Accidental facials
 

Anyone have a good accidental facial story? "Accidentally-on-purpose" stories are acceptable too. ;)

I have one: a while back my partner got a new mini-vibrator. We got right to work trying it out on her mid-day, and she orgasmed in minutes with me kneeling beside her fingering her while she used the vibe on her clit. After she came back down to earth, she said it was my turn to see how the vibe felt. She was on her back while I was straddling her pelvis, pressing my dick hard against her pubic bone while she used the vibrator on me. When I was about to cum I straightened my dick to shoot up her abdomen and really grinded against her. What should have been the first spurt was blocked off by how hard I was grinding on her, so the second spurt was actually the first two combined. And let me tell you, it was huge. The largest single spurt of cum I've ever shot rocketed directly into her left eye and all over her left cheek. I jerked the rest onto her tits and abdomen while both laughing and apologizing. She hates cum for the most part, but even she found the situation hilarious.

The most recent accidental facial I can remember was when Lisa was giving me a hand job. We were lying in bed. her head was up by mine as she was talking dirty into my ear as she stroked me. Well it was a good story and when I came it shot up and hit her and me in the face.

A different kind of accident.
Camping on the Russian river, sharing a tent.
Wife, then girlfriend started to get frisky and gave me a blow job.
After a while it turned into a handy. And I lost it and shot it across the tent onto the other couple.
It hit both of them in the face and got dry and crusty by morning.
Nothing was ever said.

First time
 

My wife's first sexual experience lead to an unexpected facial.
We had been dating a month, at uni, I was her first bf and was being careful not to scare her off by pushing her too hard for sex etc.
After a party, both pissed ended up back in my room. After some heavy making out I managed to get my hand in her knickers. She allowed me to explore which lead to her first orgasm as I went down on her hairy pussy (she later told me she'd never really played with herself).
Then I stripped off and asked her to touch my cock. She was hesitant but slowly started to stroke me after I showed her what I liked.
We were sat up in bed kissing whilst she stroked my dick. I had been looking forward to this for a month, hadn't cum in at least a week and suffice to say it didn't take me long to cum. I shot what we both still consider to be the biggest load of my life. It hit my chest, the wall above us but mainly hit us both in the face - her first taste of cum. I loved it, she was less sure.

Great stories, thanks!

I love facials.
Mostly I love to watch them but have given a few in my lifetime.
What I don't love about facials in mainstream porn is they appear to often be targeted to dole out a sort of "humiliation" or "punishment" aspect to the act itself: aiming for the eyes, or shaking the last drops of cum off of the performer's dick like he's just finished pissing on his partner.

I like a cum shot to have a sense of abandon to it, not calculation. I like the idea of inevitability beyond reason.
This is why accidental facials are really appealing to me.
They just happen and can be viewed as the moment of orgasm being so powerful that you can't control it--it's distance or direction.

Perhaps the first facial I ever gave was accidental. I was still quite young, maybe only a couple of years into my having full-blown, partnered sex.
I was fucking my then-girlfriend missionary.
I was thrusting and I think she had her T-shirt pulled up and over her head, with the hem resting on the back of her neck so it wouldn't slip down. I liked to see her b-cup titties bounce as I banged into her and looking at this I felt and the moment of my orgasm was imminent.
I quickly pulled out and as my cock slipped free, I didn't grab it and jerk off as I normally might, but it had snapped up as it cleared her pubic bone. (she had a beautifully fluffy full brown bush covering her mound That I wanted to cum on)
The force of the pull-back from my withdrawl combined with the pulsing of my orgasm made ropes of cum start to arc up her body.
Her eyes were fixed on my dick as the spurts landed across her stomach, then to her tits then one blast across her right cheek. She barely flinched and this show had obviously turned her on. She started to rub her hairy pussy and came almost immediately.

To me the unbridled nature of that moment beats *almost* any sort of aggressive cum bath I see in most porn scenes now days.

