What are your silly and unrealistic fantasies?
 

I had a bit of a search for a thread similar to this but couldn’t find anything so hopefully it’s ok to start a new one.

I’d love to know what everyone’s ridiculous, unobtainable fantasise are. It could be something completely unrealistic that would never happen in the real world, or something that is possible, but for one reason or another you know will never happen to you. I have so many that have piled up in my mind over the years, I can start off with a few of them.

Sentenced to nudity: I had this fantasy going back years about being punished (ideally for a crime that I didn’t commit) and the penalty is to be permanently naked. My clothes are all confiscated, but I still have to go about my daily life, going to school, to work, to the shops, seeing friends and family, all while completely bare naked. Having everyone I’ve ever known getting to see me completely exposed and vulnerable and taken down a peg by society.

Helping out a friend’s small business: in this scenario a male friend is starting up a small business selling either swimwear or lingerie and my husband convinced me reluctantly to model for his website to help him out. The outfits that were modelling slowly get progressively more revealing until I end up modelling just a necklace, bracelet or choker whilst completely naked. The pictures are all published on go website’s online store for any shoppers or anyone that I know to see

Unwilling teacher model: I’m a professor at a college or university and a nude model is required for an art class or a biology lecture. They’ve cancelled last minute and I’m pressured by my colleagues and superiors to stand in. I have to go naked in front of all of my students while they intimately examine me and critique my body, taking pictures, laughing, joking. Afterwards they decide that it’s better for morale if I stay employed as a nude teacher (with a demotion for added salt in the wound).

I have dozens more of these if there is any interest but I’d love to hear of anyone else’s silly, outlandish or absurd fantasies if you’re happy to share

I like the way you think! I'd love to learn more about what goes on in your mind.

these are lovely, thank you

When I was a young curious teen, I rigged up a mirror so that I could spy on my sister and her best friend when they changed clothes. It worked pretty well until it didn't and they caught me. It was against the kid code to rat out to parents, so they made me get naked for them, it wasn't as lewd as it sounds, they were more interested in embarrassing me than anything. It did give me a boner when they did that.

So my unrealistic fantasy is being exposed like that to two women and having them tease me until I cum, preferably no sisters involved. LOL.

Invent a time machine. Me and my wife then go back in time to visit out younger selves at various points in our relationship and talk them into having a fourway. If we were really organised we could then go back to the same point again and again and have a massive orgy with ourselves.

Might be slightly unrealistic this one :-)

I want to knock up my wife, her sister, her cousin, and her mom within the same week.

My big ones are:

Duped into playing a strip game with a cabal of gorgeous women who have absolutely rigged it and I'm left naked and at their mercy in short order. They then spend the foreseeable future (and possibly beyond) teasing and taking advantage of my undressed state.

Arriving in a foreign country (in my head, somewhere in the south of France but any country with rustic villages and astounding natural beauty) to stay with my extremely sexy penpal. Upon my arrival, she immediately immerses me in a series of unobscure customs (that she made up) that all seem to require me offering my clothing to her as gifts. The last custom is that it's on the guest to provide entertainment to the host and she makes me get off for her- she gives me a moment to clean up before informing me that we're running late for our reservation in the village! No time to get dressed, not that any of my clothes belong to me anyways. She attempts to assuage my nudity centric anxieties that this isn't America, nudity is perfectly fine and that I'll be quite popular with the local women.

The last is that I've been locked out of my hotel room in nothing but a towel and encounter an absolute sexpot of a lady (employee or guest) who at first appears sympathetic to my plight, but gradually asks more and more probing questions about if I feel excited to be covered and yet so tantalizing close to being naked. She offers to get me a new key and spare me the embarrassment of having to go down to the front desk, but a "if you give a mouse a cookie" situation quickly unfolds. First it's a flash, then she wants me to give her the towel, and then finally I need to cum for her. She takes the towel and gets in the elevator and says she'll see me downstairs if I want the key.

One I often roleplay in my head is playing a strip game with my wife and a specific set of two couples we are friends with. We don’t all hang out as a group of six. One of the couples is introverted so we usually see them separately. In my fantasy as an icebreaker I suggest a drinking and stripping game. By the end of it we are all naked and drunk and a bit loose and just stay that way. Getting to see my friends wives fully nude and watching them ogle my wife would be so arousing. Of course this won’t happen so the orgy that follows would be out of the question.

