Didn't expect to hear that!
 

I've been thinking about trying this a out for a while. Over the various lockdowns with sometimes little to do, I've had a few mental 're-runs' of various times of my life and one recurrent thing is the things women have said to me - in a sexual context - that I really didn't see coming or expect to hear!!

Wondered if anyone else had any and felt like joining in?

A couple of examples:

About 30 years ago, I caught up with an ex. She'd been quite submissive and I'd introduced her to anal sex. We got talking and it became quite intimate again very easily and I asked her if there was anything she missed about us. Quick as you like she just said "Yes - anal sex"!! Jeez!!! I nearly fell off my seat!!

Another one was my one and only virgin when about three weeks into her new sex life with me, she spread herself naked on the bedroom floor and demanded "Do something dominant!!" Huh? Didn't see that one coming either!!

Over to you guys............

Mommy
 

I was fucking this chick’s brain out. Just mercilessly pounding her pussy. She was very vocal, but was just calling out “ordinary” things like “harder,” “more,” “don’t stop,” etc. She started to orgasm, and out of nowhere she cried out: “Mommy, help me!” It was so sexy I came immediately and filled her up (I was bare back).

Later I asked her what that meant and where that came from, and she said: “I have no idea. I never came hard that hard before.”

Fun idea!

This was email, but fits... "Bill Clinton used a cigar, what do you want to use on me?" or something to that effect.

Two female friends had come over for dinner, long story short, I have sex with one of them because she wanted some experience (the other was waiting in the living room watching TV) and after we finish she goes out to her friend and tells her she has to try it, it was great!... or something to that effect (I've written about this in another thread)

A chick who was in to me told me that a guy that liked her asked her to go to a love hotel, then told me that if somebody like me had asked her, she'd be happy to go, but not with him. Subtle!

"What do you want to do tonight?" The chick's reply, "I want you to use me as your toilet tonight." I sh#t you not.

A girl and I who were friends and sex friends were chatting about her birthday. I told her I was going to come over to her place and give her sex as her present (she'd only had sex a few times in her life and we'd just had it a few times at this point, so she was really up for it). She replied "I want doggie. I've never tried it."

A lass who liked me wanted to go to the zoo with me. I wasn't overly keen, but told her as a joke that I'd go if she showed me her tits at the hippo enclosure (there is a big bronze hippo statue that people often take their photo next to there). She agreed and sure enough she did it! unfortunately the photo is gone. No idea what happened to it.

"I wish you would suddenly just grab me in an elevator, push me up against the wall, pull down my panties and have sex with me." This chick wanted every sexual experience. We had some fun times.

These are just some of the ones I can remember at the moment. The memory hazes over the further away my 20s and early 30s get. I wish I'd kept a diary. I've mentioned this before, but anybody in their 20s or even 30s on here, keep a journal or diary of your sexual shenanigans. Otherwise you may forget some of the details or even entire events!

Another one from way back (I was 19 - 40 years!!) was when a mate and I dropped into a local pub late on to grab a last pint and there I found my ex-girlfriends sister-in-law.

I'd always fancied Margaret. She was about 20 years older than me, of Irish descent with flashing green eyes and flaming red hair - and she had a wonderful, sparky, feisty manner to match.

She spotted us, came over and dragged me onto the dance floor and although she was with one of my ex's sisters (and still married to her brother!) told me "I want you to take us home - and you're dropping HER off first......"!!!

That event started what was (and still is) one of the most honest relationships of my life. She just wanted sex - which was fine by me - and she was amazing!!

Apparently she'd always fancied me too! "I'd never let anything happen while you were with C.... - but you're not now!"

This thread sure stirs some memories. As a teen I had a crush on the girl, call her Sue, who was a bit aloof, I tried to get her to go out with me, but if I asked, she would give me this look like I was kidding myself. One night was were all at this party, we were nearing graduation and a lot of my friends drank too much, I didn't. I was driving this huge Plymouth land barge that could fit about 10 people, so I volunteered to get people home. At first I didn't even realize Sue was in the backseat until the first drop off, she moved to the front seat, she said she didn't drink much, just needed a ride home.

