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BUT the problem was, (believe it or not , it was a problem),,,ALL she wanted 24/7 was sex sex sex and more sex... We never finished a movie at the theater, because half was thru the movie she was sucking my cock, and we'd have to leave,,, on the ride home I'd have to pull over for her to suck my cock,, and when we got home she wanted a good fucking!!!...... EVERYWHERE we went , was interuped by her need for sex...EVERYHERE!!! When we'd go to holiday dinner at our parents or relatives houses she'd pull me into a room for sex....when we'd go shopping we had to stop for sex...road trips were tough stoping every 2 hrs for sex off the road.. Every night we spend together we have 3/4 hrs of wild sex.... then go to sleep,and she'd wake me in the middle of the night for more.. She was loyal and didn't cheat looking for more,, but wanted all the sex I had to give...I held up OK, but it was exhausting!!! At first I thought it was humerous,, but it turned out to be burdenous...... we went out for 2 yrs, until I broke it off because of the sexual demands of her........ it must be funny!!! |
One of my early Girlfriends!
Going out with a few girls was normal, but having a few that you can get to 1st Base with was my top goal~
I was going out with MaryAnn on and off for awhile and I'm not sure if she was seeing other guy, because I was taking out other girls when I didn't look around for her. But I can say she was great for making out in my car and we did plenty of tongue exchanges along with some groping too but only on top of the clothing! There was a time when MaryAnn noticed that I had a small collection of pencils and Ink pens in a sleeve on the dashboard right in front of her. She was the 1st girl to take notice of them and even talk about them too, but she asked me if I used them to see if the girls that I was with could hole them Up with their tits? It was unusual to hear that from a girl, but I found it real interesting, so I asked her if she thinks she could hold Up a pencil for the Test? She said lets find out, then she removed all her clothing on top so her tits were exposed and I finally got a great view of them! She lifted one of her breast and told me to put a pencil under it, after I did she let go of her breast and the pencil fell. Since it was FUN and interesting for both of us, we did it a few more time with the same results! After a few moments of thought, I got a but braver and told her we're making use of the wrong pencil~ She asked me which one are we suppose to be using? I unzipped my pants and exposed my cock to her and it was in a growing condition already, so I places her hand on it and said use this one! She wasn't able to get in Up there into the under breast position, but was enjoying it with her hand in a stroking motion that I never had enjoyed before! That moment of Fun turned into many playful adventures, then she came to my buddy's BAR one night and introduced me to one of her girlfriends! This girl Carol was Busty looking even with her clothing on and MaryAnn told me that she could Pass the pencil Test if I wanted to try it with her? Besides that MaryAnn told me that Carol just loves SEX! Where else could you find a girlfriend that would introduce you to another friend of hers to have SEX with when we all left the BAR? It was another Great night and many more with Carol too, she did Pass the pencil Test with flying Colors! lol :D |
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Lots of years ago, in my late teens, my girlfriend's parents were away on holiday so we had their house to ourselves for a week. Naturally enough, we were at it like rabbits the entire time!! There are two things I particularly remember though and this is one of them: one afternoon, we were on the sofa - banging like a gate in a gale - when from the radio I heard; "...and whatever you're doing, you're doing it better with Radio 1!" And right at the point, suddenly, I wasn't!!! We just collapsed in a laughing heap!! My thanks to Paul Burnett for ruining a perfectly good fuck - but 40+ years later, it still makes me laugh! |
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The other thing - same week...
