Grand Auto Theft
 

Grand Auto Theft :rolleyes:

mo..
 

mo..

gotta love the bible in the background

A thick, sexy babe....a blow job in the car.....a perfect afternoon for me!!! :D

Hehehe... I think it goes nicely with the fact that 85% of girls giving blowjobs in these pictures (and this is a scientific fact, I did the research) have crosses around their necks. When you look at just photos of facials, the number of women wearing crosses climbs to 100%.

Believe It, or Not.

well I don´t believe it
 

see attached evidence....

Better and REAL evidence this time
 

DerChef, we all know how easy it is for people to photoshop things out of pictures these days.
In fact, I went and looked into my archives, and found the ACTUAL and ORIGINAL two photos of what you posted.

In one you can clearly see the cross necklace (that has been removed from your version) and the other one had cross earrings on, which I would still count as religious jewelry.

I present to you, Exhibit B in support of my case.

my learned friender sender
 

interesting evidence, I may have overlooked that the picture have been changed. It may have to do with the fact that my mind (and other parts of my body) was concerned with other things when looking at the pictures.

Out of court settlement ?

Settlement accepted
 

Accepted.

And for my part, sir, here is my lawyers fees. See attached.

Sorry to hijack your excellent thread, Norman. :)

Really
 

I have to say, the versions with the crosses look like the photoshopped versions to me. I mean, its very obvious with the earrings pic, as the crosses are way off color with the pic and there is no shadow. In the one with the hoops, the light shines off them perfectly. Since the necklace pic is not such a closeup, its harder to tell because it was done better, but looking at the first version you can see that the skin has not been touched up. I mean, the cross is laying exactly flush against the skin and it has only one dimension. Just my 2 cents.

Dude, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you clearly couldn't smell my sarcasm over the internet. :)

It is indeed an outrageous statement to say that 100% of any group of people have X in common, let alone all women receiving facials are wearing religious jewelry.

So, in effect, I have to admit that I was lying. *Hangs head low*

Then I was joking around with DerChef by quickly photoshopping crosses onto the two women's pics that he posted.

Take it or leave it, the joke's batteries were not included.

- Sender17 (aka Mark)

Sorry
 

Sorry about that, its late and its been a long day. Didn't catch the sarcasm, and no offense meant....just glad we can all enjoy the lovely ladies :D

heheheeee
 

you guys kill me .. hehehehe :D

guess that´s settled then
 

I have seen with great pleasure that at least some people surfing on the net and using this forum have a very fine sense of humour.

Sender I was really waiting for your reply and it was as witty as expected.


Btw: Powerkeeper what the hell is photoshop. I havent quite understood everything you wrote but I have the faint idea that you are trying to tell us that pics on the internet can be manipulated. That my dear friend cannot be true. Who would ever dream of faking pictures and what for ? *shaking his head in disbelief*

oh and my humble apologies to Master Bates for using his thread to make fun of each other, from what I have seen so far from you I have the feeling you will understand us

mint set. thanks

Love those car shots.
 

Many thanks.

:) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :)