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Those glorious pussies I've had
Inspired by the 2300 page Erotic Novel “My secret Life” by a Victorian gentleman called “Walter”, I thought I would try and do something similar and catalogue some of my own conquests in a kind of blog.
I might write a fuller account of all those encounters and liaisons that I have had over the years in another thread. However for now I will focus on the much shorter task of describing some of the amazing pussies that I have seen, touched and tasted. I will also try and rank them according to my own preferences as to what makes the perfect pussy. Moreover where I was lucky enough to gift a climax to the lady in question, I have described their orgasm and moments of pleasure too. By all means leave a comment about my own adventures, but can I kindly ask that if you have your own stories then you write them on another thread? |
How did I go about putting them in an order ?
For my ranking the categories are as follows and go from highest and most desirable to the lowest
Places like names have also been anonymised and partially appear as CAPITALS. |
A bit like Christmas, full of excitment and anticipation.
Before starting with the details of my favourites, I will dwell on the thoughts I have in the few hours and minutes before I am likely to be having sex with a lady for the first time. From a woman’s figure you can often get a good idea of the boob size, will they be more than a handful are they saggy etc. The length of the legs is obvious but what is downstairs is often be a complete mystery unless you happen to meet for the first time on a beach and she is wearing a very tight and wet bikini.
Don’t get me wrong a camel toe can be great when you get to know someone, it draws your focus and reminds you of what’s on offer but for the first time I like it to be the same as Christmas, full of excitement and anticipation. When you first see your presents under the tree do you size them up and feel the packaging before hand, waiting for premission to open them, or do you just unwrap quickly and just dive in. The way your present is wrapped can also be as special as what’s inside. Ideally for a new lady, I like to get a lady topless and play with the puppies for a little bit so that extra distraction is then out of the way. When I have had my fill on these I can then can put my full attention to her love jewel . How has it been wrapped, is it all covered up with lacy ribbons and bows in shades of pink and red. Will it be dressed up in a simple pair of patterned panties or maybe there will just be lightly covered with a small thong similar to a present just been left under the tree with a small label tied on with fine twine. With luck it will not be a big faded pair of the Bridget Jones Sunday knickers. A saggy dull grey pair of these is akin to a badly wrapped gift bundled inside brown paper with bits hanging out of the wrapper. This last package is not what you really want to see on Christmas morning when you delve into the stocking. When the wrapping has been evaluated , linger for longer outside ( common on you have all gently squeezed and prodded those wrapped boxes in the hope of trying to work out what’s inside?). Still above her panties , I will brush my fingers over her mound to see if there is any sort of wiry resistance from below . Then gently I take gradual dips into the top of her knickers with a couple of fingers. Slowly dipping further and further down, the longer and lower I can dip before coming across some hair , the more excitement I feel. Whilst she is still partially clothed I may also dip in from the sides of her underwear and size up her channel, if you are lucky you can hit the mark without touching any possible pubes and so keep the suspense of what sort of rug may be gifted to you . Most often the pants are then slowly pealed off and I get my first full view of her glory. A long session or oral sex is then often the order of the day for sizing up the lips and cliterous, no need to rush |
Category 1: The fully shaved cat, with piercing or permanent tattoo.
No pussy I have encountered has so far fallen into this group. It is the holy grail for me and one day I may have to fix this and make it happen. However I may need to join the swingers scene or pay for this. At the moment I’m happy with the way things are going, there is plenty of pussy out there for me.
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Category 2 Fully shaved (or waxed)
A full wax is of course better than a shave as the stubble does not come back as quickly. I'm lucky to have had 3 women in this category who have cast their spell on me with their naked charms.
Lady number 1 in my novel pussy index J11, I only had her once, but she was the first fully shaved one that I had seen. I would not see her again and so I never knew her as a hairy women. Thus she beats the gorgeous N20 on a technicality as I would always see J11 as a smooth goddess, rather like some of those classic works of art such as “Leda and the swan” by Francois Boucher . So she scores very highly in the way that I’m scoring. We met in CAM when I was in my early twenties and had just started work, it was at one of the famous TRd parties of the early 90s . These were very drunken affairs, but sadly in a time prior to digital cameras. J11 had been invited along by her mate (and my house mate) LtS . It was LtS who I was really after and I had been for some time due to her large tits and a to die for accent . However fate played a hand as J11 grabbed my cock in the middle of the dance floor. Not wanting to be shown up in front of my mates any longer than necessary I took her to my room so that I could quickly remove her tight black body con dress that could not really hide much of her rolls of fat. Her boobs were bigger than LtS ’s and easily popped out. In our keenness and during the intensity of undressing her stockings and black lace knickers were unceremoniously rolled down and discarded in a crumpled untidy heap on the floor . The sight I then saw made me forgot about the unsubtle and hurried unwrapping as I was greeted with my first fully exposed and hairless pussy. I suspect that she waxed as there appeared to be no stubble and she was smooth to lick. The outer lips of her “delight” were not massive and these easily rolled back to expose the inner lips. From what I remember of my drunken state 20 years on she had short pink inner lips. I did lick her out intensely . In part I was just too drunk to ask about contraception so I smothered her in tooth paste and licked her all over. I did linger on the top of her left inner thigh and gave her a love bite which then bruised . She later told LtS , who in turn told me, I wonder if she showed it off to LtS too? Although we were both drunk, I was still in the mood to party so left J11 to dose , or so I thought….? My bedroom was next to the bathroom along way from the main party rooms . She probably thought it was safe to quickly sneak from boudoir to the loo without getting dressed. Sadly another lady who lived in the house called EH recounted a tale to me a year later. EH said that she had walked into the bath room as the door was not locked. On the can a naked pussy was sitting there it all its glory. I didn't care (I had my alibi) I was down stairs making out with LtS playing tonsil hockey in the kitchen. Over all J11 was a bit on the large size with excessive rolls around her stomach. Had she been hairy she would have been long forgotten. But she remains a visionary goddess from the classical period, besides everyone remembers their first . |
Almost perfection and she did refer to it as her "PUSSY"
Lady number 2 in my novel pussy index - and yes she did called it her PUSSY
Now N20 does have the best pussy out of everyone I have had. However as a novel index she is second as I did also see her glory both with and without a black wiry rug topping it. To help with an understanding of the events, I should point out that this lady was a citizen of another country that would require a complex and long VISA application to come to my home country and stay. Therefore to meet up we had to travel on frequent city breaks to meet up over the course of a year. She was 9 years younger than me ( the biggest difference in age of any of my partners) I was in my late forties she approaching her 40th year. We were together for around a year from 2015-2016. We were introduced by a trusted mutual friend ( no agencies, no go betweens, no websites ) who wanted two single people to find leach other. The first time we got intimate it was in a darkened room in STP but given it was mid summer and the evening was light. Once I had slid off her pale green lace undergarments, I could see a thin wiry brush of short dark hair that was covering all down below. She rubbed this over my face and tongue over the course of the night to give herself pleasure. This caused me some irritation in the morning and I would have suggested that she might consider a shave to please me. However as it was our first night together and her English wasn’t that great I didn’t say anything. Too my delight on our second meeting she was bald through out our stay in WSAW. It was a warm few days and she wore some very well fitted but floaty summer dresses ( she favoured these over tight jeans which were equally delightful). It was only at the end of our first night out, that she told me she had gone out with no panties on. The next morning after we made out on the bed I made her wear nothing to the breakfast table but a short loose pink dress. Knowing there was a delightful hairless pussy just under the table within that her teasing frock, gave me a hard on. Seeing that people we looking at such a pretty lady in such bright clothing made my dilemma worse! If only the guest had the whole picture. Yes they got a slight view of her small cleavage as she leant over the breakfast bar, her pert bust fighting against the inadequate spaghetti straps that kept up what was no more than a night dress really! If only they knew of the bare delights down below. It was her birthday during our visit and I had got her a pink pair of walking sandals. In the same way as I insisted that I orgasm J18 when I gave her a new bikini , I was determined that the same would happen here with these new shoes. She was a little unsure but she agreed and now has the memory of what she did when she first wore those shoes. For my part it was a joyous sight to see her legs spread apart on the bed. Her inner hidden areas a bright pink similar to that of her shoes. My tongue immediately set to work She orgasmed in WSAW for me but this wasn't in the typical manner whilst touching her or whilst in the act of having sex. This happened some two minutes after I had cum over her tits and she was lying belly up on the bed next to me . Her hands above her head with her palms slightly closed. This positioning of the arms extenuating the smallness of her pert breast whose erupting nipples were still pointed skywards sparkling with the remnants of my spending. Her Venus Mons was highly pronounced and her legs were slightly open to reveal her glistening wet pussy that my tongue had moistened. She looked to be resting and asleep. All of a sudden there was the gasp and a short "urgha" her back began to slightly arch upwards and a jerking spasm would then radiate out all the way out. Her thighs twitched upwards along with her stomach. This excitement would also go upwards and go all the way to the slightly closed palms where the fingers twitched and open the palm as her pleasure moved to all her extremities. This happened again 10 seconds later but to a lesser extent. The best minge I have every had falls to N20. Until my dying day I don’t think I will see a more delightful pussy ( and she did call it her pussy too) There were virtually no outer or inner lips so to speak of, these can be a nice touch but too big and they become untidy and get in the way. Her cliterous was very small and not pronounced and it was high up on her slit. She did have a high nice mound rising above her slit that focus your attention. No other lady had such small or non existence pussy lips that I recall. Perhaps it is for these reason she rates so highly as there was nothing uneven or saggy in-between which could make the pussy look untidy, it was just smooth fleash that pushed forward and up into a mound. (unlike J18 where the mound was there but due to childbirth she naturally sat slightly open to show the wrinkled undersides of her flaps between her outer skin) N20 had a very smooth pussy , it was definitely waxed as she spent the best part of 40minutes in STCK