This happened for me a little while ago. My wife was on her back and I was fucking her. I asked her where she wanted me to cum and she said on her tits. So I pulled out, scooted up the bed, and straddled her stomach so I could shoot a load right on her tits. Well I squeezed my dick holding back the orgasm to get a nice first shot but as soon as I released my grip a big load shot straight out over my wife's tits hitting her squarely in face (luckily not her eyes). I made sure to aim down for the rest of the cum that was coming out but it was definitely amusing for us both to laugh about.

^^^Exactly this^^^

BUT...I'll never forget this:

One night, before we were married, my future wife and I were in the middle of having sex and we were changing position so she could finish me off while I was standing beside the bed. She was lying on her side, facing me and was just about to go down on me when she stopped and asked me,

"Why don't you ever cum on my face?"

I looked at her, surprised and told her I thought it showed disrespect and was humiliating to a woman. I told her not to worry because I'd never do that to her. She looked at me and said,

"Well, maybe I want you to." Then, without another word, she turned her head and gobbled down my cock.

I stood there, still surprised, as she worked her magic on me but it was obvious what she wanted and soon I was ready.

When she had me right at the edge and I was about fire a load down her throat, I pulled out of her mouth, grabbed my cock, aimed and dumped my load all over her face. She'd asked for it. I have always produced big loads and that one was no different. I mean, I covered her face from ear to ear, forehead to chin. It was in her nose, it pooled in her eyes (Thank God she'd closed them) and it was strung across her lips... just everywhere. Through barely parted lips, she said "Oh my god" and then asked for a wet towel.

I started laughing because I suddenly found it amusing and I went and fetched her a warm, wet towel. As I was helping her clean off her face, we were both still laughing and agreed that you gotta be careful about what you wish for.

classify
 

you can put this one under accidentally on purpose...

While dating, I had a girlfriend who's chosen position when she wasn't quite in the mood was for me to slide between her tits and cum that way - too tired for sex, HJ or BJ was also work. This way, I did all the work and it was just a towel to clean off her chest.

We'd done this three or four times already, when I got the idea. As I was about to cum, I "accidentally" pushed up and forward a little further so instead of cumming on her neck, I sprayed over her lips and face. I actually got her hair and pillow too. It completely surprised her but she started laughing and totally called me out on it.

TF facial
 

My wife loves being tit fucked and has taken many facials. One time we were doing that in a very dark bedroom. I didn't tell her I was about to cum and exploded between her tits and onto her face. Since it was so dark she couldn't see it coming. The thing that pissed her off was that it got up her nose and into her hair. The sad ending here is that after that she decided she no longer liked facials.

younger years
 

Back in my teens while still living at my parents my then girlfriend and i after greeting mum and dad quickly made our way up to my bedroom and feeling in such a horny mood wasn't long before we were playing with each other , we were laying on our sides in a 69 position her little white knickers and jeans pushed down around her ankle boots while i cupped her bum cheeks with my head forced between her open legs sucking and licking her pussy , my cock was getting equally nice treatment with a combination of sucking and wanking , i could feel her starting to cum as she ground her pussy harder into my face and hearing her cumming just sent me over the edge as i released an almighty load , when she had finished cumming i turned to look at her my softening dick still in her hand and a uugghhhh look on her face , my cum was all in her hair , on her cheek and a massive glob hanging from her left eyebrow that wobbled when she moved her head . i wish i could i could say i did the gentlemanly thing and got her some tissue but instead was in fits of laughter so much so i heard one of my parents coming up the stairs to see what was so funny :eek:

My favourite “Accidental” facial was with a girl from school I was messing around with.

We didn’t like condoms and she wasn’t on birth control (yeah, stupid I know…), so usually I would pull out early and shoot my load over her stomach.

I pulled out once and realised it was a false alarm, but I was super close. She didn’t want me to put it back in, just in case, so she said offered to jerk me off over her.

She quickly got me ready to blow, which I warned her of. She said “that’s ok, just shoot it on me”. I’m a big cummer, even more so back then. I knew she had her angles all wrong and I was about to redecorate the wall behind the end of her family sofa. I tried to warn her but I don’t think she believed me, or understood.

So I just said “Ok :p” and let her finish me off.

