Erotic Quotes You Can't Forget
 

I bet there are some good ones out there you keep for ever ;)

Here is one of the most memorable of mine;

"You like it? I came all this way for you to fuck me. So fuck me c'mon" - My ex fuck buddy while riding my cock on a couch who came 1 hour way just for to get screwed.

"Her bum sank to the floor as her love juices flowed freely between her legs".

A colleague at work used to say it some 35 years ago and I've never forgotten it.:)

"she has the most perfectly shaped pubic mound I have ever seen"

Spoken by a co-worker.

I asked how he knew - the answer " I have mentally undressed her a thousand times"

erotic quote
 

said by a french co-worker (rough translation)
- I'll suck you, until the eyes come out of your head

in french: "je vais te sucer jusqu'à ce que les yeux te sortent de la tête"

"Please fuck me; don't stop. You fuck so deliciously, I like to feel all of you inside of me" - My beautiful girlfriend at our last encounter. Those words still vibrate in my mind.

"Your girlfriend wants you to fuck her in the ass and you're just blowing her off!?!" -My ex-girlfriend after telling me she was ready to try anal before I had woken up for the day.

some favs
 

While riding me cowgirl style, accompanied by hand gesture- "I can feel you in my throat".

On the phone- "I can't wait to fuck you with my mouth".

By email, from my health professional after an appointment- "My panties are wet, and it's all your fault".

After going through a car wash, her tennis skirt up to her waist, naked underneath, legs wide open and two young workers eagerly looking- and said with great enthusiasm- "I LIKE car washes"!

Life is good!

Met an average looking girl with huge tits at a club. Afterward we go to her place. We're making out in no time, grinding, touching and groping each other.
Then she pulls away from me, and she does a slow strip for me and climbs in bed. Those tits were to die for, huge, real, and standing right out there. So I get undressed too, and when I turn to face her........

"ohhhh! You're SO big and SO hard!!"

Best is, she really meant it. The look on her face was priceless..... her eyes were big as saucers!

and I'm just average size.
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My top one is one I never will or can forget, with a female colleague a few years ago.

I was working one afternoon, and one of my colleagues was a gorgeous female about my same age, and we always had this sort of erotic tension without actually saying anything about it directly to each other. It was mostly jokes, but this incident really confirmed all the tension.

This day, we were coaching some kids in a sport together, and I was shouting to one of the players on the field that she "had to come all the way! Come all the way!" as I motioned for her where to run. A normal term to use in that sport.

A few seconds after that, my colleague slowly crept up behind me and whispered: "How I wish you said that to me.....". I turned around, she winked, I smiled and turned back around. Completely flabbergasted.

I could not concentrate at all for the rest of that day...

From a co-worker.
 

Cindy was a hot little blonde. Friendly and always had a bright smile for everyone. If you were lucky enough to work closely with her, as I was, you were also frequently treated to a nice long look down her top. Yeah, she knew who looked and who didn't. So one day she's leaning over showing me her lacy white bra and some ad copy when she suddenly stands up and says, "Do you know why you should masturbate with this hand?" (Holding up her right hand.) Taken by surprise, I mumbled, "No, I don't." Her answer, "Because it's mine!" She came around to my side of the desk and saw the growing bulge. She gave my crotch a little rub and said, "You'll be thinking of me tonight!"

Never did hook up but she was right! I thought about her a lot!:D

"Melissa". It was my wife gesturing to the her friend that I was standing behind her with my hard cock waiting.. Melissa took her cue and devoured me with her mouth. It was just SO hot hearing my wife telling another woman to suck my cock!

Background: Years ago, I was a senior member of a working committee called "Executive Affairs Committee". I was in a serious, but crumbling relationship. A younger and very hot little Latina is also on the committee. I get a call one evening (not uncommon from other members of the committee). It's her. She says she needs me to come down to the office to discuss something to do with Executive Affairs.

I get down to the office, and she is already there in a conference room. She tells me to sit down. Locks the conference room door and sits down in a chair across from me with no table between us. As she extends her leg toward me and her skirt rides up, and her shoe drops off her foot she says in a husky voice

"So... let's discuss executive affairs."

We gave a whole new meaning to the name of that committee!