using a kit that I latter found in the bin . Possibly she was so long as she was washing the pubes down the drain. However she was not too through as I did manage to collect a small amount of her pubic hairs that she missed clearing away. This sample is one of only 2 that I have acquired from ladies and kept. After the waxing, she then asked me to kiss it. I wish I had done this for longer now rather than finger her anus. The STCK experience was interesting as she waxed midway through our stay. I had her once whilst she was hairy on the first day and then again after waxing. This is a delightful experience rather like having two different women. I would recommend everyone tries this. She was an all or nothing lady. IE fully bald or in a state of growing, there were no other styles. Her This ying-yang approach would drive me crazy. Often the first few hours of our meetings before we got to the bedroom would normally involve me fantasying about the state of her mound and whether it would it be furry cup or otherwise? Either way she had an amazing “gap” when she occasionally wore jeans. Her thighs were slightly bigger than J18’s and her hips only a little bit wider but the sight was just as amazing even. Get her in a bikini and the “Gap” show was even better. The route to her womanhood was well pronounced and inviting! On other occasions when her gash was “rugged” it wasn't bad even then ( partially as it hadn't really grown back much after a waxing and perhaps as she was not naturally hairy and had only a thin low crop of dark hair). One of my favourites hairy days was when she went skinny dipping at the beach in TEN. Her mound rose above the water and her hairs shinned in the moon. I made her go back to the apartment bra and knickerless. I felt the abrasiveness of those short hairs through her tight bodycon dress as we walked up the hill to the car. Her nipples still hard from the cold water We always had better sex when she was waxed, I got the impression she was ashamed if her pussy was hairy and wouldn’t let me look at it. Incidentally, she was a committed church goer with strict beliefs of no sex before marriage. As such we never had full penetrative sex but only brushed the tip of my cock against her muff on a few occasions. On one occation I did directly offer her half a months wages to go further but was told that this would not be enough, she really wanted a diamond ring and a passport. Mostly it was fingers and tongues to her honey pot that made her climax. I enjoyed splashing my love juices all over her tits and arse. At times and certainly in the later stages of the relationship, she was less keen on receiving my seed ( I don’t know why as seed is thought to have anti aging properties). Often she would slap me in disgust after I discharged as she then rushed to the shower to rinse her milky white skin. As our visits continued I would try to help her maintain her complexion, by offering her massages. During long extended sessions I would rub into her naked body and enjoy as she rubbed into her face, an exclusive moisturiser that I had brought over for us that contained a special component. She is one of only two ladies who's fanny batter I have sampled fully. This I did on several occations and have to say it was delicious. Not bad considering I didn’t full insert, but then her sn*tch was so glorious it really was made to be looked at, stroked and tasted rather than blindly poked. Looking back I realise how I will always miss her silky pussy. Travelling to meet her often for an entire day and also paying for all her travel and accommodation was very expensive. I also really did put up with so much cr@p from her that I might not were she a true h00k3r, but it was worth it to get a taste of that lovely smooth slit . I would do so all over again given the chance, one way or another you might pay with your time , money or emotions to have the ultimate. |
Number 3 would called it "C*nt", and said that it belonged to me
Lady number 3 in my novel pussy index - she called it a “cu*t” and at one point she even said that it belonged to me
J18 Naturally she was quiet hairy and that was how I first saw her as she lowered her satin black, smooth panelled panties for the first time. It was a fairly bushy chestnut coloured, tightly curled full mat of hair that she grew long and unkept for long periods of our 6 year relationship ( a razor was always in her swim bag). That was the minus, but in the plus column I got to have her whilst she sported many pubic styles. From the neatly waxed , runways, brazilians all the way fancy to tiger strips. She said she felt sexier and closer to me when she was shaved. Most of these styles I was lucky enough to shave for her, some she would do as part of a lost bet (which I usually cheated at . Basically she would have to guess my beard style before I arrived, little did she know I would shave in a layby en route then drive fast) Waxing was a bit difficult due to her having big long outer lips which were difficult to shave round. Her c*nt as she let me call it was deep and wide following child birth. Occasionally if the positioning was right and she had been worked enough you could see right up her womb. After giving birth to two large babies her channel was rather loose and it was easy to slip inside her in the night whilst she slept in the spoon position. Sometimes I was even lucky enough to not even wake her up. Given the width to her passage, the folds of her “special place” would naturally just be visible between those large outer lips, which was in complete contrast to N20 . Given that I’m more of a fan smooth skin I would often close her lips together when I snapped keepsakes or her bald slit ( and no I’m not putting them on this thread) . Her clit which rested between those big inner lips was large and easily satisfied. I often gave her multiple orgasms and tasted her fanny batter many, many times. I managed to make her orgasm once by kissing alone. I made her come whilst we sat in a crowded train with people all around and fully clothed by just rubbing the zipper on her jeans. I also made her climax in the health-spa Jacuzzi whilst others swam only metres away ( a hot tub I might add where she would take her team the following year as a treat). She would even orgasm during anal sex! She was a delight to see reaching a climax, she had spasms around the abdomen which were easy to spot, internally I never felt a thing and so doesn't rate as highly as the multiple orgasm of A16. It was like having a switch and she was that easy to trigger, that I even gave her 24 orgasms in 24 hours. “Oh god , oh honey” she would cry out if we were alone and she would arch her back up if she masturbated for me. Once she did this with one of her children was asleep in the room next door. Sadly they said something along the lines of “did you hurt yourself last night?” so from then on sessions became quiet unless we were alone in the house. Given she was fairly hairy and needed cutting first before I shaved her, I have large samples of her pubes. Sadly I didn't keep them from the time she dyed them pink for me. We would have endless fun having bets and playing games of what style she would have. She was happy to play along as it was my c*nt to style as I wished. We would play for sexual favours and she would often be my sex wh*re for a week if she lost One such game was that I had to guess what sort of pubic style she had on when she picked me up from the airport. I would have to make my choice in arrivals and text her before seeing her. She would then have the thrill of knowing if she has won or lost the bet 2 hours before getting home. For my part I asked that she wore light black leggings and that she ditch her panties. I would have the thrill of her driving home with some sort of shaved style next to me barely hidden under a short skirt. To heighten things further I would then insist on taking her from behind to start with so as to a have a mystery fuck. I can not remember what she did for this bet but the styles was typically bald or a very thin strip. To show the power I had over that c*nt which she said was “mine”, I would make her shave around the lips and keep a small but lengthening mass only at the top of her mound. For one year she maintained that forest a top her mound whilst keeping smooth lips. On the anniversary I then told her to shave it all off which she duly did for me within the hour . Over the six years of the relationship I would buy her countless swimsuits and bikinis. Sadly perhaps too many as I never got to take her to the pool in a pair of tight bikini shorts that would have showed off a camel toe. She had too much choice and would wear what she thought I wanted rather than what I really wanted her in. Digressing a little she did have very long legs and a great arse that fitted snuggly in a pair of jeans. Given that she have thin thighs, her jeans were perfect fodder for showing off her “Gap” second only to the camel toe as a decent means of sizing up a covered pussy and often over looked. As with each of those sets of swimwear it was a given that when worn for the first time she would be given an orgasm without fail. If she wore it for the first time at a crowded pool, then so be it we would (and did) do it in the changing rooms. Needless to say she had many bikinis (perhaps 5-6) for a week long holiday overseas. For another bet I would suggest some styles and then she would index the bikinis assigning a pubic style to each one. The styles ranged from not shaving, landing stops, mound bushes right through to fully shaved. I would then close my eyes and pick a bikini from her bag. Hand it to her without looking and go to the pool without knowing the style, or bikini chosen. I would then wait about 30 minutes for her to appear at the pool. In the period of waiting I wanted her to appear with her black Ann summer's sexy outfit. Perfect for nipslips and also it would be good to view the style as it always offered a nice bikini bridge. To satisfy me the most I was hoping for was only a small amount of hair on her mound. With the bridge one could then get some context as to her slit been close by. Half an hour later she came down for the apartment and sat next to me on the lounger. She dropped the robe. Result! part one completed she had on the little black number. I asked her to lay down beside me so I could see what she had styled for me. Sadly I couldn't see any hairs but had the consolation of a bald pussy for the rest of the week which I then styled with diamanté studs. ( a decoration I did to her on many occasions including an Olympic logo for the time we went to watch the 2012 games in LD.) Some of the more outrageous styles I gave her include
We would sometime make love with her wearing some fairly small and sexy undergarments, these she would then leave them for me to find a few days later in a works trouser pocket or in my wash basket These were all crusty and stained with our juices on them. I liked to make these discoveries and would often rummage in my laundry bin . To my great delight on days when we hadn’t had sex she would leave panties in my washing and I was always amazed that she would still discharge copiously most days . Weeping from her moist pussy to leave stains on her sexy lacy briefs. I would like to think that my styling of her pussy has remained a habit of hers and she now shares it with others. The reason I suspect this to be the case happened when I went to collect some belonging some 2 years after we broke up. She allowed me in the house but did nt want to see me so she left and I had free rein for 30 minutes. I had the pleasure of quickly riffling through the laundry one last time and discovered a very small bright red thong that had a white smear running along the crutch. What fun and plenty of variation I had from J18 but as the hairy times became longer and longer and the nice styles get stubbly fairly quickly, she doesn't score highest but the legacy lives on. |
My pussy list
I've had a few in my lifetime, here's the list of pussies
