Embarrassing Secrets Exposed
 

I think it is a huge turn on when women have their embarrassing intimate secrets exposed. Things that they are self-conscious about; things they do not want shared with the world.

Sure, it is fantastic to see gorgeous women show off their charms, but I think it is even more exciting when a woman accidentally exposes some intimate secret that she would rather keep private. Like an intimate tattoo only her partner was ever meant to see. Or an upskirt that reveals a less than flattering choice of underwear.

This thread is for stories about women having their embarrassing intimate secrets exposed.

Wife’s Best Friend
 

My wife's best friend from college, Julie, was extremely self-conscious about her large, meaty labia. My wife told me in private that Julie had often avoided being intimate with guys because she was embarrassed by her dangling labia. My wife also told me that Julie never wore thongs because of how they painfully rubbed against her 'excess sensitive skin down there.' She exclusively wore bikini panties or went commando because they did not cut against her labia.

One evening I was pre-gaming with my girlfriend (now wife) and Julie in their dorm room before ubering to the bars. Just as we were about to head to the Uber, my wife quickly alerted her friend, "Hey, Julie, everyone can see your panties." Sure enough, Julie's pink bikini panties were painfully obvious through her black leggings. You could even read the cute "LOVE PINK" slogan in white letters on her ass through her leggings.

Since we did not have much time before the Uber arrived, Julie panicked and quickly tore off her shoes and leggings, standing in just her pink undies. She searched around for a pair of jeans or something that would not show her panties, but was not able to find anything she liked. Everyone in the room was laughing at Julie as she ran around the room in her panties like a chicken with its head cut off. Julie kept cursing up a storm as she rifled through jeans and shorts that "would not go with her top."

While she was frantically searching through her clothes pile, my girlfriend reminded her that the Uber was pulling up. Now in desperation, Julie gave up looking for a different set of pants and went back to the leggings. Without much warning she peeled off her panties, flung them in a corner with her other dirty clothes, and started frantically shoving her legs back into the tight leggings.

Now completely bottomless, I could see that Julie did in fact have a very meaty labia-- her brown lips dangled several inches below her crotch. I will never forget how her labia swung back and forth while she hopped on one foot, trying to slide her legs back into the leg holes of her black leggings. Knowing how self-conscious Julie was about her labia, and with my girlfriend standing a few feet away, I turned around and tried to make it look like I wasn't ogling my girlfriend's half-naked best friend. However, I saw enough to remember exactly what Julie's pussy looks like forever.

Even though Julie and I were friends and she could trust me (she was eventually a bridesmaid in our wedding), I am sure it was extremely embarrassing for her to expose her biggest insecurity to her best-friend's boyfriend. She only lets very serious boyfriends see her 'embarrassing' secret. It was so hot seeing her intimate secret, knowing how embarrassed she is by her labia.

Wife’s Flat Chest
 

My wife and I are high school sweethearts, having started dating our Junior year of high school. The entire time we have been together, she has always been very embarrassed by her small breasts. I guess it should have been a dead giveaway when she kept her shirt on the first few times we hooked up.

She has put on a little weight since college, so her chest is not as flat as it once was. However, during high school and college, she had AAA breasts-- flat as a board. Even her 34AA cup bras from Victoria's Secret had a decent gap between the cups and the skin on her chest. She had a full inch gap on her 32A cup bras. Unbeknownst to others, she'd frequently fill that gap with various materials.

My wife would be so humiliated if people found out she stuffed her bra throughout high school and college. I always teased her about what the frat boys would say if they knew miss preppy sorority girl stuffed her bra! She was pretty discreet about it, using just enough to give her AA or sometimes A cups but not enough to make it look fake. During high school she often used toilet paper or rolls of socks. In college, she graduated to silicon falsies that she playfully referred to as her 'sticky boobs'.

I thought it was so cute how she would meticulously shape the stuffing material to conform to the bra cup. She had special two sided tape and everything to hold the stuffing in place. Even her bikinis had waterproof foam padding so that her secret wouldn't be revealed. I actually remember one time she went to a friend's lakehouse for a girl's weekend and was mortified to find out guys would be there. She did not pack her padded bikinis.

I always love to fantasize about how she would react if her top came off, exposing her flat chest to all her friends. She would be so mortified. Now that I know she enjoys humiliation, we play into her flat chest a lot, role playing having her top slip off in front of a group of rivals or cute boys.

I've written about this story elsewhere so will just briefly retell it here, as I think seeing a pretty woman embarrassed is so hot... and seeing a pretty woman VERY embarrassed is VERY hot!!!