I don't know how well this will 'translate' for the rest of the world? What I'm going to attempt to describe might be a particularly UK thing. In older times (certainly pre-1970's and maybe even pre-60's) we had a trend for making beds which had wooden head and footboards where each carried two quite heavy, cast iron brackets. These brackets carried the 'underframe' which was typically constructed from an angle iron perimeter frame and a 'diamond wire' linked mesh which carried the mattress above. One of the bedrooms at her parents' house had one of these beds and one day 'that week' we were giving it one hell of a workout!!! There was a bit of a crack - accompanied by a kind of 'crunching' sound but I'm pretty sure we both thought "fuck it, not stopping now!" and carried on as we did at that age! Next thing, one corner has clearly broken away as that part of the bed is now pretty much on the floor and the foot board is leaning in at a hell of an angle! "Fuck it!" I'm guessing that's what we both thought because all I remember is that we DIDN'T stop!! We just carried on hammer and tongs and the next thing was that - given the extra load - the headboard end let go in a similar fashion - and we still didn't stop!! I came, she came and the bed quite literally folded in on top of us like a house of cards! Nobody hurt, two VERY satisfied teenage lovers - and one VERY knackered old bed!! And again, we just laughed!! I honestly can't remember how we explained it when her folks got back. I think the yarn we spun was that one of us fell on it or something suitably believable. Oh the joys of seventeen.....!!! |
I am sure there are more, but a few come to mind right away:
In college, I was friends with twins (women). They invited me to a threesome one day. Now, I knew they didn't mean an ACTUAL threesome, but I was really confused what they were talking about. Turns out they were part of some cultish-type church and a "threesome" was when siblings would get an outsider to attend a church service. But, they were so naïve that they didn't know any other definition of a threesome. Another time I was camping with a friend's friend's family (my friend who invited me got sick, but I still went without him and didn't know a single person). They announced that it was time to go skinny dipping. I was scared and excited at the same time. But, I quickly learned that to them "skinny dipping" meant swimming with regular clothes on. I tried to explain to them what they had wrong, but it was essentially 8 people vs me. A few years later I learned that there are actually quite a few people who think that skinny dipping is swimming in regular clothes. |
After a holiday my friends came over and before showing the holiday pics I separated out the nude prints of my wife into a different packet. While I was eating dinner my wife accidentally gave the nude packet to my friends...
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Many years ago I had a girlfriend who didn't have orgasms, she used to call them "organisms". It always amused me privately because she boyfriends before but obviously no one had corrected her and I didn't have the heart to either.
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Playing tricks on my wife!
My wife is a playful person with a great sense of humor and she enjoy having Tricks done on me or on other friends~ So with all of the naughty things she does without any embarrassment or her part, I know a few things that really gets her Embarrassed and timid when we're around other couples or friends!
When I know that we'll match up with other spouses, I'll got over to the guy and tell him a deep secret on a favor that he can do for me! He'll know its all in FUN and that anybody there will get a huge hick out of it too~ Then while I'm matching up with the guys wife or another wife, I'll tell her what's going to happen just so we don't get to involved into things and miss out on the action! If it was me doing some naughty play with my wife, she'll catch on fast cause she knows I do it to her plenty of times and it get her upset and pissed off at me! I've tried this on a few other women, but for some reason I haven't found anybody else except for my wife that it works on so great! So this is what I asked the guy to do: While he is going down on her and eating out her pussy, I asked him to blow some Air on that same area but then go closer and blow plenty of Air inside her too! For some reason the Air seems to get trapped inside her and just stays there in a huge pocket until she has a sudden rapid body movement! Then when she does, the Air rushes out thru her puffy lips just like that coming out of a balloon filled with Air! That large amount of Air coming out sounds like she ate a can of Beans and now has to do a super Fart. When that happens, she'll break away and cover her lips with her hands to try and muffle the sounds! Her face turns bright RED and she'll try to explain to everybody just what happed and that she is not Farting~!! Then she'll look over at me and say You told him to do that just to Embarrass me, but I'll get back at you another day! lol Like I said, the many things my wife does won't embarrass her but making Farting sounds with others around does the Trick! She did many on Me, but plenty of them worked out well in my favor lol~ :D |
