ONE CLICK LICKS...NO DICKS
 

My "Friends or Lovers?" thread has been MY only thread so far to deal with ladies who are near and dear to my heart...Lesbians! From the Isle of Lesbos, somewhere near the rocks, the siren's song compells me to do my best to present the full spectrum of lesbian erotica. Here you'll hopefully find stuff to turn on women as well as men. I want to show the romance, the tenderness and the wild stuff too. I also want to show friendships and women just hanging out with other women.There may be a few toys...but no dicks. If you want to contribute, I will be looking for hard and soft, vintage, art and contemporary pics. KEEP MEN COMPLETELY OUT OF THE PICTURES.

Enjoy,
Mulder

All sorts of ways
 

Most women I have talked to on an intimate level have at least had a fantasy or two about sex with another woman. Some have acted on it. My last girlfriend had a woman go down on her to please her ex husband. As he watched she felt the feminine tongue exploring places where only men had gone before. She faked an orgasm so the woman would stop. It wasn't her thing... she just wanted to please her guy. Bi curious, but not a lesbian.

The couple
 

I lived next door to an Inn. I met a lesbian couple who were staying in the Inn out front on the sidewalk. Both were pretty butch looking in their dress and hairstyles, but they had very fit and lovely bodies. I enjoyed talking to them about the best places to eat in town, etc. Later that evening I was coming home from a movie. I noticed a light on in an open window in the Inn. It was my lesbian friend's room! I was thrilled to see that they were necking on the bed! I stood on the sidewalk watching. They kissed and cuddled and began to unbutton each other. I saw a hand come from underneath and between the legs of one of the lovers. The hand cupped her vulva, the middle finger dug into her jeans at the crack of her ass. Then they suddenly broke apart. The curtain was pulled. The lights went out. Shit!

Fantasies
 

I like being a man, but sometimes I fantasize about being a lesbian woman. If nothing else, I would love finding out how a female orgasm feels. It looks so intense and wonderful. I imagine being a lesbian voyeur. I think about how it would be to enter locker rooms and bathrooms...all that visual stimulation! Maybe it would drive me crazy.
Besides the occasional celebrity bromance, (which basically amounts to me wishing I were some good looking famous guy) I have never been physically attracted to men. I have very few male friends. I hate to say it guys, but most of you are just good for competition in sports. I could easily live on Venus. Menstruation would be a drag, but yeah...I could be a woman. Of course, I would be a lesbian.

Lesbian myths
 

Most of the lesbians I know don't hate men. However, many hate some of the things men do. I hear immature jerks talking sometimes, making really crude comments about their wives or girlfriends. They make these remarks about and to other women as well. I've heard a few of them making comments about lesbians hating men...and I think to myself, "No, they just hate you, and you're the type of guy MOST women hate." As the Beatles once sang "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." If you're an asshole, NOBODY is going to like you.

Muff Diving
 

Any lesbian worth her salt knows how to eat pussy. Are they better at it than men? It depends on the lesbian, and the man. If you're going to make love to a woman, no matter what your plumbing, the more talented you are with your tongue...good on ya!

Friends and...lesbians?
 

I like the seeing the joy of sisterhood. Here's a few women having fun. Some going further than others. :)

Grandma ate pussy too
 

The 21st century didn't event lesbianism. Here's some pics of sapphic love from earlier times. Notice that bondage and strap on dildos were around quite a bit sooner than some of you might expect.

Going down
 

The taste of a woman...hoo ha! It's so nice to get your mouth down there in all that warm wetness. Pleasure for her, pleasure for you. I enjoy oral sex more than I enjoy fucking. There's nothing like that moment when her breathing goes crazy, then she starts shuddering, gripping your head in her thighs...and finally she cums in your mouth. Hoo ha. Lesbians are definitely "down" for that kinda fun too.

No men allowed...
 

Except for the lucky bastards who get to watch. Getting to watch two women going at it in full passion is a rare sight. Maybe not as rare as seeing a UFO, or a baseball perfect game...I'd put the odds more like seeing a bear while hiking. If you're in bear country your odds are pretty good. If you live in New York, maybe you can pay to see bears at the zoo, but it's not the same. If you're out there being VERY sexually active, your odds are pretty good. If you live in your mother's basement and surf porn all day...enjoy this thread. (Pssst! It's not the same.)

Passion and fun
 

Whether you take sex seriously or with a grin, or a little of both...having someone to play with in your bed is a big part of what makes life worth living. I don't know any happy celebates.

Modern lesbians Vintage lesbians
 

New vs old...the view is the same: Beautiful.