SIL, "Now I know why sis is always smiling."
Same SIL, "You just touched places none of my 3 husbands ever dreamed of touching."
Wife, "If I wear that, he'll see my pussy hair. Do you want him to see my pussy hair?"
Wife, "He wants to fuck me, do you mind?"

“How happily married are you?”

Said to me at a wedding reception by a friend of the bride. We’d had a couple of innocent conversations earlier when I was sitting next to my wife, but this time she approached me when my wife wasn’t within earshot.

"Well...I'm going to think of you when I fuck."

-my co-worker, after I told her I would not have an affair with her

"I told [female friend who knows me kind of well] that you were nice and girthy"

2 of my favs.......
 

From the wife......
HARDER!!!! HARDER!!!!
as I pumped away in her.........

From the Girlfriend......
OH! You make me so wet!!
as I fingered her as we made out in her car.....

another one
 

"Where are you? Come here I wanna suck it" - another ex fuck buddy while masturbating on my couch bare naked.

she was so much into it eyes closed so she was literally begging for me to my cock into her mouth. I did not... I was busy to record that priceless session and don't wanna ruin the recording. :D

"If you don't fuck me tonight I'll find a guy who will". My horny teenage GF the weekend her BC pills were effective.

"How serious are you about making your favorite fantasy come true? A guy here at the hotel is hitting on me." My wife calling me from a business trip the night she became a hotwife.

Just before getting naked
 

"Well you've already seen me naked, so..."

I've heard this from both SIL's and a bunch of my wife's friends. As far as I can tell, if you've ever gone skinny dipping, or naked hot tubbing, or played strip poker with a woman, even if it was years ago, it is somehow no big deal to see them naked again.

I don't understand it, but I love it.

So, I got in the lift at work to go from the 5th floor to my office on the third floor. A ordinary-looking young lady got in behind me. Knowing that most people would want to go to the ground floor I said to her, "Do you want to go all the way?". She replied, "Oh, it's been some time since somebody said that to me". I smiled, but being a happily married man, I just went on my way, but I still remember it, some twenty years later.

“I’m just going to stand here until somebody feels me up!”

Said by the naked sister of a neighborhood dude just after she’d done an impromptu strip tease for a shocked group of her brother’s friends in her house. Sadly I wasn’t one of them, so this was something I heard second hand. But I've never forgotten that line.

Cum on my tits! Cum on my tits!
 

Just thought of another one.

A million years ago. A sort-of-blind date. Buddy's GF had a friend come along, and we partied at his house.
She was an OK looking, thin little thing, small tits, substantial nipples.
I know this because we wound up fucking in his spare bedroom.
So I'm fucking her hard, missionary style, bareback.... .. I know I'm about to blow, she's cumming, and starts screaming,
"Cum on my tits! Cum on my tits!"
OK..... I can do that.... haha!!
And yeah, she's smearing it all around....

Last I ever saw of her. Buddy broke up with his GF, I never got a phone #, etc.
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Yea, I love those kind of unexpected ones. Gives you a brief little jolt to the system.

Some road trip with a group of us in college, a girl I hadn't even considered was into me, when we were talking about who was going to sleep in which room, she announces to everyone:

"I don't care where I sleep, as long as I get to sleep with Karl."

Another I can't forget..
 

"May I swallow it?" - another ex fuck buddy while still holding my full load in her mouth after I exploded between her lips.

It was also one of the most surprising request I've got from a woman. I replied "Uhmm...well..they are yours now so do as you pleased"

she swallowed :D

"Yesssssssssssssssss!"

Doggy position, her in control as she pushed back and my cock slid deep into her ass for the first time. First time anal for both of us.

...and did she? :)

Was having a MMF with my wife last Friday night. We were laying in bed waiting on her. She walks in and simply said "Put me where you want me"

I would hate to disappoint a girl. :cool:

(very matter of factly) "OK, help me clean the apartment and I'll give you a blow job" -My ex, as she stripped naked.

For me, it is probably from a porn movie.

The movie is "Traci's Big Trick", and is basically the porn industries response to the Traci lords scandal. In it, it has Jacqueline Lorains acting as Traci Lords. In one scene, she has picked up a producer (Jerry Butler), and they are going at it and he is balls deep inside of her when he recognizes her.

