Showing off your willy
 

I went for a piss in an alley with a mate’s ex when McDonalds’ toilets were shut in the early hours on a night out. We were facing away from each other and I don’t remember what led to it but she ended up asking to see my circumcision scar so I got it back out to let her inspect it. Has anyone else got an experience of unexpectedly getting to proudly show theirs off to a female that didn’t lead to anything?

Circumcision Scar?
 

That is certainly a novel pick-up line! I don't recall ever hearing that one before. She sounds like fun.

I had a situation like that many years ago at a music festival (V Festival for those that go back that far). A mixed group of 7 of us went - 4 girls 3 guys - none of us couples. When it came to going for a piss the girls would ask one of us guys to take her in the gents to avoid the very long queues for the women’s facilities. We would then give them cover to go in and then ‘guard’ the door from the outside.

One time I went with one of our companions and after she came out I told her I needed to piss too but I wasn’t going to do it in one of the portaloos because they were in a mess and I’d rather use the perimeter fence on the way back to the stage (which is what I’d been doing all day).

We had to take a slight detour to get out of sight of security and when we got there there are the usual number of both sexes pissing against the edge rather than using the portaloos.

My friend said “I’m going to watch this”. I laughed it off but she followed me right to the fence and stood next to me. I was 18 and being within 100 yards of a female in those days got me hard so I had a chubby by the time I got it out. She proceeddd to watch and nothing more was ever said 🤣

Years ago I attended a concert in an old hall. The mens room had floor length urinals and no dividers, so if you looked down the line from the side it was a whole row of penises doing one of the main things they do. Most guys stood back to avoid splash back.

Relevant to the topic, the door was propped open. As i approached the restroom I noticed a group of young women, probably college age all gathered outside. I almost thought I had the wrong room, but then I saw what they were up to. From where they stood, they had a view straight down the line of urinals. They could see about 10 cocks at once.

I made sure I stood back so they could see mine when it was my turn. I also took my time and shook vigorously. When I exited one of the girls shot me a little smile. They must have seen 100 cocks through the intermission!

Good to hear that you ended up having her see it close its potential. Every now and then a song from that festival will come on or she’ll pass the fence at a gig and it’ll enter her head. Hot that she’s going to associate you with having a big one every time it does!

Hottttttt! I hate that stupid “fairer sex” trope where men are seen as pussy crazy animals but women are more reserved and find a connection the sexiest thing. Bullshit.

It’s incredible when women don’t let themselves feel like they have to live that way and are feel free to ogle our members. I’d have done the same as you, I’d have stayed there a while and made sure I was in prime position for them all to treat themselves to a good, long look

Nice to know I wasn't the only one cursed with a circumcision scar.

I never thought of the scar as a curse, and considering her curiosity encouraged me to flop it out for her I definitely don’t think bad of it now :p

Just a flash
 

A few years ago just before Covid hit, I was working abroad from my original UK and rather naughtily but starved of attention joined a swiping dating app. I met up with a girl from a neighboring country would would come with a few friends to party for the weekend then return home to where partying (booze) was illegal. I ended up fucking the girl one night but while we were naked her friend returned to the apartment and stood and had a conversation with the two of us while we carried on kissing and touching. She asked for my friends number and this involved me getting up and walking across the room to grab my phone. I made sure to wiggle as I walked to shake my cock. She took his number and we proceeded to do the deed for a while that night and a nice morning wake up call too.

When her friend joined us for a chat the next morning and piece together the drunken night before, she informed us after she got back she ‘strummed one out and squirted listening to us fucking’ this literally make my cock twitch but I played it cool. I needed to leave to get back to my apartment but during the conversation her friend, and I won’t forget this said ‘show me ur dick’ so got up stood for a few seconds before dressing and leaving. All of us stayed have stayed in touch and have had a few messages over the years

I like the way you think!

Once, a woman who was a neighbour and I were the last two still going strong late on after a party. We were both about fifty at the time, far too old to be playing "I'll show you mine." Both being married with children, we should have had more sense.

As we sat chatting, I mentioned to her that a drunk woman had tried to pull my pants down earlier. As an after thought, I asked if she'd like me to drop them for her. She looked shocked and said, "certainly not."

