It's not delivery, it's.......Pizza!
 

There have been several threads of pizza delivery, so here's pizza without the delivery guy.

I'm terrible at spotting adult actresses, so if a mod could take a look that'd be great.

More pizza girls

"Pizza Pizza"
--Little Caesar

Sex is like pizza:
When it's good it's good
When it's bad it's still pretty good

Pizza: The original love triangle

Me: Waiter, will my pizza be long?
Waiter: No, it'll be round.

A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it. He has no recollection of how he got there.
While pondering it, his bedside phone rings, and he answers it. A doctor on the other end identifies himself, and tells the man:
"I have really bad news. You're very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests, and got the results back this morning. I'm afraid you have Avian flu, Ebola, and you're positive for HIV and hepatitis."
Stunned, the man asks "Well, what's next!? What are you going to do?"
The doc replies: "Well, for starters, we're putting you on a strict diet of only pizza."
The patient asks: "Will that really help me, doctor?"
"No", the doc responds. "But it's all we can fit under the door."

Q: How do you fix a broken pizza?
A: With tomato paste.

Getting towards the end....

Well, that's it for now. 103 tasty pics. Chew on that for a while.