I knew where she lived, so I purposely engineered my route so she would be the last in the car, clever, no? When it was finally just the 2 of us, she was sitting against the passenger side door, in that Plymouth it must have been 20' away, just kidding. We were talking about next year, we were the only 2 in the class going to a small local college, as we talked she scooted closer, I asked her if the wanted to stop at this drive-in for ice cream, corny huh? I was surprised when she said that sounded good.

The drive-in not like most, it was just a big dark parking lot with a concession stand, you could either walk-up, or if you turned your headlights on a carhop would come out to get your order. Of course I parked in one of the darker areas and got some ice cream.

Sue wasn't exactly cuddled up to me, but we were getting there. Then she asked, "well I guess you finally got me alone, what are you going to do now?" I was kind of taken back by the question, she laughed then said what I didn't expect to hear, "I've always wanted to have my breasts kissed, you could start there". Damned if I didn't.

Once in college we became closer, never really BF/GF, but lots of fun when she got on BC.

Another was when we got our first B&W webcam. This was about 1997, my wife was not into computers, but I showed her this app called NetMeeting, It was mostly PG, I liked talking to people all over the world, I was showing it too my wife, she thought it was cool, but boring. Then I found there were more adult oriented area of Netmeeting, 99% it was guys trying to get woman to show skin or something sexual, go figure.

I called my wife over, I thought she might get a kick out of it, she was sitting next to me and I linked with some young Italian guy, as soon as he saw her he tried to get her to get undressed,, my wife was a little shocked, but asked me this was anonymous, I told her it was. She was being a little coy, I knew there was no way my wife was going do anything other than chat, her next words were the ones I didn't expect to hear, she said to Italian guy, "let me see your cock, if it's big and hard I'll show a little".

I thought "who is this woman?" Of course IG had his cock out in seconds, stroking it. My wife did a little strip tease, but before long she was nude too and they were masturbating for each other, my wife with the webcam almost in her pussy. I may as well been on Mars, she was paying zero attention to me, at least until IG asked if he could see my cock going inside her. That was my cue.

Shortly after she asked me to get a better quality color webcam, her internet sex sessions became a regular thing with guys from all over the world. I like it too because she always needed me as soon as she was finished with them. But then she asked me to show her how to connect, so she could have some solo fun. I had no problem with that. As an aside, this cooled off when one afternoon, evening in Europe, she he headphones on, her legs spread up on the desk, giving a live vibrator show to some English guy. Our bug guy has the key and alarm code if we aren't home, yep, he heard her talking so he went to my office where she was sitting. She lost interest, for a while.

Don't Be Shy
 

Not as amazing as some of you, but definitely a couple of "What?" moments for me.

Very short term thing with a girl who proved to be a bit psychotic. She pretty much had to chase me because I was never a skirt chaser anyway, and I was determined to be a gentleman at all times with my companions. She finally got me to my place and we had our first roll. I think we had another session, and sometime later we were just out and about and chatting and out of the blue she said, "something something something because you're killer in bed!" I guess I didn't realize that she was THAT happy with my performance! Or it might have been some kind of ego stroking bullshit, because she was full of BS as I found out rapidly. I think we lasted all of three weeks and then I didn't want anything more to do with her.

The other one, again pretty mild compared to some of you, was with my ex (who came along after the psycho). She liked anal sex but it wasn't such a regular thing for us. One Saturday we were doing chores around the house and I was trying to get her to come to bed (and she usually would comply). This time she rebuffed me fairly seriously- she really wanted to get the work done. :confused:

I was a little pouty after that and I did my chores in a bit of a snit, because I thought there wasn't going to be any sex that day at all. She finally finished her work and came to me with a big hug and a deep kiss and said, "Let's go get in the shower together (a favorite activity of mine). I need you to wash me extra good because when we get out I want you in my ass."