It was just banter really, but I didn't let it go. A couple of minutes later, I said, "Are you sure you don't want me to drop my pants." This time, she thought about it for a little while, before saying "Oh! Go on, then."

So I stood up in front of her and we briefly looked each other in the eye. Then her gaze fell to my crutch in anticipation. My hands were shaking and I had a nervousness in the pit of my stomach. She continued staring as I slowly unbuttoned my jeans and let them down all the way.

I watched her face throughout. When she saw my cock and balls, her eyes nearly popped. It was an amazing feeling knowing that she was enjoying it. The adrenaline buzz was better than I can ever remember experiencing.

I now understood how my wife must have felt when a builder saw her naked. No wonder she did it again with other men.

I never took it any further with the woman. When I finally got to bed, I woke my wife and fucked her. I wish I'd had the courage to tell her what I'd done.

Back when I was in my early 20s, I became online friends with this girl, Yvonne. After a few months chatting online, we decided to actually meet up for a night out. By the time we left, the sun was just up and we were walking nearby this river just the two of us and I said that I needed to find a toilet because I needed to take a piss. She said just go on the riverbank since nobody was around. I thought why not and I just walked there, turned my back on her, and unzipped my pants. Before I could take the piss, she asked if I was going to pull my pants all the way down. I was like sure if that's what she wanted, so I pulled my pants down and took the piss in peace. Until she suddenly showed up beside me and just stood there watching. I asked her what she was doing and she calmly said "Just looking". That was enough to got the young me hard and she giggled when that happened. Never thought first time meeting would end up with her seeing my cock.

Nothing ever really happened between us other than just being good friends for a few years, but I got to show off my cock once again after that and I got to see her naked in return. We went to her friend's place and we didn't know the friend had a pool. She offered to lend Yvonne her bikini but Yvonne couldn't be bothered so she just stripped down to her bra and g-string. I stripped down to my undies and spent the whole afternoon with visible boner (I don't know why, but I always thought bra and panties instead of bikini at the pool is just so much hotter!). At one point, her friend just went point blank and said something like "Dude, you've been having a boner all this time" and I told her I couldn't not have a boner when with two hot girls like them. Yvonne told me to take my undies off to give my cock a breather so I thought why not and I took it off. I stayed naked after that, and there were definitely a lot of staring both ways between the girls and I.

Once we were done, Yvonne didn't want to wear damp bra and panties so she stripped naked which made her friend yelled out "Yvonne!" but she just calmly said that I've been rocking a boner and no harm in letting me see her naked for a while. Her friend just laughed and said fair enough but she wouldn't be joining in getting naked. I booed her but couldn't change her mind. We all got dressed and went home after that. I, of course, jerked off as soon as I got home.

We lost contact a few months after she moved to Peru with her family. I wonder what she's like now.

She likes to hold it while I pee
 

My runaway has a quirky like.

First time after we left a pub. The old stop to pee down a lane. She stood next to me, reached around and held the old fella. Scared the shit out of me at first.
Not sexual, no wanking, just holding and pointing it, while I unload a bladder. Funny things, she always says.
Doesn't do it inside, just outside where she can direct the spray...

Haven't heard of any other women that like doing that (well not my ex at least).

Just a fun quirk!

Having them want to see it and to request a good look is the best.
Also wiggling as you walk is genius!

Definitely best that you didn’t tell the wife or there had’ve been no pussy! That woman said “certainly not” as a reflex, she’s not supposed to want to. She obviously regretted it in the seconds after and didn’t think she’d get the chance without backing down. Excellent work.

I hope she forgot to pack any bikinis when they moved ;)

I saw a cool pic of a woman doing this but with her mouth, pointing him towards the toilet!

If you gotta go
 

I met my wife when she was in grad school and had a lot of friends who were in the same program. After a summer semester was over a few dozen grad students rented some cabins for a weekend.

