really figure it out. So if anybody does happen to know, feel free to enlighten us all.

And, to make up for that repost, here's a cute little scene of a naked woman being carried off to the room of some foreign diplomat as a sexual offering (I think...). Kind of sexist, but hey, it was the 70's.

Well, just about finished with this movie. Up next we've got an interesting forced stripping scene involving a pool cue. After that, I have a scene involving a really strange pool table, complete with naked women wearing bodypaint, glitter, and crazy colored afro wigs. And lastly, is a quick scene of a woman sunbathing nude, when out of nowhere a pair of pants comes flying her way, much to the consternation of her husband/boyfriend.

Okay, finishing up "In the Sign of the Scorpion" we've got a good old-fashioned cat fight. And, moving on to, "In the Sign of the Saggitarius," we've got a medical doctor showing his ongoing clinical study of lesbians to an interested third party. Then, to end the night right, we have a wacky scene which is basically the opening of the film, which involves, as I promised, a man shooting a dildo-tipped arrow at a naked female human target. Not too explicit really, although I guess it does involve penetration which is visible for about 2 seconds at most - but, just warning people up front in case anybody wants to avoid seeing that.

Incidentally, is it just me or does that last clip with the target shooting have an awesome soundtrack playing the background?

By the way, I thought I should mention to people that there are hardcore scenes which I have not posted, as this board is for softcore only. They're mostly rather boring, although there are a couple that are of note, one of which includes Benny-Hill-style-fast-motion intercourse. Anyway, if people are intersted, I can post the scenes to Rapidshare, just let me know.

i love classic clips, these are awesome, thanks!! ;)

awesome vid

does anyone know if there are more like this esp with sceens with many nude women at once like the spa scenes?

Glad everybody is enjoying the movies so far. For this installment, we've got a man who breaks his neck while taking a trip down south, if you know what I mean. Then, there's a romantic prelude in a dressing room, which is rather interesting to watch since there's someone listening in. And lastly, there's a fashion show, of sorts, which involves a lot more stripping and wearing funny hats than you'd think a fashion show would.

I know this isn't a tech forum, but I'm havign a weird effect - I installed the divx package to play these and I get a general WMP error (one that doesn't tell you anything) when I tried to play the videos. I've found that if I close WMP and open a video, they play, but then if I try to open another (with WMP still open) I get the C00D11CD general error (audio plays over it, so it's definately a video problem.

Edit: However, the fresh wmp playing only works while my TV watching program is also open, and even this doesn't work all the time. Very strange.

Any thoughts?

Answer
 

The question was: Why is that woman walking naked across the tracks?

Answer: She was stripped in the restroom of the train. And she was stripped because she forced a guy to strip. The flying trousers in the 'sunbathing'-clip are from that forced stripping. Don't ask me why she forced him to strip! I think the movie is about a secret formula to make gasoline out of water!

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=13368
(German Movie 2)

Thanks for the information Minamikata. A formula to make gasoline out of water? Well that makes sense, I gues...

As for Bozo35's question, I can't make the vids play on Windows Media Player either. Are you using Windows Vista? I'm a Vista user, and in my experience so far, anything that I've encoded myself using DivX of Xvid will not play on Windows Media Player on Vista. Don't really know why. VLC Media Player and Media Player Classic seem to handle the videos fine, so you might try downloading one of them and seeing if you have better luck, although I believe VLC's preferences need to be slightly adjusted to run on Vista properly.

Anyway, up next we have scenes from a dramatic shootout in a hospital, where we get to see some fast motion action of naked girls running around in a panic. And after that is an extended sequence which I have dubbed simply medical procedure as I'm not entirely certain what's going on other than that they're in a hospital or some kind of clinic. Just to give people a heads up, clip 2 from the medical procedure series has a few seconds of male nudity; I really couldn't edit it out without cutting out the girl too, so just bear with it. Or, avoid it if you prefer.

Last two clips finishing up the medical procedure series. Tomorrow I think we'll pick up with the best hiding place ever (which of course involves a naked woman) and a belly dancer who really needed to have the camera focus on her for longer periods of time.