This story is about the hottest girl in my neighborhood when I was growing up. She was a good 5 years older than me and had just graduated high school. She was my first secret crush. I was friends with her younger brother and over their house frequently on hot summer days to hang out at their pool. In my mind, the girl Kelly, was an absolute goddess - cheerleader type, long dark brown hair, long slender legs, pretty face with a dynamite smile and she looked absolutely amazing in her teasing bikini. One summer day, my timing was perfect. I innocently walked into their house from the pool (their pool was located a bit away from the house, and they probably thought no one would hear, or come back to the house), and came across Kelly d****d over her mom's lap, bikini bottoms at her ankles, getting a bare bottom spanking. Her mom saw me and didnt miss a beat, but kept spanking Kelly's cute vulnerable cheeks. At one point, Kelly looked up, and our eyes met. The look of horror and embarrassment on her face when she saw me standing there watching her get her bare ass spanked was PRICELESS. A high school graduate..on her way to college... this young lady was still given bare bottom spankings by her mom... at her age (!)... and in front of this younger neighborhood boy no less! Pretty Kelly was SO embarrrased and just lost it... kicking her legs, bucking her torso, her pretty hair whipping all around and her cute bare bum rapidly turning pink... it didnt take long for the floodgates to burst, and poor humiliated Kelly started bawling, probably more so from the sting of the embarrassment and the shame as from the sting in her rear end. I'll never forget how hot it was to see her bare ass, to see it being spanked, and to see this very pretty girl, so very very embarrassed - having a young boy see her bare ass and knowing that she still got spanked at her age. :)

Nipples
 

My wife developed very prominent nipples after having a couple of kids, about the size as the tip of my little finger. For the most part they remain stiff most of the time.
She didn’t become self conscious about them until our daughter got old enough to be embarrassed when we were out or when she had friends over.
So she bought heavily padded bras to hide them. It is very hot when she doesn’t wear the heavy bras and guys stare at her stiff nips.

My wife (then girlfriend) had some nude photos posted online. A co-worker or customer found her nude photos and they got passed around. Caused a bit of a ruckus around town and was very embarrassing for my wife. Check my earlier posts to read about it.

Anyways, one "secret" was that my wife was completely shaved. Being shaved wasn't all that popular yet. It was becoming more prevalent in porn, but not real life. Anyway I saw a few new pornos and girls were starting to go bald. I asked my wife to shave and she did. She liked it and has kept it since.

So my 20 year old wife was completely shaved front to back. Young, blond and cute. Her shaved pussy made her look young and tempting. Once the photos came out, she received many comments online and sometimes in person regarding her shaved look. Some of the 'church' ladies in town made some comments around my wife at the grocery store. Something along the lines of it proved my wife was sl*tty by taking the nude photos. And the shaved pussy was the icing on top the the 'church' gang. They definitely succeeded in humiliating her in the store.

My wife kept shaving, but she was very embarrassed that hundreds of people around town also knew she did.

Sounds SO familiar! I never had ANY tits , absolutely flat, and I've worn falsies and heavily padded bras since my teens .

@donnaem
That is sad. I have been happy with a flat chested girl, and other men would be too. But with fakes the men who like small breasts won't notice you, and those who want big ones will be disappointed.

Tiny titty lover too
 

Forget the pads and falsies go braless in light airy tops you will get more attention than the D cuppers - just free the week’s

If there’s anything that drives me wild its a little jiggly set of tits in a thin cotton present blouse. Or similar style top.

Be you and love feeling of it. Then show us the pics… lol

The only girl I ever had two separate unfulfilled crushes on, seven years apart, had no discernible boobs, just little swellings. That didn’t stop me fantasising about her on and off for many years. A couple of decades later her Facebook profile indicated quite a curvy chest.

Hope this fits in here?
 