Friends
 

Here's a little soft core fun. Let these couples spark your imagination.

Finger Food
 

Lesbians enjoying the feast of the flesh.

No Viagra Needed
 

Erectile dysfunction isn't a problem in a lesbian relationship. Even if the batteries are dead in a dildo, at least it stays hard. You never hear a woman bragging that her dildo is bigger than another woman's dildo, either. No birth control needed. Yep, from my somewhat limited male perspective, lesbian sex seems a lot simpler.

"The sailors say 'Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a good wife you would be..."
 

"But my wife, my love, and my lady...is a SHE."

(Not quite how the song goes, but it's how the thread goes. )

Your breath smells like pussy...
 

Here's another set of lesbians doing what you wish you were doing instead of wanking to these pictures of them doing...each other.

Most lesbians I know - not all- have a disdain for men, especially the penis and really especially the balls. I could spend hours postulating 'why' that is...but its a waste of time trying to figure out the way women think, gay or not.

I think a lot - not all - of the pics you see of lesbians are staged and/or done while the girls are drunk. I think many lesbians are far less about 'fucking' and far more about 'relationships'. I know two lesbian couples who are in committed relationships over many years that have never once had sex at all.

You are totally right, Mr. Furry
 

You caught me. I must confess that every pic in this thread is "staged." These are all actually pictures of drunk men in rubber lesbian suits. I apologize for the fraud. I also apologize for staging the holocaust, the moon landing and 9/11. I'm glad you chose not to spend hours postulating on why lesbians have disdain for cocks, balls in particular, and the humans that own them. While you may have much better things to do than trying to understand women, such a lecture might truly be a "waste of time, " since most members just come here to enjoy the pictures. For those seeking something more than my staged offerings, Honeymilk posts a beautiful thread showing a much more accurate look at lesbian love... and there's a little sex too. I highly recommend checking it out. Meanwhile, here are my buddies, John and Ralph, having a little kiss. :D

Settle down, Francis.

The line is "Lighten up, Francis"
 

And you just made the list, buddy! :D

More totally staged lesbian porn
 

Strawberry Fields...nothing is real.

Wow, is it wrong to think John and Ralph are kinda hot????

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 

These days there are fewer differences between our team and their team. If you wanna visit the other dugout, I won't see stop you.

All the fun, without the pregnancy risk
 

Throw your birth control away, ladies. This is a sperm free zone.

Women enjoying quality time together
 

Life is short. It's important to share precous moments with your friends. What you do is up to you...

Going Down Slowly
 

Muff diving. Beaver licking. Sn*tch sucking. Clit surfing. Eating at the "Y" "Carpet munching. Tw*t tonguing. Taco time. Bearded Clam Shucking...anyone have any more?

They've come out...
 

And all I want to do is get in.

When I was just out of high school, an old man I worked with had the most unique term I think I've ever heard. "Valley Viewing."

Valley Viewing
 

Well, it's got two V's...has anyone noticed how the letter "V"even looks like a vagina...or the vulva anyway. By the way, the letter "P" looks like a downward pointing penis with the balls on top. Penis starts with a "P." Suppose that was intentional in either case?
Here's some intentional "Valley Viewing."

"Muff diving. Beaver licking. Sn*tch sucking. Clit surfing. Eating at the "Y" "Carpet munching. Tw*t tonguing. Taco time. Bearded Clam Shucking...anyone have any more?"

Breakfast of Champions!

"has anyone noticed how the letter "V"even looks like a vagina...or the vulva anyway."

Always disappointed that "vulva" is so under used. It's a beautiful word. Besides, we see the vulva, only rarely the vagina--which is internal.

Be My Lesbian Valentine
 

A day to share love...and swap spit.

On this cold winter's night...
 

Cuddle up with some lesbians. Nice, warm, wet lesbians.

More Lesbians
 

Because Lesbians are great.

Somewhere tonight
 

There will be two women having their first kiss. Fear. Excitement. Joy and arrousal. Hands will explore...this is gonna be good.

The Kiss
 

This collage shows all four shots of what I consider to be the most iconic lesbian kiss in amateur porn. The water...the tan fit bodies...the tongues...the leg wrap in the last shot....
To me this is romantic, beautiful... VERY fucking hot. Anyone else agree?

Lesbians relaxing on a Sunday
 

Lazy days are good lezzy days.

The Lesbians are back!
 

They didn't say where they'd gone off to...

Same Sex Lust
 

Le le le Lesbians.

Weekend Lesbians?
 

Or full timers?