Each cabin had four bunk beds, sink, and a table, but no shower or toilet. The last night we were there, the booze started flowing early, around 4pm, which caused other fluids to flow. The nearest community toilet was a good 200 yards/meters away from the area the bonfire and party was happening. So, modesty became less of a priority when considering a 400 yard/meter round trip to use a proper toilet.

The guys were the first to walk behind the nearest cabin to piss. The ladies quickly followed suit, but chose a different cabin. When the sun went down, they realized the secondcabin had hardlyany light behi d it. They didn'tseem to mind at first, but that quickly changed when a frog jumped as a lady was squatting down to pee. She came running out from behind the cabin, as she was still pulling her pants up.

We all ended up peeing behind the nearest cabin that was well lit and modesty was less of a concern as the booze continued to flow and inhibitions fell.

Later in the evening I walked behind the cabin to relieve myself and was in mid-stream when another lady came around the corner on the opposite side of the cabin. She stopped about six feet from me, staring at my dick as she squatted down to pee. Her gaze never left my dick, until I gave it a shake before tucking it back into my pants. She was still peeing, when she looked up at me, smiled, and asked if all guys shake their dicks. I told her I assume most do, but hadn't really thought about it. She finished, had a small bit of paper towel in her hand which she used to wipe, the stood up as she pulled up her shorts. We walked back to the campfire together, nonchalantly continuing our conversation.

My wife asked me if the other girl was already back there when I walked back to pee. I told her what had happened and how she surprised me by coming from the other direction, and she laughed. She said a few of the women were trying to wait until there wasn't any guys back there, before going to pee and telling the other guys to wait until they were done. They were watching for me to return so they could go without a man present. After a while, nobody seemed to care and everyone was just going behind trees or bushes, wherever they felt comfortable and could see what was around them.

My wife also got a few good looks at a few of the other men that night. I probably pissed three or four more times in front of two other women. I was drunk enough to give my dick a few more shakes than were probably necessary!

That girl must have thanked the gods that she’s expected to squat as it gave her the opportunity to get a face level view of it

Been lurking and enjoying reading here but this thread inspired me to share.

My wife’s best friend lives out of state and visits once a year. When we were maybe 20 or so she was in town and we were too young to go to bars still so we drank at my apartment. Not sure why the conversation went this route but my wife mentioned a small birthmark I have on my dick. Then surprised me when she said “show her”. Before she could change her mind I stood and unzipped my jeans. Then stopped and my wife (then girlfriend) asked why. I said I don’t want to just whip it out in a flaccid state and have her think I’m small. So my wife reached into my boxers and stroked me until I was about 75% hard. Then she grabbed the waist of my boxers and yanked them down. Her hand went to my cock and held it to the side while she pointed out the birthmark. It’s really small so her friend had to lean in to see. She was maybe two feet away and at that point my cock was full mast. Her eyes were glued to it for a solid 20-30 seconds before my wife pulled my boxers over it. Not easy to do when I’m standing at full attention.

Semi Wood
 

Always good to have a semi-wood to display to the willing and a good woman to help achieve it!

I’m sure you were happy that you were as big as you can be at that point. We want ladies to see ours when fully erect. Maybe your girlfriend (now wife) wasn’t as happy that tye other woman saw your full wood.

I would hope she was proud to show the other one what she gets to enjoy.

just remembered something funny from a trip to Europe I took years ago. We were on a tour bus with alot of college age people (myself included at the time) going from Munich to I believe Dachau. We stopped at a rest stop on the side of the freeway and naturally people went to use the bathrooms. One of the girls noticed that you could see the urinals in the mens room from the hallway very clearly. She was around 20 years old but looked much younger. I was amazed at how excited she was you could see. I remember her saying "there wasnt any view like this back home" and when someone told her she shouldnt be looking she said "why, I dont get to see dicks everyday you know." All of this was said while she was laughing with a smile.

So another experience on the Europe trip. One thing being American is it seems much of the world treats male urination as not nearly as private.

At a university party in Austria there was a long line to use the bathroom. This was at a college so plenty of students drinking and partying. I do miss those days but that's another topic.

