I Am Santa
 

Our spa is inside a mall.

Oh dear, our regular Santa got drunk and was hit by a horse. He's too injured to play Santa this year so I volunteered to step in. This is going to be a lot of fun.

Question: How did he get hit by a horse?
Answer: There was a horse in the Santa Claus parade and the horse hit the drunken Santa.

So, we put out the word that we are looking to hire 6-8 Elves. The response has been overwhelming. The first applicant is Mary.

Me: Welcome
Mary: Thanks. I think being an Elf is a great way to spend my Christmas break from university.

Me: Are you good with kids.
Mary: Absolutely, I have two younger brothers and sisters.

Me: Ok, interview is going great. Next, I have to see you naked to check for tattoos, bruises, scars, etc.
Mary: Sure, no problem.

The Mall Lawyer
 

We have been advised by the mall lawyer that we need a nurse or doctor near the Santa display in case of a medical emergency and we need extra security because of the larger crowd. So, we have to hire a nurse and an extra security guard. This is added to my workload as I am still trying to hire my elves.

We called a nursing agency and they sent over a couple of nurses for us to interview.

The two nurses were Faith and Bella. Faith was the first one to be interviewed.

Elf candidate Eve
 

Then I interviewed Elf candidate Eve.

Nurse candidate
 

I managed to squeeze Nurse Christina.

Elf Candidate Holly
 

Holly is a university student hoping to make some money during Christmas break.

Posing in front of the tree
 

The mall merchants got together to offer any woman a $500 gift card willing to pose nude wearing only a Santa hat in front of the Christmas tree. Angela took the offer.

Elf Candidate Ashton
 

Ashton is another university student on Christmas break hoping to make some extra money as an elf.

Nurse Candidate Ashley
 

The agency sent over another nurse candidate named Ashley. I explained to her that the mall policy requires any Elf and nurse candidates to undress so I can see if she has any bruises, tattoos, cuts and/or scars.

Nurse Candidate Amanda
 

The nursing agency called and asked if I could interview one more candidate before I quit for the day. I said I couldn't stay long as I have tickets for the Leaf game to-night.

Elf Candidte Katy
 

She said she has a couple of kids of her own. Experience with kids is very useful for an Elf.

Nurse Amy
 

Nurse Amy showed up for her interview.

Me: Welcome
Nurse Amy: I have some spare time over the holidays. This sounds like an interesting way to fill in the time and also make a bit of money.
Me: We have a lot of little kids visiting Santa and they are always running around and incurring bruises and cuts.
Nurse Amy: I've dealt with lots of little kids and bruises and cuts.
Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked to check for tattoos, scars, etc.
Nurse Amy: Not a problem.

Security Guard
 

Me: We're looking for a security guard for crowd control and to watch for thieves.
Security guard candidate: I've done some security work at some events.
Me: Great! Interview going well. Next, I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, etc.
Security guard candidate: No problem.

Security Guard Candidate
 

Security guard candidate: Heard you're looking for a security guard. I have lots of spare time over the holidays.
Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, scars, etc.
Security guard candidate: Sure, no problem.

Elf Candidate
 

This woman arrived at the interview already wearing her Elf outfit.

Covered Face
 

This security guard candidate arrived wearing a face covering.

Me: Pleased to meet you. I hear you are applying for the security guard position.
Applicant: Yes, I'm on Christmas break from university so I thought this would be a good way to make some extra cash. We dont celebrate Christmas in my religion.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, scars, etc.
Applicant: No problem but I'll have to keep my face covered.

Security Guard Applicant
 

A member of the military applied for the security guard position.

Me: So, you are in the military and are wearing your uniform to this interview.
Applicant: I'll free on Christmas break and heard about this opening for a security guard.

Me: Do you have any experience doing security work?
Applicant: Yes, I've done some crowd control.

Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, scars, etc.
Applicant: No problem.

Elf Applicant
 

Me: So, you're applying to be an Elf.
Applicant: Yes, I have some spare time on my hand so I thought this would be a way to kill time and make some extra cash.
Me: Do you have any experience with kids?
Applicant: Absolutely! I have 3 kids of my own.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, scars, etc.
Applicant: No problem.

