What’s the best pick up line a girl has used on you?
 

Just recently a friend told me about a girl who propositioned him in a club one night.

She asked him. “How about coming back to my place and watch some porn on my flat screen mirror.”

Needless to say it worked.

But no matter how stupid or corny the girls pick up line is, as guys, were pretty much going to accept the offer.

Just thinking back on old conquests, after reading Everard’s thread. It reminds of a time back at University. My group of friends always hung out with the same group of girls. This one girl, I’ll call her Candy, was the alpha female, the leader of the girls. She knew the best dirty jokes and could drink me under the table. But she was also the most gorgeous girl I have ever met.

About 5 foot 4, beautiful face, shoulder length brown hair. Deep tan, B cup breasts and being a gym goer, she had the most beautifully toned legs and an ass so firm, you could bounce coins off it.

She use to wear really short shorts, that had great difficulty in confining her firm buttocks. I would happily walk behind her and be mesmerised by watching her undulating buttocks as she walked.

One night we were out at the pub, she was fairly quiet and reserved. Didn’t think much of it. During the evening, every time I looked over at her, she was staring at me. Our eyes would meet and I would be the first to turn away. Never in a million years did I think she would be interested in me. I was fairly sexually naive and not very self confident.

As the evening was coming to a close, she came up to me and said.

“ I’ve been waiting all night for you to make a move on me.”

I gulped and was wondering if I had misheard her.

I said “Excuse me.”

“ You heard me, well are you?”

I was just standing there, mouth open, in a state of shock. Luckily she was still smiling, it was a wicked mischievous smile.

“ Well if your not going to do it, I’ll make the first move.” She said.

“ Ahh, Ok.” I dumbly replied.

She continued

“ How would you feel about trying some Australian kissing?”

“What’s that?” I asked.

“Well it’s like French kissing but you go down under.”

With that we both cracked up laughing.

“Well, do you?” She asked innocently.

I just nodded my head. She grabbed my hand and led me to her car. We went back to her place.

I would love to say that I fucked her silly all night, but no, it didn’t happen, but I can happily say that she instructed me in the art of Australian Kissing.

So let us know the best and the worst pick up lines, a girl has used on you.

Thanks for mentioning my 'More Conquests' thread, I could use the traffic!

I don't remember a girl ever using a pick up line on me. I suppose the nearest I got was one night at my usual rock disco when a girl approached me and asked me to dance, then after a few minutes went off to dance with another guy. As I turned to go, her friend plonked herself right in my path so that I couldn't move, and said, "And who the hell are you, then?" thus rendering it impossible not to introduce myself.

Then Jenny, my last girlfriend who I promise I will write about in my MC thread sometime; on the day we met we were just engaged in conversation then she suddenly took out her phone and said, "I'll just give you my number." So I asked her why she wanted me to have her number and she said, "Because I'd like to see you again," so I suppose that was a pick up line.

The most stylish one I heard about, though, happened to a friend of mine. Again, we were at the rock disco and he got chatted up by a very attractive girl from New Zealand. At the end of the night she scribbled something on a piece of paper, folded it and stuffed it in his pocket as she was leaving. The next morning he remembered it and dug it out. It was a phone number followed by - "Karly, the gorgeous kiwi who swept me off my feet last night."

Gonna use this next weekend. Don't expect to get a bunk up out of it with the woman I'm going to use it on, mostly because she's a very good friend and colleague, but I expect to get a good laugh with it.

Of course, if it does go the other way.... :)

At a bar in Denver....
 

Sadly, I had a leg mangled in a car accident when I was in my 20's, and I have a decided limp. At a bar in downtown Denver, a beautiful girl sat beside me and began to talk. I was very pleasantly surprised but assumed she was a hooker looking for a john. She told me she worked as a paralegal, and was almost engaged but she had this one fixation that she could not shake. "I get off fucking amputees" she told me. Unfortunately, I still had my leg, although it was a mess.

She told me that her grandfather was an amputee from some war some time and she could get off having sex with amputees in a way that nothing else did. I asked if her boyfriend was an amputee and she said no, but he knew of her fixation. In the past, when she found an amputee, she had to take him out, undress him, play with his stump and hopefully have sex with him. I laughed and suggested she find a VA hospital and work there.

She was really attractive, damnit.

Attractive but not cut-your-leg-off attractive? :D

Not really a pick up line. But it was something she said to let me know of intentions.

So I met up with Candy the following night. The first thing she said to me was.

“Have you eaten you cinnamon toast today.”

“No.” I replied.”Why?”

She casually responded.”Oh, you can taste it in the sperm.”