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So I'll just have to find another way to get back at her and give her some Embarrassment instead of other problems~ :D THANKS! |
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She'd often thrust her hand down my pants on crowded trains and hold on to it and then just smile and look into my eyes. Of course if we went to the cinema her hand was on it for the vast majority of the flick. If we played video games, she give up immediately and say she had a better game to play and that was to suck me off until I came while I played the game. A few times she wanted to see how long I could keep it inside her hard (without moving). Probably the most out there thing she did was she rubbed my todger on her face before leaving my place to go home on the train. Obviously wanted my smell on her. That happened a couple of times. I'd now put it down to pheromones and mine absolutely kicking her into overdrive. Luckily this all happened when i was young so the old fella was pretty spritely, but like you, it just got tiring. You can have too much of a good thing! Yeah, she had the crazy eyes. |
When my wife and I were dating she lived in a basement suite of a house. On the main floor above her was a handi-capped man. He was lower functioning, IQ’ wise. One night I am at my girlfriends watching some TV. From above you hear a that sound starts up. Easily recognized the rhythm of some one doing a decent job on a noisy bed. Girlfriend says there’s that noise again, I wish he would stop. As she starts banging on her ceiling with a broom stick she says “what the hell is he doing up there?” I looked at her incredulously and asked “what do you think they’re doing up there?” Then it struck her - it never dawned on her that lower functioning people have sex too! She was SOOOO embarrassed.
Gotta give the guy credit- sounded like he was trying to walk the bed across the floor he was pounding her so good. |
Never anticipated!!
The love of my long life had no experience when started dating and soon she was quite comfortable being naked in my car in the dark. We regularly played around with me feeling her all. One night I told her it was normal for making out to be a joy for both of us. We discussed fucking but it was too soon for he. She had touched me before but made no action to make me cum. I suggested a blow job and to my glee she said sure since I was diving on her regularly.
I quickly learned SHE HAD THE SHARPEST TEETH ON THE PLANET! A lesson learned: make sure she understands before she enthusiastically jumps on. |
The first time I fucked my girlfriend she told me - "if you want that thing in me you have to do it yourself - i'm not touching it ". She hoped I would not like it - afterwards I asked if she had cum and she said "was I supposed to?
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This is one I especially like because it was told to me by wife about a time with one of her ex bfs (but that’s just my strange kinks)!
She was on holiday in greece with her Bf at the time when she was 21ish - by her own telling it was a holiday with a lot of sex. She and her bf had come back to their apartment after night out and being in a frisky mood he’d bent her over the breakfast bar for a quick fuck from behind. He was stroking in and out of her while she had her dress up and her knickers round her ankles when all of a sudden their apartment door was flung open and a security guard and the hotel manager rushed in. There had been a burglary in a room in the hotel earlier that evening but they’d not caught the burglars. Their next door neighbour had woken to noise at 3am in the apartment next to them and in a panic had phoned security! Beth describes brilliantly the moment the door flung open and she was face to face with the manager while her bf was mid stroke! Apologies all round from the hotel and a bottle of wine and flowers were sent to their room next day and by all accounts it didn’t put them off having plenty of sex for the rest of the week! |
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Just another moment that was Funny!
This happened when we were out visiting family that lives just outside of Las Vegas. My wife and my female cousin were riding around town just looking at the sites, they also had 2 of my guy cousins in the car with them too.
