what strange things has your woman used to masterbate with ?
 

When married to my first wife I came home one time and she was on the bed with fishnet stalkings on with her legs wide spread useing a crowbar on herself. It was strange, but she was always a bit out there.

"I like the shape"
 

Once, when my wife was looking at my cologne bottles she remarked "I like the shape." I used the cologne at a later time and could understand why the cap had so much residue under it. Later she let me in on the fact that she had been "using" it.

My knee. I wasn't in the mood for sex but my wife was horny. She started blowing me but it wasn't going anywhere. Limp dick syndrome.

Out of frustration she sat up, grabbed my leg and started grinding on my patella, using it like a sybian. Weird. When she came she just rolled over and ignored me.

She could be passive-agressive that way.

try this one ladies
 

use face cloth to cushion and hit the right spot..awesome awesome climaxes!!

I guess she must have had a very tight pussy :D

Years ago had a GF who was horny pretty much all of the time. At some point we had a discussion about how she took care of things when she was alone. At first she said she did nothing, but after a while admitted she would masterbate. Of course, asked for details... She finally said she had used her bedpost since she was in jr high school and would just grind on that. Asked her to show me, and after some cajoling she did, fully clothed wearing corduroy pants, start pushing herself against the footboard post on her bed. No real movement, just pressing. After a couple minutes her breathing increased, held her breath for a couple seconds and it was over. I said "that was it??" being dissapointed there were no screams of passion or anything more overt, and she said yep, that's it. Fortunately, she was much more animated when we were in bed [or wherever] together. ;)

Holly
 

Not really strange but I have a video of my wife using her can of hairspray to get herself to orgasm. I will attach it later

The picture won't come up on my computer. Can you please repost?

Holly
 

My wife with her hairspray can as promised

what number grit was she using? lol :-) gets rid of the stubble too

She’s used a banana a few times. Sharpie markers here or there. Her #1 favorite (and mine) is lollipops. I’ll never forget coming home one day and she reaches up under her skirt and pulls out a lollipop and says “I’ve been working on his one for a few minutes...” gave the lollipop an interesting taste and her pussy had a nice flavor to it too

Sprite can
 

My wife and I have tried putting many things in her pussy over the years just to see if they would fit and either I fucked her with them or asked her to fuck them....all except the Sprite can. With a little lube and some work she got the Sprite can to slide inside her. I took a video of her working it in and a few pics of her in different positions but she was apprehensive of letting it out of her grip and having it slide all the way inside her and possibly losing it. The last pic I took of her was in doggy with the can about half way out. When she turned back onto her back I noticed instead of taking it out and being done with it like every other object in the past she started to slowly fuck herself with it. I grabbed the camera and started shooting more video. Even after I put the camera down she was still fucking it so I licked her clit and fingered her ass while she did.

Good thread, found some pix
 

I enjoyed reading this thread, sort of went down Memory Lane with the pictures of the two of us over the years and decided to get a sampling of all the odd stuff she used to get off. Cucumbers, beer bottles, a funny little plastic thing that's supposed to sit on a woman's shelf to hold bracelets (I think), a hairbrush, a Bingo dauber when we'd drive to Nevada, even the gear shifter from our old Pathfinder. Then I realized, and should've learned already, that this isn't the Hardcore section and I can't upload any of it.

Does anyone know if there's a "Show us!" thread in the HC section with this same subject? As always, I appreciate OCC.

A crowbar? What a coincidence..
 

..... I have to use a crowbar to get my missus to open her legs...:) that or my credit card work best.

Objects mssturbation
 

She’s used a large English cucumber and a vodka bottle

Insertions
 

A cucumber, then we had it in our salad with dinner. A banana while at work. A champagne bottle (full) then we had mimosas with the left over champagne. Lastly, a Havana Honey cigar, she lost a football game bet with a co-worker. So I fucked her with it, then we put it back in the wrapper and she presented it to him.

Toys
 

Banana, cucumber, hammer handle, screwdriver handle, kendo stick, hairbrush, soda bottle, electric toothbrush

you name it, she tried it: soda bottle, soda can, hairbrush, toothbrush, different kinds of fruits/vegetables, dildo, vibrator, buttplug, pretty much everything.

Friend of a freinds wife apparently did a cucumber then served it up later to a gathering of freinds without them knowing

Personally I am not a fan of cucumbers but I made an exception in this case.

So was/is she hot?

Sadly i have no idea. The story was told to me by a friend, i have never met those involved.

Ok, for the sake of being a "glass half full" kind of guy, I am going to assume she looked like Raquel Welch and Farrah Fawcett put together.;)

I think it's the standard stuff for Barbarella -- Eggplant/aubergine, cucumber, banana, carrot, various beer bottles after they have been emptied and dildos & vibrators. I have never actually asked her if she's used anything previously or by herself. I've now had my interest piqued and shall enquire...

The black and Decker seems like an interesting idea, and seems like it would give a different sensation to the magic wand style massager. I've never tried an electric toothbrush, I have an old one and should try it.

