Annoying things your wife does during sex
 

I'm interested in what stupid shit wives do during sex. Things that break the mood or make you have to force out of your mind in order to continue. Some examples from mine: Right before she knows I'm going to cum, stops everything and says "do you have any tissues?" Total mood killer that I've trained myself to ignore. Another, when she gets on top to ride me "don't look at my flab" (meaning her stomach). Shit like that.

When my wife gets a cramp.

Annoying things your wife does during sex
Right now I can't think of any but sure there are plenty! After all she's a woman!:D
Just replying so you know we are alive and reading.

Thats when you grab the flab, and say "oh yeah, talk to me flab".

Stupid shit during sex? Bringing up anything that is not in the NOW, as I got ADHD and it can start to fuck with me. Considering other issues in life, it doesn't help.

Only once she did a thing that bugged the shit out of me was when she was faking it, talking shit like in a porn video. I know some guys like that shit, but I don't and its not how she is.

My wife is generally alright...
 

But I had a girlfriend who would get borderline violent when she was drunk. I'd be banging her, then she would start slapping my ass, calling me names. If we were specifically doing a BDSM type situation, perhaps this could have been permissible... But considering she didn't suck dick, this was a no-go. On a side note, she gladly took it up the ass, yet it wasn't that great of an ass to admire. Thankfully, I acknowledged the various signs of"crazy" that I had witnessed.

Remember
 

If your not having real FUN in bed, you don't come back in another life to redo it..... get a divorce, cut your losses and find someone FUN .... then you die.... either miserable or happy..

Quote: Happinesss is NEVER having to start a sentance with :: " I should have"....

Hmm... mine has the ability to know when I am horny and she is not...
Since we sleep naked it's rather easy to start, but before I can make a move she asks my medical advice: 'Do you feel something here?' or, when I am feeling up her breasts: 'Don't you feel a little knob?' and how about: 'I think this lip has changed, it itches, could that be cancer?'

This really helps to stop any thoughts I had about having sex that night...

This is not so much 'during sex', but close enough. I can't look at porn with my wife around. Not that she has a problem with porn. She's fine with the super-professionals like Andrew Blake or Micheal Ninn productions or hentai anime. But if it's the amateur stuff that I like looking at, it devolves into '20 Questions': "How is that attractive?", "Do guys really like that?", "Those breasts look so sad.", etc. etc. Even though she's suggested I can masturbate next to her in bed, she'll start bombarding me with questions and comments again and, well, sorry, I only have enough blood to operate the brain or my dick and I can't get off if she's killing the mood.

What's funny is that if you get her horny, her higher brain shuts down and she can get pretty nasty. I could probably starting fucking her, reveal we're in front of a crowd, and she'd be suggest positions so everyone can see. But it's the before and after that can be pretty annoying.

*To head off a couple of questions: She likes the nice, professional porn and hentai anime because everyone is beautiful and the scenes are perfect fantasy (even if the scenes themselves are debauched). She also reads a lot of written porn because 'you can imagine everyone is beautiful'.

And the masturbate next to her is because if we have sex after a certain time, she has a hard time getting to sleep afterwards. Orgasms tend to leave her wired. So if we don't have sex earlier, I'll 'enjoy myself' before I go to bed.

perhaps, once a month - take a shower together and exam each other bodies for oddities. As we get older - things do change. And sometimes WE do get something that makes us question (what is this? - not talking about STDs). Like a bump on her vagina was a concern, but it was a lymph node situation what was easily resolved.

I like amateur porn too... the high-production stuff is not usually that good, unless you're talking about the quality stuff from Europe like ~~~ self- censorship. But its really excellent quality photography and videos with little talking, perfect lighting, etc.

When I have been wanking my cock over her pussy and as I'm about to come she puts her hand over her pussy to stop me comming on it.
She also puts her hand down to stop me kissing and giving her oral.

interrupting me while I am jerking off to phone pics of my side thing

cmon
 

C'mon that was funny now...I dont care who you are
:D

Maybe other wife's do this too?
 

Our sex has changed so much since we 1st enjoyed it before getting married, then after a long married life we changed our lifestyle to share sex with others too!
You also may notice it takes longer to get a fully hard erection with the wife after having the same person for years.
But besides having the full pleasure and going all the way as my wife and many GF's that I had would say, we enjoy lots of oral on each other!
When my wife does her wonderful oral and plenty of tongue action on every single part of my cock / Balls and asshole, she stays working on it till I CUM in her mouth and there are times I just want to hold her head there so she'll keep on sucking it till I want her to stop - but I don't do that and let her do her own thing!
The part that troubles me is when I'm doing oral on her along with fingering and licking her asshole, when the moment comes that she is going to start her climax - she'll push my head / mouth away from her pussy and cover it up with her other hand!
She use to let me keep on going and enjoy her flowing juices at they squirt out & she does have a huge flow of juices that come out when she is excited too! I just enjoy the taste of it and the thrill she gets, but don't know why she now pushes me out and just about closes shop?
I haven't watched her take close when she is with another guy cause I'm busy with his wife, so I don't know if she does the same with other guys now?
But its nice still having other wife's that'll let you keep on Going! lol
:)

I remember one time I was pounding her from behind, and my calf cramped. She thought I had the biggest orgasm ever when I was screaming. She stopped moving her hips and starts moving to have me out of her pussy. I had to slap her ass and tell her to keep going.

But like any guy, it takes more than that to stop me, and I kept pounding away until I did cum.

Wow, I don't remember seeing this thread...it's been 8 years!

While I have a sex like that a lot of people would DREAM about: sex every day, usually twice a day when we both work from home, all over the house when the kids are out--it's been this way for 20 years now, but it's not all roses.

She is EXTREMELY submissive. She never shows signs of being interested in sex (even though she obviously is). So, I will try to get her going with no signs back from her. But then if I don't peruse her, she gets upset. Because of her super conservative upbringing, it turns her on to act not interested and for me to do things anyway. She has this thing that turns her on to say "no" to me (and means it) but she wants me to keep doing things anyway. I am not totally comfortable with this as we get older, but it really, really turns her on. This was fun for the first decade of our marriage, but as we mature I would like equal reciprocation. She knows this, but refuses to change.

She says all of these sexy things she wants us to do, but when it comes down to it, she really just wants to lie on her back with her arms up, do nothing, yet still enjoy her 8-12 orgasms (with at least two huge orgasms every time that most women never reach in their lives) and squirting a gallon onto my side of the bed.

So, it's tricky. Lots of sex, and it's all amazing, I get off when she gets off, but she always gets her way and has no interest in what I want, probably because I am too easy and all she has to do is remove her bra in the living room in front of the huge windows and I am ready to go anywhere, any time!

Annoying things your wife does during sex?

Phones me and asks when im coming home

yes
 

She calls me and tells me she'll be late coming home..:rolleyes:

Haha! Both of you gave me a chuckle. Thanks!

My wife is also submissive but not as much as yours. She also will say "no" which = "yes". She also rarely offers what she wants to do. It's all up to me and I have to know what she wants. Like you, I'd like a little more input sometimes, but there is a lot of fun to be had with a submissive wife, so I'm not complaining and take it as just the way things are.

My wife just wants to make herself cum. As soon as there’s any sign of fun she’ll make herself cum in <1 minute. No foreplay.

wife
 

he leaks cum on the car seat......right thru her panties......



She takes a shower after fucking my friends....i like fucking her dirty afterwards...