It got to a point where my female cousin pointed out to a BAR, that is known for having plenty of Topless or Nude strippers there! The name of this place is Cheetah's and that is also my female cousins nickname, so she got the idea of stopping there to see if she could purchase a shirt / t-shirt from it with the Name on it! The guys weren't old enough to go into the BAR, but my cousin talked my wife into going in with her just as a family backup! Inside the BAR they said All the women working there had on great looking t-shirts with the BAR name on it, so they asked the Bar tender! The Bar tender said he didn't know if they sold any shirts, so he called the manager. The manager asked my wife & cousin to follow him to his office, inside there he asked both of them if they were looking for a job and they said NO just that my cousin wanted to buy a t-shirt. He showed them boxes of shirts he had around the office floor in different sizes, but that he doesn't sell them! The girls working there get them for FREE, but he'll make a deal with my wife & cousin! He told them they'll have to remove everything their wearing on TOP, then have him take a pic of them wearing the shirts out the door! Then he'll give them the shirts for FREE! My wife said she didn't want a shirt, but he said it'll have to be both of them or nothing! My cousin talked my wife into doing it just so she can get the shirt that she wanted! I was told the manager took a pic of both of them Topless, then wearing the Cheetah t-shirt as they walk towards the door. When they got to the car, the cousin guys in the car were confused! The reason was seeing my wife and female cousin wearing the t-shirts with their tits flapping around underneath, while they both carried their BRA's in their hands! lol It was a exciting moment when they explained the entire deal to everybody in the family lol~ :p ;) :) I'm wondering if their pics are Posted somewhere in the BAR, maybe as former Dancers? lol |
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Fab story. Thanks. Was it Beths sex noises that woke the neighbour? Please add a bit more detail if you'd like, about how 'Beth describes brilliantly the moment the door flung open'..... ( at least she had her dress still on so they perhaps didnt see her naked) but what did they do ? Thanks |
When my wife and I first started dating in our mid 20s I invited her on an annual rafting trip with some friends. We’d been going for a few years and this was her first time meeting this particular group. It was a blast. Rafting during the day then having a bonfire at night at the cabin we rented. The last night during the fire she and I went to the cabin to grab drinks and I got a little handsy. Feeling her ass in the kitchen and she got horny and we decided to hit the bedroom for a quickie. I had her on all fours fucking from behind which is when she’s always the loudest. We were drunk and alone so she wasn’t trying to be quiet. She climaxed and then I came too. We cleaned up and when we exited the room it was to a round of applause. Apparently they had all seen the silhouette of us fucking from outside then came in to hear the sounds of orgasms. My wife blushed but quickly got over it. She’s not particularly shy.
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So much for stealth
Love resting these posts, great thread. I thought I’d share this, one that my wife reminded me of yesterday.
When we were dating I went to visit her. It was after college and we didn’t live in the same state. Her parents knew we had been having sex for a while, but still tried to put up “appearances” and said I needed to stay in a different bedroom. This was in the 80’s. All the bedrooms were on the same hallway, both being across from her parent’s bedroom. As you can imagine, every night one of us would go to visit the other bedroom for sex, trying to be secretive. This night, she came to the room I was in, and I turned on the TV to try and cover up any sounds. We were going pretty good, she was on top riding me real hard. I was grabbing her ass and pulling her to me forcefully as I got closer to orgasm. The TV was on a timer to go off at a certain time and I didn’t realize it. I was literally a couple thrusts from putting my semen inside her when the TV shut off and she froze on the Up motion. I grabbed her ass and screamed “KEEP GOING” as I pulled her down and had a huge growling orgasm. We both were shocked and a bit nervous, then started giggling about what just happened. No way at all it wasn’t heard across the hallway. Nothing was ever said. To this day, we laugh about it (30+ years) and will say it to each other when we need to keep thrusting |
My wife and I got a good laugh out of this so I guess I will put it here. I just found out I have fucked a cousin... more times than I can count...
A couple months ago my wife's family invited us to a family reunion. They usually have one once per year but it has been a few years due to covid. We said we would go. Then a couple weeks later my mom said there was a family reunion for a branch of her family which happened to be on the same day. I said we could not go because we had already agreed to go to the one on my wife's side of the family. I really did not care because I really do not know this branch of the family. I did not get any info about where as it seemed pointless. Fast forward to my wife's family reunion. We pull into the parking lot of the community center they rented and I saw my dad's truck in the parking lot. It is impossible to mistake because it has his cattle brand on the back. I was thinking "why the fuck are my parents here???" We went in and my mom who was near the door saw us and said something about thinking we could not make it. I told her this was my wife's family reunion and asked what they were doing here thinking it was some kind of joke. Turns out our great great great grandmothers were half sisters. My wife's great great great grandfather was killed in the civil war and our great great great grandmother remarried to my great great great grandfather. This makes my wife and I half 5th cousins by my calculation. Everyone got a good laugh out of it. |
BlackBunny your friend is gorgeous! I vote YES!! :):cool:
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Big yes here, she’s a stunner! Very sexy!
