Nude at home (from Dear Abby)
 

Saw this Dear Abby column in local paper. The Heading caught my eye!

Too funny!!
First thing I thought was... I wonder what she looks like..... and if I would wish I was a neighbor?
Second, sounds like my wife, but her thing is running around the back yard topless & nude.
Third thing, are any "Dear Abby" letters for real?
Fourth, how many guys would see this as a problem? Would this woman's nudity freak out any of you guys?.
The text:
Husband is reluctant spectator at wife's parade in the nude
Dear Abby: My wife walks around our house nude or topless with the shades open, and anybody walking outside can see in. Recently she did this while some painting contractors were working around our house. I have begged her not to, to no avail. What should I do?
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......... More Modest
It appears you married an exhibitionist. You might point out to her that parading around that way could be considered disrespectful to the workers she’s exposed herself to. But don’t be surprised if she’s unwilling to change because it may give her some kind of thrill. (I’m sure it also gives the viewers something to talk about around the dinner table.)
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Dear Abby
 

I have new neighbours adjoining for the last 5 years - both asians and professional people - she a barrister & quite attractive.

My wife (prude) knows I like asian women and during a conversation alone with the female neighbour advised her that I sometimes 'strip off' when gardening - because 'he gets too hot'. What she didn't exactly say was I garden in the buff if it is sunny!

I am fairly certain the neighbour has seen me gardening this way - she is at home now with 2 young kids - and told my wife recently that her eldest girl now 3 - can see me through knot holes in the fence - if I am in the garden.. I am certain this was to warn me if I was in the buff, her kid would be able to see me.

Today, knowing her kid was at playschool this am - I mowed my back lawn in the buff (my wife away) - and halfway through I could hear my neighbour putting out washing to dry on her line - you can vaguely see your neighbours through our joint privet hedge - 6' tall - but quite thick. So i asked her through the hedge if her kid was around 'cos i am gardening in the buff - and have covered the fence knot holes just in case. She reassured me the kid was at playschool and not back until 1 : 30 pm - so i was ok.

With that, she went back indoors saying 'see you later'.

I carried on with my lawn - and glance up at her bedroom window that overlooks us - and sure enough caught a glimpse of her peeking from the side. I knew she would.

Some weeks back on another warm day, I was dismantling a walled border close to my back door and make it part of the patio. Took me most of the day - and again did all the work in the buff - this really was hot / hard work.
Next day, she called over the fence she was desperate to know what I was doing with all the banging about and had even leaned out of her window to see if she could see what I was doing. i told her it was a good job she couldn't see - i was working naked. She just laughed.

Now she knows I am not kidding.

I will be doing some garden furniture painting later - in the buff - when she is in the garden with her kids on the swing. The kids won't be able to see me - but she can if she stands in a certain spot with a gap at about 5' in the hedge. Be interesting to see if she manouevres to the spot.

A great situation you have there. Seems like you did an excellent job of laying the groundwork for some exciting sunny days in the near future! Love to hear if she maneuvers to that spot. If nothing else, she is curious and you never know, maybe she'll be wondering what it would be like to be outdoors nude herself!

I have exhibitionistic tendencies myself but I am intimidated by others thinking I'm a perv, not to mention being arrested! But in your case, seems like your neighbor doesn't have an issue with your nudity.

My wife however, doesn't let these things bother her. But there is no doubt all neighbors KNOW that she is an exhibitionist! If not from seeing her naked first hand, then surely from neighborhood gossip. At least two neigbors have walked in on her while she was sunbathing nude on our patio. Stories for another day.

Our homes are very close together, but like you, screened with privets, arborvitae, and Leyland Cypress.
Of course there are a few spots where she can be seen through the foliage. The neighbors on each side, , and at least two neighbors to the rear can see into our backyard from their second-story windows.

While the wife suns herself in the nude regularly on our somewhat private patio, she also tends to the gardens in various stages of undress. Depending upon who knows what, she can be seen out in the yard nude, shorts and topless, panties and topless, or shirt and bottomless.