As I got into the bathroom, I noticed it was full of girls. Turns out the men's room had become a defacto place to do drugs in the stalls. That's not my thing and I had to piss so I went up to the urinal and pulled out my dick. As I was being one of the girls stood beside me and asked me " why I was circumcised." It's obviously not common there. She was super interested in it and called over another girl to have a look! As drunk as everyone was I can't really remember the dialogue. But a very fun one indeed.

You should’ve stated in there all night and let them keep sending girls over to inspect your manhood :cool:

I would havetold her it needs to be relaxed to fit back in.

I'm 'cut', and in the UK it's relatively rare. Had it done for medical reasons aged 14 (phimosis).

Of course, word gets out, somehow. So by the time we were all getting sexually active around 16/17 there were loads of girls 'intrigued' by something they'd probably only seen in a porn mag or read about.

The number of lengthy 'inspections', hand jobs and blow jobs I got out of it while girls sought to 'compare' to uncut boyfriends was phenomenal.

And, eventually, penetrative sex. Again, so they could 'compare'.

Being circumcised got me laid at a rate far, far in excess of anything my uncut mates were getting in our teens.

Back in the summer I was at a naturist event, the only one I've ever been to where 90% 0f the attendees were fully clothed 90% of the time, as the weather was awful. When I walked in, the first person I saw was the lady who runs the sound system, whom I've fancied for ever! I've always got on well with her; not young, but really attractive. (And, I'm afraid, married.)

She said, "I've just set up the table tennis table, fancy a game?" So we did, after a few minutes of running around she got a bit warm and discarded her pullover. Unfortunately, that was all I could persuade her to remove. But a few minutes later I was getting quite hot so took the lot off. I've never had any qualms about being naked, particularly if there's any chance of being seen by tasty women. I suppose I'm a bit of an exhibitionist in that respect.

Oh well, at least one of us stripped off.

I think most of us have heard the saying about certain people having no filter or saying whatever is on their mind. Well, if my wife has a couple of drinks, she seems to have no filter doing whatever she is thinking about.

We installed a pool a couple of years ago, after we were married, and we spend a lot of time lounging around in and out of the water. With a drink in her system, she has pulled my penis out at our pool more than once with her girlfriends and even her mom around. Her mother scolded her, and she put me away, lol. With her girlfriends, she has no shame, woman-handling me until she has had enough. She is not drunk and fully aware of what she is doing, but just loosened up enough not to care.

It is obviously sexual, but not sexual at the same time. She has laid between my legs with her phone propped on my belly while she waggles my dick back and forth like it is some sort of fidget toy. Other times, she has carried on conversations with her girlfriends like nothing out of the norm. My wife is due with our second daughter within weeks, so there wasn't much fidget play going on this summer, unfortunately.

Dating apps
 

Not sure if this for here or not but….

I’ve always enjoyed showing off and being naked over camera since the old msn webcam days. Now I’m married it’s turned to a fake profile on dating apps. As it picks up local matches, over the years I’ve enjoyed exchanging pictures with many people I know in real life. Many women who have complimented my dick don’t know it’s mine they have seen, including friends, friends ex’s and my ex bosses ex wife. I’ve even sent a dick pic to a girl in the office when she was sat 3 desks away

Wish I’d been cut before my mid 20s now, could’ve used that too

100% it belongs here! If you got to show it off you got to show it off!

It’s clever how you’ve managed to make technology work for you. I’ve got a friend in her 20s who I used to go on breaks with at work before she left and we’ve stayed in touch. Never crossed the line as I’m considerably older and she’s not just sexy but also a good friend, but if we were both single now I’d make a move I think. She’s only around 5’ 5’’ if that, not too skinny or curvy, in the middle. I’m not going to suggest I’ve got the biggest one in the world but I’m definitely a few inches above average and I’ve lost countless loads over imagining my pants coming off and her being overawed and nervous by it.

On WhatsApp you can make stickers and I’ve gone that with the cat and my head etc messing about with mates and then when you use them it’s so easy to accidentally pick one and it just sends, don’t have to confirm. I’ve done it a few times and deleted it from the chat as it wasn’t relevant.

Then it dawned on me. I used the timer on my phone and got a pic from sort of underneath where I’m at full mast with my balls at the bottom. Adjusted the lighting and contrast on the pic and finally turned it into a sticker with WhatsApp and its now sat in the collection.