Helping out a friend’s small business: in this scenario a male friend is starting up a small business selling either swimwear or lingerie and my husband convinced me reluctantly to model for his website to help him out. The outfits that were modelling slowly get progressively more revealing until I end up modelling just a necklace, bracelet or choker whilst completely naked. The pictures are all published on go website’s online store for any shoppers or anyone that I know to see
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That's a very hot one! One of my faves. I always wonder when you look at some of the extreme bikini and jewellery sellers like Dubio if those models intended to end the session in those suits, or they worked up to it. What do their husbands think of it? I would love it if my wife was showing it for "modelling".. Is it a turn on for them too? Must be!!
I remember years ago a straight laced catholic phillipeno girl I was roleplay sexting with lots we would talk about this exact fantasy, coming in for a modeling job and it's at a lingerie company. She would get so turned on as we got sexier from robes to bra and panties down to quarter shelf bra's fully exposted, and crotchless panties. Keep pushing the envelope, from her thinking she wouldn't have to pull the panties open, to now pulling it apart, and then having close up photos taken of her, and the photog needing a more intimate show, using his finger to get some juice to pull outside to rub all over for a more genuine glistening soaked pussy. She loved having no choice but to let this all continue!

Some people say that print media is dying, but I disagree. One Click Chicks was founded as an internet forum in 2004, and the magazine was always an afterthought, just a separate entity with the sole focus of bringing in extra income for the forum. In the late summer of 2022, I asked our site's admin if I could take control of the magazine, and he agreed, but he also made the argument "Print media is dying; son, I'm not sure there's much you can do with it now, so have at it".

Immediately, I sought to change the identity of the magazine; no longer would it be used as a giant advertisement for the big porn studios. It's now going to feature what OCC does best: real, relatable amateurs with consistent nudity on the covers, explicit photoshoots, and honest interviews with real women talking about their bodies, sex, and fantasies. OCC Magazine will feature real girls next door, with no consideration given to age, race, or weight.

The magazine quickly became a hit; the first issue sold nearly 400,000 copies, and readers were instantly hooked at the sight of a very naked but very relatable suburban housewife on the cover. Her candid interview about life and sex made readers clamor for the next issue, and success comes quickly. By the start of 2023, the magazine had a circulation of nearly 3.5 million, with a reach of 40 million across other platforms. Its main selling point is that readers can open the magazine on any given month and see a friend, co-worker, neighbor, a relative, a fellow church member, or even a spouse completely naked on the cover and completely naked in the pages while giving a candid and open interview about life, love, sex, and fantasy.

Due to the magazine's popularity, women constantly send emails, letters, and calls inquiring about being in the magazine. Casting calls are held all over the United States, Canada, the UK, and Australia. It's just so many women, and the backlog is huge.

One day I was at my desk, proofreading an interview and editing it for length and clarity, when my secretary informed me that a couple was here to see me. I immediately asked her to schedule them for next week as I really needed to finish this work, but she claimed that the wife had become quite unruly and would not leave. I then asked my secretary to send them to my office. A few moments later, I get a knock on my door, and before me stands a middle aged caucasian woman with light-colored hair, in a royal blue blazer, white blouse, royal blue mid-thigh skirt, and black stiletto heels.

"Good morning, please come in." I motion to the woman and her husband, but she turns to her husband and says sternly, "Sit," and he remains seated while she walks in. He and I both share an uneasy look. I walk into my office and offer her a seat while I return to the desk. "So, what can I do for you?" She crosses her legs, looks at me rather sarcastically, and says, "Why the hell would I be here? It's not 1978, so I'm sure you're not hiring a typist," and continues, "I've sent you letters, emails, and photos," yet I've never gotten a response. Is there something wrong with me?"

And I took her and said, "Absolutely not; you're quite sexy and generally just what we're looking for." Then she said, "Then why did it take me flying all the way from the UK to get your attention?"

I then said, "It doesn't sound like Mitt Romney, but I literally have binder full of women. Here are women who've submitted their pictures for consideration, and here's another binder of women who've been offered photoshoots and covers. The backlog is immense, and it takes time."

She then stands, her heels clicking on the floor, and comes to my desk, pointing her red manicured finger in my face, looking me in the eye, and saying, "I think you're full of shit; this whole magazine is full of shit; you talk about real, relatable women, but here I am, and you won't even give me a shot". I respond, "I've given you clear evidence that we have a huge backlog of women." I begin to flip through the binder, "Here's the "H" section for Helen, and here's the pictures you submitted—very impressive, if I must say," and I continue, "This is proof that I've seen your pics, liked your pics, and will at some point offer you a spot in the magazine."