1. Indonesian woman with very little hair down there. Tightest pussy ever even after fucking her 15 minutes earlier. I’ve fucked her over 1000 times (at least) in the car, park, hotel, her place, my place, Vegas, elevator, airplane (only once). She let me do anal as well as vaginal sex. 10 out of 10 2. Hungarian lady I hooked up with from work. She had a full brown bush and even had hair around her areola. Fucked her 6 times in a 2 1/2 hour span, dated for 2 months. She had the strongest pussy muscles ever. 9.5 out of 10 3. My previous massage therapist who I showed my cock to after she told me she had not had sex in over 4 months since her divorce. I had trouble getting my cock into her pussy as it was so tight. Most hair I've ever seen on a pussy. Fucked her about 4 times and will fuck her again this summer. 8 out of 10 4. A Hong Kong fashion store manager I met and fucked after the second date. She was tasty and tight with a landing strip pussy. She knew how to fuck and she knew how to scream. I found out after I fucked her she loves to fool around so it was a one fuck thing for me. 8 out of 10 5. Very skinny Chinese chick I met and fucked for a couple years. Tight pussy with a trimmed bush and no tits what so ever. She was a moaner. 6.5 out of 10 6. The French Canadian girl (16 y.o.) that stole my virginity. Was friends of the family, she tricked me in going into the basement then into her room. I was 15 and had no clue about sex. She sucked my cock then had me insert my cock into her average tightness pussy. 6 out of 10 7. Philippine lady I fucked once before work. She was young with a normal bush. Tight pussy but I ran because she was looking to get hooked up right away after fucking her. 6 out of 10 8. A Phillippine girl I dated when I was 17. I took her virginity, both ass and pussy. Full bush for a young lady. Pussy was not super tight and she became a bit weird after a while. 6 out of 10 9. Vietnamese lady I hooked up with for several years. Full bush and smallish tits. Not very tight so fucking her was only about a 5 out of 10 10. Italian lady about 12 years older than I am. She’s totally shaved with massive tits. Pussy was not very tight but a fuck none the less. She used to work for me and I was able to fuck her about a dozen times. 4.5 out of 10 11. A Chinese girl I dated for a year. She had a normal bush with not a lot of hair. Pussy tightness was average but sex with her was so boring that I left her. 4 out of 10 12. Child hood Taiwanese friend. Took her virginity from her at 17. She had a trimmed bush but a very loose pussy even though she’d never been fucked before. When I went down to eat her I thought I was eating bad seafood. 2 out of 10 I'm missing two of the women. I've had 14 but can't remember who they were....lol |
A summary so far, those boxes that have paid a visit to the razor
In all honesty unless I want to pay for it or am prepared to become a serious swinger a simple shaved pussy is likely to be as good as it every gets. For me there might not be any tattoos or piercing on a naked woman jewel. At the time of writing only three ladies have “cats” who have reached this realistic mark of cat 2
My list is ongoing so there is room for others to join this top table, but it may be hard to dislodge the three already up here from thier positions. Moving down a level are the partially shaved. This is a group that is strangely clear of many fine examples. Really it shouldn’t be difficult to get promoted into this category, just a partial shave to accommodate that sexy bikini once a year would be enough. However as my sexual journey started in a time when shaving wasn’t so fashionable and I had many short relationships at the start of my path , this might explain the lack of talent in this zone? So far only two ladies make it here into cat 3
Like I say this group is ripe for additions which I plan on welcoming in and expanding on. Further details of those lucky enough to reach this level will be posted below…….. |
Category 3 Partially shaved - the thin runway
Lady number 4 in my novel pussy index was V8
I can not remember too much about the tightness of her c*nt as such due to the 25 years of passing, we were both at college in the late 1980s living in proper house. I would have been 20, her maybe a year younger . It was pre children so I would imagine that her passage would have been tight . Whilst time has passed by, I suspect that her minge was very similar to that of N20 she was slightly smaller but a similar build to her. Whilst I don’t recall much in the way of pussy lips. I do remember her pubes. These were a very thin landing strip line ( of less than 1cm wide) that rose from the top of her slit for some 4-5 cm. She was shaved or more likely she waxed to the side of this thin strip. We were together for around 3 months, in this time she had this annoying habit of asking me to leave after we had done the deed. She put this down to an unscrupulous friend of the family taking advantage of her when she was younger. As such we didn't spend a whole night together and I can not remember her climaxing. I never saw her bald, but then she never got any more hairy either. She was also the first pubic style I had seen. So for this reason she ranks top of the partial shaven havens. Maybe I wasn’t very adventurous or daring back then but with hind sight just one gentle sweep of the razor would have promoted V8 up a level and perhaps topped even N20 |
She referred to it as her “Hole”
Lady number 5 in my novel pussy index was M14 and I was married to for over 10 years from the mid 1990s to the mid naughties , she was a year younger than me and were together in our mid twenties to mid 30s
Now M14 was hairy ( perhaps more than J18 and darker), so much that after been on the pill the hairy would go up to her belly button and she had to pluck them. In those days , shaving really wasn’t the style and besides during marriage you get into a rut, you know you are going to get sex every so often and so do not really make an effort . Hence why she had a big mass of black hair which enveloped those large pussy lips. The only time that she visited the razor during those early years would be the lightest of trims with the razor at the pool to get rid of any outliers . But having a razor permanently in your pool bag doesn’t really count on this list. Throughout the years of marriage, I must have made her orgasms over that time but nothing big springs to mind. Not really until I started dating women in their forties would I have the pleasure of seeing regular orgasms. Was this them been at the height of their powers or me having more patience and experience under my belt? On nights when I was more desperate to have sex than M14, she would describe herself as just a "hole" but due to hairiness and homeliness of it we sometimes referred to that special place as her "nest". M14 is likely to be the one woman that I will have sized up and been inside either side of childbirth. Certainly prior to children she was relatively tight and it was a struggle to put chocolate bars up her. After the first birth I didn’t really notice too much of a difference. However after her second child ( who was a monster size) she was noticeably wider and looser than before. I might add that not as wide as J18 I certainly wouldn't be rating her highly on this index if it wasn't for...... Shortly before the divorce perhaps as a final effort to spice things up M14 had started to buy thongs and other low cut panties that would need some tiding up south of the equator . She had a landing strip. It was fairly wide and bushy , to the sides it was a little bit but fair play she makes it on this list! Should I recount my longer sexual liaisons in a longer blog then more tales of M14 will appear as 10 years is a lot to fill. |
Category 4 Tattoos or piercing - only the one
Lady number 6 in my novel pussy index was A16
I met this woman on a reputable and well know dating website , the woman used sex as a means of destressing from the chores of been a teacher (rather like J18). Had I not met her on a conventional dating site, she said she would have sign up to be a swinger elsewhere just to get her fulfilment. She was a tall lady who knew how to dress well particularly in high heels , stockings and a blob of red lipstick for parents evening. She was about 3 years older than me, I was in my early forties and we were together during the first 4 months of 2010. She was a heavily tattooed lady and on one of our first dates as we said goodnight after a night at the pub, she stood on the door step and said “ I hope you like tattoos’?” before showing me a flaming outlined sun on her stomach . This was penned in blue with her belly button been its centre. She then said that there were many more to be seen for another night. Perhaps the easiest tattoo to see was the yellow sun on the top of her right shoulder which could be seen when she wore a short sleeved top. The largest tattoo was more difficult to see but not impossible and was slightly exposed during the annual school tug of war contest. I don’t think this exposure bothered her as she was happy to recount the story of how staff and pupils got to see part of that artwork . This large tattoo was again just an outline in blue like that on her navel. This time it was a zig zagging arch that crossed the entirety of her lower back just above where her pants and jeans would sit. The best way to see this tat was to take her from behind doggy style. Unfortunately she did have a rather large anal wart right in her arse crack which spoilt the view of this beautiful art work and that of her pale white ass. With this wort showing , I didn’t attempt anal. However I digress as the one tattoo of interest and thus makes her clunge appear on this list is described below . On her left hand side crossing that boney bit above her pubes A16 had a blue dolphin which was jumped upwards and facing inwards. It was very low down as I can not recall seeing much of it when we sat in the Jacuzzi one evening. A night I may add when her nipples were hard and poked through her green bikini top and her legs subconsciously spread wide open whilst in the tub. I suppose she was eagerly anticipating me having her. She liked light green and often wore lacey light green knickers which pleasantly offset the pale blue of the dolphin. Down below she was dark hair like all my lady's but unlike many of those before her pubic rug was very open, short and of a fine in texture. Her slit was easily seen under it and the hairs did not encroach on the dolphin which was not far above but still so low that it was hidden inside a normal bikini pant. She had only the slightest of outer lips and her inner ones were no more significant. Thus it was easy to reveal a tiny white nut of a clit by just opening up her legs. The clit was about half way down her slit. She hadn’t had children so her nipples were pink and her pussy obviously tight A16 was the first woman I had met who knowingly had multiple orgasms. She didn't have the most (that was J18) but she had the finest. One night when I was in her and about to climax in her tight pussy, everything around the middle of my cock was squeezed further and this wave of tightness progressed up my tool helping the gift of my seed pass up to deep inside her. I liked this sensation so a minute later, my head now glistening with spent love juices was once again inserted in her. I was a little limper but again was greeted by the pulsing constriction of my cock after only 2 or 3 thrusts. Sadly my balls were empty and spent, and with a flaccid prick there was no way to remain inside so I didn't get in her again that night. However she did say that she came 3 times. I suspect the last one time was when she was on her back, her head spilling over the side of the bed, her upside down position promoting a rush of blood to it. To slightly support the head, her arms extended backwards to the floor below, a position that made her 38b cups look even smaller . This is always a favourite pose for me and I wiped the remains of my cock around those pink pussy lips as I gazed at that dolphin. If only her hormonally crazed pupils knew of the pussy riding dolphin. We were together for 4 months and her hairs neither grew out of shape nor did I see or feel any evidence of shaving, so assuming she was lucky to be lightly haired. I never mentioned any shaving sadly for she would have moved to the top of the list. Tattoos like piercing can be addictive and as the years pass, I do wonder if she has any more art work penned onto her skin. Or perhaps she has thought of having her pussy pierced as this would complement her left nipple which had a 2cm long 4mm wide bar passing through it. Apparently it “Hurt like hell” when it went in and so was never removed. I don’t have a nipple index ( as there is much less to define them) but A16 would be top of it , by virtue of having a piercing. A piecing which didn’t appear to affect the tenderness or stiffness of her nipple. The only other lady to have decorated breasts was J18 who I once decorated with diamantés No other ladies had a tattooed pussy, however D15 and P19 did have some markings on their respective backs, but none to the extent of A16 |
Category 5 Vagazzles , tanlines or dyed pubes - A transient group?
