DIRTIEST PLACE YOU’VE HAD SEX
 

Where was the dirtiest or sketchiest place that you’ve had a sexual encounter? Bathroom? Closet? Alley? Abandoned building?

I guess for me it was when I was in my early twenties. At a party at a friend's old house, I met a girl that was eighteen. I don’t remember much about the whole episode, I was very drunk. But somehow I was able to talk her into going with me up into this old attic and having sex, while the party was still going on downstairs. Just a dingy attic, I'm pretty sure there was an old single bed that we used. She was kind of a cute (for a drunk guy) brunette with an average body and smaller B cup tits. But I long ago forgot her name, or many details beyond being on top of her and sliding down her bra cups so I could suck on her tits. I'm sure we didn't completely undress.

I was in college and went to a bar on a Friday night. I was drinking heavily and this chick came up and asked me to dance and during out dance asked if I wanted to go outside. We ended up in a car and when it got too steamy we took a walk down the road to a cow pasture. I got her panties down and fucked her on the ground. Don't know if she was laying in a cow plop or not, but it was possible. The next day I was relieved we weren't in my dorm room or I might have had to chew my own arm off to get out of there. Yep, she was coyote ugly! :eek:

DUNDEE
 

dundee!!

It's a toss up...
 

Between a bathroom floor in a private pool area in an apartment complex, and standing up in a public restroom at a little league field.

place
 

In college, we used to party in a disused train tunnel that ran under part of the campus. And, yes, one night, as drunk as I could be, I had sex with a girl friend, there in the tunnel. I'm sure hoping it also counts as the nastiest place she ever had sex!

I used to manage all the maintenance at a large school bus lot. This particular site had about 200 buses, so pretty big and busy, six or eight mechanics, noise, lots of bus drivers wandering through, constant bus traffic coming and going. The building was old, ramshackle, prone to flooding from a nearby creek, and had been added onto several times.

One of the add-ons was a tire room, which still had a dirt floor. It had a battered, homemade door on it which didn't lock and mostly would just flop shut under its own weight. We kept all our spares, used tires and rims in there, along with some other mechanical flotsam and jetsam (big spare parts, snowblowers, etc). Automotive shops can get extremely grimy and dirty over time if not attended to regularly, and this place was no exception. That old tire room also had a healthy decoration of several decades worth of cobwebbing.

Couple of years into my employment I started fucking a very cute, redheaded, housewife bus driver. Finding places for a quickie was always kind of problematic, and we ended up fucking on school buses out on the lot most of the time, one of us keeping an eye out during the act. Then there was the tire room, which we eventually began ducking into from time to time. Dangerous; we could hear people walking by just on the other side of the dilapidated, non-locking door. And then we had to exit the room afterward. If anyone had seen her coming out of there they'd have instantly known what was up. But such was the heat of desire and excitement from the danger.

And that little barn sided, tin roofed room was so dirty. I swear she must've gone home many times with dusty, black tire tread marks on her ass, cobwebs in her hair, and barn dirt in her shoes. All that happened over 20 years ago. I'm kinda chuckling to myself remembering it all.

Craigavon Sewage Works.

I don't know for the life of me how I remembered this, 'but':

youtube.com/watch?v=n-qc-ntq5qw

A stuck freight elevator with my GF, it was the 1st time we had sex together. We were at this warehouse to pic up something for her father when the elevator stopped. We rang the bell over and over until we heard someone say, "we called maintenance, they'll be here in about an hour, have a seat".

My GF was getting panicky, we had only been dating a couple of months, no sexy stuff yet. She just said that maybe if we have sex it will take her mind off the situation. I'm thinking that I don't know if I can make it last an hour. It was close enough.

I think we’re gonna need a few details on this one. I’m hoping you’ll say that you banged some baseball mom in there.

My wife told me about a time she was partying with some other people back when she was still in school. she said there was junk yard in town that was basically abandoned and had a collection of old mobile homes that were very dirty, nasty and full of junk but basically falling apart. She said one night they were all back there hanging out in one that they had put an old sofa and some chairs inside they had found around playing spin the bottle. She says she ended up getting fucked by two of the guys in the group on one of the old dirty smelly couches in front of the others. She said despite showering several times she swore she could smell the funk of the couch for several days afterward.

Cover the face and fuck the base
 

We had the quote as horny teenagers
"Cover the face and fuck the base"

Politer version
"Switch off the lights and Fuck the hell out of her"

Concert behind the portable restrooms, I was drunk as fuck and pretty high and I got in the mood and he took me back and I just went down, honestly I don't remember much but flashes of things that happened that night lol

Filthiest place I ever has sex was an old garage that I used to rent to keep my Summer car in. Even the rats in that place wore overalls.