Elf Claire
 

Claire: Hi, I'm interested in the Elf position.
Me: Yes, we have one, maybe two, openings left to fill. Are you good with kids?
Claire: Absolutely, I used to coach a pre-teen girl's soccer team.
Me: Interview going well. Next I have to see you naked to check for any bruises, cuts, tattoos, piercings, etc,
Claire: No problem.

Victoria (Vicky) Elf
 

Vicky: Hi, I'm interested in the Elf position.
Me: We only have one position open.

Vicky: I want that position.
Me: Ok, let's proceed with the interview. You're an aspiring actress?
Vicky: Yes, but acting gigs are hard to find. Too much competition.
Me: Ok, I have to see you naked.

Vicky: I'm not comfortable being naked. How about if I blow you?
Me: You don't need to blow me.
Vicky: But I want to, I insist.
Me: Ok, in that case.

Nurse Allison
 

Finding a nurse is really challenging. It seems there is a short supply.

Nurse: Hi, I'm Allison. I hear you're looking for a nurse.
Me: We have a lot of letting kids at the Santa display and they seem to always get hurt in one way or another.

Nurse: I love little kids. I work in a children's hospital so I'm use to taking care of kids.
Me: Interview going fine. Next have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Nurse: Sure, no problem.

Nurse Angie
 

Finding a nurse is really challenging. It seems there is a short supply.

Nurse: Hi, I'm Angie. I hear you're looking for a nurse.
Me: We have a lot of little kids at the Santa display and they seem to always get hurt in one way or another.

Nurse: I love little kids. I work in a children's hospital so I'm use to taking care of kids. Plus, I have two kids of my own.
Me: Interview going fine. Next have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Nurse: Sure, no problem.

Security Guard A
 

Applicant: I hear you're looking for a security gurad.
Me: Yes, we need a security guard for crowd control and to make sure no one steal the presents under the tree.

Applicant: That sounds like a great job. I'm interested. I'm on Christmas break from university so I have some spare time.
Me: Interview going grest. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

Security Guard B
 

Applicant: I hear you're looking for a security guard.
Me: Yes, we need a security guard for crowd control and to make sure no one steal the presents under the tree.

Applicant: That sounds like a great job. I'm interested. I'm on Christmas break from university so I have some spare time.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Let's go to the atrium where there is no one around.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

Security Guard C
 

Applicant: I hear you're looking for a security guard.
Me: Yes, we need a security guard for crowd control and to make sure no one steal the presents under the tree.

Applicant: That sounds like a great job. I'm interested. I'm on Christmas break from university so I have some spare time.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.

Applicant: Sure, no problem.

Security Guard D
 

Applicant: I hear you're looking for a security guard.
Me: Yes, we need a security guard for crowd control and to make sure no one steal the presents under the tree.

Applicant: That sounds like a great job. I'm interested. I'm on Christmas break from university so I have some spare time.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.

Applicant: Sure, no problem.

Christmas Card
 

This is weird. Got a Christmas card from the spa owner that has a pic of him and his wife.

Foreign Military Soldier
 

She's a member of a foreign military on a visit to our country.

Winding Down the Interviews
 

We're winding down the interviews. Come heck or high water, Santa goes live on Friday, December 5, 2024.

Nurse Anna will be my last nurse interview.

Security Guard E
 

We're still short on getting a security guard. Here is a soldier on Christmas leave who would like to make a bit of extra money during the holidays.

Mall Christmas Party
 

The Mall and the Spa jointly agreed to throw a Christmas party. It is for adults only and clothes are optional. These pics were taken prior to the start of the party as the ladies were getting ready.

The party gets started
 

The party gets off to a good start. Almost all the ladies choose to go nude.

Carla
 

One of the attendees with a drink. Free bar.

Unidentified woman with drink
 

The alcohol really starting to flow now. Free bar.

Debbie
 

Debbie from accounting.

Unidentified group
 

These people just showed. No idea who they are or what they are doing.

Coffee Shop group
 

A group from the Coffee Shop ("3rd Cup") showed up.

Santa being serviced
 

Santa made an appearance and was immediately serviced by one of the ladies.

Ladies Playing with Cocks
 

Some of the males pulled out their manly bits and the ladies sprung into action.

Debauchery
 

The party has descended into complete debauchery due to horniness and alcohol.