She had the ability to say the most shocking things, while keeping an innocent look on her face. Which just made it incredibly so much hotter.

And yes she kept true to her word and I had my first experience of a girl swallowing my load that night.

My first apartment had a common balcony for the 4 units in our building. I had been there about a week and was sitting out on the balcony having a beer when the girl next door came out. We chatted a bit and she asked me if that was my GF she saw me with Saturday, I told her, no, just an friend who came to visit. She said, "the walls here are pretty thin, but if that's the way you treat your friends, you can count me in."

Now I don't know if you would call my pickup line or hers.

I was at a college town party and was behind the bar pouring drinks when a couple of Bettie's walk up and smile that smile.

So I say "How can I do ya for?"

They say in unison "Tequila Poppers and a couple of of hours if you can last."

My stupefied reply "Come Again" looking like and idiot.

Girls "Not Yet!"

Needless to say the double entendre had me off to a bedroom with the bottle of tequila. Oh to be 19 again when it would never go soft.

Pick up line?
 

She said, "I love sex" and "I love to give head." Afterward however, she claimed it was I who picked HER up! Go figure.

She was drunk, but
 

I met a woman for drinks one evening on the pretext that she wanted me to do some volunteer work with her. After about 5 glasses of wine she said to me, "I want to lick every part of your body!" Hmmm, unfortunately I am married and could not take her up on her offer. I still question that decision, ha.

"hello"

Exactly! What girl needs a pick-up line on a guy?

A pick up line a hot waitress used on me once.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?

You can't marmalade your cock down my throat.

"What the hell are you doing here"

was a gay bar I happened to end up in one night.
I was at the bar getting a drink. apparently it was obvious I did not belong.

ended up being a GREAT night with her and for months after..

My VP's secretary passed my desk and dropped a note on it along with a very wet wad of toilet paper - the note read "this is how wet my pussy gets when I think about you" - had a great musky pussy aroma!

Not the best..but the cutest.
 

First this long time friend finally admitted she was "attracted to me in an awful way" (awful?) and asked what we could do about it. I was so stunned by the revelation I actually asked for a moment to think and talk about it. She said "Couldn't we think lying down?" As lovers, we were good for about two weeks. It was one of those flings that eventually ruined a friendship, but she gave great blow jobs and always had a super sense of humor.

Another classic line that has stuck with me...when I was in my teens I was very hot on a milf that I thought felt something too. Young and inexperienced, I kept touching her in small tentative gestures, trying to test the sexual waters. Finally, she said: "If you want something...don't scratch like a chicken. Ask for it like a man." That bit of barnyard wisdom stuck with me through the years and has served me well. By the way, after laughing at myself, I regrouped and asked like a man...and she said thanks, but no thanks. Damn!

The best
 

Years ago in my single days i had a lot of close female friends. As well as the odd sexual experience with them, i often ended up having one night stands with some of their friends. There is one occasion ill never forget, one of the girls had a birthday night out and had invited all her old uni mates. One of them (Rachel) took an instant liking to me and was being very obvious and flirty. On the taxi ride into Town she sat next to me and whispered in my ear "you look like you have a big dick" and proceeded to start rubbing me through my trousers. When i got the inevitable boner she announced to the rest of the girls in the taxi that she was right and i did indeed have a big dick (her words, not mine lol).

At that point i was ready to turn tbe car home and take her back to mine but she insisted in stringing me along all night until we finally stumbled back to mine about 3am! That was the longest foreplay session of my life and probably tge longest ive ever been hard!!

All a pretty girl has to do is come up to me and smile and say. “Hi.”

I immediately interpret that as “Hi, I have a vagina.”

Talking about this topic with a mate. He related the best one he had used on him.

He was getting on pretty well with this girl at a club one night,when she said to him.

“I have a really interesting ceiling in my bedroom, want to come back to my place and check it out?”

Being a gentleman he did.

Top 3
 

"You look like a great big teddy bear...can I grind your stuffing out?"

"Hi, names (redacted) but everyone calls me Trouble...feel like getting in a lil trouble?"

But my favorite because how unseemly it was being genderswapped.

" Fuck my face if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Achmed"

The best one I ever heard was in a disco in college from a girl who was so good-looking and dressed to the nines, that she was virtually unapproachable. Those guys who DID try, failed. We watched her shoot down guy after guy.

After dancing with several different girls and downing enough liquid courage, I took my shot and asked her to dance.

She said, "It's about time you got to me."

Game. Set. Match.

At a party in college.
 

She approached me "There is a party in my mouth, are you comming?"