The first rope flew over her head and made an audible splat on the wall.

The second rope also flew over her head and made an audible splatter on the carpet between the end of the sofa and the wall.

The next caught her square in her right eye, pooling there and gluing it shut.

The following rope perfectly streaked from the corner of her mouth, up the side of her nose, all the way up her forehead and finished in her hair.

She threw her hands up in surprise, leaving me to stroke out the smaller remaining spurts over her belly.

Of course, I found her reaction hilarious! :D

I burst out laughing as she lay there with her eyes firmly shot, mouth open like :O, hands in a surrender pose and just gasping in shock.

She did eventually see the funny side of it after the initial shock. I was always in charge of aiming after that! :D

This all happened in the space of like 90 seconds, but I’ll never forget it.

Love these stories!

Cumming on a beautiful girl's face is one of the best feelings in the world. Of my 5 semi-serious to serious relationships, I've made sure to give each girl a massive facial atleast once or twice. Disguist, delight and everything in between has been the reaction. My wife will go for a big facial every so often, but only if she's in the right mood (drunk and feeling extra sl*tty).

But to me, nothing beats an "accidental" facial. For example, I once dated a sweet, incredibly fit, shy Christian girl. I'm very much an agnostic guy...but she was so cute I was willing to forgo the conversations around this stuff. Anyway, she was in college and I was recently out of it. She only had sex with one "boy" in her life before me...her highschool boyfriend who she thought she would marry. Now, 4 years later, she was beginning to question whether this "saving herself" thing was such a good idea...probably because she was horny as a rabbit. Not to mention, like, come on - the sex in HS definitely counts sweetie.

Anyway, we had sex one night (on her guy friend's bed at a party haha). She was incredibly tight and nervous. The sex wasn't good, but I pulled out and said "where do you want me to cum sweetie" ... she looked up at me nervously and said " on my tits." She was so scared that it was kind of adorable. I shot a load onto her little tits, and also hit her neck a bit...truly accidentally. Afterwards, I cleaned her up and we had a nice long talk about how sex was healthy...and being kinky and dirty is okay...as long as you're a good person (I know -- like talking to a child).

Anyway, the next time we had sex, she was MUCH more comfortable. I did things like gently grabbing her throat while fucking her, grabbing her by the ponytail while fucking her from behind, firmly grabbing her little tits....all things that clearly turned her on.

We were getting close to being done (or atleast I was, lol)....and I pulled her head back by her ponytail and said in her ear "where do you want me to cum this time baby?" She paused for a moment...and quietly said, "my tits again."

I kissed her, flipped her onto her stomach, and simply said "wrong answer." I proceeded to absolutely unload all over her face. She froze and looked shock and immediatly closed her eyes. It was an unbelievable amount, and not a single drop missed her face. Blasting her eyelids, her mouth, and her forehead.

When I finished...she didn't say a word. She just laid there....panting like a dog from being fucked so hard, in complete shock about what just happened. It was pretty obvious she didn't love cum, but she was clearly extremely turned on from the sex and she wasn't sure how to react. She literally had just made the decision to try having sex again the week prior, and was clearly not ready to go from good Christian girl to cum covered sl*t this quickly!

A kneeled over her, laughed, told her she looked gorgeous, and made sure to take the moment in. I knew this girl and I had no future...but I sat there and admired her beautiful, Christian face...dripping in cum. I then told her to wait on the bed. I got a bunch of TP from the bathroom and slowllyyyyy wiped her face off. Then I took her into the shower, washed her body, and made out with her more.

I ended up breaking her heart a few months later and gave her a few more facials in the meantime. But nothing came close to that first time. Whenever I see her on Facebook with her perfect little family...I remember that visual... her shocked, frozen face, with cum dripping off her nose and eyelids. Love women so much lol.

CCSC in 1980
 

Fooling around with a dorm mate (we lived on a co-ed floor). She was a virgin, no real experience. She wanted to try a BJ, so I was willing to help. While she tried really hard, I could tell she was worried that she was doing a good job. When I was ready to come, I warned her. She looked up at me, asked me what I said? It was too much for me and I covered her lower face with my load. I guess she was happy it wasn't in her mouth.