Our patio is surrounded by a low stone wall, so no one can possible see anything from the waist down. But almost anyone can see us from the waist up from their second floor windows. So I have to assume
Myself, I rarely leave the patio when nude because of the possible implications.

I was "caught" once by a next door neighbor. We had set up a massage table on the patio against the outer wall and was giving the wife a massage. One next door neighbor, a 40ish single businesswoman, had a small second floor balcony that barely has a view of that spot on our patio, probably less than 40 or 50 ft. from us. I never realized she had a view until that day. While I was giving the wife a sensual massage, both of us nude, out of the corner of my eye I saw our neighbor watching us. She was leaning out over her railing a bit, something I had never seen her do before. I was really glad then that the only thing I was wearing was sun glasses!

I was careful not to let on that I saw her, and didn't mention it to the wife either. So the sensual massage continued, it was becoming a VERY sensual massage. Meanwhile I'm trying not to get overly aroused, which was not easy knowing that we had an audience. It seems like the wife was the going to be the real winner here. I had begun massaging her back, ass and legs and spent a lot more time and being more attentive than usual. When I worked my way up her thighs, she whimpered when my fingers teased at the focus of everyone's attention. Yes, everyone, because our neighbor was still peeking.

When I finally asked the wife to roll over so I could massage her front, I was afraid she might see the neighbor. But luckily she was in her own zone about then, no worries about that. By then I thought the neighbor might have tired of watching us play, but she was still there

I started massaging her feet, soon working up to her upper thighs, creeping ever closer to the focus of everyone involved. By now, although trying my best to control myself I was sporting a full hardon, and the wife had totally melted, and was easing her legs wider each time my fingers slid past those luscious lips. Soon all other massage targets were abandoned, with one hand working her tits, the other hand, one finger dipping in and out of her sopping wet pussy and circling her clit, she was in heaven. With an orgasm on the horizon, I started using both hands on the pussy, teasing the clit with one hand, the other pumping three fingers in and out of her juicy pussy, just the way she loves it. Soon the twitches, and groans began, success! I continued ever so slowly and gently tugging on her pussy lips and fingering her while massaging her tits, which she likes me to do after cumming. A beautiful smile came across her face. Perfect.

Then the wife whispers to me.... "Did you know Marion was watching us"?

............... Gotta go, didn't mean to drag this out for so long....

Then the wife whispers to me.... "Did you know Marion was watching us"?

I like that part!:D

Great stories. Above, post #2, I told about some of our home stories. These were at our very first small home and the place we now live in Florida. Between those we also lived for 30 years in an older subdivision. Several stories about Dollie's nude and topless activity there is within the OCC. Amazingly nearly 56 years together and only three different homes. This information is about that time period in the second house.
We were turned in a few times by nosey neighbors but were told by police we were within the law inside our private tall fence. There's a fine line in nudity and indecency.
What worried both of us was the older guy on the other side of town who was always making the TV, radio, and newspaper news. Many of us felt sorry for the old guy. He lived in a neighborhood with younger families and kids. Next door lived a policeman. Mr A--- was mostly naked in his fenced and hedge protected back yard. Apparently if a neighbor was in an upstairs room or peeking thru the hedge they could see Mr A working in his yard. He was constatnly being arrested. But he was often released because he was in his private yard.
Making matters worse he developed dementia or Alzhimers. He'd go out front to get the mail. He'd trim the smaller front hedge, mow and do other light yard work nude. I guess because of his age he didn't spend a lot of time in jail but was being fined and sent to doctors for evalutation. His constant problems with the law made us and a few others we knew careful about what was legal and what was not.
We only had two neighbors to really watch out for. Mrs M--- next door and the young couple who lived directly behind. Gordy was okay. He'd climb the apple tree to watch Dollie sunbath or play in our small above ground pool. Or he'd watch from his upstairs window. But Gordie's wife would yell out that same window and threaten to call the cops.
I still have no idea how true it was. The police came out several times and approved our privacy fences. They also said anyone climbing trees or looking out upstairs windows had no right to complain. We never got arrested like old man A--- across town so I suppose it was okay.
Like the small house, Dollie was almost always naked when salesmen and others came to the door. None of them complained.
Abby what should I do?