Back in my early single days I worked with a guy that told me his wife was a Topless Dancer and I found it exciting that he would talk so much about her and share this type of into with other guys like me!
It got to the point that he talked so much about her that I wanted to see what she looked like, but mostly to see her tits too! lol
He told me the name of the BAR she worked and what her hours and days of work would be just in case I wanted to stop in to check her out?
I did see her a few times either giving him a lift to work or picking him up and from the view I seen, she was a Beauty that I could get exited over seeing Topless!
I did pop in that BAR a few times to get a view of her showing off her tits but when I did, it amazed me how large she was on top in all the places too!
I'm not sure outside of the BAR just how friendly she was with the guys, but inside she was a hit with the guys and walked around talking to many of them and I found that even interesting!
I was going out with a cute beauty that worked as a Waitress in a Restaurant and there came a point where we all went out together and had a wonderful time! It turned out that my GF and his wife hit it off real well and became great friends that would hang out together!
I didn't know what the women talked about together, but later I found out some interesting things!
At this couples house we sat around drinking and enjoying some rock and roll music, then all of a sudden my buddy's wife got up to dance kind of SEXY in front of Us!
She then asked my GF to get up and dance with her and she did it, but there was more!
My buddy's wife started telling us that my GF would make a great dancer and just by judging from her body in clothing has large boobs too!
Within moments my buddy's wife said that both of them should go Topless and show Us guys how girls do it and make great money!
Soon after my buddy's wife started to remove her top clothing, my GF was following suit and doing the same!
I was a bit in shock that my GF would expose her tits in front of others, but then I enjoyed seeing my buddy's wife at the same time!
We all sat around still drinking, but the girls never covered up and were exposed on top!
My buddy's wife asked her hubby if he would pay to see my GF showing her tits and what he thought of them? He got Up and stood in front of my GF and said her tits were fully perky and nice!
My buddy's wife looked at me and asked my thoughts too!
I think that I started out with her Busty tits and that face that she wasn't shy nor embarrassed in showing them off to others or strangers and her hubby was Ok with it too!
It must of only took a Week and my GF quit her job and was working at the Topless BAR with my buddy's wife!
Word got around at work and other places about my GF's new job, I even told many of my friends or Customers at the Restaurant where my GF was now working and for them to check her out!
I found it to be exciting hearing the guys talking about my GF and mostly her tits, but I think it was not knowing how many guys she talked to at the BAR that tried to hit on it that made Us finally break up!
She would always keep in touch with me and hang out most of the same places that I did~
I also have a bit older cousin that went out with a Topless Dancer and later married her! I found out from his brother that was my age all the info about her being a dancer and where!
When I did see my cousin's GF, I thought she was a stunning Beauty and I just needed to see her tits!
I went to that BAR and caught views of her Topless and she never noticed me and that was Good!
Watching her in the BAR and exposing her tits put me into Solid erections!
That is part of my embarrassing Secrets to share here!

Blow jobs
 

In college I was considered everyone’s best friend. So it was natural for me to be going somewhere with a group of girls and not have anyone think anything about it. It was early 80’s and we were on a roadtrip to a small college when the three girls were drinking vodka right from the bottle. With every passing sip and more embarrassing story was coming out. Dee was one girl who said she had been drinking and forgot to pull her tampon out and was being pounded by her boyfriend. She was embarrassed to say she had to go to the hospital and have it removed. Bee stated that she was trying Anal for the first time and shit the bed the next morning. Her boyfriend said he would not tell anyone, but he did and it got spread like wildfire. Vee was an attractive girl and petite, she was drinking and got extremely drunk and had to pee, she walked over to the indoor fake tree, squatted and peed in the pot. Thinking she was outside she grabbed the tree to pull herself up and it toppled on her. Now she is laying there with her pussy exposed and everyone at the party laughing.
So now everyone is clamoring for my most embarrassing story. I said well . I had been drinking in a hotel bar in Nebraska, I picked up the bartender and she was really cute. The next morning I started to itch bad, you guessed it. I HAD CRABS, I had to go to the pharmacist and explain my situation. Once I got the medicine to cure it I went back and fucked her again.

Work friend
 

A girl I worked with for a good few years, we always had flirty conversations and stuff but nothing more than that.

One year at the Christmas party, we were talking, she was very drunk and she told me how her ex boyfriend had been arguing with her recently and she showed me some of the texts, he was saying how she was rubbish in bed and had saggy tits.

I’m sure he was just trying to wind her up, but she told me how much it bothered her. She was so drunk she decided to show me a photo and ask my opinion.

