Your wife's toys or other things inserted?
 

So what has your wife/girlfriend played with instead of your manhood? What has she let you watch her insert or let you insert?

When we were dating, she was always wanting to have sex. I had a little blue Chevy LUV pickup. Small interior and a bench seat. It had a 4 speed on the floor stick shift.

My wife Gina, was always wanting to park someplace and fool around. One night we just pulled off on the side of a country back road. Could not see any lights other than a bright moon and the lights inside the cab. She removed her pants and proceeded to fish my manhood out to give me a BJ. While she did, she fingered herself and got herself all worked up. She wanted me to slip over in the seat so she could sit in my lap but the room being so limited, it was like, not going to happen.

All the sudden, Gina moved the gear shit forward, held onto it and giggled. She told me she didn't need me anyway and positioned herself over the gearshift knob. I was so funny watching her lower herself over it and easing it up inside of her pussy. She rode that knob for several minutes and had the truck really rocking before she came with a gusher. Oh ya, it soaked everything. I teasingly began calling her Gear Shift Gina.

There has been other fun unsuspected toys but one most recently, like Friday night, brought back many memories.

My grandfather had willed me an 1945 MGTF car. I have worked on restoring it for several years. New everything including the leather seats. Gina and I took a long drive Friday night in it. Covertable top was down, warm outside. We ended up parking near a small lake at a state parking area looking out over the lake from a hill top. The next thing I knew, my wife was stripping off her clothes. Complete nudity. She was sitting on the covertable top cover behind the seat letting the moon light wash over her and feeling the breeze. Of course, I got to get her all worked up with some oral. She began giggling and asked if I remembered my little truck. I didn't say a word as she stood up in the seats, I opened the door and let her have room as I stepped out. She positioned herself over the leather long gear shift knob and began riding it. Wow, this knob was way much bigger than that little trucks. She was really getting into it too. Her breasts were bouncing up and down as she rode the knob. I pulled off my pants and stepped up on the door sill and let her gobble my cock down as she got off on that knob.

We finally left with me driving, dressed and her riding still naked and playing with her sore stretched out pussy. So now I guess I am going to have to replace the gearshift knob as her pussy stained it.

Still loved every minute of her displays.

I would not replace it - think of the memories as you sit at a traffic light - your hand on the gearshift, and the thoughts as you shift gears.

Off the top of my head I think my list is pretty standard: Dildos, vibes, veggies (in condoms, don't do so without!) and my wife's favourite - the beer bottle.

Got many a series of posed photos of the wife with various branded beer bottles in her pussy. She gets a kick out of it. She even makes sure the label is facing the camera and poses as best she can. Usually by this stage she's had a few orgasms so she's really into making sure it's a decent photo opp.

Can't post em, sorry.

Duran Duran,

Yes my wife has used beer bottles too until she got cut by a chip on the bottom of one. Veggies are her favorite. She doesn't use a condom over them but does wash them pretty good. Her favorite veggie comes in the fall. Those bumpy gourds. She just loves the bumps on them massaging her inside.

Another favorite believe it or not is a trailer hitch ball. Started out with a small one on my truck in our driveway at night. Of course as she got older, she moved her way up to a large one. I polished up a nice stainless one for her to enjoy and often out in a wilderness park, she will strip down and plant herself on one. Been caught a few times but she says it is all the more exciting when she gets caught.

Over a period of time we graduated from fingers and marker pens to bananas that I always ate afterwards. Then we had a chance to visit abroad and we bought about 10 vibs and dildos of different colours and sizes for her. A few are quite big and one is very small that we use in her ass. But her favourite is this viberator which she says is a perfect combination of size and girth for her. I believe this probably has fucked her more than me. 😜

talked my ex into sticking a wine bottle in her, made for a great pic n vid

hair brush handles
 

The hair brush handle is a classic! My wife confessed using one back in the day too. Another couple of ex girlfriends did so too. I guess sex toys were hard to get for young women then.