Being based in the UK I bought a VW beetle beach buggy that only got used about 3 month's out of the year due to the lack of roof and wet weather in the UK. The rest of the time it was kept in a pokey little garage about 1/2 mile from my parents home. This place was damp and smelled of oil but the rent was cheap and it was secure apart from the Rats.

One night I was out on the beer as was usual before I settled down to married life with the wife, I was in one of my local pubs and a bit worse for wear, I got chatting to some pretty young Blonde thing at the bar called Kirsty. She was about 19 years old and at 5ft 10" was just taller than me and a student nurse at the university down the road. I had seen her before around the area but never to chat to. I remember she had a short Red skirt on and lovely long legs. Her white button up top was hiding nice pert b-cup tits but it was the long legs and the cute smile that grabbed my attention.

Chatting for a while lead to laughing and joking and we sat I put my hand on her knee at last orders we decided to go outside and go for a walk somewhere secluded. On the way I had a thought, I had always has the fantasy to have a girl bend over the bonnet of the Beetle and this was the perfect chance being only 5 minutes walking distance from the pub was my lockup garage. I suggested I take her to see the car I had told her about and she was happy to tag along with me talking nonsense laughing and swaying along next to her.

We got to the Garage which unknown to me didn't have a working light bulb at the time, We went in and closed the door and in nearly complete darkness started kissing and before long I had my hands up her skirt on that firm arse. After few minutes of kissing and groping her I had an overwhelming desire to go and pee so instead of going out into the night and the street lights I went into the corner of the garage and pee'ed in to what thought was the old half oil drum I used to change the oil on the car in the garage.

I composed myself and went back to sorting out young Kirsty. I went back to kissing and managed to find her buttons and undo her shirt and slipped my hands under her bra feeling her nipples pointed like bullets in the cool air on her firm tits. I undid the bra for better access and dropped it with the shirt on the seat of the car. Her hands were already had already unbuttoning my jeans and I was hard and ready to go, She dropped down in front of me and started kissing my stomach lifting my t-shirt and gradually kissed her way down and took my hard cock in her mouth. After a few minutes of a seriously good sloppy BJ I told her about my fantasy with the car and she seemed into it and I told her to put her hands on the bonnet and bend over for me.

As she bent over the car I lifted her skirt from behind and pulled her thong down and stuck it in my pocket for safe keeping. I slipped my hand on her bare shaven pussy and slid a finger inside her tight hole. Due to the darkness it made it difficult to take in the sight of those legs leading up to the tight arse and pussy I was about to enjoy. I slide into her from behind trying not to fall over my jeans which were still around my ankles from the BJ. Her pussy was tight and very wet, she gave out a low moan as I slipped inside her and started banging away. Being more than slightly tipsy I wasn't at my peak and it didn't take me long before I was about to cum. I could hear Kirsty was ready too and her command of "Of yes! Fuck me Harder!!" sent me over the edge and I shot my load inside her tight pussy.

We caught our breath and She pulled down her skirt and proceeded to feel around for her thong on the garage floor, I reached into the car and found what I thought was an old oil rag used to wipe my hands when working on the car and gave a cock a quick wipe over with that. We both sorted our clothing out and I remembered her thong was still in my jeans pocket, handing it her back she reached down to put it in her handbag which she had put down on the floor when we came in. I heard her shout from the corner "Why is my handbag full of water" thinking nothing of it I just said in my non sober state "It's a bit damp in here isn't it". I kissed her and gave her my number and asked her to call me in the week.

Once outside in the street light we realised I had pissed in her handbag in the corner and wiped my wet slimy cock on her white blouse and covered it with oil tossing it down on the floor after.

Unfortunately I never did get a call from Kirsty to repeat the performance.

Years ago, while living in Myrtle Beach, SC - My wife put on a pair of boots, thigh high stockings and an overcoat. We went to an adult bookstore in a sleazy part of town. Upon entering, I paid for a porn movie to be played in a booth. We went in, she took her coat off and bent over a chair.

I fucked her from behind. I came, pulled out and the cum dripped on the floor. She said the chair was sticky, and thew floor was too. It was the grossest place we have ever been in. The thrill of being in such a place caused her to cum quickly, squirting as she did.

We did not say a word. She grabbed her coat and we walked out to the car with her naked. What a thrill.

Ah, the good old days. All of those p[laces are long gone in MB. Sounds like you were at Excitement Video.