After that night she never mentioned it again and I’m sure she was so drunk she can’t even remember

i have had a couple of occasions where the wind lifted my skirt or dress and revealed that i was not wearing panties. once, when i was crossing a busy downtown street and a sudden breeze caught under the short pleated kilt-like skirt. i got a few beeps of appreciation. i was mortified at the time but afterward i reflected on the incident and was quite turned on. i had to masturbate.

another time hubby and i were walking toward a restaurant through its parking lot. it has a spectacular ocean view and and erratic ocean breezes. a few raindrops started to fall. hubby paused to open his umbrella. i twirled around to get under it, and that motion let the wind get under my dress. it had a high waist, and so it had a lot of room to loft up, completely baring me from rib cage to my shoes until i got it under control. this was about 30 feet in front of the front windows of the restaurant, and i saw several faces looking out at me. what could i do but laugh? while we were seated several men walked past and looked at me. i'm used to guys looking at me but i wondered if they'd witnessed my exposure. lol

an almost! i went commando under my wedding dress when i got married. i wore a garter belt with white stockings that had a little lacy frill at the tops, and for fun i wore a metal clit clip.

when the priest said "you may now kiss the bride" hubby pulled me close and i felt the clit clip come loose. i thought it would drop down noisily onto the floor but it caught in the lacy frill of my right stocking. every move, i had to make very carefully until we got into the limo and could remove the clip. it somehow held in place even as we were standing in the receiving line and later getting photos done. lol and during the reception hubby almost exposed me when he pulled up the hem of my dress to remove my garter. ;)

emily

Did your hubby to be know you were pantyless on the wedding day?

Here is one for you. After showering, I laid down and put my legs up so I could touch my cock with my tongue. I wanted to cum in my own mouth to see what it was like for my wife. Very awkward position to hold as you jack off in your face, hoping to catch most of it. In truth, it was a lot of hard work, but fun to try. Susie came in suddenly after I stood up to dress, she saw cum in my hair! "What is that?" she said as a smile came to her face. I pushed her out and closed the door in a panic. Now she knows, omg! She was more than happy to feed me my cum after that.

Non fiction ??

yes, he knows i'm always panty free. he knew that before we even met. lol

emily

yes.

emily

Sound like another bloke pretending to be a bird!!

sounds like you're a bloke who hasn't known many birds.

emily

Deffo a blokes answer, picture with todays newspaper and no AI, go on, according to your posts you don`t seem bothered about showing flesh so prove it !!!!!

I hope and presume you’re wrong.

However, whether you are right or wrong, this sort of challenge is not a good way to encourage women from posting here, which we surely all would like?

Nothing kills a thread faster than this kind of post. I hope you enjoyed it.

Embarrassing way my wife lost her virginity
 

This is quite a long story, but its about the embarrassing way in which my extremely respectable, conservative, pillar of the community wife lost her virginity. It's a 100% verified, cross checked, and completely accurate record of what happened.


Long before I met her, my wife went on a group ski trip to the Italian Alps.

It was January 2000 and she had agreed to go on a trip with one of her girlfriends who is an enthusiastic skier. She was 28 and still a virgin. She is 5ft 4', with milky white skin, green eyes, brown hair, thick thighs, and a reasonably wide backside. She is naturally a bit shy, maybe slightly defensive, and somewhat submissive in nature. She typically dresses fairly conservatively with long skirts, blouses, and formal jackets. Tucked away underneath her clothes she has massive tits (38J) which she dresses to hide as much as possible. Her knickers contain a full black bush.

The group flew from London and endured a long coach transfer to the hotel. When they got there the group found their rooms, got fitted for boots and skis, and then went to the welcome drinks and dinner. My now wife and her friend got chatting to a bunch of lads who were also on the trip. After a fun evening getting progressively quite drunk she went back to her room whilst the rest of the group stayed at the bar. She hadn't even managed to close the curtains when there was a knock at her door. It was William, one of the lads, who had crashed her room because he wanted to continue "chatting".

Being relatively shy, and very polite, she wasn't quite sure what to do. She got them some drinks from the minibar and they sat on the sofa. 15 seconds later he had his hands inside her dark jacket and was feeling up her chest through her white silk blouse. My wife's breasts are extremely sensitive to touch. She was still somewhat drunk and closed her eyes whilst trying to process the brand new feeling of a man gently massaging her baps.

This was a fatal mistake. She felt an unexpected moist sensation and opened her eyes. Whilst she had been in her own little world he had unbuttoned the first 6 buttons of her blouse, quietly unclipped her front opening underwired bra, and was sucking her tits.

Not sure what to do she stood up. Her blouse remained buttoned at the navel, but further up her ample melons had completely spilled out. They were sticking out loud and proud with her nipples standing to full attention and slightly moist with his saliva.

Just then she heard a muffled cheer. 6 of the lads had sneaked out to wind William up and were now staring in through the window. She froze. She never would have imagined that that evening, after 28 years of dressing conservatively and carefully hiding her chest away, her magnificent hooters would be revealed for the first time ever. And not in private, but on public fully display in all their fleshy glory for a grinning group of lads.