Currently my wife owns a couple of dildos (the rabbit classic one) and a few butt plugs/beads (Silicone, some with jewel). She enjoys the little jewel plugs a lot but only on special occasions. We have a few bigger ones that she's afraid to try yet, including a furry Fox or Cat Tail that's a bit larger on the plug side than she expected. We'll get there for sure! :rolleyes:

Donna
 

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things inserted
 

My wife has had a few things inserted inside her. The usual suspects of dildos, vibrators, a cucumber and even a Sprite can make the list but the most memorable was a beer bottle and the car gearshift.

We had been playing a game of seeing what would fit inside her roomy pussy so nothing was a surprise anymore. She had already sat on the gearshift and easily taken it inside her but she didn't ride it. A few months later we went back out to the car and she rode it like a dick, really getting into it and leaving her grool all over it. When I downloaded the video I took I noticed at the end she tried getting it in her ass. I was blown away. I didn't notice it while I was taking the video but when I asked her if she was really trying to get in in her ass she said she was. A couple of days later we went back out for an anal try with some lube and she this time she didn't stop riding it until her asshole stretched to take it all in.

The beer bottle came from us sitting around and drinking one night. She was only wearing a bath rode while we were sitting on the couch watching tv. She emptied a bottle and sat it on the table. I looked at it and asked her if she thought it would fit. She shrugged her shoulders and I went upstairs to get the lube. When I came back down the bottle was gone from the table, her legs were crossed and her bathrobe was closed. I must have had a puzzled look on my face because she looked at me, opened her robe and spread her legs. Sticking out of her pussy was the neck of the bottle and not much else. In the short time it took me to go upstairs and come back down she had taken the bottle and inserted it in her pussy big end first.

those are the 2 hottest, had an ex insert a bottle and send me a vid

all kinds
 

My wife has used vegetables mostly cucumbers. She's used a jawbreaker sucker that was hot. A beer bottle once and currently uses some sort of rolling pin

Sprite can
 

My wife's adventure with a Sprite can went above and beyond what I thought would happen. It started out as seeing if it would fit inside her pussy. I lubed the can and her pussy and she started working it in. She wiggled her hips and had the can at different angles and this went on for a little while. Right about the time I thought I had found something that wasn't going to fit in her she settled down and told me it was in. From looking at it I didn't really believe her so I started to run a finger at the top of her pussy hole but couldn't find any space so I started pushing the can inside more. After some initial resistance it started to easily sliding inside her so much so she started grabbing at the end to make sure it didn't go all the way in. I took a few pics of her with the can inside her and she let if fall out. I thought that was the end of it but instead she slid it back inside her stretched out pussy and started fucking herself with it. I took some video but then put the camera down and started licking her clit while she fucked herself, eventually adding a finger up her ass.

Unless you have a huge cock, tell us how it feels the next time you fuck her. I fucked a girl with the wettest pussy I ever felt and only felt 2 sides at a time!!

Interesting topic...! just a few things that she showed me having inside her pussy, or that she showed it to me in a video, or what she told me she had in her pussy:
- a large number of dildo's/vibrators
- bad dragon
- cucumber
- banana
- eggplant
- Pepsi bottle (I don't now how many fl.oz)
- bottles of shampoo/conditioners, different shapes, different sizes

I do have some nice girth but I can't compete with a Sprite can. Her pussy was so blown out I swear I could have tucked my balls inside her along with my dick but I found a way to get my nut. After, we both admitted we couldn't feel anything but it was fun anyway.

This toy
 

It was one of those playtime trying to see what fit inside to give her a stretch. I remember a ring stacking toy with a *nice* center post. Washed it well then went back to our bedroom where she was waiting for her surprise. At first she say 'No' because it was the kid's toy, but I managed talked her into trying it.

She was wet already since we were playing before I went searching for the bigger thing. Lubed it up then started to work it into her. Little by little she took the whole center pole down to the base. Her opening was stretched tight around it. She had to spread herself wide pulling on her knees to make room for the base plate to take it 'all in'.

Then I eased it out and pushed it back in until she came on it. She was gaping a little when I finally pull it out of her. She made me wash it three times before putting it back in the toy box. I bought her a bigger dildo about that size just in case she wanted a stretch again.

Just one vibrating dildo and a couple penis sleeves we have tried. But she's been opening up to more lately so there is hope for more experimentation.