Love the massage story! Bravo!

I tell my wife all of the time - I wish I had had a neighbor like her when I was a kid.

She is always walking around nude or semi-nude. Blinds are open, lights are on, etc. She gets home from work...pants come off.

No wonder I post so many pictures of her!

Sadly neighbour didn't come outside yesterday afternoon & today too cloudy with rain - but forecast is sunny tomorrow - so have hinted to her I will be out 'gardening' tomorrow, Sunday.

I'd long forgotten my childhood at home. But I suddenly remembered the old neighborhood wasn't so bad. Directly across the street was a small church, not bigger than a two car garage. We called it the Holey Roller Church because they would actually roll on the floor and yell. Most dressed Quaker style yet I remember now and then young and middle aged women wearing very short skirts and tops that seemed to gap just enough to reveal perky braless breasts. Very revealing when they rolled in the isles. Many times my little brother and I wanted to join in prayer but our parents wouldn't let us go inside. We were Methodists.
Just to the left of the church Mary Lou and her older sister Janie Lyne lived. They were a few years older than my brother and I. We'd play games in their garage. Spin the bottle was one we learned from those two sisters. From what I remember it was a form of strip poker but strip when the bottle pointed at you. There were several other girls and boys all about the same ages who'd gather in a circle and play the game. Mary Lou and Janie Lyne were either very good or very good cheaters!
There was a small square doggie opening in the side of the garage with the dog house outside hooked to the garage. One by one us boys would end up naked and the last spin we would end up in the doghouse. The most I ever remember seeing of those girls were bras and panties. Everyone had to sit with legs spread wide.
But other times we'd see the sisters in their upstairs bedroom window topless, maybe nude, hanging out and waving at any boy who walked up the street. I say maybe nude because we only saw from the waist up. But even better was their mother who wandered around in front of the glass storm door and windows naked when hubby was at work. More than once we saw her step out to get the milk or newspaper off the porch naked.
Two more doors down lived Carol Ann and Wilma Lou. Ya can't make these names up! Carol Ann was tall and very thin. Not much to look at and several years older. Still her naked body now and then made us young boys stand at attention.
It was Wilma Lou I wanted to play with. She was in many of my classes all through school and had a great body and a pair of super nice titties. After I became a newspaper boy I saw Wilma Lou come to the door several times a week to get the paper naked. I'm sure she and I both planned these paper exchanges and both enjoyed it.
There were even more young neighborhood girls and mommies who were easy on the eyes of teen aged boys. My own mother and dad's best friend's wife wore very skimpy halter tops and often topless. Oh no! my own mommy!
I'd pretty much forgotten all of this until I read this thread. Mothers don't wear clothes like that do they? I guess I should ask my kids.

Well - my neighbour was out in her garden yesterday lunchtime with her kids on the swing. Beautiful sunny day.

I was sitting about 10 away from where they were on a garden chair 2 feet from the dividing hedge.

Next thing I heard was 'Hi' (& my name) - her youngest had spotted my outline sitting (reading the paper) - she hadn't.

I told her I had blocked the knot holes in the fence further up the garden - which she acknowledged with an 'Oh - OK' - so she was aware I was in the buff in my garden. We had a chat through the hedge about odds and sods.

I had used my 'boner' device ( how to make one I had posted here - but admin removed - pity, I am sure some women would have been grateful for their menfolk to be able to produce a boner quickly if they were having 'difficulties').

I then told her she had a bees nest in the apex of her kitchen eaves. She wasn't aware of this and asked me to show her - so I walked up the garden - some 45 feet - & she was walking parallel to me up her garden. I could see her fairly clearly at various points through the hedge as she walked up - so she could also see me. I hope my boner impressed her - not erect - but a 7" stiffish 'dangler'.