She briefly thought “I’ll never live this down”. She was standing page 3 style with her full rack out and William and the boys drinking in the sight of her uncovered cans. One of the boys shouted out “bloody hell, they’re massive” and another “nice tits, love”. This shook her out of her daze. She went a deep scarlet colour and jumped under the duvet of the hotel room bed.

William cursed, shouted at the lads to go away, and shut the curtains and shutters. He got into the bed and cuddled her to calm her down. Whilst he was doing so he slipped his hand inside her red skirt and started to massage the insides of her knees. After a while his hand slid along her black sheer tights. It started to rub the inside of her thighs. Imperceptibly it moved upwards to the base of her crotch. And within a minute or two it was massaging her pubic mound. Its vibrations were beginning to reach her clit. She was completely unused to the sensation of a man playing with her. No man had ever got within a million miles of her panties before. Her mind started to swim a little whilst her brain processed the feelings starting to come up from her nether regions.

William quietly slipped a pillow underneath her bottom whilst he continued to massage her through her tights. She was starting to become a little delirious. Before she knew it in one swift movement both her tights and panties had been sharply tugged straight down her legs, and were now tightly wrapped around her ankles.

She briefly wondered if she was having a dream. But this was reality. The duvet had fallen off the bed and she was lying there on her back with her red skirt pushed up to her waist and her blouse open to her navel. Her haunches had been lifted up by the pillow and William had discreetly parted her thick milky inner thighs. He thick black pubes, pussy lips, and moist vagina were on prominent display. She had been well and truly erotically peeled bare.

William was looking extremely pleased with himself and thoroughly enjoying the sight of her legs splayed and her hairy clam and slit on prime show. She later said that she must have resembled a model in one of the magazines she had seen the boys have at her school.

She was trying to work out how after 28 years of being a conservative, shy, defensive, well-dressed career girl, a lad she’d only just met had managed to get her into a lewd pornographic sex position in under 10 minutes flat. She had never known anything like it: her mams were out, her legs were akimbo, and her black muff, vulva, and hole were in full view. She was beyond embarrassed, especially as her quim had become glisteningly and obviously wet.

He produced an impressive erection out of his trousers. By now she didn't know what to think and was in a bit of a daze. The sight of his cock did turn her on. It was the second willy she had seen (a boy at school years before had got his out). It was fat with a curved tip.

William's gaze momentarily returned to her chest. My wife's breasts are too big and plump for any man to miss the opportunity for a tit wank. William straddled her and placed his cock in her cleavage. He pushed her juicy knockers together to envelop either side and over the top of his dick. He had one thumb on each nipple as her previously untouched melons were gripped firmly. He proceeded to give her delicate rack a very vigorous shafting, followed by feeding his engorged purple bell-end into her mouth.

Having liberally covered her plump pale jugs in a mixture of his pre-cum and her saliva, he very discreetly slipped a condom on (my wife had never seen one before). He reached down between her legs and spread her pussy lips apart with his left hand. He then whacked his wang directly through her virgin black bush and straight up her c*nt. He was very surprised when his knob smashed her hymen and blood spurted out staining the sheets. But not as surprised as she was that the first day of her holiday was ending with her laid out, half stripped with a young lad pleasuring himself by thrusting his large erect penis into her sn*tch.

My wife’s hips swayed and bucked under him as his throbbing meat sword filled her pussy and fucked her hard to her core. Eventually he couldn’t last any longer and with a groan and shudder his spear shot the first load of jizz ever to be dumped in her minge. He left his knob up her c*nt for a bit, but eventually rolled off. Her black pubes were now stuck together and matted with his sweat and the mashed up pussy juices which the pumping of his schlong had pulled out of her.

He took the condom off and dropped it, still oozing cum, into her black tights which had by now were on the floor. He promptly fell asleep spooning her with his arms wrapped around her slicked-up knockers and his spunky todger still dropping out occasional bits of cum on her.

The next day she woke up sore and hungover. She got rid of William out of the room. She tried skiing for the morning, decided she didn't like it, and promptly gave it up.

After dinner that evening she decided she quite liked a Jack-the-lad called Karl. After another drunken evening she decided to have an early night. Karl said he’d walk back with her. On her way back he kissed her a little outside a door which turned out to be his room. This distracted her whilst wordlessly he unlocked it and steered her inside. As soon as they were through the door Karl continued to kiss her whilst stripping her of her jacket and blouse. She only snapped back into the present when her bra and panties had hit the floor and she was left standing with only her black leather stiletto boots on.