That's all I needed..........

I was chatting with this woman at a party, I had just met her, I complimented her on her sexy high heels that had wrap around leather straps almost to her knees, she said "well, everyone talks about the leather, but no one does anything about it".

We became very good friends.

Well, certainly the sexiest was not a line so much as an action.

I was at a white table cloth sort of night club with a co-worker -Sandy- and a friend of hers. I had no expectations of my co-worker -it was not what one would have called a date. In talking with a group of people at work about the club I had mentioned that I liked the group playing there that week but had never been there and she said that she and a friend were going there to hear the entertainer that evening and I was welcome to come along. I met them there. It truly was nothing like a date.

It was a pleasant evening of music and casual conversation. An hour or so into he show, my balls were suddenly being massaged from my right side, where the friend sat. I looked over at her and she smiled and as she jacked m now hard dick through m pants.

she picked me up without saying a word!

me
 

At a bar:
She: do you have a light?
Me: Sorry, I don’t smoke.
She: Neither do I.

At a youth hostil in London while talking to a student visiting from France:

Long pause.. “I just love the way you Americans speak English.”

In her seductive French accent no less... ;)

"Let's make love, not tea".

When: the Bill Clinton era when all his shenanigans were coming to light

Lass asked me at a party, "Clinton used a cigar, what would you like to use on me?"
I told her, "Something more healthy, a carrot..."

We became sex friends for a good while and had a heap of fun as she wanted to try a lot of things she hadn't up until that point.

Oh Yes !!!
 

"Come with me" as she walks into her bedroom after having dinner at her apartment. :D

My pick up line
 

I know this thread is pickup lines girls have used on you but my favourite pick up line that almost always made a girl laugh and be interested in me was as follows
I would walk up to them and say how about a beer and a fuck, when they said no I would have a blank look on my face and ask them why they did not drink beer

A friend of mine said to me while going into a club ... 'I really feel like sex tonight'

My response: 'i will take you home if you like'.

I fucked her for a couple of hours and went home...

Many years ago.
 

I was in a bad accident and wore a full leg cast with a walking boot after it had heeled a few weeks, with crutches.

At a bar in NYC a lovely girl sat beside me and asked if I had lost a leg. I said no, it was just badly mangled. She said that she just plain lost it for amputees and couldn't help herself. She looked great!

Great Line
 

Once, I visited a local bakery to get a cookie after lunch. There was a very attractive girl behind the counter. She asked me how I was doing.

I replied: "Good, but my back has been a little stiff lately."

She waived her hands in the middle of her body and said, "maybe there is a blockage in this part of your body to need to get rid of."

I was married, so I just had a big laugh but didn't follow up on it.

My mother worked with this girl, Rose, who, according to my her, had a crush on me, let's just say mom didn't approve of some of Rose's life choices. At the time I had a serious GF and Rose wasn't my type, she was a little rough around the edges, today Rose would have tats, piercings and dress in black.

My mother didn't drive, I went to pick her up one afternoon and I had to wait because she was in a meeting. I was sitting there just chatting with Rose, she looked around to see if anyone could hear her then said "I know you have a cute little preppy girlfriend, but if you go out with me I'll take you places she's never heard of."

Even at 18 I knew a cheesy line from a bad movie when I heard one, but Rose had me stammering like a 5th grader. No, I never went out with her, the preppy GF was pretty hot too, but I sure thought about it.

Two short lines from women that worked on me
 

Two short lines from women that worked on me

Sonya, a Czech women I was talking to late one night after a concert asked
"Do you like dogs?" and seeing my suprise she added "because there will be one sleeping on your floor tonight"
That night Sonya's dog slept on my floor and Sonya in my bed - just that one time

I was sitting late one night with a georgous Australian Woman smoking a joint with Ian Dury's "Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll" was playing on the stereo.
She looked directly at me and said "Well we got the drugs and the rock and roll....."
Hint taken, clothes off

At an art gallery
 

Many years ago my husband and I were invited to one of my best friends first art showing.
We had had an argument about going and at the time my hubby was kinda judgmental about the type of people who went to art galleries (thankfully he has grown up).

At the showing he loudly expressed that he didn't understand some of the paintings and asked why anyone would want to buy them. Being supportive of my friend I told him to stop being a jerk and not wanting him to upset my friend at her first showing told him to wait for me at a pub around the corner.
He barely lost a second in leaving.

Before the door had even closed, a woman in her mid thirties gave me a hug and said "With a man like that I would try switching to women. Do you want to try?"

She was the desert after dinner in her bed ... and she was VERY good.