These are AMAZINGGGGG!!!!

Hey, does anyone have a link for this film? (skyttens) . Thanks.

First off, here's the IMDB link for skyttens:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075643/

And here's a link to the DVD:

http://xploitedcinema.com/catalog/ag...gn-p-7103.html

Not much information, but, there it is.

Now on to business. This next set of clips focuses on a belly dancer, who unfortunately did not get nearly as much uniterrupted screen time as I think she should have. Now, not that I know the plot or anything, but, the action is taking place in a club of some sort, and a fight breaks out, so, in the clip where you see a guy roll on stage, it's because there's a fight going on. So, the bellydance is actually continuing her routine as this fight breaks out around her, which is rather humorous, but not necessarily interesting to watch. So I cut those parts out and tried to focus just on the girl, which unfortunately means some of the clips are really short.

And, now we'll finish up with the belly dancer and move on to probably my favorite scene in the movie. Apparently our hero is being pursued by the bad guys, and what he needs most in the world is a good place to hide. And, what better place to hide than in bed with a naked lady?

Then after that is a quick scene involving a backstage conversation between our human target and her stage partner.

Since these clips have been rather short, I thought I'd end the night with what I'm sure will be a crowd pleaser. To conclude for the night, I've got some reasonably long clips involving naked girls making out and simulating sex. Observant people will notice that part 4 of the series is left out. That's because it's pretty explicit, and it definitely would not comply with the rules of the forum. But, if people want to see it, I can upload it to Rapidshare or something, so, just let me know.

This takes care of the bulk of "In the Sign of the Sagittarius." I'll finish up the odds and ends tomorrow if I get a chance, and then we'll move on to "In the Sign of the Taurus!" Thanks for all the replies and positive feedback; there's still 3 films left of material to get through, so we're definitely not done yet.

Actually, you can upload it to Hardcore Amateur Videos if you want.

BTW, I liked that bed clip about as much as you did. It's my favorite in this thread so far.

Thanks

Fango

Thanks Fango. I wasn't sure what the rules for the Hardcore section were since I don't really check out the videos over there very much and I didn't want to post anything that wasn't allowed. But since I've got your okay I went ahead and started a thread over there for the hardcore clips that don't fit over here. For anybody who wants to take a look it's right here: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=50730

That thread probably isn't going to be updated as much since I didn't pull out very much hardcore material, having originally not planned to upload most of it. But I'll try to go back and find some worthwhile clips.

Alright, well we're finishing up "In the Sign of the Sagittarius" in this post with various odds and ends of short clips, which includes women exercising with equipment that has been outfitted to give them quite a different kind of workout...

yes thank you..... this a true erotic classic... well done luv your work!! thanks

wow wow
 

thanks for all the great vids you are posting

Do you have any more from this scene, either softcore or hardcore is good- or any more of this girl. She is my favourite. Great quality videos and caps, too. Nice one!!!:D

Great Thread. Thanks.

Alright, here's an update so people know I didn't die and neither did this thread. We are starting with "In the Sign of the Taurus" now, which, personaly, I found rather disappointing. Compared to what we've see in some of the other movies, this one didn't even come close to capturing that same kind of wacked out charm. But, there are a couple of notable clips. We'll start with the better ones first and work our way down.

Up first we've got a nice clip of a man spying on women changing. Then we have the requisite crazy naked dance number, and this time, our setting is Hell! Then rounding the home stretch we've got a nighttime encounter with a lover coming through the window via ladder, and a quick undressing scene by a piano.

Quickly, I meant to apologize for some of the file sizes being rather large. Something about the original .avi file is weird, and virtual dub unsyncs the dialogue unless I use full processing mode, which unfortunately produces larger files. Now, I guess sound is not essential to the clips, since we don't know what the hell they're saying anyway, but I keep on hoping that someone in the forum actually speaks Danish and can translate for us.

Also, for susansusan and anybody else who wanted to see more of the blonde sexual offering and her Arab friend, go check out the hardcore thread.

Fantatic thread ~ many thanks JC for your research!

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