She always managed to show me that she wanted anal but never came right out and said anything like that before, and I don't think any time after that.

I was,about ready to go off to university. For summer work, I was doing chores/moving stuff for several neighborhood ladies, and actually wound up fucking 3 of them as well. One of them, Sue, was the most horney. I was working for her a couple of times per week, legitemat work that was quite taxing, but the work usually concluded in her bed.

Ome day, we were doing 69, and I observed her asshole "wink" during orgasms. I wound up touching, rubbing and penetrating her butt with my finger, when she said "I love butt sex, fuck me in the ass". I didn't have to be told twice, even though it was my first anal experience. With her providing instruction, I list my anal cherry to her. As for her, she did indeed love butt sex, even more than other ways to fuck/cum, and went from highly responsive and multiorgasmic, to absolutely crazy.

Theme
 

There's a clear anal theme developing here - for now anyway! I guess a lot more women are into it than might want to admit it!

Another of me ex's took me totally by surprise when she said ".....nobody has ever fucked my arse like you did - not before or since - and the way you held me........"

And I genuinely don't remember any more than that because I think either my ears fell off or my brain caved in!!

When I was in grad school, there was a big breasted girl who had the reputation of fucking most of the male faculty and students in our department. One of my good friends had been with her, and remarked that she gave great blow jobs. One day, she cane by my small office. The conversation drifted to whether another of my friends might be interested in her. I told her that he had just broken up with a gf and might be interested. She smiled, then said "and what about you?". I was nearing a breakup with my current gf, so I replied, "I could be had".

Within a minute we were making out, then she was blowing me (my friend was right, she was good), then fucking on my little desk.

I was on a trip to one of our offices. I had taken a colleague out for dinner. During dinner, she said to me "Did I ever tell you how much I like to suck cock?" Ended dinner as soon as possible and went back to my room. And she sure was good at it!

At a work function years ago, one of the CS (client service) girls who was thought to be a lesbian came up to me late in the evening. Both of us were pretty drunk (her more so) when out of the blue and in front of a couple of other guys, she says "I don't do cock, but I could suck your cock for the way you've made our jobs easier" (I used to build all the internal software systems in the company and had indeed made life for the CS staff a lot better).

Needless to say, the event ended and she took me back to her place a short walk up the road (under the pretense of smoking some weed) and she both sucked my cock and got pounded by it. We even hooked up after a later function and she had me fuck her arse. She was 100% crazy though.

Not something said, but done.
A lot tamer than the other stories, but they brought this to mind.

In our circle of friends in college, there was this fairly cute Trekkie girl named E...
We never had any personal relationship, she was just one of the people in and out of our literary magazine / weed dealership.

About a year after graduation, I stopped by to see a friend who was working for a printer. By chance, E was there.
I said hello, and she responded by giving me a huge hug and sticking her tongue halfway down my throat!
I was not expecting that!

Nothing else happened.

DR

Back to the anal theme for a moment - and I'll never forget this time though I can't remember the exact words - I was on my first night out with my current partner (so this is 32 years ago!). She was still married, I was still living with another, we'd been out with another couple, taken them home and found our way to a local nature reserve.

We'd been for a walk, got pretty 'physically engaged' on a bench and it was pretty obvious (I thought) where it was heading. I was laid back on the bench, she was semi-standing astride me with her dress lifted when she delicately explained to me that what she really wanted was anal "if that's ok?".

I guess the look on my face provided the right answer as she then duly impaled herself on my cock........!!!

She still loves it in her arse to this day!

Didn't expect to hear THAT !!
 

I was in the process of getting a divorce after 18 years of marriage. I have (had) a best friend (Bob) since we were 5 years old and we did everything together, school, sports, military (64-69), and fulltime union firefighters together (26 yrs).

One afternoon when my wife & I were discussing the terms of the divorce, she said:" by the way, I fucked Bob a couple times while you were at work. His dick is longer than yours but nearly as thick.". For sure, I didn't expect to hear that. She drank to much and fucked around, often leaving the kids home alone while I was working 24 hour shifts, which was the primary reason for the divorce.