I’m now wrestling with my conscience and for the past few weeks I’ve been thinking about messaging her asking how things are at work etc, getting into a chat and then “accidentally” dropping the sticker in and then “panicking” and deleting and accidentally clicking “delete for me”. I wouldn’t mention it and would then send a cat one so it looks like I meant to send the cat, caught the genitals one by accident, deleted it quickly without realising I only deleted it for me and then posted the cat as I intended to.


I’m fairly sure that if I did that and acted naturally that she’d chalk it up as an honest mistake so she’d be calm but I’d have been able to fulfil me dream of showing it off to her. That would also give her the opportunity to screenshot it she tuck it away if she wanted to, thinking that I wouldn’t know. I’m fairly sure that if she didn’t mention it even though it was still on her screen that would mean that she felt pleased or lucky it was “accidentally” sent to her. I’ve gone to start the chat a few times but not been able to commit. I can’t be bothered with the aggro if it all goes wrong but there’s literally no one on this planet I’d rather show it to so I’m conflicted. If I can get her to see the pic she’ll never be able to think of me or hear my name ever again without that picture of my willy entering her head. I know if she ends up single again she’s going to have a fair few lads after a go and her finding out I’m pretty well endowed might mean I’m getting my CV in early

Peeing together for convenience
 

I have a bunch of stories about this topic! This is always a really hot scenario for me, especially when it’s totally platonic & not sexual.

Strangely enough, many of these stories take place in the bathroom lol. When I was dating my ex girlfriend, we would very frequently get incredibly drunk with her friends. I was a good boyfriend, so usually I was the only guy in the group.

One time we were all getting drunk and I told my GF I had to pee. She said, “me too,” and then asked told her friends, “we’re going to pee, anyone have to pee?” One of her friends said she did & my GF led us all to the bathroom together.

To paint the picture, my ex GF was a smoke show blonde, with small (32B) tits, a shaved pussy, & a massive athletic ass. Her friend who was joining us in the bathroom was definitely very chubby, but she had massive (G cup) tits & a massive chubby ass.

When we got to the bathroom, my GF got on the toilet to pee first. She was wearing a jumper with no bra, so she pulled down the jumper and was essentially butt naked on the toilet. Her friend & I were having a conversation with her, so neither of looked away while my ex was naked & peeing. Her friend even said, “damn you have amazing nipples! I’m jealous, mine are so big.”

After my GF finished, her friend went up next & pulled her pants & panties down & got on the toilet. She told me not to look, but when she started peeing, I obviously looked straight at her & didn’t even pretend to look away. Her face turned red, but, because she was drunk, she didn’t really care. Unfortunately, I couldn’t see her naked, but I had a quick glance of her shaved pussy. My GF even said, “omg, you’re totally shaved aren’t you?! For some reason I thought you’d have a bush.” Before her friend finished peeing, I went closer to her so I could check out her ass, & even gave it a pinch. She finished up & went to the sink to wash her hands, & my GF looked at me & said, “your turn, but hurry! I want to another drink!”

So, I go up to the toilet & pull my slightly hard dick out to start peeing. Not to brag, but I have a good size cock, & it’s especially thick. While peeing, we’re all still chatting, & I see her friend looking straight at me in the mirror while my cock is out. I said, “hey! Are you looking at my dick!” & she responded, “sorry, you looked at me though so I figured it was only fair. I see why you’re so confident though… your GF is a lucky. Last guy I was with was tiny downstairs.”

I thanked her & decided to give her a quick show by fake master bating by rubbing my dick while she laughed. My GF was also laughing & just said, “omg, was that really necessary!?”

I finished up peeing & we all went out to party again like nothing happened. After this experience though, my GF’s friend was much more comfortable being naked around me & I’m happy to share more stories.

I forgot I shared this story.

At the time I think she was aroused. Or at least thought it was funny. But years later the story has come up and she has said “I can’t believe I showed her your cock” in a way that she maybe regrets it but not too much.

Please do!

Does the best friend ever bring it up?