What cheating wives say
 

Well, you know the stats. 50% and more of wives cheat. That means that one half of the men reading this have been, will be,or currently are cuckolds. What's your wife doing right now? Are you sure?

When you find out, you will have the conversation. It goes something like this.

"Are you crazy? Why would you think that?"

"He's just a guy at work"

I barely know the guy

Can't I have men friends?

I would never do anything to hurt you.

Yes, there were 300 texts between us last week, and 70 emails. It's just an emotional thing.

Alright alright, you win. Yes. We kissed, but just once and it never happened again.

You found a motel charge on our bill? Yes, we went to one, but I couldn't follow through and I ended it.

I know it sounds unbeleivable, but it happens to be true. I just could bring myself to do anything.

Okay. I need you to listen to me. I did it. One time. And to be honest, the sex just wasn't that good. It meant nothing to me. I swore to myself I would never do it again. I planned to go to my grave with that secret.

You have more hotel bill charges? Over how long? You went back that far? Alright. I wanted to spare you this, but yes. Maybe 15 times, I'm not sure. But we always used condoms.

Yes I see you have the texts. Yes I said I loved him. It was just talk.

You want a polygraph? You don't beleive me? Does it really matter how long it was going on? Okay. You win. Five years. But the whole time I was really in love with you!

Are there others? No...unless you count the one night stand in 2007 you already know about...well, plus ok let's get it out. Your best friend and I had a three year affair in the 90s. But I loved you and ended it.

Whose child is it? Yours of course. You want a DNA test? Fine....uh, I guess i should mention the condom broke a couple of times.

I hated myself the whole time. I never really liked it. I just went along with it. None of them ever made me cum.

No we never did anything kinky. Give me that much credit. No we never did it in our bed.

So, do you want to go to counselling or something? Can you get over it?

I'll do anything to fix this. I am so sorry. I love you.........................What?................y ou want my phone and passwords..............My iPad..................access to my computer? What am I, in jail? I can't beleive you don't trust me!!!!!!!!!!!

Removed because the program removes a key word that was the heart of my ex wife's excuse.

You have an eye for talent, great posts, great tread!

Good stuff. I laughed my ass off.

Great thread! Hope to see more post like this in the future!!

Wonder
 

Do you allow others to post similar ideas on your thread?:)

How dare you think I've been fucking other men while you were gone.I promise you it's never happened.No other man has been in our bed.Nor me in his.The very idea is hurtful.

german married mom of 2
 

eva s..... ;-)

So now you have to decide if you are going to stay with your cheating wife. What to do? You try to get to what happened and why. This is what they tell you. (Taken from various infidelity sites. These are real quotes).

"I don't remember."

I wanted somebody who was on my level

He is so much bigger than you, so I could do things we can't

Can't we fake it until we make it

You're going to be ok. You'll be fine.

It was JUST sex

Well, if you are going to divorce me, let me know soon so I can be with him.

He meant NOTHING to me.

Don't you see? I chose YOU!

You were deployed. I have needs.

You were my first and only. I wanted to see what I was missing.

I was lonely.

Would it turn you on if we talked about it while we fuck?

Trust me. There was never a chance of an STD or pregnancy! Do you think I'm stupid?