Like V8 before, A16 could have been so easy and quickly be to elevated into a higher category with the simple suggestion of a shave . Her dolphin jumping out from the shallow sea of her light open locks could easily have swam into the nirvana of the Cat 1.
Once commitment is shown then becomes easy to move on up the scale and it is probably true of this next group Sadly this only befalls to J18 . Most people avoid heavy tanning these days so J18 tan was only slight. N20 had a suntanned behind but this didn’t really translate into a contrasting pussy. I did get some diamanté to give her a Vagazzle but unfortunately you need a shaved area to start with and I don’t think I ever really possessed N20’s box to the point where I could ask for a shave on demand. When I was at college someone apparently walked into the local bar and was over heard saying they had just dyed their pubes pink. This was the inspiration to getting J18 to dye hers as part of a bet that she lost. I did the gentlemenly thing as part of this bet and let her dye them pink which was her favourite colour. Finding a darling who stays in this group would be a real rare find as there would be an urge for them to shave too. Perhaps the only way I might find such a babe would be through a one night stand on a holiday with a lady who had stayed too long in the sun in a one-piece swimsuit |
Category 6 Blonde , ginger and even “collars and cuffs”
I never quiet clicked with WH in LEE but in one conversation down the pub she did reveal she was blonde down below.
At a pool and bar party when I was 19 we had a shared room to change in. This area a casual area and we quickly dumped all our stuff there once we had finished swimming and wanted to get to the bar. RB was a short large breasted lady who had a blonde bob. She had left her pink and green suit on a chair in the changing room. On her swimmers tangled in the lower front gauze there was a single pube. Sadly this one was dark, you can be peroxide blond on top but unless you shave you will be found out! Collar and Cuffs my dear, Collar and cuffs!!) At the same party as RB there was another lady there . EP was strictly off limits been a close family friend, however I did find a blonde pube on her orange striped one piece. Interestingly her sister was a flaming ginger nut but 20 years her senior. These two sisters would have made an interesting combination. L3 was another collar and cuffs lady, she was so peroxide it was off the scale. However in the dark fumbling in a single bed after a heavy night drinking and dancing at a night club the faded light did point to a dark haired brush rather than a pale one that would be almost invisible if L3 was a true blonde. Not a great night I only had her once. I really should have tried harder to get inside the knickers of the flat chested AS from WOOD who was auburn. EL of BSE again had a delightfully small bust she was a strawberry blond but sadly I didn’t get far with her. These two would have been interesting to see if they were blonde or slightly ginger down below? The only 3 ladies I have know well with flaming red hair were my step mother and sister –in-law who would have been off limits for obvious reasons . The third would have been LP a work colleague who was a royal pain to work with. we really we had no chance hitting it off, but this didn’t stop me fantasying over her. She had long legs and was slim with such tiny tits. This is curious as I spanked up with her image in my head after visiting hooters for the first time rather than imagining the breasts of the larger busted ladies in the restaurant selling me chicken wings. |
Category 7 The dark haired masses
Sadly beyond the above who had taken the trouble to shave, with the passing of time , my memory of the other pussies has just become a mass of black hair which has become so difficult to differentiate one delight from another.
Given the difficulties in remembering, I would like to make all the women in this group a tie. However as I ‘m not that keen on hairy muffs, if there was a particularly hairy example which bushed out of her knickers big time or the hairs went around to her arse or up towards her belly button then I would have to immediately demote them. In some respects I am lucky in that the most glorious pussies that rank highly on my list have been enjoyed whilst in longer term relationships. As such I have nurtured them and had the time to appreciate these most wondrous and delightful slits . For the shorter relationships at the start of my sexual journey, why would I remember many of the details of one night stands, particularly after 30 years of passing? |
The exception to "the rule of rug"
There is one exception to the hairy of dark masses of the fully rugged women
G7 is an enigma. She was very tall and with large not overly dominate breasts and shapely hips. Been 6ft her legs went on and on. We were both at University in our 2 year , it was 1990, I was in my early twenties, she a couple of years older. We enjoyed each others company and perhaps we were in love. That year we went to a large music festival and shared a tent together. We hadn’t discussed the sleeping arrangements before had which was not a great start but by the end we were all “loved up” and had discussed contraception. Sadly we were too “out of it” by this stage , I was too much of a nice guy and I only really saw her breasts in silhouette in the white nights of summer. Been ever the gent , I didn’t really make a move early on but she was very aware that I had cum involuntarily as I slept next to her on one particularly close night. Whilst not full sex, we did willingly sleep together and there was a sexual nature to it, so G7 has a number! So why put her on the pussy index list? Well she was German. When I first met her , it was spring time and getting warm. She showed off her hairy legs whilst wearing a short skirt but after a few sessions of that and perhaps wanting to please me she did shave her long pins. She did however stubbornly refuse to shave her armpits which were a thick mass of dark black hair that would often pop out of her short sleeved t shirts. If it wasn’t for all the drink and other recreational things on offer at the festival, who knows what hairy chasm I would have found below her panties in that sleeping bag? Sadly at the end of the year she moved back home and I only briefly saw her again the next summer. But she was my first foreigner on the list until the glories of N20! |
Getting rugged up with the all them other lovelies
Like I say I have rated all the other pussies I have conquered in cat 7 and who have succumbed to me have a tied rank. Too much time has passed to remember all the details so this is the fairest way. Where I do recall more details which is likely to be the case for the most recent ( where I wasn’t drunk and probably saw them for more than a single night) I have expanded in further posts.
For completeness and where details are sketchy, I have also included the others as one liners below if they are not mentioned elsewhere. Such entries deal more with how I met them rather than the shape, size , feel and tasty of the pussy, its lips and cliterous. These entries appear in chorological order. Note that if I ever find time I may expand further on some of these adventures in another blog! |
The cherry goes
M1 New year’s eve when I was 18, we left the bar and wandered the streets for sometime before we found a rough bit of land behind the art college where she studied. We watched the fireworks and then we both wanted to celebrate the new year with a bang
She must have been topless ( as I found her bra the next day in my pocket), her trousers and knickers were probably around her ankles. It was dark , we were drunk apart from coming in her mouth until she gagged and then afterwards quickly thrusting my cock up her tight hairy pussy, I remember little about her other than she was thin and tall who I then walked home. As a friend of a friend I never saw her again. But the mutual friend did remind me that I may have kept her bra which was hastily picked up from the scrub ground when we finished messing around. The item of clothing had fallen inside my coat lining and on discovery , I was too embarrassed to return it. I think she may have been a B cup? Not only the first I had but also the first where I never knew her real name , only that of her nick name which friends called her. |
You better bl00dy not cum in me
H3 again had a big hairy bush. We vaguely knew each other through friends of friends during our first year at university at the end of the 1980s. We hooked up in the last hour or so at the annual ball. With no ride or a place to stay for the night, coming back to mine for a night cap was an agreeable solution for both of us.
Like excited 19 year olds we stripped down and got under the covers having just seen a glimpse of the black bush. I quickly went straight up her tight pussy but with neither of us having discussed contraception she quickly said “you better bl00dy not cum in me”. I withdrew and she immediately sucked me off to the extent that I drained my loins in her mouth before drifting off into an intoxicated dream. We met again the next week but realised we had little to talk about. This young lady (approaching her twenties) was at the start of her sexual path and so wanted to show off her newly found womanly rug. With shaving not really been the fashion at the time , I like to think that I caught H3 at her hairy zenith. |
Whilst the cat's away, the mouse will play
L4 Was another art student that I had in the summer when I was still 18 , I think she was 19. I met her in the pub with her mates. For some reason her boyfriend wasn’t with her that night.
Anyway after several drinks I ended up back at her house and in her bedroom. She wasn’t sure of continuing due to her BF, but I said that she had got this far why not go further and have some fun. We messed around for about 20 minutes in various stages of undress and had some oral sex in one corner of the room. She was a long haired brunette, the light was out so I don’t recall much of her bush other than it was dark and there was a lot of it . We talked of contraception at one point and as she was prepared to talk about this and we had already had done oral these reasons appeared to have won her over as she fought with been loyal to an absence BF. She agreed to have some fun and I entered her. However full of remorse,( or was it me calling her by another’s name?) after we had f*cked she left me in her room all alone for a few hours. Having a nose around I found that the corner where we have oral they was a very string and acrid smell, I believe I had made her spend and this was the first experience of this. Later that night she returned but to avoid any repercussions with the BF I sneaked off early and didn’t return. The following weekend I fortunately was working as the BF went looking for me in the pub! I never heard from L4 or the BF again |
Play her again Sam
At the end of my second year and now 19 I picked up H5 a fresher who was a got/ emo/ punk girl with a pierced lip and had dyed red hair on her head. Disappointingly she had plain black hair down below and no piercings. I first had her on top of a grave on the way home from a club. She had a gothic fetish obviously!
She also introduced me to the joys of cumming on a woman's tits H5 and H3 shared the same given name and this is the first and only time that this has happened. I have often thought of the idea that it would be so much easier to only go out with ladies with one name to avoid confusion in bed. In a odd way perhaps this is why H5 was the first that I bagged for a second time . But then again it would be so much fun to sleep through the alphabet too, so I then moved on. |
Whilst we talk about punk girls a minor digression if I may ?