Thanks for reminding me of the name - I forgot it.

Tough Call
 

Fucked my girlfriend floating in a tube in the Hudson River, this was in the 80's before the water started to clean itself.

Fucked the same one on a set of public steps in a pool locker room.....perhaps athletes c*nt?

Lol a few different places. Once fucked a former girlfriend in a nasty owl house. It rinked bad !

2 times
 

I have twice in nasty places....

First time was with an ex we had been broke up a few weeks. I was 18 working for some of my family at a very small business some of the offices had been redone but the other half were super filthy and basicly a wreck... she called me told me to stay at work late she was coming by. She gets there everyone is gone walks in to the office and has on this long jacket with a tiny skirt with no panties and tee shirt that barely came below her tits with no bra on underneath. She was a bit crazy to say the least she told me she wanted me back and she wasnt leaving until we worked it out and fucked. she had the best ass of anybody ive ever fucked. It was thick while the rest of her was smaller. Blond hair 5'4 34C tits with smaller super pink nipples with a totally shaved smooth pussy that was still super tight. She took off her coat turned around raised her skirt up and jiggled her ass at me told me she knew I wanted it...i told her to stop there were cameras, if she wanted we could go to the old offices. We get over there and they are really a mess... no door on the bath room toilet is full and not working, drywall all over the place, looked like animals had been making homes in there, floors almost unwalkable the furniture all over the place all torn up ect....it stunk so bad... she got down on her knees and took my cock out, it was already super hard. While she was sucking it i asked if she had a condom she said no. I told her i had one in my car id go get it... i never would fuck her with out one... she said ok I halfway dressed went out there to get it.. it wasnt there. I walked back in and she was in the floor doggy style fingering the hell out of her pussy. I told her it wasnt there that we couldn't fuck she would have to suck me off all the way... she kept pounding her pussy with her fingers told me no to fuck her but to just pull out. I got down behind her licked her ass a bit and then pulled me cock back out. She was almost ready to cum anyway so I shoved it in her and grabbed that wonderful ass.... She came pretty quick and I was about to.. I pulled it out and put it in between her ass cheeks and humped it until I started to cum.

Will try to write about the second one tomorrow....

number 2
 

Ok number two

I had been dating this hot little blond for about 2 months she was the ex of a friend of mine, I was 21 living at home at the time. One Saturday she said we should go to one of our mutual friends houses all drink and spend the night there. It was a tiny run down dirty house the couple lived there with one of their parents. We werent there long we all started drinking and my girl said she was ready for bed. So we decided to sleep in the couples room and they were going to sleep in the living room. We get in there and it is a total wreck food all over smelly clothes everywhere trash ect ect. The bed was a full size and looked like and smelled like the sheets had never been washed. I really didnt wanna even lay down but my girl started getting naked told me to lay down. She started sucking my cock and we got into a 69 I made her cum hard on my face. She put a rubber on me and i got on top of her and fucked her until I came. It didn't take long lol She wanted more. I was fine with that my dick stayed hard. so I took the condom off wiped my dick off on the bed sheets and put another one on. She got on top of me and rode me hard she got off of me and laid down told me to eat her pussy so she could cum. She did I got on top of her again and pounded it (or thought I was lol) until I came again. I rolled off her and not two minutes later she said we need to talk. She told me she wanted to break up because of my dick size basicly but still be friends hoped i wasnt mad ect. She had planned on breaking up with me that night thats why she set it up for us to go to our friends house. They knew it too. Anyway i woke up the next morning and she was sucking my cock i put her ontop of me in a 69 again and let her cum on my face she jacked me off onto her tits and face.

We stayed in contact mostly until I got married then didn't.


A few years later she started working at the same place my wife did... she told my wife how big of a mistake she made breaking up with me and that she shoulda married me, how great of a guy I was ect. They became friends, she would visit and such and me and her became good friends again as well.

After a few years we were both in kinda crazy spots she was single and my wife had gave me a hall pass.. I wanted to use it with her, so I started hitting on her texting ect. It was going good we both agreed to try to hook up she wanted me to eat her and make her cum, she didnt have her dildo cause she had to move back in with her parents. (a different funny story about her dildo and moving) so she said she really needed to cum on a regular basis, she sent me some naughty pics ect. Talked about how to get her here to my house without anyone knowing ect how we were gonna fuck and such, she did tell me during that time I was only one of two guys that ever made her cum by eating her. She loved that. both agreed on no condoms ect this time.

But then she was involved in a wreck before it happened. She got back with her former bf and they go married. I still see her at church some and we hug and talk to each other like crazy.