Still quite angry, she says, "You're a fucking liar; I've been a subscriber since day one; I was importing the magazine before you started publishing it in the UK; you obviously have your favorites." She continues "You've given multiple covers to Jeanne because Harry has given you permission to fuck her; Harry alluded to it in an interview in the February 2023 edition" She goes on to say "Claudia let it slip on Twitter, that you and her have sex in your office rather consistently" and finally "The multi-issue "Breeding Series"*with Mrs. Harchunter is just a way for you to fuck her and have ready-made content for the magazine".

I respond, "We work in a sexually charged environment; things happen, and I see naked women daily. While I maintain my professionalism, we are still human". She responds, "That's understandable, but how can one be sure you are being fair to women who aren't willing to have sex with you?" I say, "You named four women; hundreds have made the magazine, and hundreds more are currently waiting; I'm more than fair when it comes to the magazine."

She pounds the desk, points her finger at me again, and says, "You're fucking lair." She stands up and says, "Helen, it's time for you to leave; my patience is running thin." Helen then says "I'm not going anywhere until I have assurances that I'll be in the magazine before the end of the year" and I respond "At this point, if you don't leave, you'll never make the magazine".

I stand up and begin to walk towards the door to have Helen leave, but she blocks me and begins pointing her finger into my chest, demanding to be put in the magazine. At this point, my patience has run out, and I take Helen and forcefully bend her over the desk. "Helen, I've gotten tired of this shit; I've treated you with respect; I've given you proof of what goes on around here and answered all of your questions; yet you still speak to me in a disrespectful manner".

I pin Helen's arms behind her back while she squirms and gives her firm smack on her ass, moaning with each smack. "This skirt's material is amazing; what is it?" while taunting her. I then reach down and begin raising the skirt over Helen's ass, revealing black lace thong pants. "This is your audition, Helen; you took a 9-hour flight to get here. I'm going to make sure it was worth it. Your interview starts now."

POP!, I give Helen another firm slap on her ass, her cheeks giggle, and she lets out a quick moan. I then open the binder and show her a picture of a buxom brunette from Texas. "Ok, you really want to be in this magazine; tell me why I should put you in this magazine over her." I give Helen another smack on the ass, and she attempts to talk, but every time she starts to speak, I smack her ass even harder. By now, Helen is a bit winded, and her ass has turned a shade of red.

I take my fingers and slip them gently in Helen's mouth, and I slip one in her pussycat. Helen is shocked, and her body shudders. Tell me about your sex life with Steve; tell me your fantasies." Helen struggles to share her hottest sexual moments with her husband as my fingers slip in and out of her wet, tight pussy. Helen begins to retell a fantasy that she's had for 25 years as I slip my thumb in her ass. She raises one leg as I push in deeper, and Helen struggles to share a naughty fantasy of a random man slipping into her bedroom and fucking her forcefully while Steve is away. I slip two fingers into Helen's pussy while driving my thumb deeper inside of her while I continuously ask her, "Are you as much of a sl*t as you claim to be?" My fingers are covered in Helen's juices, while my thumb has disappeared into her ass. Helen struggles to confirm that she is, in fact, as big of a sl*t as she has claimed to be. I take my fingers out of Helen's pussycat and place them gently between her lips and allow her to taste herself. Helen happily licks her juices clean off of my fingers, and I say to her, "I got something else you can suck on that's a tad bit bigger than my fingers." She smiles and responds "Does it have my juices on it?" and I respond "It can!".

I bend Helen over the desk again and slide her pants completely down, placing them in my pocket, sliding the head against her warm, wet pussy before slowly sliding inside of her. Helen exhales as I slip deeper inside of her, slowly thrusting into her slippery c*nt, building up our rhythm as I begin banging her harder and harder as she begins to let out louder moans and screams. "Who's sl*t are you?" she replies, "I'm your sl*t," and I continue thrusting into her wet British pussycat. My cock is now completely covered with Helen's juices, and they began to drip off of my testicles. I grab Helen's arm and pin it to her back, and I start thrusting even harder. "I'm about to cum," I exclaim as my body slams into Helen's, and I shoot a large load into Helen's pussycat, complete with multiple aftershocks. My cock slips out of Helen's pussycat, now filled with my cum. Helen moves to wipe herself. "No, leave it in," I reply as Helen turns and squats to taste her juices on my semi-limp cock. Her mouth is amazing, and she cleans my cock and balls with enthusiasm. "Wow, she really is an amazing sl*t wife," I think to myself.