Bob & I remained friends until his untimely death from agent orange complications. Bob told me she offered it and he accepted it. He also made sure she got home to the kids afterwards, which many of her boyfriends did not.

Nine years ago I'd started a thing with a submissive woman. We hadn't been together than long and certainly hadn't got anywhere near starting to explore the D/s side of things.

The first night we spent together was at hers we ended up having sex. Actually it was really nice - we were making love - not just fucking! She was very definitely one of the most beautiful women I've ever met, tall, dark and had THE most amazing boobs which I later discovered were 38GG!

Think Lady Sonia but without the silicone - ALL natural!

Anyway, as thing progressed, she got more and more excited, quite breathless and when she pulled me very close, I thought maybe she was about to pop then she whispered to me:

"I need to you to hurt me........"!!!!

Wasn't really in that zone at that point! Oops!!!

Oh that reminds me. A Japanese lass I dated got more and more fetishy each time we had sex. One time she asked me to slap her across the face as she was riding me. Not choke her, or push her face into the pillow/bed. I have no issues with light pain play as the wife loves it, stuff like nipple biting, choking, head pushing and butt slapping etc, but I just can't bring myself to slap a woman's face during sex. I did do it for my ex, but I got absolutely nothing out it and I couldn't bring myself to do it again. But that was okay because there were plenty of other things we enjoyed together!

Another lass: She wanted to come back to my place for the night, but I wasn't keen because the sex the past few times had been very bland and vanilla. I could get that with any number of chicks with bodies I preferred. Fun lass and very cool, but just not in my strike zone. So I told her the truth that I thought she was a little too vanilla and that I was looking for something a little more exciting. Her reply was, "I was only pretending to be a good girl. I'll do anything except insert non human objects inside me." Of course she came home with me that night!

One particular day - during my relationship with my first genuinely submissive partner - I got home to find the downstairs completely empty. Slightly strange because I knew she was in and I could hear movement upstairs.

As I started up the stairs, I heard the bathroom door click shut and C.... met me halfway down the stairs.

She looked fantastic! She had a lovely little figure that girls half her age would have envied (she was 37). She was wearing a tiny, yellow lycra crop top that stopped just under her tits, a very short, pleated navy tennis skirt (which I knew and loved!) and a pair of white ankle socks.

She also looked quite embarrassed!

"Jimmy's here" she quietly confessed. Jim was a friend, our hairdresser and had also been jointly responsible for C's first threesome with me!

"And?" I (sort of) demanded (not too seriously)......

"He said I was wearing too many clothes so I got changed"

!!!!!

"AND?" (this time a bit more firmly)

"I was going to let him spank me"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not sure how I contained myself at that point but I somehow managed!

"THEN WE'D BETTER NOT DISAPPOINT HIM!" I told her as Jim emerged from the bathroom. At which, I marched her back upstairs, put her over the end of the bed and we both gave her a dose of every spanking implement we had in our wardrobe, after which we then did everything to her that two men can do to a naked, submissive woman.

What a good girl!!!

Post orgasm
 

Something that wasn't spoken but was included in a text conversation this week where a particularly special lady was discussing her unusual propensity for orgasm and she dropped in:

"And then there's the ones I need to be fucked after because my internal muscles get so painful, it's the only way to release them"!!!

Happy to oblige Ma'am!!!!

May be is her
 

This was a few years back we were talking with a neighbor. Out of the blue she said they need to get her niece away from her husband because he was a sex manic. I don't think she gave much details, because I didn't remember any, but what she said stuck in the back of my mind. I had forgotten about it.

Few years later while looking through some sexy picture site, a face popped up that I thought I recognized. Reading the bio came up with a different name and a different part of the country. Hiding the true identity or a stage name of sort could be the reason. But her face looked familiar, then what my neighbor had said popped back up.