I took her virginity a few weeks later.

Opps!
 

I love to fuck my hubby and just as he is about to cum I like to stop and slide down and finish him off in my mouth. I love it when he cums in my mouth and I can swallow his load. It really gets me off!! Every once in a while I don't time it just right and get a face full of cum instead of in my mouth. I can usually get his cock in my mouth about halfway through him shooting all over my face so I can still finish him off in my mouth! It's kinda messy, but as long as I get my mouth full it's OK.

Wife has pretty much always told me that she was not up for facials. I did, very near the start of our relationship, cum on her face and she did in fact ask me to. But I think this was an early effort to impress me and ever since this one time she's vivaciously told me that, in spite of all the other disgusting acts I'm allowed to willingly perform on her, she is not a porn star and therfore I cannot cum on her face.

I was finishing myself off last night wanking myself off in front of her face with her licking the end of my shaft, and was planning directing the blast into her open mouth, which she'd completely fine with. But as I came, I missed. A big wodge of jiz shot out and splattered down the left side of her face, all across her cheek.... and as I looked down in panic I realised the world hadn't ended. She was aware of what had happened but calmly swalled what jizz I'd managed to get in her mouth, and then proceeded to lick and suck what was left on my dick. When she'd finished I apologised profusely. But she said it was all fine and she didn't mind at all. What it seemed she objected to was the full "porn star all over face running into eyes" type facial and didn't mind at all a bit of friendly fire in the heat of the moment. As I went down on her all I could think about was how the next accidental money shot will play out.

Got up to all sorts of mischief with my wife last night. One of which was another "accidental" facial where a huge squirr of cum splashed all down the side of her face. She said it was quite sexy, but didn't realise how much I'd shot all over her until she started wiping it off

My ex-gf had no problem at all taking facials; but one day we were getting ready to go hangout with some friends and we were in her moms kitchen (mom was gone) and we started fooling around. She got on her knees and started to take me in her mouth, it was a quick simple blowjob but towards the end as I was beginning to throb and get ready she pulled back to sneeze. At the moment she sneezed I came and shot all over the side of her face and down her shirt.

My wife (L) and I were having a quickie before heading out with her parents for dinner. L was mostly ready to go, and her hair and makeup were done, so we decided at the last minute to squeeze one in before taking off.

L didn't want me to cum in or on her, so the plan was to pull out, and she would flip around and finish me in her mouth. Easy enough... she could brush her teeth, and we would be out the door, lol. Well, our timing didn't work out as planned. I thought I was further away from cumming than she was, and as soon as she came, I felt it! I pulled out, and L didn't move to the catcher position... I said something like, "Hurry," and she snapped to it just in time to get blasted in the face and hair. She didn't even have her mouth open yet... literally moving in when I came.

L is notorious for running behind/being late, and my mother-in-law gave her an ear full about making us late for our dinner reservation. L wanted immunity from me every complaining about her making us late again, but I negotiated it down to 10 occurrences.

Very accidental. I had never given a guy a hand job before I met Jack, and it’s only been three other guys since we got married. I like to watch when guys orgasm, but wasn’t expecting to get hit in my face with what felt like a gallon of cum. I know it wasn’t a gallon, but I had his cum all over my face. I gasped, immediately let go of him, and got up trying to contain it from getting everywhere then went to the bathroom to clean up. I was a mess but feeling in the moment so I wiped my face with a finger and put some of his cum in my mouth, savored it and swallowed.

After cleaning up, I went back out to him apologizing for what happened. Turned out he always shoots hard and a lot of cum. I think he knew what was going to happen, but I didn’t tell him what I did.

self facial
 

My wife is a squirter and one night she got a self facial. We were having sex missionary and I had her legs pushed pretty far back. She was really juicy and had already squirted a few times so I was having fun. I pulled out, put my dick on her clit and started rubbing side to side. I could see her pussy start to open up and she was pushing out so I backed off to see the stream. When I did that her knees were almost hitting her shoulders and her pussy was pushed up and back toward her face. I didn't see her squirt hit her but she went from moaning with her mouth open to turning her head and squinting her eyes. It was then I noticed she had drops on her tits and her stomach.