This relates to a party at a church group just before I went up to college for my first year. I think it was around the time of 18 birthday party or may be just before then.
Anyway a very thin lady with dyed jet black hair took a shine to me. As was normally the case with church halls, there is a stage and a backstage area with plenty of small cubby holes and general junk which make good places to hide. We found one such area and mutually masturbated each other , whilst the hits of the day were throbbing in the background. This was my first trip into the delights of the hairy woman cave Goths and emos really are the adventurous. I can not remember her name and she is not assigned a number as I didn’t fully do the business, but fun nether the less. |
Her first BJ
C6 a tall big boobed lady of similar build to B9 but with very long straight hair. I was in my third year she was a fresher that I had met on the hitch to PS She had a chestnut bush and I think I was the first BJ she had given as she very gently pecked the top of my cock when we were in bed on our first night. Her fat hamster checks would fully take in my cock within a few weeks
I hastily ended this relationship as I wanted be going out with another. During our 1 month liaison I even jumped out of my ground floor window to escape from her as I was due to be meeting others. She was very needy and naïve, but I don’t regret leaving her to have a crack at G7 . |
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B9 had a mass of hair that was more chestnut in colour. We were together for a few months and I did get to enjoy a great many full frontals of her brown bush , pear shaped hips and large bust. I really don’t recall that much about the shape of her pussy or its lips as we spent more of the time perfecting the 69 position. As she often went on top I got more views of her anus than her pussy which was push firmly against my lips. This was during my few months of been in CAM in the early 90s. We were both 23. And yes TRd played its part yet again!
In an age when shaving was not considered fashionable I would like to think that I had her (like H3) at the height of her bushyness. She also similar build to C6 |
Cemetery Girl II
CM10 I really can not remember much about this one. It was one of the famous the parties at TRd prior to the one where I met that plump bald goddess J11 . As normal I was very drunk and took this lady to the cemetery for some action. I had done it before in such a location with H5. On my return one of the house mates asked if I “had drawn any pictures?”
I really was out of it but we did go down on each other and vaguely remember inserting and she was very bushy as I got pubes in my mouth and stuck in my teeth. ( perhaps this was the start of my preference for less hair?) Little did I know that J11 was coming next ....... |
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D15 was certainly hairy and very dark haired but after we had each drunk a bottle of wine I can not remember much more about her slit’s look and feel. In my mid thirties in 2009 and after 2 barren years after my divorce from M14 ,pealing off her panties which were white and decorated with black butterflies was a delight. After so much alcohol and with a bad case of brewer’s droop, I had to just delighted my self in releasing 2 years of fasting in a massive explosion over her 36F breasts ( the largest bust I have had the pleasure of).
Her breast although only a few motches bigger than the 36D of M14 were fascinating to rub and suck. Having never had a child her areolas were the palest coral pink , this been in direct contract to J18 who’s areolas had become a very dark shade of chocolate brown after falling pregnant . The nipples were of the same size when stiff and erect and the areola area roughly a similar size. Amazingly after a night recovering and still nursing hangovers we did manage to penetrate the next day whilst we lay in my larger corner bath (I had fun in here with J18 too). We then dozed in the warm water for a further hour with me still up her. Finally we went down stairs and tried to watch the DVD that she had brought round. Still the worse for wear she slept on , on the sofa. The film was rather dull and it was temping to enrapture her once again , but she looked so cute sleeping, so I let her be. D15 also had a tattoo on the small of her back which gave an interesting focal point when she wore jeans and bent over. |
Paradise lost? Bendy heaven and big jugs too!
I was in my early 40s and living in SFK when I met D17. She was the same age as me and really distracted me with her 32G cups during our extended single night session . They were so big that I paid less attention to her pussy which I believe was a light chestnut coloured brush. She was tall and during our previous encounters she wore jumpers that really managed to cover her delightful figure, I thought she was normal size , rather than thin and slim with enormous melons!
Her boobs were tied as the biggest set with D15 ! she had a smaller band size but a bigger cup size and those breasts just hung and hung and hung down from her slim torso She looked good in a tight pair of jeans too and was very bendy and I could even get her legs behind her head as we made love. She would always have sex with her eyes closed. This was the first time that I experience CFNM and she gave me a delightful blowjob. The only downside was that she said “I hope you don’t come in my mouth” I wish I had now. She was a joy in bed and had so much potential to be a long term GF but due to a family situation with her we had to have a short break and in which time I met another lady. We did briefly liaise again during the first few weeks I was hooked with and had already bedded J18. With not a lot of effort and for a short time I could have easily had some fun playing with fire by hopping from bed to bed with these two vixens . However as they both lived in the same town this may have turned sour very quickly so I had to let her go. A shame really. |
The Wonky Donkey
P19 had a lovely personality but….
We really hooked up by chance, we were two lonely people in a friendship circle. It was 2016, I'm in my late forties and living in NOR. I was 3-4 years her junior. I was really ambivalent about chasing this one as she was really nothing special to look at been very short, with dumpy legs and fat fingers. She also had rather large glasses that dominated her face and made her look even older. Looks aside she was nice to talk to, so I went round for dinner one evening and stayed a little longer than I planned to. For someone of her dimensions it looked like she had large tits, but this was very deceptive. Her official bra size was a 36B but seconds after her bottle green coloured bra was taken off, it was obvious that one boob (her left) was at least a cup size bigger than the other. It hung lower and fuller and although her nipples were well balanced the size of the mother breasts was just off putting. Lopsided and distracting was the case no matter what position I put here in, when we were at it . She did however give the most amazing blow jobs which were deep, long and energetic , she was greedy for my seed and I let her “abusive me” and just take what she needed from. She didn’t disappoint in this respect I must however talk about her pussy. It was unkept and had a rug of thin black hair over it that wasn’t too thick so didn’t full cover her slit. Her outer lips were not enormous and easily held back to reveal a largish love nut at the top of her opening. She was fairly loose when I was up her and not particularly tight. There was no obvious signs that she had climaxed but she said the next morning that she had, I had no reason to doubt her given her nice personality. I worried little about her pleasure as my mind was distracted by the unsightly imbalance in her breasts and those buck teeth that looked up at me as she rubbed the top of her clit with her fingers to give herself further pleasure. I did return for a second helping a week later . Somehow I managed to be fully undressed in the lounge area and then when she was still partially clothed she lead me upstairs whilst holding my stiff cock. She clearly was sex driven but her unmatched pair was a bit of a passion killer. However the final nail, was the way that she shoved her finger up my butt hole without any warning or prior discussion. Yes after many sex free years she wanted to just use, abuse and worship my body but one has to draw the line and I felt that this was definitely it. Enough was enough the asymmetric breasts had to go and I quickly found another . I could have easy returned for a third time and made it into a relationship as N20 who I had recently started seeing was many many miles away . But for me wonky tits really do end it. Perhaps P19 would have benefited from a clean shave in the same way as J11 became a goddess and her temple of Venus became my only focus. Sadly all I see when I bump into P19 at the local shops is a pair of lopsided breasts. |
I test drove her "mini", it was incredibly tight but very dry
Fast forward to 2017 I’m in my late forties and still in NOR now with a rather petite older lady B21 is 2 years older than me . She was to tell me her special place was called her “Mini”
She looked good in tight shorts and jeans and she did have a “gap” when she wore the latter but due to her small stature and been so low down, I can only really get a full view of this if I was seated. For about a week before full sex with her, I was left pondering what her mound would be decorated with, you see the previous week I had reached behind her unbelted jeans and under her crutch to finger her. As I hit the target and went straight in, I felt no hairs and thought she might be shaved. It would be a full 7 days before I got her pants off and her “mini” was finally exposed. Before moving down to her love hole , I will describe her breasts, which like the rest of her body were small at only 34B. They were perky and well balanced and topped with quiet long nipples nested in some very small but darkish coloured areolas. Certainly the smallest tits I have handled where I definitely knew the bra size (but that is another thread). I think she was a bit self conscious of their smallness as she was very pleased and surprised to be given the compliment that I thought these were a fine set and told her that “more than a handful” was too much. It was a close run thing with N20 as to had the better pair. I think I would have to give it to my previous lover as her nipples were slightly longer with a much darker areola area that was about twice the size of B21 ‘s . In addition my earlier conquest had a well toned stomach where as her successor had a flabby loose belly that had stretch marks and looked unsightly if she lent over me. Her flabby belly was a blemish on what was otherwise a fine body, with small perky breasts that looked great in a tight T shirt. Pinky and perky would normally have had a lot of my attention apart from the time when I took her and her grownup daughter out to lunch. I couldn’t help but looking at both sets of breasts and comparing them. With the passing of the years my preference for breasts has changed and I prefer the smaller breast that is less saggy and more defined on the older woman. However with a young woman of 20 sitting opposite me, on this occasion I dwelled looking at the daughter’s much larger assets rather than those of her mother who I was dating. I held this wondrous vision of the younger woman’s bountiful bosom heaving to escape form her tight black sleeveless top as I next drilled her mother and cupped the older woman's perky breasts. Anyway back to the pussy in question.. Like P19, B21 had a fairly thin crop of hair over her special place. As I removed her neat slate grey lace briefs for the first time, I did wondered if pubes thin out with age. B21’s hair was certainly darker than P19 but coverage about the same. The hair line did not go much further than an a few cms above her slot. Her hair although thin was really quite long and would be troublesome if it became detached during oral sex. The pubes were straight and perhaps 3-4 cms long (the longest that I can recall). Her rug however was open and not tightly curled like J18 or M14. You could see her pale skin throughout the haired area due to its thinness. The lips on her pussy were perhaps the largest that I could recall in the last few years and certainly given the diminutive size of her body were huge in comparison to her upper thighs and narrow hips. The outer lips were large and fat, but as were rolled up tight and pushed close together, they were not loose or hanging in the slightest. The problem was that these lips needed to be held back with two hands to get to the inner delights. These inner lips and the hood of the clit were themselves were very big. Once the lips were opened the reward was a large knob of a cliterous. To access this erogenous zone would require many sets of fingers to keep it open, but fortunately the more sensitive area of her “Mini” was just about the love nut’s hood so the inner lips could be kept closed and her “spot” could be rubbed easily whilst 1 hand just held open the tight rolls of those huge outer flaps. Her mound of Venus wasn’t significant but might be extenuated if a shave were made. The inside of her cleft was rather quiet odd but somehow very pleasing. When I inserted my fingers she had perhaps one of the driest clunges that I have ever felt (altogether a spooky and alien experience for me). May be it was an age or menopausal thing for it took some working to moisten it up and would be best lubricated with the tongue before fingers were placed within. The first part of her passage was fairly short and wide which might just be caused by those huge lips that surround her love temple. Then there was a tight area around her G spot where her passage moves slightly back. In the right position this tightening constriction was glorious and would tighten further around my finger just before she would cum during manual stimulation.. However the tightness of her tube did make slipping inside her undiscovered whilst she slept almost impossible. Sadly this might remain something that only I could have done with the much looser fitting J18. Getting her to climax was a strange affair too. She was perhaps one of the quietest ladies in the sack, there were no screams or cries of delight not even murmurs from her. Likewise there were no involuntary jerks or external spasms to giving me clues for my hard work. However she could clearly orgasmed as her pussy becomes very moist all be it with a slightly bitter tasty to it after each session. Moreover there was a noticeable change to her long erect nipples. During foreplay she liked to rub these in circular motions with her palms she also encourages me to squeeze, pinch and bite fairly firmly the ends of her titties. Towards the end of a session the nips would suddenly become very tender and even more tempting to suck , but sadly these were then off limits as climax had been reached. Although it was pleasing to give B21 the gift of a climax, a more visible signs of gratification would have been great for me. She did deserve to be much higher up on this list considering she has given birth twice and still possessed an incredibly tight pussy which was only let down by its initial dryness. She was a cat lover and it was a hot summer, so during my time with her I mildly suggested on several times that the “pussy” would benefit from a shave. I also said that in mild weather the bonnets of cars such as “minis” need cleaning and looked so much better when clean and smooth. Sadly her mind was focused too much on work and not on me. I also suspected that given her age and the occasional dryness of her slit that she was getting to the menopause. She wasn’t sex driven and was happier going on a long walk. Life is too short and I already have a dog for days out in the country. So much potential from such a small tight pussy, but its dryness and a low sex drive meant that she had to go I started to look for 22. |
The story so far.........