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Amelia is super sexy. Of course i'll vote yes, but i know from experiencethat too many photos in this section risks a mod shutting it down. I vote yes, she needs her own thread in the "Ladies of OCC" section! :D
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Red-assed
First, she is truly lovely and reminds me of my wife when we were younger.
Second, the photos of her red bottom from sitting in hot water brought back great memories. Back when we were in our twenties we went to nudist clubs all over the country, mostly in the South. We learned how to enjoy anal sex and did it often. One great thing about nudist clubs is my wife didn’t want me to have an erection so she kept me drained dry. We even showed good nudist couple friends how to do anal and did it together often. One day as my wife got out of the crowded pool I was behind her and was surprised how her ass was bright red! She told me several nudists asked if she was sunburned and she told them the truth! |
At a concert over the weekend of 90s bands, audience was all GenXers, Except one mom in her early 50s with two daughters that were in the 18-22 range.
They were impossible to not notice. The mom was in some schoolgirl outfit, and her daughters were wearing short shorts and tiny sports bras/tank tops(?) with jackets that were open. They all ran up the stairs as they were late to the concert. The older of the two daughters had both her boobs pop out completely from her top. In the row she was squeezing into, an older guy said, "Your tits are out!" and she replied, "Yep, that happens sometimes" as she put them back in just as the lights started going down for the show. I did notice that she had the darkest areola I have seen in a while, and her boobs were the most absolutely saggiest I have ever seen, despite their medium size and her younger age. |
My wife having an Oops with her Vacation suit~
I hope this fits in here since many of us thought it was Funny at the time!
My wife went out shopping within the last 2 years looking for some real Sexy and Bold swimsuits to wear in our pool and on vacations~ I guess that since most of them have little to nothing for material of they are see-thru, the cost was hardly anything so I was Ok with that portion of it too besides wanting to see her exposed in front of others! But last year in our pool she went and changed into one of her newest suits, a C-clamp and if you never seen one before its like a thin clamp that goes from the front around the bottom and up the ASS with a thinner piece of material that is spring loaded to hold it Up in place! There is No Top for this suit so when she came out in front of many neighbors and friends that were over and making use of the pool, she wore a Bikini top so as not to be over exposed in front of company! The Funny part came later when she went into the water and came back out, she had her top on but NO Bottom. It wasn't till somebody said something about her missing her suit that she took notice! She did say that there was no feeling to the suit bottom so she never knew when it came off? I'm not sure if she was telling the Truth or if she just wanted to gain plenty of attention from everybody ad its still talked about today! She had plenty of guys going into the water trying to find it for her too! ;) |
Another funny adventure for my wife!
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It's hard to keep on thinking about the funny or unusual things that my wife did thru the years or that just happened to her without her doing!