We talked over the fence and I pointed out the bees nest to her. She fully aware there is a naked neighbour now 2' feet away and I could see her clearly - I am 6' tall and standing on my back step to look over the 6' fence so we had eye contact. She didn't seem to bat an eyelid and has clearly come to accept my 'eccentric' nude in the garden as long as her kids can't see.

I spent the rest of the afternoon in the garden reading & using my Ipad - in full view of her back bedroom window - should she wish to peek.

She rang me later that night to see if I had been using any paint in the garden, 'cos she could smell strong fumes in her kitchen. I checked outside - it was my neighbour on the other side using paving block sealer - and rang her back to enlighten her. Not a mention of my nudity at anytime - so it clearly does not seem to bother her. I wouldn't mind betting her husband doesn't know and I suspect she won't tell him either.

My wife doesn't like me sunbathing nude in the garden because the 'neighbours may see me'. She hasn't a clue that my neighbour knows and has seen me !! I hope it stays that way !

She has quite a few sisters who visit her occassionally - I wonder if she will let them in on her neighbours activities and let them peek too? If she does - odds on it will have to be next summer now - uk warm sunny days dwindling now.

I must be doing something right - neighbour brought me round a quarter of a cake today that she baked last night

nigbo we've noticed that once neighbors get over the initial shock many times they just accept the nudity as long as nothing offensive is happening. Sadly it's cooling off most places and next summer things could change. Enjoy your cake.

Monday, I managed a good three quarters of an hour mowing my back lawn & trimming the lawn edges in the buff with my boner gadget sporting me a 7" dangler. Neighbour was in and had the overlooking upstairs bedroom & bathroom windows open.

Today she called to me over the hedge & said 'I've been meaning to have a word with you'. I thought 'Oh crap - she's going to complain'.

Better than that she's asked me round to sort out an electric toy for her youngster ! Seems she isn't too bothered after all - at least that's the way I am taking it.

Yes, sounds like you have gained her acceptance! Excellent!

But for the repair job, I'd dress properly. Don't want to spoil it now!

But soon as you are done, be sure to appear in your yard.... naked.....;)
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Since this thread took a turn I'll tell a little about our little five acres here in the Florida boonies. Far from all of those tourist places in a part of the state slow to change. Some call it the Nature Coast. Others call it the Real Florida.

My wife and I had been nudists and exhibitionists for years while living in the midwest. When retiring to Florida we didn't want much. Just a place where we could at least sunbath nude and my wife could go topless in the yard most days without getting in trouble. By accident we ended up 175 miles farther north than where we'd planned on moving. Karma was working on our side. We found out many living where we are now came from further south because it was too crowded and too expensive. A wet tree branch falling on our motorhome caused us to live where we do now. An act of God, nature, Karma?

One of the first things we'd hear when we started looking at property in this area was "we run around neekid, we sit out in the morning and watch animals and drink coffee neekid, we do yard work neekid, we swim in our pool neekid..!" This was from mostly older people who didn't look like the neekid type! The longer we checked out the area, and after we did buy, we continued to hear how wonderful it is to go neekid. So we went neekid!

The older couple west of us didn't go neekid but they let us know they had seen us naked or Dollie topless and approved. We'd visit at the board fence while we were naked. I'd stand close to the fence so the center board hid my privates but Mrs S--- would see me. Nothing across the road but 80 acres of pine trees.
It was years before anyone moved into the empty place on the east side. All lots are fairly heavily wooded five acre places. Ocassionally I'd see the young man or woman mowing or doing yard work naked or nearly so. Even then it was just a quick look as it would be for them into our yard. One day the guy mentioned how we all do yard work. Nothing more was said. just a few laughs. In a few years they moved out of the rental house.