Producer: Oh my God, your fucking Traci Lords!
Traci Lords: No, you're fucking Traci lords.

I actually doubled over laughing the first time I heard that, and rewind it 3 or 4 times to hear it again.

And a second comes from the movie "Raw Talent", once again by Jerry Butler. He is a soap actor who had a past in porn, and is trying to explain to a girl what he had done she might have heard of (Taija Rae).

Shirley: What do you do?
Eddie Czeropski: I'm an actor.
Shirley: Name something you've been in.
Eddie Czeropski: Well, I was in the soap opera "Dawn Of Day".
Shirley: I don't watch soaps, name something else.
Eddie Czeropski: All right, I did some off-off Broadway, some one act plays, some summer revivals...
Shirley: Tell me something I might have seen on TV, something really big.
Eddie Czeropski: Something that's been on TV. Well, I was in the Vietnam War, and I had a bit part in that one.

Not exactly erotic, but I watch that movie fairly often and love Jerry Butler's lines every time.

Few of mine
 

Twin sister 1: "I only ever squirted when I was pregnant"
Twin sister 2: "OMG me too!"

Ex fuckbuddy as I slid into her after a 10 year gap:"Ohhh I'd forgottent how big you are." (I'm average)
another ex fuckbuddy after she gave me a blowjob for the first time,"Well hello Mr girth."

First long-term girlfriend the first time we were in bed looking into my eyes and whispering,"I'm on the pill."

The comment about porn movies reminder me of a line from Deep Throat. The actress (don't remember if it was Lovelace ) was sitting on the kitchen counter and an actor was going down on her. She picks up a cigarette and says "do you mind if I smoke while you eat".

OMG, I remember that! Dolly Sharp, who was playing Linda's roommate. I think that was while she was getting entertained while Linda was getting gangbanged, seeing if anybody could make her cum.

And yea, I am known in other internet circles as somewhat of a porn historian. :D

A girl once said to me "No way, No fucking way" as she took my cock out of my trousers. When I asked what she meant, turns out I'm bigger than average although I never knew that. Another woman came up to me in a pub once and said "I know you've got a big knob".

hung
 

My wife tells me " I gave you a compliment today", I asked how so... and proceeds to tell me what is below, but just to give some context to the statement.... she was over at a girlfriends house early a couple of weeks ago, she was really tired, and they were making a decision on where to shop (or some other mundane thing) and she tells me that she tells her GF

wife: "I don't really care... I'm really hung today."
GF: "Like a h.o.r.s.e?"
wife: "No that would be boosz"

Obviously she used my real name. Now every time we're around this friend, which is quite often, I wonder what exactly is going through her mind. I've never let on that I know the conversation took place. I have no idea if the conversation went any further, she never said anything more and I know better than to bother asking.

When we first got married my bride took around the South to meet relatives who didn't make the wedding for whatever reason. One was an elderly aunt who was a fairly well known author, I was warned that she was a bit on the outspoken side.

There was a family gathering when we got there and my wife paraded me up to meet Aunt Sue, she was sitting on the porch, she held out her hand and looked me up and down then said "you look like a fine young man". Then to my wife she said "well I can see why you married him, look at the size of those feet". I wear size 14.

Everyone thought that was funny, I don't think I have blushed as red ever in my whole life.

"Honey, I need more than one man"
 

..Told to me one early morning as I was Visiting a long time female friend, after her husband had left for work.. even though she had been married barely two years with twin babies.:eek::D:D:D

no way, you must be nuts!
 

Condensed version of a longer story I posted here a while back:
Picked up a super hot lady at a club in Wildwood NJ, vicinity of Atlantic City
We found ourselves walking along the surf at 4 AM with the now silent boardwalk in the far distance.
I suggest skinny dipping. "no way, you must be nuts!" her concern was someone coming along.
I'm trying to convince her, I'm looking around for any sign of a person.
A few seconds later when I turn back around, she's already naked!
And wants to know why I'm still dressed!:D
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(just before falling asleep)
"If you need any of this tonight (gestures down at her body), knock yourself out."