Was she her niece from many years ago? I studied the pictures with her features trying to remember what her niece looked like from so many years ago. We didn't meet her enough to remember what she was like years ago. I even pulled up her recent FB page trying to compare the faces. Her niece has since remarried with two kids, so I won't open up a possible can of worms trying to confirm what I found.

About 60% I think it was her. If it was her, then her first husband tried to get her into the adult entertainment business with a couple of photo shoots and test videos. She is a knockout from the pictures. I have them bookmarked but never reveal I came across them if is her or may be not.

At a party
 

A chick who liked me and wasn't getting enough attention from me threatened to go off and give another guy (a friend) a blowie. She was trying to make me jealous but I just kept telling her to go and do it... and finally she did! She came back and told me that she'd just given him a BJ. The bloke reappeared a few minutes later with a big grin on his face. a short while later he confessed to me what happened and hoped it was okay. It absolutely wasn't a problem for me. Even though I found her kinky and super fun, she wasn't exactly my type. But we really did enjoy doing she fun stuff together. So after she'd given him the BJ she got a little upset that I wasn't jealous (we weren't dating) because he was a friend of mine. She then started to threaten some more. It was summer and she had on a summer dress, so she told me she was going to take off her bra and panties for the rest of the party and she wouldn't be able to help it if others saw her tits or up her dress. Again I told her to do it. So she did! You can see the pattern here!

She was incredibly horny at this point and started to beg me for a blowjob because my mate wasn't kinky enough for her and she wasn't satisfied. She liked that we did kinky stuff. Finally I relented and we ended up in the front room of the apartment. The room was directly across the hall from the toilet. So it was hard to get in there and close the door otherwise it was blatantly obvious what was gonna happen. So as I'm in the doorway talking to a lass waiting for the toilet, my kinky friend starts giving me a blowjob from behind the door! To paint the picture: my body is up against the door and on one side is my kinky friend giving me a BJ and the other side waiting for the toilet is another lass who is chatting away to me oblivious that behind the door is a lass playing my bed flute. Looking back I wonder if the toilet lass knew what was going on? I don't think she did know as she was a little drunk.

But it doesn't finish there! I didn't shoot my load, so after the party is finished, myself, a female friend and kinky friend head back to our places which are all within 5 mins of each other. Kinky friend keeps telling me that she is naked underneath her dress (she's horny). So I turn to my other friend (who was also a sex friend, but very inexperienced) and asked her what she thinks kinky friend is wearing under her summer dress. She answered wrong and I told her. Then I told kinky friend to show us, which she did very quickly and laughed. This was happening outside sex friend's place. It's obvious that we were all horny at this point, so I started to dare kinky friend to do different things and the dares finally escalated to her coming inside and getting naked and masturbating for us. She agreed and my other friend agreed and so inside we went and kinky friend masturbated for us after being a little shy at first. We all had to get naked for her to do it! But we didn't have a threesome. My sex friend was too inexperienced for that. But she enjoyed watching kinky friend and asked her a lot of questions. Kinky friend and I then left and she gave me a blowjob in a dark street corner and that was that. She finally got what she wanted!

What a night! It was sexy, but it was also pure and just a lot of fun.

Sadly unfulfilled
 

Long ago when my current partner and I were on our 'hiatus' by the miracle of the internet, I hooked up with my first childhood girlfriend who I hadn't spoken to in 30-odd years! We chatted a lot and she suggested we meet and go out. We did this a couple of times and it became apparent that she was quite unhappily married.

I know it's obvious/stereotypical but yes, things got sexy and I ended up one night at hers while her bloke was working nights.

She'd really put some thought into the evening and was certainly 'dressed for the occasion' including lovely black stockings as I would later find out.

We talked, we kissed and we eventually adjourned to the bedroom and had lovely sex despite her psychotic dog trying to break the door down! She was exquisitely tight - even at 52 - and I mentioned this. "Well I had my kids by Caesarian so I've never been stretched......"!!!