So we are up to date, obviously I will append future encounters and insert as and when I see them, watch this space!
To summarise the story so far is that
Looking forward to ?22 ! |
Zero to Hero in 5 minutes
Now I met R22 on tinder she is the same age as me and we can talk about a forth coming big “O” birthday that is coming up for both of us. However her idea of a holiday is a night out watching a Disney movie before returning to the caravan park. Mine is been out there on some adventure in the mountains . She is a big lady stocky and heavy set but her arse isn’t overly large and she doesn’t look a complete round ball if she wears baggy clothes. However it's obvious that she has big tits and a bit of a wobbly belly when she wears tight tops. I've brought up the subject of bikinis and she frowned and is much more keen on a tankini
She is local to my town in SFK , has days off in the week and her keenness means that I ended up seeing her more than another thinner woman who I was much much keener on. She is convenient but I’m not sure how longer this will last. I digress from the discovery of her minge but before going so I will briefly dwell on my naming of her. She is referred to as a “B” at work and by friends but for my alphabet challenge ( which I will write one day) she is called “R”. As I not had an “R” meant I would preserve with her and her size that is larger than I really would prefer and her looks which are not altogether a turn off but are not a turn on either, she does however have a good personality like P19 who gave a wicked BJ so there was hope . What may force my hand and cause her to be finally dumped if she does not deliver hot sex is that the other woman (whom I prefer) is a much rarer “Z” ! Anyway down to business, It was perhaps after 5-6 dates and she had come round to mine, but had not planned on staying over and no doubt had not organised other things such as tiding up downstairs . As I went down to unbutton her jeans which were tightly holding in her belly she told me she hadn’t shaved and was somewhat embarrassed by it all and continued laughing , I said it wasn’t a problem but she would not go further on the sofa so I took her upstairs, where she undressed on the side of the bed . She had on a pair of rather unsexy sports grey slate briefs that had a narrow lace relief band around the top of the waist band. This been the only pattern on what was otherwise a smooth set of panties. The distance of fabric between the bottom and top of panties around the hip region was very wide and went high up her thighs. The hips really were unflattering and had no curve to them. The panties riding so high up her didn’t however hidesome of her large belly which flopped over the top of the waist band . She was a chubby gal and although I had briefly seen KF who had a very stretch marked belly , and I had also experienced B21’s pouch this would be an experience that I hadn’t had for a very long while. Not since the shaved haven of J11 or the puppy fat of M14. R22 was a larger lady than both of these earlier sessions , but she was at the lower limits of chubbiness and I definitely would like to see bigger versions of this as a novelty and something to look out for. But for now I would have to make do with what I had to work with. With her matching bra and panties on she slips under the covers, but the lights are on. She mutters something about been “On” as she slips off her panties from under the duvet cover. She left her underwear by the side of the bed. I later find that the pad is fresh and that there is no blood and the period must have finished so we are all clear. The first view I had of her pubic area was that there is a fold on her belly that stops and then there is this flat area for her pubes. Above the fold its flab below it was relatively flat and wide . This area was probably 5cm high by about 10cm wide with very short amount of soft dark hair in this region. It looked like she may have shaved here about 2 weeks ago as there really wasn’t that much growth or any length to any of the hair that was growing down there. Everything was very open . and the thought raced through my head that it would be a good blank canvas and it might interesting to see how much hair might be up here that I could then style and shave for her, however I do not think I could deal with the hairiness in her cleft for that long. The relative smoothness and flatness of this area is my one oasis from all those rolls of flesh higher up, as such it should be a hair free as possible ! This upper pubic region been so flat had no defined mound that I could see like the beauty of N20 or to an extent P21 or J18. Perhaps it was just pronounced and so difficult to see this given her rolls of fat just higher up. Going further down on her, the only real length of hair that she had was around the tops of her outer lips. This hair didn’t extend out very far from the lips but was nested in the only fold on the outer side of her outer lips ( she was bald not far either side of her clunge) The only hair that renained was about 3 cm long, brown, straight and soft. It didn’t really obstruct any sort of view of her slot, it just stuck outwards in a rather odd and displeasing manner and was a bit of a distraction. From the very start her slot was very moist but more on this in a bit. She wasnt that hairy elsewhere and fortunately there was no hair going up onto her belly button and also very little beneath her slot down towards her arse ( unlike J18) . Hair just in the places that you would really expect it ( and may or may not want) . As she was still hairy, I gently fingered her and tounged around. Hair in the face is always a bit of a distraction but it didn’t stop me from giving her a good tonguing and a taste as this might be my only chance to try this “hairy lady”. She said she hadnt had anyone for sometime so it would normally be this hairy. I enquired if she would shave for me and there was an immediate response that she would next time. However as I wanted some pubes to join those collected from others, I knew that this might be my only chance to do so . It took me around 4-5 sessions with J18 before I made the tentative question of asking to shave her. So on the first night this was going to a bit of a risk . But I was in luck, given her embarrassment on what looked like a half shaved attempt and that she had done it previously it was quickly a yes. So that I could fuck a hairy woman and have the sensation of having a second woman in one night, I did briefly push my cock in her before getting shaving equipment. Her gap was surprising tight for a large flabby lady. So I then got some scissors and gave a few snips of the loose clumps of hair, but there were not many strands that I could easily cut. A shave would be required and given that my bathroom is small and some distance from the debroom, I carefully had to bring a small amount of water and the accruements of a shave kit to the room we were in and hope that I didn’t spill anything on my freshly laundered bedclothes or over my computer ( which curiously was still on (although the lid was closed) and the browser window had porn on it ?) My companion book of Walter was definitely around the corner of the bedside table too. Anyway I digress from her lady garden. I tried to cut a bit more with the scissors but the problem was that any really long hair was very close to her outer lips and I really couldn’t get a very long bit to purchase and snip without the risk of clipping her folds. This I didn’t want to do as she may then ask me to stop. So I took a small clipping of around 2cm in length and thought that this might have to do . I was slightly worried that she might have thought it suspicious that I carefully placed my prize neatly on the bedside table the bedside table rather than in the bin which was much further off. that I carefully placed my prize neatly on the bedside table the bedside table rather than in the bin which was much further off, So it was the trust bic and a wet shave from now on to claim my latest thatch. I sprayed the blue shaving foam ( always a risk on a white sheet that it will stain) onto her skin. As she complained it was cold I then had to warm it up and foam it on my hands. With too much foam spraying out I put the access of her bulging belly and every so often when she brought her hand down she would get into this sticky mess. I really couldn’t help this as we were not in the bathroom and it would require some skill not to make a mess. Shaving of her top flat area was fairly easy and quick although she did have the remains of a spot on her LEFT side about half way down the region which was off putting and difficult to shave around (this remained there for 2 weeks afterward). The spot aside this flat area above her notch really didn’t take that long to do . It was the shaving around the outer lips that would take the time. She was a little giggly about the whole shave and would stay still (It was a little bit sexy but annoying and I almost aborted at one point due to the tickles) First shaves take a little longer to do. But given where we were ( ie not in the bath room) her fanny is slightly easier to shave than J18. The reasoning is that there was very little hair to the sides of her lips and virtually none below the cleft towards the arse , both of which J18 had. Furthermore J18 had hair more in the area between the outer and inner lips with one particularly tricky bit on her inner left side. The only issue that I would have with R22 would be that her outer lips were very soft and fleshy and although not hard to hold back, to stretch them and give a flat surface to shave over was a little