Helen stands, wipes herself, and pulls her skirt back down before asking for her pants. "I'm going to keep these; the thought of you walking around now pantiless will give some inspiration for your photoshoot tomorrow" Helen's eyes widen, and she smiles "Really!" she says "Yes, be here tomorrow in a loose dress and slip, no bra or pants so that there are no creases in your body". Also, I'm going to publish the details of this trial in the magazine along with an interview.

The next day, Helen is interviewed and photographed for the magazine, posing in lingerie, with sex toys, and having sex with her husband Steve. I gave Steve the honor of shooting Helen's cover, completely naked, wearing high heels, with a crown on her head, a penis-shaped scepter in her hand, seated on an unseen man's lap with his cock in her pussycat. (I was the unseen man, and that was my cock.)

Helen's cover had the tagline, "Her Majesty, Helen, the Queen of sl*ts!" It was controversial for sure, but eventually it became one of our best-selling issues.

I'm a simple man with simple unrealistic fantasies.

My wife and I are nudists; and boy oh boy would it be fun if her girlfriends (she has 5 close ones) joined us for a day at our resort.

Who would get naked right away and who would have to work at it? Who is shaven and who is trimmed? Who has the best tits? Who would blatantly look at my cock and who would just sneak a peak? Who would let me see their pussy and who would hide it from me?

Getting all those questions answered would probably cause my head to explode lol! :D

I want to chat it up with a woman who's been given a "hall pass" but doesn't use it out of fear or apprehension or generally not being sure if their husband is serious.

So the scenario in my mind is that I take her back to a hotel after talking about her situation at the bar. She heads to the bathroom to freshen up and I place a video call to her husband, placing him on mute, I place the phone in a spot where he can see it and proceed to have sex with his wife, disrobing her, eating her pussy, sucking her nipples, having her suck my cock and fucking her without a condom and cuming inside of her possibly multiple times while he watches from the phone.

It interesting that you bring this up:
I used to NEVER have fantasies that weren't at *somewhat* grounded in reality.
Involving friend's wives (mostly), so obtainable women who had a certain fondness for me, therefore not unreachable just VERY unlikely.
I simply could not get aroused it the scenario I was conjuring was just too far fetched.

But lately I've been turning to 2 fantasies that are simply fiction. Almost verging on science fiction their elements or machinations.

The first is (surprisingly) about the wife of friend who is sort of demure. She isn't a prude and though she is very intelligent, her knowledge of the wider sexual world is very limited. Laughably so at times. Once we were all talking about some "deviant" sexual practice--something like bukkake, maybe--and she said, with total surprise, wide-eyed almost--"People Do that?!" Like it was beyond belief.

This plays into the nature of my fantasy and the sort of extreme mechanics I've employed in it to make it something my brain can entertain.
In the fantasy I find out by accident that if she sees a had cock exposed she enters a semi-trance-like state of being.
She is conscious but basically unable to help herself. She wants to look at it so badly, and ultimately see it cum so desperately that she will do anything I ask of her.
I've been working on a story version of this fantasy for a while but don't know if i can pull it off in a believable enough manner to make me want to post it somewhere.

The second involves something that actually happened when i was younger.
I had a steady girlfriend of a couple of years but an older girlfriend--who was now just a friend though I still harboured feelings for her--came to visit me with my buddy for a week or so around Christmas holidays.
This was the era of VCR rentals and somehow we managed to rent a couple of movies including a porno one night.
The three of us watched, gathered together on my parents couch and it was...uncomfortable but hot.
I know this was the first time this girl had ever seen anything like this.
It must have turned her on a lot because later in the night we ended up fucking in my basement bedroom--something she made happen, i would never have even tried.

The fantasy is simple but impossible: I am back in that time, on that night. My friend is not with us and I (somehow) have the total faculties and accumulated life experience I have now.
I know this first time experience is turning her on and I use words to heighten her arousal. Getting her to do things and describe what exactly on the porno is turning her on.

I SO wish I could have been more relaxed and present on the evening it actually went down so I could call up in my memory her face and expressions as she watched this film....

My silly and unrealistic fantasy is simple: have my girlfriend locked out of my apartment completely naked and then have her retrieve the spare key at her parents place a few kilometres down the road. She will have to walk butt naked in broad daylight and she will obviously be very much embarrassed and I will encounter her somewhere on the way (because I want to be a witness 😋)…

This is unrealistic because there is no probable way she would wind up naked outside of the apartment. Also there are plenty of places where she could hide till I get home. She could also ask a neighbour to hide or borrow clothes (plenty of ladies here). Both of these scenarios are also hot now I think of it… :-D

Soft core Edition
 

Here are some of the soft core ideas I have:

Wet T contest: I would like my wife to be in a wet t shirt contest that involves her getting totally naked by the end.