Wow! Never thought of that one!!.

Anyway, we talked more afterwards and I gently mentioned that she'd been rather quiet 'during the proceedings'

"Oh I came while you were kissing me! I don't make a lot of noise"

WTF??!!! NEVER heard of that before. Obviously I only had her word for it but as I was about to leave, she then dropped in with "......and next time I want you to cum on my face - THEN you'll see what it does to me!"

DOUBLE WTF??!!!

Certainly didn't see that coming either and this is my childhood sweetheart talking!!!

Sadly I never saw her again. Some of the younger members of her family made a fuss about something on F/B so we had to cool it and then even more sadly, she became ill (sepsis) and died within two weeks. She was only a month older than me.

Oh what might have been.........!

I think the best for me was I had gone out on a few dates with this girl. She was really cute and sweet but we hadn't done anything physical yet. One night we go to the movies and were making out pretty good in there and some light touching. We get to the car and start making out again and out of nowhere she says "Can I suck your dick?" As if the answer might be no. But that wasn't even the best. Anyway she starts giving me a blowjob and after a little bit she looks up and me and says "Do you wanna cum on my face?" I mean it didn't take long after that I blew all over her face. She rubbed it and was done.

Similar story
 

Was dating a girl for a bit. We chatted mostly on the phone and met for drinks here and there. Anyway one night I’m driving her home and she tells me to drive to this park. We get there and she turns to me and says I really want to suck your cock. I’m not going to argue but we hadn’t done anything to this point. Well I oblige and pull my cock out and without hesitation she starts. I try and get at her boobs as they are nice firm c cups but she slapped my hand and said you either get to cum on my face or play with boobs but no finishing.

I took my hand away and let her continue. She then decided to swallow my load instead.

Well I never got at her boobs and she sucked my cock a few more times. She wasn’t a keeper so I never called her again.

Just a short one...
 

Something I remembered recently - prompted by another conversation. The day after a nice session with a lovely, submissive woman I was seeing several years ago. can't remember if I rang her of she rang me but we exchanged the usual pleasantries where I naturally asked "How are you?"

"A bit sore where you stretched me but other than that, fine"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not quite the average or typical answer I might have expected but then this was the woman who - on our first meeting - came back from a visit to the ladies and promptly stuffed her still very warm panties into my hand!

Didn't expect my wife to tell me she almost had an ENF moment
 

She said Steven, one of her past boyfriends, once almost caused her to have an ENF, just as she walked out in her swim suit to a group of others at a party. She was wearing a strapless one piece and he yanked it down, leaving her in her birthday suit as she opened a sliding glass door, and one more step forward, she would have become everyone's Playboy centerfold. Tits, ass, bush - everything on display. But she pulled back at the last minute and he laughed as she hit him a few times in the nude, before pulling her suit back up. I LIVE to learn about stuff like that!

Don't they know we live for little tidbits like that.

My wife is kind of strangely unaware on this idea. She's really smart about a lot of things, but she can't accept that her husband would want to learn about another man stripping her naked. Naturally it gets me hard as a rock, her nearly humiliated and punching him while totally nude and him laughing at her. Yes, we totally live for that!!

Remembered Another One
 

One of my exes was pretty vanilla in bed and barely orgasmic (one-and-done) but she sucked well and routinely swallowed. Also cute as a button with pretty nice tits. But never anything near anal nor getting cum on her.

One night I'm having a hard time finishing and I'm my back and she has her head laying on my stomach while she is stroking my hard cock. Suddenly she sort of half rolls back toward me so she can look at me over her shoulder. "I want you to shoot it in my face," she said quite matter-of-factly.

All I can add is that I got my finish quite rapidly after her declaration! And it never happened again.

My wife doesn't get it either.

She will talk about visiting her friends or whatever, and after asking more about the evening, she will casually mention some incredibly uncomfortable chairs on her friend's patio or something, then when I ask about the chairs (when we were planning our own patio) she will casually say, "The worst part was trying to get out of chairs in a skirt and flashing her husband. There was no other way to stand up". I will ask to hear more, and she is always, always surprised that I want to hear more. It's been 20 years or wanting to hear more, yet she still doesn't get it.