The gearshift story reminds me of a friend of mine. We all drove hot rods / muscle cars back in the day, and mine needed a new shifter, the one that was in the car was so loose you couldn't tell if you were in gear or not. He had a nice Hurst shifter out of his previous car, but he had to keep the shift knob. He said his girlfriend wouldn't like him selling me the shifter, but would freak if he got rid of the knob, a white ball with the gear pattern on it. I guess I'm breaking a promise here because he made me swear I'd never tell, but he said he got her so worked up one night he got her to ride the gearshift. I was flabbergasted. He said he'd prove it, when she comes over he'll tell her he sold me the shifter and watch her reaction. Then he'd tell her he kept the knob. He was right. She was emotionally attached to that shifter. She was an absolutely gorgeous girl, skinny with big natural tits and a model's face. She was 18 then.

Really the only think I can think of beside your normal dildos, was a cucumber.

We have done something like this:
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/sho...n#pos t952664

A variety
 

Knew a naval aviator who loved to press her clit against the control stick of the jet she flew. Once she got to cruise altitude the stick's vibrations drove her crazy. When we got back down (literally) she'd buy the beers.

Also knew a group of women who, when on a boat would strip off and line up straddling the rail between their legs, and let the boat engine's vibrations set them off. A contest to see who could come the quickest.

And another who used a cucumber, but learned after a while to first peel it.

And another who would lie back and get her dog to lick her. She eventually learned that the dog could get more done by licking her from behind.

Does water count ??
 

Does it have to be an object inserted? Could it be the force of water passing between the woman's legs? Like water from a bathtub spout, showerhead ...

I am remembering when my wife was learning and trying to get up on a double set of water skies. Sitting in the water with her legs kind of opened, waiting for the boat to up on the skies. She was dragged behind the boat for a while before trying to stand up. She tried that several times before she finally was able to stand up on the skies.

In the meantime the water was rushing between her legs. My friend who was driving the boat made a joke saying she will be 'squeaky clean' for me. He didn't gun the boat very hard since she was a new skier and didn't want to yank the pull rope from her hands, but she must have felt the water rushing in between.

Now playing with this storyline forward. What if there was a bet for the loser go water skiing naked with doubles? The boat captain on purpose does go fast enough to let her stand up. That water would be rushing between legs without a bottom covering it up. How long would it take? Everyone in the boat just waiting to see if she would cum with the water dragging behind the boat. :D:D

Apart from this lot
 

Plenty of vibrators anal beads and the odd butt plug. In addition the occasional cucumber and banana

This magnificent item (Omar realistic) it is massive .
Other things..
Cucumber
Roll on deodorant

Insert here and here
 

From time to time I use reverse image searches to see where some of my posted pictures have ended up. There is one picture of her with a vibrator stuffed in her pussy and asshole with a third one she had on her clit.

This time the search engine found two hits. One was someone's web page with big pussy lips or big clit showing. The second one was someone talking about building websites. An example of adult websites. Her picture was part of the sample of what pictures one could see on those sites.

Check my album if you like to see that picture. The reverse engine search has gone cold lately with that search.

Various toys, bottles and items of food with the wife.

Bottles and golf club handle (8 iron) with an ex. ( and I still have the same set of clubs).

Items of food? Care to elaborate? :-)

Quoting my very own post here and adding some recent and less recent ahummm 'insertions':
- Lollypops
- Cuttlery like soup spoon and spatula
- handle of hair brush
- playing but medical grade speculum

And it seems this thread it not limited to just the pussy, so I'll include anal insertions as well:
- Butt plugs, many many different ones, different shapes and sizes
- Beer bottle (the small/drinking part)

My wife has a vibrating dildo she’s had a few years. She calls it “my friend” and claims she barely uses it. She says I use it on her more often than she does on herself.

She’s told me when she was younger she masturbated with her hairbrush handle. When she’d replace her hairbrush she would seek one out that had a round thick handle.

What was that?
 

See if we could revive this thread a bit.

The very first thing I found inserted in my wife was when she was just my girlfriend. We were out by the apartment complex pool with a bunch of friends. She said she was hot and that she was going to lie down in my apartment and if I wanted to join her. I told her I will in a bit, but stayed out much longer talking to our friends.