My wife doesn't mind facials or cum in her mouth so no accidents or anything unplanned. I usually give her a "little tap" on her shoulders when I'm about to cum and then she "gets ready" by either sucking some more or let it cum on her face or tits... no biggie.

BUT, when it comes to "unplanned" I need to get back to my late teenage years. My (also late teenage) girlfriend was a experienced "handjobber" but 0 experience when it comes to blowjobs. Never did, never wanted to try but she found it interesting to look at the tip while giving handjobs... and most of the times when I was about to cum she heard my moaning and then let it spray on her tits...

Except that one time I tried to keep my moans silent but she still sort of felt it so it was not a full on facial but it did hit her chin, right under her mouth. I said "sorry", but I don't think she bought it.

titfuck led to accidential facial
 

My wife never really liked facials but she likes me to come on her boobs, ass or stomach.

Back when we were just recently dating one time when she had her period she suggested we could try a titfuck. She has beautiful C cup tits, as we found out they are maybe a bit too small for a proper titfuck because my dick was sliding out a lot. But I was super horny and it still felt really good. When I was about to come she pressed her boobs together very firm, eventually a bit too firm so my dick sled out and was now lying on top of her tits angled straight for her face.
I shot a huge load right on her face, out of surprise she opened her mouth and the second load flew straight in. Also some cum got into her hair. She was not really happy about it and said something like "next time I blow you and you come on my tits like usual"

Ex came to a job site.
 

I had broken up with my ex a year prior but still had contact, she is a skinny redhead with big boobs, huge for her frame, we kind of hated each other but still fucked because that was never a problem.
This would be about 17 years ago before everything was done online and I had gotten some of her mail that she needed. So I told her to come to jobsite that I was working on.
It was near the end if the day and I was the only guy left on the job, I was finishing some things up and doing busy work while waiting for her to arrive.
She showed up about 4:30, dressed for work, she was a front of the house restaurant manager so she was well dressed with a plunging neckline blouse to show off her huge tits. I was working in a bathroom that was mostly sheet rocked, the house was far from being livable and the home owners were no where in sight at the time.
I gave her the mail and we exchanged pleasantries. She asked who else was there and I told her it was just me. At that she pushed me back into the empty room and went for my belt buckle. Who was I to stop her?
She crouched down rather than kneel to not get herself dirty since she was going to work right after and proceeded to give me what was one of the best blowjobs she had ever given in the four plus years I had know her. Deep throating my cock, sloppy, aggressive sucking licking my balls really putting on a master class. This was true to her form, she always went above and beyond when there was an element of danger. For a solid 10 minutes shecwas an absolute cock hound and I was loving it.
She could sense I was nearly about to cum and she said "cum in my mouth not on my face, I have to go to work" which I was fine with, Leah loved cum, I must've cum on her face 1000 times. However, just as I was about to unload in her mouth, we both heard the front door open!
She jerked her head to look to see if anyone as there and I blew my load all over the side of her face, in her hair, eyebrows on her cheek and it ran down on to her shirt and her tits. It was a massive load. I tried not to laugh. Was she ever pissed.
Now the problem was, we heard people talking, the homeowners had stopped by yo see what progress was made.
Fuck.
I quickly buckled up my pants and put my tool belt back on and directed my cum covered big titted ex into a closet that still had a door on it and closed the door. Then went to talk to the owners.
As hard as I tried to get them out of there quickly, they were there for 15 to 20 minutes all while she was being silent dripping with my jazz in a closet. They offered to lock up but I said no I've got this and told them I had some more things to do before I left.
When they pulled out of the driveway I went and opened the closet door to see a laughing but very pissed off 25 year old cum encrusted woman standing in a closet. She had even more sperm on her than I originally thought.
Believe me the though crossed my mind to take a picture but she'd have put the claw of a hammer in my head.
There was no way she could go to work like this. It was everywhere. She wound up calling and saying she had a flat tire so she could go home and change. It was the my only and best accidental facial. Still makes me laugh

Last year we were (and still are) looking for a man to become a "regular" mfm member.
One of the three men we'd tried last year was quite promising. Dressed nicely, charming, good looks.
So after some chit chat and getting to know eachother, my wife and he started making out. He turned out to be reasonably well endowed, about 7 inch. so that was OK as well.