Or she will be wearing a shirt that shows off her bra or even more, and I will say how much I like that other people can see what I see, too. She will mention how when she was with so-and-so that she caught a husband or friend staring. I will ask why she didn't mention it, and she will say, "Because I didn't realize you want to hear that stuff." Again, it's been 20 years of me wanting to hear that stuff...

Those information doesn't age, woman! Inquiring mind wants to know. :D:D

Timing
 

I was working away - as I occasionally did - and at the time, having a thing with a very submissive woman who had some quite radical fantasies and desires. This particular morning I was on site with the local authority guys and some Police estates people - a whole group of us - as we were looking at replacing some equipment for them and my phone rang.

It was her number so I wandered away from the main group a little.

There was no introduction, no pleasantries - just a lot of very heavy breathing and some very drawn out, panted words:

"God.........I ........need........that..........fucking ............d*g..............NOW!!!"

And with that, she very audibly exploded into orgasm while I tried to make sure no-one else heard!!!

I knew she'd had some extreme fantasies and we'd talked about a lot but obviously something had got into her that morning!!

Didn't expect to hear that! Very difficult to concentrate for some time after too!!

While driving to Montana
 

One of the most memorable times I can think of was, I was dating this gal I met at dance class for a year. We had just started dating for a month, it was summer time and she wanted to visit her grandmother in Glacier park MT. She was a cute 31 year old slender woman who was kind of conservative, nice size D breasts well educated and not at all the type I would expected her to say to me next.

Anyway we were driving east on I-84 just past the Dalles in Oregon making idle talk along the way looking forward to our trip ahead, when all of a sudden she blurted out..."Oh I've just always wanted to do this" and proceeded to pull her shorts down and underwear and leaned back and started masturbating! Oh my god I didn't expect to hear that at all from her. I'm trying to drive while at the same time watching her rub her pussy, so fucking hot to see this gal that I would never expect to do this and with other cars along the road with us. This all happen so fast and without any warning, I couldn't believe my eyes! She came so hard with her feet on the dash, legs spread body shaking! I can still remember the color of shorts she was wearing that day, "tan"

My wife is very sexually reserved and never uses "bad" words at all. Years ago I was fingering her c*nt with three fingers and really giving her a workout. We were both naked and we were going to fuck. She was really enjoying the fingering as I was as deep as my fingers would go and I was feeling all around her cervix. Her head was rolling from side to side and her eyes rolling back into their sockets. What happened next was totally out of character for her and has never happened since. This is how it went -
Me - "You're enjoying this aren't you?
Her - "Mmmmmmm" (meaning yes!)
Me - "Is there anything else you'd like me to do?"
Her - "Mmmmmmm".
Me - "What? What would you like me to do? Tell me."
Her - "Fuck me." (I just about fell off the bed at that. I've never heard her use the f-word)
Me - "You want me to fuck you?
Her - "Mmmmmm yes."
Me - "Where do you want me to fuck you?"
Her - "You know.
Me - "Where? Tell me where."
Her - "In my c*nt." (again I just about fell off the bed).
Me - "Then tell me what you want."
Her - "Fuck me in my c*nt."
Being a good husband I always do as I'm told.

This just reminded me of a story my wife told me once. Before we got married she lived with her sister. I remember when we were dating she told me about a crazy thing that had happened to her the night before. She had sprayed hairspray all over her hair in the bathroom and some had ended up covering the big fluffy bathrobe she was wearing as well. Unfortunately she had also decided to light a candle in the bathroom and when her robe brushed up against it accidentally, the layer of hairspray on the robe ignited. She suddenly found herself wearing a flaming bathrobe. Panicking, she ran out of the bathroom pulling her robe off as she ran totally nude into the living room of their apartment...where her sister sat watching TV with her boyfriend. The boyfriend was very quickly kicked out of the room but my wife said he got an eyeful. Fun knowing some random guy we never see anymore has a funny memory of my wife running butt naked into the room while he sat there watching TV with her sister.

