My Annoying Hot Mom
 

Ever since my mom and dad split up last year, my mom turned into a mega-diva. She moved us to this small but rich beach colony/gated community after she went and gave herself blonder hair, fake tan, fake boobs (36C, saw the tag on her new bras), lips always in a permanent pout, and she's the only single mom, who's Asian - a blonde Asian which makes her more noticeable - with petite body and perfectly round fake boobs.

To say she stands out from the other plain moms is obvious.

So now that the word is out to my friends that my mom has been going by our local cable station and trying to have meetings with I guess whoever the producers are that make some of the shows that they do. She's planning some sort of fundraising event that she thinks is “perfect” for them to see her “natural talent in front of an audience.” My friends are saying it’s gonna be “perfect” to prank her somehow so her “perfectly fake porn star boobs get seen in front of an audience”

Someone showed me this old video from the Little Rascals called "Beginner's Luck" and it was about a pushy mom like mine who made her son be in a lame talent show and he and his friends have a plan to ruin his act when he goes onstage. When the mom tries to get him off the stage, her dress gets ripped off by the curtain. After I showed it to my friends, they all agreed how awesome it would be to happen to my mom... and the more I think about it the more they;re right

Typical
 

If she had sexed herself up for your father, they probably wouldn t be divorced..:(:mad:

Typical ....>>>>>> Men don't get divorced because of their wives cooking!!

No, no, no. Sex is not the reason for all divorces.

ok
 

ok..... 99*%

A female told me this:
 

"If the sex is good, it is 10% of the relationship,

if the sex is bad, it is 90% of the relationship."

One may argue with the numbers, but the idea makes sense to me.

sex
 

Attitude counts.... either your into it, or your just doing your husband a favor....(boring)

I think we're gonna need pics of said mom.

My Annoying Hot Mom
 

Can't believe you'd all blabber about why my mom and dad got divorced. Jeez. Simple reason is that my dad cheated with some young secretary and my mom found out & divorced him. I don't know how she found out, so don't ask. Not going into it. Ok?

My Annoying Hot Mom
 

I've been thinking about maybe posting a few pix of Jillian (that's my Annoying Hot Mom's name).

Just don't want to get constant requests from pic hunters or what not. I know a lot of people think "oh, what's he complaining about having a hot mom." Well... if you could see/hear how snobby and b*tchy Jillian is to everyone (including me) then maybe you'd see why I almost agreed to help my friends prank her.

Now that Halloween is coming up, they're telling me I should ask her to let me have a costume party and ask her to dress up like "Elvira." I'm pretty sure no way Jillian's gonna go for this

GRITS, no friend request, but damn if that butt in your profile pic is yours, it is so hot!

Yup, and men don't hook up with the secretary at work when wifey is keeping the sheets warm at home. It's like the old quote "how to keep your man happy? His stomach full and his balls empty"

Yeah, so your mom has had a hard time, make it a bit worse and pimp her on here

As a wise woman once said:
 

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"If the sex is good, it is 10% of the relationship,
if the sex is bad, it is 90% of the relationship."


Very insightful.
I gotta remember that!

My thoughts exactly... it makes me wonder how old OP was.

Past
 

Well, this thread was written in 2016, so whatever age you think he is, subtract 4 years. Lol.

I remember this thread!

My friend growing up had a hot mom. He hated it. She didn't know she was hot, though. I loved sleeping over at his house (all the way through college until we moved really far away from each other).

Hot moms.
 

My girlfriend in high school had a hot mom, too. She was small framed with massive boobs!! She was also a drunk and would often come over to use our pool (she was also friend a friend of my Dad). I was constantly catching glimpses of those massive tits and shots of her blonde pussy as she stumbled in and out of the pool, climbing in and out of the loungers, etc. I had a perpetual hard on whenever she came over! Good Times!!!

The same thing could be said about finances.