difficult. It took around 30 minutes to shave her completely as with all hairdressers we talked about holidays , kids etc. I asked her if she had a name for her vagina, She said that she didn’t and I was like a proud parent naming it her “Minky” and she said she would maintain the upkeep of it. Any down to the busyness of describing her minky. The area about her slit was a wide flat expanse where her pubes might be , there was no mound of Venus so to speak and if I let the hairs grow for around a week then I think that there could be something very interesting and fun to cut into shape. I did suggest some strips perhaps? I think she liked the idea of this? (but could I put up with covering up and sacrificing the one smooth oasis on a flabby body?) This upper area was a firm area that was not fat and wobbly like her belly. Her out lips on the other hand did have more of a consistency of her belly and were a little squidy to the touch. They weren’t puffed up like B21 and could easily be parted and kept apart to reveal a deep slot of about 3cm in depth that was much redder in colour that her paler outer skin which was above and around her love zone. Perhaps the redness could be attributed to her recent period but it was not bloody and more of flushing colour (later inspections of subsequent sessions would suggest that this red flushing in the groove is her natural colouring). This deeper red colouring made a nice contrasted to the coral pink of the inner lips (fins) Unlike B21 this inner area was easier to observer as it was much easy to hold back and view her inner lips and clitoris. So whilst she didn’t have the same sort of tightness as B21 the c*nt was by no means loose either. The clit was a very pale small dot around 2cm from the top of the crack that was the outer lips. Not much of a hood and the area above the clit I saw to be the one that was rubbed the most and I suppose the most erogenous. Her inner lips were thin and a very pleasant coral pink , they were very even and stuck out just a little bit (may be a few mm) like dorsal fins on a fishes back. These two fins met below the clitoris to form a sort of V. They were very neat razor like straight edges , which were soft and warm to the touch. There was no sign of the uneven ruffled edges that you sometime see around the lips. The more ruffeled area was seen more with in the hole between and below the two inner lips . In this region it was the first burrow that I have seen where the pipe that leads from the bladder and from which piss comes out of was clearly visible . There was no odour or taste from her furrow , nor any red blotch patches of blood, so a nice place to dwell with the tongue The inner slot and route up her tube was reasonable tight ( certainly more than J18 who likewise had had two children) I could happily put two fingers up her with out really straining. With my cock in her , I just put a finger in there as well. The whole area was roomy enough for me to finger her with 1 hand and rub her clit with the other and the two not clashing. Although it’s another story, her womb was elastically enough for me to get a whole fist up her and get it then contracted back to a tight fit relatively easily. Slipping the finger inside it was quiet tight and I then tried to find the walnut textured zone that would be her inner g spot, but I did find this difficult to locate and it may have been just where the tube narrowed and went slightly to her right about 2 knuckles up her. Frankly I wasn’t that bothered , as I appeared to be able to make her climax without finding this zone. Unlike the blubbery mass of the belly this was a rather nice tight looking slot which once it was shaved I was happy to look at and caress for some time . She did twitch on a good many occasions throughout my caressing in pretty much the same way a N20 but with out the radiating out . The twitches were closer to her belly rather than at the edges of her extremities where N20 had these twitches pulsating out to the finger tips, I didn’t really perceive any pulsating of her lady tube when my finger was up her , but its early days . She was moist from the first touch and was a little bit vocal throughout me touching her. Although not on this occasion but on sessions 2 , 3 and 4 she would produce fanny batter fairly quickly for me . It wasn’t in the same quantities as N20 or J18 and wasn’t as sweet and tasty but slightly bitter. But it was good old fanny batter nether the less. Now on the first encounter with R22 she orgasmed but I thought that this was just the spasming that I had already seen . Better and more gratifying than B21 but not as cute as those on N20. However on the second session she spent the time masturbating whilst I had my fingers inside her. Like J18 before who got a little blotchy R22 got very blotchy around her upper torso. Not that great a look to see but at least it was a good sign. Her arse would also rise up and her knees come together in the same way as J18. My hand been between her legs then becoming trapped with her cervix tightening around my fingers as she yelled quiet loud. Whilst this climax was repeatable on several occations, I can not repeat it with my cock in her. I’ve now got the novelty of a chubby out of my system and it is only the glories of a rare prime pink minky that is keeping me somewhat interested. Sadly given her size it really is a pain to try and enter her from many different angels. A shaved area can only take you so far and so her time may be numbered ……? As for rating her pussy well she went from Hero to Zero in a matter of minutes. She doesn’t have a mound, and she does have bigger lips than N20 so she can not surpass her. In a way I’m also glad I saw her with some pubes, not only did I experience the two for one in a single night but I also would not have the ignominy of N20’s perfect pussy been overtaken once again on the technically of never seen it hairy. So a high rated pussy but on its own can this hold back and keep at bay the chubbiness and poor looks of R22? We shall see…… |
Owning her hairy hole was not enough
Reflecting on the 6 months I was with R22 , these were long and painful. I found her rather dull (cartoon films are not my thing) and I did find her increasingly repulsive to look at and sleep with. It was a hot summer and she was just a glowing hot blob in bed that I wanted to keep clear of so I could sleep . Her slot (or my minky) smelt foul some of the time in that balmy seasonal heat, even when I worked the slot up to orgasim to give me some fanny batter it wasn't the sweet tasting stuff of N20 or J18 it was a very bitter and sour in the mouth.
However it was still all mine, remember she was embarrassed when I first saw her lady bits when they were all hairy, but I insisted that I alone (not her) should shave it. To my amazement she held back and it got longer. About half way in to the relationship I did cut it back into strips to mimic J18 's tiger style. I was then going to let it grow into other styles that I had given J18 . The problem was that I really didn't like her and her body was a big BIG turn off. All that was keeping me going in this dead relationship was that she was keen for me to watch another man fuck her and there was a slim chance I might get some action with another woman too as a reciperal arrangement . Yes we had signed up to swing and she (not I) was really getting into it by uploading pictures of herself for others to get off on. I really didn't care that much and was happy to palm her off satisfied that I would make her into a sex wh0r€ . However it was becoming obvious that I was unlikely to get another notch here as there are about 5men per woman. The interest in R22 was a clear sign of this inbalance and some correspondence showed signs of desperation from the third party I just let her organise any forthcoming date. Whilst I started to make other plans and was secretly on Tinder again. It's a shame that the timing was slightly wrong and I didn't have 1 more week. I was about to start dating another woman as we approached the date of our first swinging threesome. I was keen on this new woman I had found and had no intension of two timing so happily dumped the very hairy holed R22 . During our last meeting with R22 , I could have got breakup sex and easily have engineered it so that I reduced her pubic rug to a small tuft that the third member of our planned threesome would be able to cut off and keep as a souvenir This present would have been a nice ceromonial handover of my minky to someone who was less bothered by stinky holes than me. I really didn't like the thought of seeing and tasting that horrid sausage slot one more time so passed over that idea of one final fling with the buxom woman No she was out, I didn't care as I was gnawing on S23 's tits by the next day in her hot tub. The nightmare of the plump and smelly R22 was over and it is proof that owning a pussy (even when shaved), suggesting when it should be clipped and approving who should get a piece of it on the swinging scence is not always enough. Personal hygiene is also important! |
I'd like to thank her surgeon.
S23 was around 4 years older than me and my most senior lady (relative to myself) to date. She lived in a large house with a hottub in charming town close to the sea in Suf. She was a little dumpy and had a dyed curly bob hair style. She was always jolly . She had bombarded me on a dating website whilst I was still with the awful R22 at a point when I was about to start swinging with her. The pull of a hot tub and a good shot of a fresh fanny rather the smelly crack and aggro of men fucking R22 whilst I saw little sn*tch in return meant I would dump R22 .