When I finally returned, I found a dark apartment and something flew off the bed when I opened the door. Strange, so I went to see what it was. In the corner, I found it was my rubber-coated play nunchucks. When I picked them up, they were moist and had her scent on them. Turning around I saw her naked on my bed. I asked her what's with the nunchucks which she wouldn't say at first but pressing further she finally said she was *playing with them since I took so long in coming back.

I had misread her "I'm hot" comment. It was actually "I'm horny and I need you in the apartment." She had an itch she needed to take care of. When I didn't return and her fingers couldn't do the job, she found the nunchucks to be a bit more substantial to use. She had not masturbated in front of me before so got embarrassed and threw them off the bed when she heard me opening the door.

I gave the moist nunchucks back to her and asked her to show me what she was doing with them. Reluctantly she showed me by plunging them back into her pussy. It was so sexy watching her fucking herself with the nunchucks. I watched for a while and then took over with the nunchucks until she came on them. Without letting her cool down, I took off my clothes and fucked her to her second orgasm. I believe her itch had been properly taken care of.

So the first toy I saw inserted was my rubber-coated play nunchucks. We did play with it a few more times before I bought her her first battery-powered vibrator with a rotating head and thrusting shaft. Her first real sex toys with more to follow.

PM me if you like this story as I may have more about the nunchucks she used.

This is going to sound really bazaar, but it’s 100 percent the truth. When I was married to my first wife, I once caught her shoving a crowbar in and out of her pussy.

Vibrating pussy
 

Bumping this thread with pictures. This is how I make a vibrating pussy to enjoy her. Imagine bumping the vibrating egg with the head of your cock. Good luck in trying to hold back. Anyone want to try her out? :D

Ha! My wife says same thing about me using it in her more than she does herself. Well, not true. I noticed that it seems to slightly change where it sits in the drawer she keeps it. Not sure why she thinks it matters how much she masturbates. I tell her that I do pretty much every day even though we still have sex often.

I think it’s real sexy when a woman masturbates, and at her age, 57, I’m glad she’s still got the fires burning. Many of my buddies complain their wives’ sex drive has disappeared

Her toy of choice is the original one I bought her. A pink vibrator that has a little bit of a soft feel on the outside and a little flexible (not hard plastic). It’s 8” total and fairly girthy. The amount she puts inside is a good representation of my size (6”). She calls it “my twin” and likes to talk about doing a threeway with my twin when she uses it in her pussy while sucking me.

Seeing her use it on herself is a huge thrill for me.

Haha, I do that too. A couple of our toys went from the box under my side of the bed to the bottom drawer of her nightstand. A regular check and replace the batteries inside. I snift it to see if she has washed it already, and when not, I wash it for her after a good snift first.

Hornyinde, have you tied a DP with your twin yet? It's amazing when you feel the vibrations coming through her walls in the other hole.

sl*t Girl
 

My wife has me fuck her with her big 10 inch fat rubber dildo 2 or 3 times a week. I wear a harness she bought for me that the huge rubber dick straps into. My little dick is securely locked in it tiny steel chastity cage. It bobbles back and fourth as I fuck her just below the huge black rubber dick. She says it's almost like I'm fucking her for real but that will never happen again. My tiny dick hurts so much as it tries to get hard in it's tiny steel cage as I watch her cum over and over on the rubber dick as I slam it deep in her pussy but my tiny tight steel dick cage won't even let it get slightly hard. When she's come enough she pushes me off her and I get to lick her pussy juice clean. She taste so good without other men's cum in it. That's the way it usually is because she' a bit of a sl*t.

She has had a variety of toys over the years, with more to come. In the early days there was a long finger like dildo that would have been good for pussy and anal insertion. She chose the pussy route which was fine for me. I keep trying to get something up her ar*e though. Never too late I say.

I tried my finger first then small toys followed. Perfect time was when I was eating her with a finger or two in her in her pussy, then move one of the two fingers.

I have not had that pleasure yet. My wife is very sexual and likes to roleplay fantasies, she’s wonderful. However, in all these years she’s never let me in her ass. Not a finger, tongue, cock, or a toy. Not complaining because with all else, she’s still lots of fun.

for her pleasure

A few from Amelia a few years ago... 61 at the time.

In the pink. A couple of photos from a successful session a few years ago. Toy and Finger.