parents sex tape
 

I heard a joke on the radio the other day. "whats more embarrising finding your parents sex tape or getting cought by your parents watching your parents sex tape" so have you found your parents sex tape? do your parents know you seen it?

My parents don't have sex, and I'm pretty sure they never have.

polaroids
 

I found a set of old black and white polaroids my father took of my mother when I was 11. This was back in 1981. No idea when the photos were actually taken. I never found a sex tape of my parents but my father once confessed to me that he enjoyed watching the sex tapes that I had made with my wife. My father had been housesitting for me while my wife and I were on vacation.

One of my college roommates had hardcore polaroids of his parents having sex. He showed me once. It was ... disturbing ... that he had stolen them and then kept them for years.

I once found an old stack of Polaroids with my parents and someone else in them. Can't talk about who it was.

Eeh
 

You can't leave us hanging like that!

Found a locked box under my ex gf's parents bed when they were on vacation. She didnt want to open but i just had to. Inside was a collection of sex toys that would make nina hartley proud, there was also a vhs tape. On the tape was her mom being fucked by two guys, neither of which was her father who we was the cameraman, she was mortified to say te least and spent the nexxt 2-3 hrs crying her eyes out. Her mom seemed much cooler to me after finding out her little secret

Nothing for my parents, but I was helping a girlfriends dad move once and the box I was carrying was full of BBC porn. Including pictures of his girlfriend with a few different black men in hotel rooms. The kicker was he was a raging asshole racist. I guess it takes all types!

I have to leave you hanging. Use your imagination and you'll understand why.

it was Santa Clause!! lol

No sex tape, but like some others I found an envelope of Polaroids and pictures when I was going through my mom's dresser drawers.

The first few were of her posing in a see-through nightie that were taken when she was 19 or 20. My dad was in the navy at the time and she must have taken them for him and sent them to him while he was away. The rest were various Polaroids of them in their mid-30s having sex, taken from my dad's point of view or in a mirror.

I looked at them every day for a few weeks, and then one day when I went to check them out, they were gone. I searched through their entire bedroom, but never saw them again. My mom must have known that I found them, but thankfully she never said anything to me about it.

Ouch :D

Heh! Sounds like my folks. I never once saw them display the slightest bit of affection toward one other when we kids were around. My sisters and I must've been adopted and they never told us.

My boys wanted to believe my wife and I were just good friends and they were adopted. :D

I have. I was nosy one day and looked around my moms room and found a video camera connected to the tv. I was curious so I turned the tv on and pressed play. It was my step dad and his friend fucking her in a hotel room. Never thought of her sexually till then. My dick got so hard. I jacked off all over her bed and got my phone to make a copy of what was on the tv. I started snooping more. I found a box under her bed of her dildos. Realized they were swingers. Found an older camera and looked through the memory card and more vids of my step dad sharing her. I just started "borrowing" her iPhone to read their texts and to check out the pics she sends him. My mom is a freak. I want her Filipino pussy bad :rolleyes:

Sex Tapes and Pictures
 

Found out my mother in law knows of our sex tapes and questioned her son if he had seen any.

Brother in law came to stay a week when the wife worked nights. I let him have our room and I took the couch. After leaving things a certain way in our room, I looked the next day and realized he had been searching and found our stash of pictures. Every day, re-arranged things and check the next morning and sure enough changed again. He went home at the end of the week and I never confronted him.

He came back about a month later to stay again. He and I got to talking and I asked him if he had found anything he enjoyed when he stayed the last time. After some talking back and forth, he finally admitted to it. And yes he enjoyed them. He had seen his sister naked when he was much younger and she lived at home and he never forgot it. He then told me that when he got home, his mom had asked him if he found any as she knew we had them. He told her no. Now I wonder what the mother in law has seen and what she hasn't. Know she has been in our house alone before.

While I have never seen any from my mom and dad, it is exciting to know that the mother in law knows that ours exist!!

Older sister??

They probably go at it like rabbits behind closed doors.

How about posting some pics bro?

:D

Thanks!

hahah nahh. All for me. Sorry:D

Hehe, cruel :p

not a tape
 

i have not found any tape of mom and dad but i have seen their sex session secretly.

My 1st fater in law lived with us one summer,all he did was watch movies and eat,oneday wife was out and I was mowing the lawn,I came in the house to get a soda and my fater in law was watching our personal skinny dipping vhs tapes,he said look what I found behind all the other tapes,he thouht it was great seeing his daughter swimming and walking around the pool nude,he watched them everyday I think cause they were always left out,some were of her nude sunbathing,walking around nude and one in thelivingroom stripping ,full pussy shots too,many were just lying on a float in the pool on her back with many close up shots...he thought it was great,,then one thanksgiving after he was gone-R.I.P.--I took out the tapes and my 2 brother in law and a friend watched all of them while the women were in the diningroom......my ex wife was 34dd-22-36,,all silicone boobs.....

Dad's phone
 

I was helping my Dad the other day showing him how to use some apps on his new iPhone. At one point I launched the browser and there on the screen was some hardcore porn. I quickly closed the tab and we both pretended it hadn't happened. I'm just glad to know that at 72 he's still got the energy for porn.

Thread
 

Why did this thread go dead?? I loved reading the stories from all of you!

Still hanging?
 

I have to admit significant curiosity!!! Did I miss an update?

My parents were downsizing their home and while finalizing the paperwork on the condo, moved some boxes to my place to hold. Growing up, we didn't have a whole lot of money so no cable, but we loved movies. We'd record movies on TV with our VCR and then watch them later. It was a pretty good collection, all labeled and organized. However, we weren't allowed to watch the "Star Wars" one because it was too violent so my parents kept it in their room with some other takes that were not kid appropriate. Flash forward to the present, I thought I'd take a stroll down memory lane and watch a video, commercials and all. So I opened the box and saw the star wars one...figured I'd grab a drink and pop it in. Pushed play, and to my surprise it was a home movie. Very close up video of my mother giving my dad a blowjob from his perspective. From beginning to completion along with some teasing and foreplay in the beginning. I didn't know why but I couldn't divert my eyes. I was both shocked and impressed. My mom has always been a very conversative woman.