S23 was theatrical sort so this would come into play during sessions. She had been married to her childhood sweetheart for along time and had had very few men up her since ( I was only the third to penetrate her!). She wasn't after a deep relationship after 36 years of marriage but a "fuck buddy" or "friend with benefits" . She also had had a hysterectomy so in her words “She had an obvious scar but the upside was that no periods, menopause and it was very tight “ Anyway enough background onto her, let’s move on to her love crack... As I’ve previously described that I like the anticipation of slowly evaluating a woman’s hidden zone whilst it’s still wrapped up beneath her lingerie. Perhaps having a little tease whilst the underwear is still on either having a little pushing of the fingers under the knicker elastic or sucking at the pants before fully revealing the present that awaits me underneath. It’s all a bit like the surprise of a birthday present not knowing exactly what is underneath. Sadly for me S23 had already told me her scar and that she was partially shaved, annoyingly she had even gone as far as telling me the style that she had. OK it was at the end of our second date and clearly sex was on the cards fairly soon, but I wanted to have a surprise and discover the gem for myself. Now the only other person who came close to doing this ( and ruining Christmas) was A16 but she did it in a teasing way and said that “I hope you like tattoos?” so as to add to the mystery without spoiling things. S23 always had shaved lips that are really quiet smooth. On only one occasion did she fully shaved and that was only at my request and just after we first stated off sleeping together and once she was comfortable to go fully nude. This one might argue was also the zenith of her love zone as it was summer and she also had tan lines around this area due to her love of the sun but her not wishing to remove her bikini bottoms and expose her scar. Unfortunately she appears to get a bit of a shaving rash and goes all goose bumpy when shaving . As such she preferred to have a little bit of hair to remain which she would shave into a square around 2cm by 2cm. This was about as high up as where her pubes would normally be about 4cm above the top part of her crack. The quality of the shaving of the square appears to be rather random and only on one occasion does she appear to have had a very neat square cut that I really did like. I have offered to shave her so that it would really be to my liking but she always refused saying that she couldn’t trust anyone with her bits. (clearly I would never "own" it in the way I did J18 or R22 where I would determine when they shaved) The hairy square is one of my favourite style although I would like it to get somewhat longer and bushier in the way that J18 did after a years trimming and cultivating such a style. (The only style I like more than a bushy square is the very rare “arty” cuts such as an arrow that would normally require work by my own hand) . S23 normally kept the pubes short as she doesn’t want the grey hairs showing, however I have seen the hair grown up to 2 cm in length but sadly its rather thin and nothing like the bushy hazel nut grove that topped J18’s mound at her best. The hair is very open in texture and not thick or wiry, it is a little darker than the chestnutty colour of J18 but nowhere near as dark as N20. I have managed to get a sample of her pubes which was done in two ways. The first and guaranteed method was to nibble at the pubic square and pluck one from my teeth if one should snag or at one session I did pull one out which she winched at during its extraction and plundering. The other way I did of getting her love rug was to take the old shavings out of her razor. However this second method may have been form the armpit and it is not guaranteed as a pube. Sadly she then moved the razor and I suspect she may have twigged something . I do have a sample though which was plucked from my teeth during an oral session. Her hairs described now onto the slit itself of S23 There is very little in the way of puffy outer lips and no exquisite mound . Also there was none of that ugly folding when the outer lips were opened, her inner lips were only slight but after working her into a frenzy the internal doors would go a bright crimson colour and at this point I noticed that her inner lips are flapped at their lower part but they stick to her body and it is only with working that these can be seen to be 1cm in length. At the top of the slot is her clit now this is hidden by a small hood that is easily pushed to up and unlike B21 it stays out of the way so that her “white bean” or button is easily exposed. Throughout the relationship this erogenous zone has always been very pronounced and white even in a darkened room it was easy to find as it would stick out significantly and is a much lighter colour. As its easy to find, its easy to keep on fire and I was able to provide her with multiple orgasms. Her love ravine was always moist and odourless. The latter due to her always showering and washing it before we would do anything. She would also then applying talcum powder. Amazingly it doesn’t appear to dry things out inside and up the crack but the sight of a powdery white marks on her underwear, the bathroom floor or on her woman bits was not the most appealing. Of the few times that I did get fanny batter from her, this was rather tasteless and not the fine vintage liquor of J18 or N20. But then it’s was not the foul bitter discharge of R22 either. Perhaps this was down to the talc killing the flavour? No other woman I’ve had has every powdered her crack so. There is very little in the way of a pronounced mound of Venus . A feature that is always nice to see and this feature may have to remain with the near perfect pussy of N20. Of course the “P” word is reserved for N20. Apparently S23 called it her “bitsy” when she was young , I’ve heard her refer to it as her “lady parts “ in theatrical way during some sessions , but often we refer to it as her “c*nt” which is very powerful word that is a real turn on. With no mound the main feature externally of her love furrow was the hysterectomy scar that ran horizontally for 10 cm about 3cm above her “hair square”. She was a little conscious of this and always wore over sized pants that rode up over the scar. This would stop her going nude on the beach although it didn’t stop her going topless. It took her a few sessions in the dark before she would let me see “Her smile” as she called it and we would often fuck with her lacy knickers pushed over to one side so her scar was covered over Now it didn’t make much difference ether way to me what it was like externally but internally she said that due to the operation “there were no periods” and that her hole was very tight. Certainly I can confirm this. My 8 inch rod when fully erect will only go no more than ¾ inside her . She would often re-mark how big and heavy I was and would should “Oh Jesus “ as I shoved my weapon inside her. She liked to be “fucked hard” and certainly her tight slot was up for it when we met up on alternate weekends as fuck buddies. However after each session she would often complain that she was sore inside for the next few days. ( the only moaning she made at the time was purely positive). My compliments must go to her surgeon for making her so tight. Although perhaps the tube was a little short she did enjoy the large portion of manhood that I was blessed with. In a funny way her new love tunnel was somewhat virginal as she had only touched 4 men’s cocks in her life and of those men she had had my cock was the largest she had ever had. Her husband of 36 years had left her before the op and I was the only man since her divorce that she didn’t make wear a condom. So by her own admission, I was going up where others had never been before and she felt like a virgin! Orgasms for her, well were pretty easy to give her, I just kept tonguing her protruding white button for 20 minutes and she would rise her pelvis up and hit my nose when she is at crisis. She would gasp and twitch in a similar way to N20. On the odd occasion she would use her small green bullet vibrator but soon relished that I could do the trick for her. According to S23 when orgasming she would tighten up inside. Now I never managed to experienced this with my cock in her as it was never stiff enough. However when she twitched the start of her love tube would contract a little if I had three fingers up her. In no way was this anywhere like wonder of the cervical contractions on A16 when my cock was up her. She would often spoil a good 30 minute tongue session of orgasms by saying the clique “Oh ambassador you spoil me”. I really didn’t like this but I knew she was happy. For her age not a bad love nest and don’t be put off by a hysterectomy. Its just a shame about the talcum powder. |
The hairiest woman I've ever seen
I didn't have to wait long for a mutual friend to introduce me to R24 during a weekend when I was not found at S23.
R24 was an American, who was a couple of years younger than me. She was attached to one of their bases in the country. As such she travelled the world in a nomadic way picking up partners at every location (two timing a few too). Now I didn't get the full number that she had had, but would say from the dozen or so men that she did name that her appetite for sex and new partners was close to matching me. She was n't promiscuous, it was just her constant moving that lead to her high man count. To my credit she said she was now at the stage in life where "mediocre sex was no longer on the cards" and she was to only go for awesome sex from here on in . As a couple who briefly were an item over the next few months we were explosive with multi sessions per night matched with multi, noisy orgasms that occasionally culminated with cervical spasms tightening around my throbbing cock. Admittedly these were not to the same magnitude as A16's cervical orgasmic pulses, but needless to say to find a woman who tightens up around and then locks your inserted weapon in place so as to wring out all your cum inside her, is a rare thing that should be cherished. Now to look at she was small (5'1"), dumpy and like most Americans was over weight. She did make up for this though by having enormous 38E breasts (joint largest by volume to date) and a "who-har" as she called her slot that I would say are unique amongst those I have encountered. The first thing that struck me was how hairy she was around her slot. From eastern European stock, the hair was jet black and wiry, rather than the chestnut varieties of my previous ladies. This was a mass of hair, both in area and volume that I've never seen before. The length of the hair strands was a good 5 cm long and the mass was wide going from the crease in her leg/hip interface. It also went upwards to much closer than most lady's belly button. It was also thick and the skin beneath could not be seen which made a change from the middle aged, hair thinning gals I had dined on recently. Although the area and mass were wide, the boundaries of this did not go all the way to her belly button and so did not distract from her pierced belly button. Nor did the hairs go up her arse crack. Hairy ladies I can just about tolerate but hairy butt cracks really is a bit beyond the pale and a turn off. On our first night in bed, I did lick her out and fuck her with all that hairy mass between us, I then did it several more times throughout the night. In the morning the novelty had worn off of having to pick hairs from my teeth, so I then found a pair of scissors, and suggested that the mass had to go before roughly hacking at her forest and filling a small coin bag with her jet black hair to join my collection of other pubes I have collected. I finished her off by giving her a novelty shave with my signature cut of tiger strips. With much of the mass of her hair removed , I could not see any mound of Venus, but perhaps this is a fat gal thing as R22 didn't have a mound due to her blubbery belly mass Sadly she was to be deployed the next day and it would then be a few more months before I would see her again. To keep the wolf from the door I carried on bedding the equally small channeled S23 in the mean time but the sex was never the same with S23 when you have given the orgasmic experience that R24 had given around my choked cock. On R24's return we fucked nightly for an entire week and got very little sleep, with additional study time, discovered during these sessions more about her love hole. Given that she has not pumped out any pups, I can not just slip into her unannounced (see J18)as she is quiet tight. On shaving herlady bits I had time to look more closely at her lips and clit. The latter is under a small hood which is easily revealed back and stays out of the way when pushed up, unlike that of B21. Her inner lips are all wrinkled up and surround her clit. when these are pulled they form larger large flaps , the size of which I had not encountered up to that point previously. I estimate that they were as long as two inches with just gentle teasing out and without stretching them. However they would coil back into their wrinkled state easily and unless you were rummaging around down there you would not notice the size of them. She was odourless down there and I don't recall the production of much fanny batter. As mentioned earlier her tiny narrow Who-har meant that I could not slip in. Like her predecessor S23 I could easily and regularly hit the top wall of her uterus with my solid 8 inches. Although I was not the biggest cock she had seen and handled she had to admit that "Big Marcus" was just too large and she knew that he would hurt and was not allowed up her. The first time that she rode me cowboy style ( a position that allows deep penetration) , she cried "Holy cr@p" as she gently lowered herself onto me, before she steadily and more quickly rode me until I got an unexpected harder sensation on the end of my prick than that of her soft uterus wall. This was due to me prodding her contraceptive coil. She was sex mad and for the rest of the week whenever I was in "giant mode" and fully erect she didn't want to waste it, but said that we had to be gentle due to her been "so tiny" and sore already. I never saw her fully shaved, but with her tight passage, a cock throttling orgasm and an odourless smell, she has to rank as one of the better fannys I've had . If only she didn't have those large coiled up fanny flaps as a shave to remove all her hair would allow her to challenge the near perfect love mound of N20 and her glorious waxed pussy. She has now been redeployed but should our paths cross again , I think some awesome sex will be on the cards once more and I will also shave her completely so that she becomes a category two pussy |
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