My wife sucked his cock. He returned the favor by licking her pussy. All was going well.
My wife put the condom on his cock, laid back and spreaded her legs.
He climbed on top of her, shoved his cock in one stroke all the way in and started fucking her.
About 2-3 minutes later he climbed off her, ripped off the condom while scooting next to her, and shot his load (and quite an amount it was) all over my wifes' face and hair.

My wife hate (yes realy hate) facials :eek:
He didn't became a regular... :rolleyes:

Her "DIRTY DOG" was nearly hit
 

Whilst at my house after another session of prodding her and making her sequel with joy, I had as usual held back as I wanted to cum on her now feeble limp body. I withdrew and I hover over her naked body . My knees either side of her so as to pin her torso, she could not and was not going to move far. She could only wiggle underneath me.

As I tugged my tool above her, she was complaining and said I could 'cum on her tits if I must' she was freighted and said she would hit me if I came on her face. She put a pillow over her head so that this was not a target and then allowed me to wank furiously. An anonymous pair of tits is good cum fodder but I now wanted to see the full theatrics of this cum hater so I moved the pillow. She was going to watch me cum all over her and glaze her sacred body with jets of my hot cleansing lotion.

I tugged harder and harder and deposited a moderate amount on her average size breasts (I've had bigger and smaller, but that's for another thread). She thought the amount I'd dropped was a lot and complained about the smell before calling me a "DIRTY DOG" or something. She even jokenly said that her husband must have left her as he wanted a woman who would swallow cum. (I know where he's coming from)

But I wasn't quiet finished, I knew that there was a small reserve, still left in my cannon, I kept jerking and a few spurts went upwards and hit the well of her neck. Bingo she now had a pearl necklace, I was nearly there in hitting the primary target of her face but also nearly spent and out of ammo. With one last effort I tugged to the last and one small final dropped I manged to milk out. Perhaps due to its size it travelled further and hit her forehead above her left eyebrow. It was a small amount of jizz perhaps the size of a few grains of rice. So enough for a facial but not enough that she didn't notice this small amount higher but just focused on her freshly gifted "pearl necklace" Finally I had cum on her face and the theatre and moaning she made with it was worth it, but this was just act one of my actress GF.

She was complaining that she wanted it wiping up. I did think for a minute to use her knickers but wanted my love juices to linger on her for longer so went down stairs to get some tissues. I could hear her screaming "it's horrid" and,"hurry up".

I took my time (I even briefly looked on Facebook) and then I returned with a huge roll of kitchen towel the first thing I did was wipe the window which had built up condensation due to our earlier steamy session. These actions of mine of courses were to the accompaniment of her moaning and clearly not appreciating the tasks associated with keeping a house in good order.

Once the house keeping was completed, I then reluctantly handing her a small piece of towel whilst I retained the larger roll, I looked at her and she had a face of thunder. In an effort to help her I did consider smearing and massaging my man goo all over her breasts, but she was clearly in a hurry and wanted my love lotion off her. So I took a large bit from the roll and smudged it all up and pushed the moist kitchen towel towards her nipples. She focused in the well of her throat were she clumsily sponged up the thoughtful pearl necklace she now had

With the excess drops all gone from her breasts and neck, she now rushed down stairs and got in the shower. As she left I noticed the small bead of cum was still on her forehead and pleasingly she had not yet spotted.

The stupid cow deserved that small drop on her forehead to linger on her, call it reward for her theatrics and fuss she had made.


So unlike another GF I had not been hit but I think the threats from S23 were higher and her hatred of a man's love juices excelled my former lover

One thing she had revealed of great importance was that she had fallen out with her husband over cum and this might be the nature of my exit too.