I'm not interested in trying a hairbrush. That seems more for girls/women to use themselves when they are young or alone. A thick sharpie might be interesting.

Hopefully some more interesting items appear in the this thread to give us some 2018 goals!

Black & Decker
 

Going to the hardware store will never be the same

My wife once
 

masturbated with a sambucca bottle pushed as far up as she could comfortably take :)

An ex...
 

Had a small rectangular personal massager...I actually think it was for carpal tunnel treatment or something. It ran off 2AA batteries, and had seen some abuse. She started masturbating fairly early, and found out that this little machine made things much easier. She broke off the battery door, but soldiered on, taping the batteries in place. I think her parents knew, but were unwilling to confront her about masturbation.

Ex
 

Its hard to get dildos in India. She has used cucumber, bananas, brinjal, mobile phone, tv remote control, wooden roti roller

Probably ho-hum
 

My current wife is pretty close-mouthed about her previous sex life but did confess to considering the cucumber during her single years (raising two kids). Since she's mentioned it, unprompted, a couple of times it makes me think she actually probably did. She also fantasizes about big cocks. Wouldn't be a bit surprised.

My last wife confided that in her younger days she'd often used the toilet paper spindle - she basically can't cum with being penetrated in some way. During our marriage she masturbated several times in the lavatory at her work. I can only imagine that the spindles there got involved. :D

Door knob?
 

I never saw it, but my ex told me she had used the doorknob on the bedroom door...apparently it was just the right height to rub on... and get off.......

Girlfriend of mine used a guy in her class at university a few times :mad:

Back in our college days my wife then girlfriend would use a bundle of 3/4 inch candles, when she would get horny when I was not available. She was very embarrassed when I walked in on her. She would also use the bath tub spigot when we moved into a Condo.

Funny situation
 

My fiance has done this too. I enjoyed the show. She wouldn't let him fuck her, but she got him hard then literally used his hard cock to rub up and down between her lips and over her clit until she had a massive orgasm.

Then she repayed the favor by sucking him off.

Still thinking
 

I asked my wife this question last night. She said she would have to think on it, but off the top of her head she mentioned various cans of lady products. ("Hair spray cans, shave gel cans...)

you name it
 

hmmm. where to start. assortment of vibrators and dildoes, wine cooler bottle, shampoo bottle, cucumbers, zucchini, banana, bottle water, hairbrush, electric toothbrush, back massager (her fave), lotion bottle, stick shift, bedpost, shower head, tub faucet, heck, anything she can find to fill her pussy.

she loves the handle of the lawn mower. I saw it a couple of times!

Lyve, really, the stick shift?

Emma.
 

I once fucked her arse with a candle whilst licking her clit.

The candle then went back in its holder on the mantelpiece next to our wedding pic.

People have asked why we never light it, probably because she might want it up her bum again!

Stacking Toy
 

One night while we were playing around, I was looking for something to give her a good stretch. I checked the vegetable drawer but nothing was at the size I was looking for. Returning to bedroom I spotted something in the corner. It was one of the kid's stacking toy. Small rings stacked on top of larger rings on a center shaft that was narrow on top and wide at the bottom. I took the rings off and washed the center shaft off really well. It had the taper shape I was looking for with about 7" or 8" length. With that in hand, I returned to the bedroom.

At first the wife said 'NO' because it was the kids toy. With a little persuasion (sucking on her pussy and clit), She let me lubed it up and gently inserted it into her c*nt. In and out it went. Deeper and deeper opening her c*nt each time. Little by little she took it in until the base plate was rubbing on her clit. Once she was use to it, I was able to use full strokes, pulling it back almost out and pushing it back in, watching her c*nt hole expand to accept it. In and out until she exploded with her climax. She was gaping open when I removed the toy.

I believe this toy was much thicker than the vibrator we had at the time. She made me washed it really really well before putting it back in the kid's toy box. I kinda remember using it again a couple more times, before getting her a dildo of similar dimension.

Mrs. HedoRocks
 

A few years ago I was on a business trip, and was Skyping my wife back home. She was getting me worked up. We have a toy box with a lock on it, but somehow I had the key with me, on my key ring. She improvised and pulled a cucumber out of the fridge. Attaching a couple of Skype captures I took. Sorry for the horrible quality.

A LONG time ago I had a girlfriend who used a drumstick to get off. I am a drummer, so I had some lying around. That was a fun night as well.

Not quite a set of drumsticks. but found the wife (girlfriend then) was masturbating with my rubber-coated play nunchucks. She had an itch and that was what she found handy in my apartment at the time.

I was surprised she was sad when I gave them away to some friend's kid to play with. She hadn't played with those for a long time, since I had bought her a few sexy toys by then ... but she remembered.

We also used some vegetables. Sometimes she gives me funny looks and mouths 'no' when we are at the produce section. That, of course, starts me picking up the banana squash, cucumbers, zucchini, bananas ... until she chases me out of that section of the market.

Adding to the list would be beer, wine and champagne bottles ... fun to remember what had visited inside of her. :D