Amazed
 

Had a huge surprise last week when I had a night away with my new lady friend. She's clearly quite hyper-sensitive and has the most delightful (and to me, unusual) orgasms I've ever known. Rather than one huge explosion, she climbs to a point where I can then only liken it to throwing a lighted match into an open box of fireworks. She just comes repeatedly - and this can be for quite a long time - and even has delicious 'after-shocks' when we're not even 'doing anything'.

Anyway, this particular evening, I'd chosen to give her lovely tits and nipples some extra attention (they're gorgeous!) and I knew she'd got quite excited in the process so afterwards, I asked her "Do you think you could come from having your nipples played with?"

"Oh I just did - a few times"

BOOM!!!!

Surprised I didn't fall off the bed! I think she's a keeper!!

My wife is much like your friend. Once, standing behind her in a grocery store I talked her into an orgasm, by simply trlling her I am going to fuck her, and what I was going to do. Another time, sitting on the beach, I challenged her to see if she could cum just thinking about places we have fucked. It worked!

My wife can do that too.

I worked at a resort in Florida. There was a very hot employee that whenever she walked around the property she caused heads to turn. At the time I was about 50 years old, and I figured her to be in her late 30's.

She was at the time clock and asked me "do you think we can get together and get nasty". Of course I said yes. She asked me to meet her behind a local grocery store, because she said she loves to suck cock. I met her there and got a fabulous blow job.

We planned to get together at a local motel at a future date. She asked me what color panties I liked so she could wear them.

I told my manager about what she said and all he asked is "did you meet her behind the Publix grocery store". Seems he also went there with her.

She told me she loves to suck cock.

I was away for work for most of last week, first time since lockdowns arrived. When I got home on Friday evening, it was clear that mrs was horny! Great! So, once the kids were in bed, we waited a sensible few minutes until we were confident they were asleep and headed for our bedroom.

There's an online joke about how women stop sucking dick when they get married. Thankfully, this is not true in relation to my mrs! However, one thing she almost entirely did give up was swallowing after. She was never keen on it but, in my memory, would still do it once or twice a year, back-in-the-day. That's not the case any more though and, at the start of 2021, I'd guess it was coming up on five years without her once swallowing my cum.

This year has been different though and it's already happened twice! I mentioned this as part of dirty talk during kissing and clothes removing. What's rare is wonderful and she knows that too, so didn't mind me going on about it. We both knew it wasn't on the cards for last Friday - she definitely wanted to fuck and she almost always wants me to cum in her pussy then.

However, we hit a snag. Just after she got fully naked, I found something.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"Isn't that a tampon string?" I asked, pointing to the item in question. This is an issue on which I've been the one who has changed since our younger days. Not really into that now.

"Oh crap, I forgot about that!"

So, she'd had her period while I was away and was sure it would be all done before I got back. She'd put the tampon in that morning, just as a precaution and was sure it'd be clear.

"Give me a minute and I'll go take care of it" she said, before trotting off to the bathroom.

"I've got good news and bad news," she said when she returned.

"Bad news: it wasn't clear. Sorry!"

"Good news: I'm just about to swallow your cum for the third time this year."

Talking to an ex - one that really shouldn't BE an ex (she was quite wonderful but i was quite stupid!) when she 'casually' dropped into the conversation; "Nobody has EVEV fucked my arse the way you did! Not before or since. The way you held my hips..........."

Funny thing is, anal sex with her was so totally distracting/absorbing, I never had a second to actually think what I was doing, I was just an amazing thing we did several times.

She also told me I ate her pussy better than any woman she'd ever been with - and she'd had a few - "delightfully pansexual" she describes herself!

We still can't keep our hands off each other if we meet even now! Maybe that's telling me something?