Adult store: We go to a porn store looking for different lingerie. She goes to the dressing room and steps out to let me look. They become more revealing when another patron walks by and sees my wife stepping out in nothing but fishnet.

WNBR: would love for her to be totally naked for WNBR

Nude art: would love for her to be nude in some type of art. Paintings, pictures, sculptures, or even a play of some sort. Burlesque would be amazing.

not sure it they count as silly or unrealistic but here's some back ground on my wife's journey into submission and humiliation fantasies and how they became real
how it all started for her she told me about the paper shop guy ive mentioned before and the gym teacher thats tied into her girl on girl adventures on the holiday park

,but i think that was about it for actual interaction with others ,i know she had a crush on a older guy when she left school and one of her mates worked for him in his chippy type cafe ,she told me he was always flirting with her and chatting her up she was about 17 or 18 and i knew him pretty well as i used to work a couple of door up from his shop he was in his mid forties id say a bit of a roger moore ladies man type of bloke and had a reputation for fucking his all young female staff lol
,she told me she used to go in there after work to see her friend and fantasized about working for him and being spanked bare bummed in front of the customers and being made to say sorry to them all for bad service and have to go over one strict old ladies knee for a top up few slaps while everyone stared and laughed at her and encouraged the old girl to ,slap her arse and making comments like telling her to , make her stick it out , shes enjoying it , shes wet then be made to work the rest of the day no knickers and her red bare bum on show
i would have loved to see that and the shop would have been full lol ,

another fantasy she told me about was having to stand on a chair for a knicker inspection having them pulled down to see if they were wet or dirty lol and having to let the owner examine her bum and fanny and tell her off for being a dirty girl when he found it was wet make her bend over his knee with her legs open while he spanked her and then he washed her bum and fanny and again telling her what a naughty dirty girl she was ,,and he would hang her wet knickers in the shop for everyone to see ,and if a customer asked about them he would say ask her and point to my wife and she would be made to explain how her knickers ended up wet and he would make her tell them how she had been spanked for it and have to bend over and show them her red bare bum

she told me loads of her submission embarrassment exposed humiliation fantasies that she wanked over and i dont think he had ever suggest anything like that to her to lead her on to those thoughts i think he just wanted to fuck her plain and simple

but she just transferred her need for submission and being exposed and spanked to him so she could wank to it and wish for it to happen someday as far as i know it didn't but it was all she thought about when she wanked herself
or had sex but never brought the subject up with partners for fear they would reject her or laugh at her fantasies

,then i met her when she was 21 and i can tell you how it all started for us and how i became aware of her kink and what led up to the first time of me baring her bum for a spanking and the surprising turn of event that followed lol

One of my fantasies is to put just the head of my cock into a woman's c*nt and masturbate myself. It would take a lot of self control not to fully thrust into it, especially when orgasming but I want to try it with just the head.

Here`s mine. We go to a club, she is braless and gets lots of attention. We pick out a young guy who looks like he is too young to be there. She invites him to sit with us, he looks lonely and shy. We loosen him up with some drinks, my wife sits very close to him, rubbing her tits against him. We take him back to our motel room and party more. I tell my wife to jack him off on her tits. Then we take him back to the club.

Fantasies
 

My wife and I frequent several nudist resorts. My fantasy is simple. I would wish to run into someone we know from home at the resort who doesn't know where we go when we go away. It should be a couple with an attractive wife. I would want the husband to get an eyeful of my wife while I look over his wife. It would at least make for some interesting conversation!

Always had a thing for my wife's best friend. Seen her topless before and she's seen my (flaccid) cock through my shorts in the past. She's always been a bit flirty with me, as is her husband with my missus. I have a completely unrealistic fantasy that the girls offer to jerk us both off, but then at the last minute decide to swap so my wife jerks him off and her mate does me - all in the same room, first to cum wins....:)

Another silly and unrealistic fantasy would be that me and my girlfriend participate in some trivia quiz where by each wrong answer my girlfriend has to take off one of her garments. There is an audience who will witness this or at the very least this show will be recorded and broadcasted on the internet. Maybe there are multiple participants, which may or may not get partially nude, but in the end my girlfriend is the only one who gets completely naked.

She will be very nervous and reluctant to take off her clothes, but if she will be giggling and shyly laughing throughout.