William had followed them and was banging on the hotel room door outside. Karl just pressed my wife onto her knees and fed his rod into her mouth. He had a smaller knob than William but had very large hairy balls. Her blow job skills were non-existent, so after 20 seconds he turned her round, pulled her up and pushed her over the back of a chair. He put his hands between her legs from behind and pressed her thighs apart. He pushed her upper back down, gripped her hips, and proceeded to bang her still somewhat matted quim from behind doggy-style.

My wife was quite drunk but still could not comprehend how her beaver had been invaded again, for the second night in succession, and by another of the lads. All William could hear was my wife squealing and panting as Karl's dick pushed its way past my wife's newly broken hymen, followed by the slapping of Karl's crotch on my wife's body. William was really not happy, shouted that he had had her first, but eventually left for the bar.

After William had gone Karl wanted to even up the score. My wife didn't realise what was coming. Still with her boots on, and bent over the chair, he placed his cock onto her anal ring, gently pushed through it, and then proceeded to firmly roger her. Having deep drilled her arse Karl emptied his massive nuts straight into my wife's bottom.

She spent the night in his room with a very creampied backside. In the morning he woke up, enjoyed himself with some cunnilingus, and eventually chose to plaster my wife's mouth and throat with thick globules of jizz. He left her with white spunk dripping down her chin onto her baps. He then cleared off skiing where he proceeded to wind William up all day.

My wife couldn't find her panties. It later transpired that Karl had taken them with him.

She went to breakfast. It was a new sensation to be walking with a sore anus and her bum cheeks stuck together. She had red marks on her cleavage from where William had knobbed her bosom, and her inner thighs were chafed from Karl's stubble when he had eaten her out that morning.

She didn't realise until later (when her friend explained it) that she stank of stale cum. When she got up from the breakfast table she had a wet patch where a bit of Karl's jizz had leaked out whilst she was sitting down eating. The back of her yellow skirt was stained all along where her bum crack met the material. There were quite a few sniggers.

In the group the perception of my wife had turned from an attractive, remote, slightly mysterious girl that all the lads wanted to get with to a very well used cum-dump. One night whilst they were talking in a group in the bar, Karl slipped his hand down the back of her skirt. His hand reached under her bum and his fingers curved upwards into her sn*tch. Fingering her clit, he made her cum. Extracting his fingers caked with her juice he smelt them and announced to a cheer “anyone want to smell fish?”.

On the last night he screwed her again in his room. However my wife was still pretty naïve and apologised for the blood on the sheets from where William had cracked her open. Karl did not appreciate it.

The group flew back to London at the end of the week. On the way back her panties were passed around on the coach to the airport. She flew home very much no longer the untouched virgin she had been a few days before.

Hand Job, not blow job
 

While on a work drink out on a Friday night. I is sank a few Jager bombs and while joking with a bunch of my colleagues I openly admitted to thinking about a sertain colleague while rubbing one one a few times while she was present. She exclaimed that I obviously owed her a drink for the free wank bank material and I obliged an walked her to the bar to buy her one. After she got her drink she said if you drove here in your car “I’d be happy to sit in your car after this drink and do the wanking for you just this once”

Like the bold younger man I was I said any chance of a blow job instead. Or a tit wank.

She laughed and said. “It’s a hand job or nothing you cheeky fuck”

I laughed it off and ended up taking somebody else back to my car for some car sex.

But I can’t believe I was foolish enough to turn down a hand job in hindsight. But I know teenage me would of thought (I can do it myself with my own hand what’s the point) lol

Many years ago, in my young and single days I embarked on an affair with work colleague of my best friend. She wasn't married, but she was as good as, with a live-in fiancé and settled home life.

We hit it off at a party one night and ended up sharing a bed with the aforementioned (female) work colleague - not a great deal happened, other than a secret hand job in the early hours of the morning whilst our mutual friend was (probably) asleep.

As the affair developed, we worked up to having sex for the first time - in the spare room of our mutual friend.

This hot young woman was, by far the wettest I have ever experienced in my life. We had a long (a tad drunken) session, and my the end the entire sheet of the single bed we were sharing was soaked through. We had to flip the mattress over and discard the sheet once the deed was done.

We didn't talk about it, but the clean up actions that were necessary said more than words could have done. She was so embarrassed by it, but I assured her I took it as a compliment and that it was super hot.

The affair didn't last long, but we got into the habit of fucking on top of a towel over the next few weeks.

I often wonder if her fiancé (and now husband) ever got her that wet....