But I happen to have a buddy named Ken and being the normal type guys we both are, we enjoy sharing story's or telling things about our wife's of a sexual nature. There came a point when Ken showed me a few pics of his wife and I already knew what she looked like but never seen her exposed or doing anything naughty before~ So as my wife of making up to Ken for showing me pics of his wife, I brought a huge collection of pics for him to see and maybe enjoy! I can say the Ken was amazed by seeing my wife's pussy and seeing pics of her doing oral on a few friendly cocks too. There came a time when Ken told me that he would Love to eat my wife's pussy, but I think it was mostly after I told him that when she gets excited her pussy juices flow like wild! You might even think that she is taking a whiz, but its her huge amount of juices flowing! Thinking for a bit myself, I thought it would be nice if I got to try out Ken's wife if possible and that if he got his wish that maybe I could get mine at a later time cause I know he'll talk his wife into it as long as he can enjoy more of my wife too! so I told Ken that I'll ask my wife if she'll let him eat out eat, but I think that he thought that maybe I was joking about it? I did ask my wife and told her my thoughts on it too since I didn't want to hide anything. My wife did agree without a second thought, so I wanted to break it to Ken in a easy manner without him getting all excited before hand. I had Ken come over the house and it wasn't till I took Ken upstairs into our bedroom that he seen my wife laying on the bed all NUDE and she was the one that told him that she heard he wanted to eat her out and she was ready and willing for him to do it! I had to rush to get my camera and make a few adjustments or stops on the way, but I can say that Ken was all smiles when he went down to enjoy her and her juices started flowing a few seconds after that! Here is one of the pics that I got of Ken doing a number on my wife and he was thrilled that day and all the days after! Ken even got more than he asked for that day too, I never heard him telling me that his wife let him CUM in her mouth or would swallow it. But he did enjoy that from my wife, I can also say that Ken talked his wife into coming over and it was done in a casual manner just to break her into the FUN in a slow way! Having them join us in the Hot tub and all Nude started the ball rolling and with my wife getting frisky, his wife wasn't too far before in doing the same! :) :p ;) |
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My wife had a flickr account for many Years and got to know many people there and she exchanged plenty of thoughts and ideas too with those of similar Interest!
With many long time friends she exchanged pics that she didn't Post of flickr for different reasons, but it was interesting to see some friends had special talents for improving our pics or making changes to them! A military Veteran guy she knew for just about as long as she was on flickr was one of those with outstanding skills. He took some of the pics she sent him and made some Improvements and Changes in some pics and sent them back to us! We thought a few that he made into a Cartoon type pic was funny and wonderful, but at the time we didn't know that our Adult daughter was also doing the same with this Veteran guy friend~ I have included the main Cartoon type pic that was changed and after looking at it we found it to be more funny cause the guy Changed the pic that hangs in out master bedroom wall by the bed to include a replacement pic with our daughter in it~ When we showed it to her, you should have seen the Shocked looked on her face thinking that we changed the pic that was hanging on the wall to one of her pics! It was later explained to her that it was done by our Veteran friend, more or less as a family Joke! I hope you enjoy this pic too? ;) But the True pic without the Cartoon features, really looks Better but I don't want to Post it too! |
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My wife & I thought this was Funny~
Since my younger married sister Kelly came over to use out pool, it made me think about another Funny Adventure we had and maybe you'll chuckle over it too?
It was the 1st time my sister found out about our later change in an Adult lifestyle, then talking to my wife and asking her plenty of Questions about seeing a few of our Naughty pictures albums not put away and my sister Kelly going thru them with lots of Interest too! Well my wife has the gift of gab and talked Kelly into doing some Naughty poses with her, starting out in some SEXY wear then going all the way to NUDE too! My sister made a deal with my wife, that we couldn't tell her hubby about this and she'll do it when she was ready! The other was that I would be the one taking their pics, but I would have to agree to being as exposed as both of them would be! I wasn't home at the time when all of this came about, but when I got home a awhile later and my wife told me - I did agree to all of Kelly's requests! Being this was the 1st time that my wife and I had ever seen each other exposed or NUDE before, I knew it would be exciting at least for me since Kelly is Busty and I'm a Lover of huge tits and my wife is smaller on top! lol Well, besides seeing me Nude my sister got to see me with a bobbing erection that just