A good example of such a show would be those Howard Stern videos, like this one:
https://enf-cmnf.com/tube/videos/328...-loses-a-game/

Being stuck in some kind of survival situation with a super hot woman. I am thinking something like a ship wreck or plane crash. With no serious injuries of course. We would end up going naked most of the time and fucking regularly. A variant on this would be living in a past time in an isolated area with no one else. Kind of little house on the prairie type shit with no family. My wife and I were a little like this before we had kids and before I expanded the ranch and had to hire more ranch hands that live on the property now. We would fuck randomly like in the barn, bent over a tailgate, in the kitchen when she was doing dishes naked and I would just come up behind her... good times.

Now on the more silly and totally unrealistic side. In this one I would be some kind of super rich billionaire. I would hold a contest kind of like a reality show but not televised where I would have a team of sexy naked house keepers in my mansion and I would "fire" one every week. The last one left would win a million dollars or something. They would do the house keeping but also take care of my needs. If I sat down at the table, one would be under there blowing me, if I had to take a piss, one would be there to hold it for me, if I wanted a fuck, they would all be trying to be the one... you get the idea

Your clever idea reminded me of something I'd read a long time ago. If memory serves, there is a back-in-time sexual encounter loosely similar to your fantasy in the book The Time Traveler's Wife

My girlfriend wearing a bikini that happens to be see-through but she doesn't know about it.... :p

Unrealistic because my girlfriend is far too cautious with her clothing for something like this to happen.

My In-Law's Party Pictures
 

Aim for plausible deniability.

My wife has a bikini of which the top is practically see-through when wet. The bottom is still pretty decent, but when pulled up high enough shows a great cameltow.
She only wears this bikini while on holiday (if any). So nobody knows her and women around are more open to it on those occasions. One might be surprised how many similar bikinis we've seen last summer on holiday.

Wife also has a 2nd bikini to wear while swimming at our home town or at a friend's place.
Like the lady in the pics, that bikini has (removable) padding in the top.
1st thing we tried at home was removing the padding to see how it fits and how see-through it is.
Without the padding, the top fits better. It feels more comfortable and the natural shape of her breasts are better shown. The top is not see-through, but her hard nipples leave 2 noticeable pointy imprints behind which would be hiidden by the padding. So far, she's only wore the top without the padding.

My personal fantasy is -
 

My personal fantasy is to find nude and racy photos of my wife before I met her.

Pretty simple I know. If they existed, the quality would be poor because I met her so long ago.

My other fantasy is to find nude and racy photos of select females and to get the photos at my will without them knowing it. Needless to say that I have always dreamed of having the power to become invisible at will. lol

Basically, we are all on OCC because we are looking for the same results of seeing someone nude that we are not supposed to see nude, or we are addicted to the feedback about our own wives or gfs. lol

Having threesome with my then girlfriend and her older sister. In theory, there probably was a tiny chance of this could've been happening back then, so it wasn't super impossible by any means, but we never really got to talking about it because I was too scared to bring it up first.

They were very very close to each other and seemed like they 200% trust each other. Because of how close they were, the three of us often hung out together and naturally I became close-ish to the sister too. One day we went to their family's holiday house for a long weekend. My girlfriend and I overslept on the first morning there and the sister came into the room to wake us up. Both my girlfriend and I slept naked, and I had morning wood. The sister saw it and said that it was nice to finally see the cock to match to the story. I didn't quite understand it at the time, I found out later on the day that my girlfriend told everything to her sister including about my dick and our sex life.

Then on the last day, we spent a lot of time in the pool and for some reason my girlfriend was very playful and flirty with the constant tease. Flashing her boobs, mooning me when her sister wasn't looking, grabbing my dick under the water, and so on. The constant tease made me very horny. We made up an excuse to get out of the pool first, and we immediately went to our room to have sex. Once done, I pulled out and cum all over her. I then laid down on the bed and stared at the ceiling in the after-sex bliss, until I heard her sister jokingly saying "Damn, I got to see the cock the other day and now I get to watch the show too?" My first reaction was more "oh shit" but she just calmly grabbed my girlfriend to the bathroom to get her cleaned up.

I never quite know what the deal with the sister is. She was too nonchalant about the whole thing. Not against seeing my dick and me having sex with my girlfriend and cumming all over her. But never showing any sign of interest in anything more. The closest thing was when we said our final goodbye at the airport as their whole family moved out of the country (my girlfriend and I tried long-distance relationship for 6 months after that before we decided to break up) where she gave me a supposedly innocent kiss on my cheek, but I felt like the kiss lingered a little too long and she kind of inhaled hard as if to smell me. I remember being really turned on by that, but I never got to know what she was thinking.