Never underestimate a "conservative" woman. My late wife appeared to be a conservative suburban wife and mother. You wouldn't guess she was an adventurous lover who had dozens of partners including a little bit of bi, loved oral, and even took it up the ass.

Yes, this was just confirmation of that fact. Conservative women are some of the best. My father was a pastor for a few years also. It's wild to think.

Needed to give this a little bump to get some more stories!!

My wife is very conservative outside -- schoolteacher, etc., -- but nicely wild in the bedroom.

Somehow, God made a good match for us. What I'm not interested in, i.e., anal, other partners, etc., she's not interested in. But, if I'm game for it, she is. Together, we've been having fun for over 40 years.

My mother and stepfather, though... My oh-so-holy mother was openly sleeping with him in the late 60's, when it wasn't so accepted. His kids were upset, but they didn't know about her earlier sleeping with a married guy before that, plus the sick things he had her do.

Her sleeping with my future stepfather didn't bother me, but what did piss me off was his stealing my Playboy and Penthouse magazines, then tossing the WWI aviation books that were kept in the same box!

F

Cool story. I've wondered what my father-in-law would do if he found his daughter's photos and videos. My wife's parents used to stay with us quite often and he always slept downstairs where I kept an album of Polaroids and sex videos - would have loved to find him looking at her nude pics - maybe he did. We used to get a premium sex channel and I know he watched that, because he told me he liked watching it and asked me if we still got it. They don't travel as much anymore, but the next time they're here I want to show him how to watch porn movies on the computer, and hope that he "stumbles" across some videos of his daughter.

MOre
 

There have got to be more stories out there!!

HA. ;)Just read this entire post. And this is exactly why we burned old photos and deleted many pictures on my computer. We are those old people and we've been sexually active. In fact even at our age we still do many things our four adult kids don't need to know about. Altho I realize they may already know some sites I'm on and know everything.
We also downsized and our oldest son and wife drove over 1000 miles to help pack good things and garbage. I'm having one hell of a time keeping pictures I didn't even know I still have hidden from them. But the good thing is I did find some of our older pictures and if we ever make that 1000 mile move will scan and put them in folders. That is if we live long enough to ever move. :rolleyes:
We bought a satelitte antenne way before things were scrambled. I taped on VCR many adult movies thinking we are gonna live in an RV in the boonies and need something to watch when there are no TV stations. I have hundreds of VHS tapes of porn of all kinds and no longer own a VCR.
Those will get burned but the old home movies of my wife playing around on vacations and those photos will be hidden until I find time. Yet, if I kick the bucket tomorrow my adult kids will be staring at my prick and my wife's pussy for hundreds of hours.:(
Funny, I was putting topless photo albums of my wife in a box when the grown son asked "dad what's that?" I simple said "it's pictures of your mother topless. Don't you have any of your wife?" Of course he said no!

All of my kids have been to many islands and other places where I've seen their topless and nude photos of other tourists. None of them. But kinda makes me wonder!:o
As for those of you who wonder if your parents have kinky sex....... HA! Just check right here and you'll see many threads about what grandma and grandpa did many years ago. I know what my mom and dad did. I saw the photos and girlie magazines with mommy in them! No wonder I turned out this way!:eek:

I just keep my porn in a folder called "Porn" and a sub folder called "Home Made".

I am sure my kids will just delete the folders without looking at them.

DT

What you need to have (we should all have them) is something called a "PORN BUDDIES" (refer to the British Show: Coupling).

Anyway: Porn Buddy: If you die, a trusted friend of yours has a key to your home, will go and take away ALL your porn videos & magazines. Thus, your family doesn't have to know or sort through your porn and will have a PURE and positive memory of you and your friend(s) get more porn! Its a WIN-WIN situation.

Coupling: http://coupling.wikia.com/wiki/Porn_buddies

Note1: Coupling is from 2000, the internet was still NEWish so internet porn wasn't in the equation.

Note2: A friend died last year, she did photography and did take photos of me and my GF having sex... which of course, hopefully - her family just stored or destroyed the images.... I don't know, not going to ask. I would gather when they got to the kinky stuff, they exited out. She was a good person. :(

Hopefully in the future, my kids will KNOW not to go into Personal / Naughty folders... I think for most, a picture or two is enough for them to go "OH GROSS!" hehehe.... then say "holy shit, theres thousands of photos?!"

Spot on.... I've actually been developing a web based service that allows you to store all your online (and offline) hiding spots with instructions for designated porn buddies to get access to clean up - only once you pass - bit like a dead man's switch.

Yea, I would if I were your kids...................!:D:):rolleyes:

It's nice to see that we are not the only old farts worried about our bad.... good... habits.:)
I've deleted pictures. I've deleted porn sites. I've deleted those adult comment sites.
Then some damned friend sends more neat places to check out. Then the cycle begins again and again.
All of my porn buddies would make copies and spread them around to more porn buddies.

i help my dad with his computer now and again and while alone have found a load of amateur/ milf images that i copied and regularly look at. Glad at 75 he has the energy for lusting over ladies

Sorting through Grandads stuff
 

Back in 1989 when my Grandad died. My Dad and his brothers were sorting through his house.
In the pocket of an old suit in his wardrobe they found a collection of photo's of my Grandma and another man naked.
They estimated that they had probably been taken in the late 1940's or early 1950's. Who the man was, and how they got them developed back in those days, they never found out.