got harder with the more pics that I took and the more they both got Nude too! My wife as well as Kelly noticed my erection, so we took some breaks and all sat on the bed just looking at the pics that I had taken and talking about plenty of things that were mostly sexual of nature! My wife enjoys being the instigator for everything and I think she gets turned on by it too, cause when she gets excited her juices flow and she'll leave wet spots all over! lol But my wife told Kelly that I was a Lover of huge breast and all of my old GF's had them except for my wife! So my wife asked if it would be Ok with her if I got to touch and feel her Breast? Kelly thought for a few moments and said it would be Ok with her! By the time Kelly gave the Ok, I was all hands feeling every inch of Kelly's tits and nipples! I have to say that my soft cock went back into a full erection again fast too! My wife seen that Kelly had noticed that, so she asked Kelly if she wanted to feel or touch my penis and I could believe my wife called it that instead of "Cock" lol But Kelly said No right away, but my wife can never leave a hard cock alone! lol So my wife asked Kelly if it was Ok with her is she handled my penis? Kelly said, if you wanna have SEX that she just leave and we can do anything! My wife told her she only asked to be polite and not hurt hers or anybody else's feelings and we do that all the time when we have groups of friends / guest over! We don't want anyone hurt or embarrassed by anything~ Kelly told my wife it was Ok with her, so my wife started out with her hand rubbing on my cock and I was still feeling Kelly's tits with my hands! I was paying more attention to what I was doing and not sure what Kelly was looking at, but my wife went quickly to doing oral on me! My wife finished me off and got back up, I seen that Kelly was now looking at my getting soft cock and it was now like we were all calling it a day! This is where the Funny part came in for Us, we all got off the bed and doing something different. But my wife & I turned to look and seen Kelly looking or searching on the bed sheets for something? My wife asked her if she lost an earing or something of that nature, but Kelly said she was looking with her hand to find my CUM shot so she could wipe it up before we cover the bed back up! My wife & I were both chuckling good, then my wife told Kelly there is No CUM shot or drops to clean up cause my wife lets me and all the other guys CUM in her mouth and then she swallows it! My wife also told Kelly, isn't that what you do when your doing oral and Kelly had an unusual look on her face~ My wife told Kelly, we'll have to talk more about this another time and even Kelly had a little smirk on her face! But we thought it was a little Funny and hope it fits in and You find it funny too! :) |
Last week, my wife and I were shopping and she spotted a woman wearing a thin dress, clearly braless, and her shoulder exposed. My wife said, quite loudly, "she is so sexy!" and stared. The woman turned around and looked like she saw a ghost when she saw my wife staring at her boobs. She quickly got away from us.
I told my wife that I didn't even notice. My wife said, "Well, too bad you didn't notice because she was soooooooooooooooo sexyyyyyyy," and my wife sounded like she was in a big brain fog. Two days later or so, I asked my wife what she thought was so sexy about the woman, and my wife said that she had no idea what I was talking about. Huh. |
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My wife enjoys going to the Adult Novelty store lots of times to see what kind of Naughty shirts and items they'll have that she can wear or use at any of the party's we have or go too!
This one time my wife found a Special lipstick on the check out counter that said it was Blow Job Proof and never leaves a RED Mark! I guess since it was on the counter at the register plenty of people seen it, so when my wife got to it she had the Last one! Well the time came that we went to a friendly adult party and my wife had on her lipstick along with the tube container to show everybody! As the word got around at the start of the party, there were plenty of Questions about if the lipstick worked or not? So it got to the point that the hubby guys came up to my wife and asked if she would try it out on them so we'll be able to know if it really works! I'm not sure if my wife had planned to do so many Blow Jobs while the other guys waited to be next and the wife's just watched all the way to the CUM finish for all of them~ But my wife later made a statement that if she knew this was going to happen, she would have waited till she could buy more and pass them out to the other wife's there! When she went back to the store, they had to order a case for my wife and said it was a Hot item that was selling like Hot Cakes! lol So I just thought it was funny that my wife put her mouth to talking and later had to put it towards showing too! Anything that could be a little funny, was we never tried it out at home first and I finally got my try on it after we got home from the party and all the other guys Tested it out~ lol She still has it and so does the other wife's that we seen at another party. ;) If you can find it at some Novelty store, its well worth the cost for getting some BJ's! lol |
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