This is a dream I had a couple nights ago that has become my latest unrealistic fantasy.

The scenario was that my wife and I were present at a big promotion for a new bathroom suite. The bath had some special features that I didn't understand.

The sales person, a middle aged guy got up on a stage in front of a large crowd of people to explain what was so good about it. There was a sample of the bath full of water set up right there on the stage.

During the talk, the guy took off all his clothes to demonstrate how the bath worked. The guy was overweight and not a pretty sight naked.

Someone grumbled that the demonstration would be far more effective if a woman got naked and took a bath on stage instead of the fat guy.

I turned to my wife as she once posed in the nude for a good cause in real life. She piped up that she'd be perfectly willing to get up on stage and strip off if it would help. As the people around us nodded in approval, she started to make her way towards the stage.

Unfortunately I woke up at that point, so I didn't see my wife's striptease for all the people present. My heart was racing and I was shaking with excitment in anticipation of them seeng my wife naked. I felt so disappointed when I realised that it wasn't real.

My home life has been pretty insane the past several years for reasons I won't get into, and my wife's sister's home life is insane for different reasons. Because of this, neither my sister in law nor I can get away while our family members get their own vacations, etc. My friends tell me how unfair it is, but I have tried, and there is nothing to do about it.

So, I often fantasize that my sister in law and I are given an exotic vacation together because our families feel badly for us. So, we go somewhere amazing with an amazing hotel, and most importantly a modern and totally exposed shower in the hotel room.

My sister in law is uneasy at first, especially when I take a shower and she does whatever she can to not see me, but eventually she takes a shower and doesn't tell me not to watch, so I do. And her body is so amazing that I can't put it into words.

After a day or two, I take another shower, and she joins me and says it's because the atmosphere inspires her, and she wants to see what it's like.

This leads to sex, and I give her the most amazing sex she has ever had in her life, making her feel amazing and beautiful. Then that's all we do for the rest of the vacation is have amazing sex.

And when we get home, people notice that she is a different person, but no one other than us will ever know. :)

I have had this fantasy for years now! The chances of it happening are less than walking down the street with a million dollars falling onto my head.

Winston’s post above is apt. I’ve had a few dreams that have become sexual fantasies over the years. Recently I dreamed I could hear my wife fucking her ex in the room next door. In the dream it was some weird societal norm and maybe even obligation that you have sex with your ex partners through life. So I listened as she moaned and came repeatedly. I awoke to find the AC/Heat unit in our hotel room was making a squeaking and squeaking sound. I think this was her moans from my dream. She HATES this particular ex. And I’m not a fan by proxy. Yet, my cock was rock hard and I have found that feeling of jealousy creeping into my head and playing out the scenario and it makes me quite horny for some reason.

Another one is a neighbor of ours who I never in any way saw in a sexual light. She is about 65 so quite a bit older. She’s short. Maybe 5’0”. Pretty for her age but quite skinny and no butt but she has big boobs. In my dream a while back we were all laying in a bed together. Her my wife and me. My wife was massaging my feet and the neighbor was runbbing my chest and arms. I got an erection and both women were noticing and commenting. They were both rubbing me all over including my cock for seconds at a time. The neighbor pulled her tits out. No idea how they’d look in real life but in my dream they were a bit saggy and veiny. I started sucking on them and my wife began to blow me. Then for some awful reason I snapped out of it wide awake hard as a brick. Now I can’t help but think of this neighbor and her big tits. My wife and I have had conversations about swinging. She’d never actually agree to it but the talks I think are fantasies of hers. If we did however it would be a woman our age. Still, the older neighbor fantasy has been strong.

My unrealistic fantasies:

Porn dystopia: We live in a world where all the women do porn. It doesn't matter if she's short or tall, fat or skinny, young or old. If she covers a fetish then she is doing porn.

Aggressive cucking: I get a vasectomy so I can't have kids, and I persuade my wife to cheat on me, which she will be compelled to do if she wants to be a mom.

Also have my wife do porn.

Fantasy
 

I have a friend who is a longstanding member here. He knows I post Anne's pictures and has seen them. He also knows that Anne happily poses nude for my club photography. He has sen her posing naked outdoors photos and meets her socially from time to time. My fantasy involves him asking Anne to do some boudoir poses for him in a local cottage. As the shoot starts of with underwear and loose clothes Anne drinks too much, loses her inhibitions and agrees to pose with less and less on till she is naked x. At this point the poses he asks for are verging on porn but she just goes with it

Anne
 

Hint hint, supersmoothy

Along the same lines.

When my wife and I go to a nudist venue that allows photography, we take full advantage of it and take pics there. She's definitely naked and actually enjoys posing nude; but they are rather tame. They're usually taken privately; although at times people have been in the background watching.

My fantasy is for one of the other guests - preferably female and uninhibited - to ask to join her. And then gently coaxing my wife into posing in more candid ways. And then seeing my wife loosening up little by little, having fun with it and eventually just going along with it. Until she really starts getting into it...

Is it impossible? Knowing my wife after a few drinks: no. Is it unlikely? Yes. But it's a nice fantasy!

I can think of another couple of dreams that bordered on fantasies, both involving my ex.

The first feels disrespectful because it is something she would never have done in real life. In the dream, I saw her naked with a rugby team in their showers and communal bath. That situation was already facinating in itself, but there was more to come.

Eventually, it turned into a full scale gang bang. Aroused by all the naked testosterone around her, she lay down on the floor and spread her legs for them. Then each of the many big guys present fucked her in turn.

This was an unrealistic fantasy, but it was not totally silly. She was a strong well built woman with a powerful sex drive. I don't doubt that she could have accommodated a rugby team in real life if she'd been minded to do so.

The dream occured during our break up. Maybe, it was my subconcious telling me what I was giving up and that it was inevitable that she would go on to have sex with other men after the split. I was testing myself to see if that made me jealous. Far from it, I was turned on by the fantasy.

We are extremely open. What I know of her and this particular ex is that he was her third sexual partner and the first guy she had orgasms from sex with. They dated about a year. They had sex near daily then towards the end it dried up and she found out he was cheating (why she still hates him). So she dumped him but they kept hooking up for a couple months until she started dating another guy. Without saying the direct words I know he was the best sex of her life before me and I suppose maybe he’s got a space in my subconscious due to a little jealousy. The idea of sharing her is a fantasy in general but not with him, but something about this dream has me aroused. That it’s required for some reason to occasionally fuck your ex. That she’d go into the situation repulsed not wanting to, but then remembering how good the sex was as they started and lose herself in the moment.

As for watching, I dunno. It’s so hypothetical. Like I said it’s a fantasy to share her but in reality I wouldn’t want her to do that with him. Maybe one of her other exes that weren’t any good. I could school them on how to actually make her cum. I have a handful of exes I wouldn’t mind revisiting I the sack. I don’t know about my wife watching me though. I’d probably have performance anxiety lol.

I know you’re talking a different scenario but I definitely agree my wife kept fucking her ex because it was good. Like I said we’re open and I know this guy drove her wild in bed. The fact he turned out to be a dirt bag is what makes it worse for her. If he was ugly and a terrible fuck it would have been easier to move on but she was young and he was a good looking guy and the sex just kept happening. Like I said there’s a tinge of jealousy for me about it so I think that’s why it took over my dream.

Interesting string of posts because this has happened with me. I had a dream once where we were hosting several friends for a party. We had sports on the tv and at one point my wife stood and removed her clothes and sat back down next to a coworker of mine. He’s older and fat but she was letting him suck her tits and feel her up. The party just continued and it seemed normal to everyone but me.

Funny how dreams can evolve as they occur. Suddenly it wasn’t a large group of friends just me and her and the coworker. I sat on the couch with them while they were having sex. She had her head back on my lap grabbing onto my shirt as he fucked her. In the dream I was feeling horrible jealousy and wanted her to stop but I figured it had already happened. I woke up hard as a brick on the verge of cumming.

Since then I fantasize about A) her being the naked host for our friends at a party. Supplying drinks and letting our guests cop a feel and B) her fucking this particular coworker.

The weird thing is one Halloween, prior to the dream, we were the king and queen of hearts. She had on a red lingerie top and short cheeky shorts. Her boobs were propped up and her cleavage was tremendous. She told me at the bar this coworker said to her “nice tits”. It never bothered me as it’s true and he was kidding and didn’t make any other moves. But maybe that’s why he entered this dream as a guy my wife would want to fuck.

Pickleball
 

We were at Cypress Cove Nudist resort last winter and saw many couples were playing Pickleball. That is my wife's favorite sport. I mentioned to her we should play when we go down there this winter. She said no way. My wife is tall and in great shape and has terrific boobs.I would love to see them swaying back and forth. Although she said no, I am bringing our paddles with us when we go. Who knows?