I was mowing and doing yard work several years naked by then and was used to it. Few vehicles came up our dead end road. I could see and hear them on the lime rock. I kept a bikini on my riding mower or near to quickly dress. Rarely needed it. The young mail lady passed around 1PM.. If I was out front I'd watch for her Jeep and hide in the small woods area. One day she caught me and waved. I was worried. A few days later I was riding the mower out near the fence when she drove our way. I rushed away from the wood fence and aimed the mower away from the road. The mail gal stopped, honked, and waved me to come over to talk. I didn't know what to do. She said she'd seen me mowing naked before and wanted a closer look. So I drove right up along the fence and we talked....as she looked.
Back then I seemed to keep an erection while bouncing on the mower. The 2" barbell in my foreskin may have helped. Cute thin blond mail lady staring and commenting kept it hard! Damned I really did worry about a government official seeing me naked. It's been years and lots of smiles from the mail lady.

Two guys maybe late 50's later moved on the east side. Their dad owns the place. Old dad and mom live in the last five acre place. He too mows in a tiny bikini. He's pulled up and chatted as I sat there naked on my mower. The two sons and the dad said they don't care if Dollie and I run around our place naked. Doesn't bother them. We have seen those two guys working very close to the lot line fence at times when Dollie is outside.

Unlike our little lot in the city in the midwest we did find our piece of paradise in the country. We've had friends over to swim and cook out on our back deck naked. A few car guy friends have caught us nude or nearly so. The most that's happened is I've gotten embarrassed a few times because I didn't get dressed fast enough or my swimsuit was to small.
Dollie doesn't get to tease delivery or maintenance men anymore, or cars passing our window. Been 20 years and we wouldn't trade it for any place in a city.

Been & done the kiddies car sort out & she asked me back next day to fix a lock on her cupboard to stop the kids opening them. she talked a lot about her husband and problems with his family - mother-in-law in particular. Seems all is not as it should be in the camp. Not a mention of my 'gardening' - but she did say 'Nothing you do or say would surprise me'. From which I take it she accepts my 'eccentricities'. ( One of which is a V8 trike !! - I'm an ex biker)

Fixed the cupboard lock today.

As I left, I said I will waive my usual fee. 'What's your usual fee? she asked. 'For ladies - a blow job' was my reply. She laughed and said 'How about some samosas instead?' 'I'll settle for that then' was my reply.

At least she now knows I am interested in her! You never know if her husband & his family problems get too much for her ?

My wife does not do blow jobs. But for a ride on your V-8 trike she might.
We almost bought one looking like a red 57 Chevy when those first came out. It was at Daytona bike week and they agreed to deliver across the state. Next day we went to do the paper work and they backed out of the deal.
Stay friendly with the neighbor lady. Starting to sound good.

used to have a Chevy Caprice Classic - nice motor. Nearly bought a 5.3 litre chevy engined trike - built in US by a BTW member - too long for my garage though.

Well things have got a little more interesting in gaining my neighbours wifes personal confidence. My asian neighbours are both muslims - so I sent them both an e-card for their Eid festivity on Saturday. Both responded - but his went further & commented 'Am i a closet muslim?' He got my reply - basically 'Atheist' etc. His next reply turned into a rant about the West vs the muslim world (as these pricks do!) - so a couple of emails more were exchanged where he got more & more belligerent.

Today (am), I copied these to his wife in strict confidentiality - saying her husabnd was pompous & arrogant and even offensive with his attitude and pointed the finger at maybe his parents were to blame for his attitude problems citing their arrogant behaviour towards her & countering their claim she is 'ugly' by commenting that both my wife and I consider her a very pretty lady - which she is. Her in-laws seem to consider they can abuse her with outrageous comments with impunity.

Upshot is today (pm) I got a phone call from her husband apologising for his out of order email rant. I checked with her to see if she had prompted it after my email to her - she hadn't he'd done it of his own bat. She told me she appreciated very much my concern at her in-laws behaviour & it helped her self esteem to know others thought well of her.

I take it well knowing she has not discussed my confidential email with her husband and she is appreciative of my comments in her direction - so I have gained even more of her trust than I had hoped for.

This may be a slow journey, but I am sure I will get to know her more intimately as time goes on - especially as this type of muslim male has little regard for women. She says I experienced by email what she regulalry experiences - him ranting and raving having got the wrong end of the stick - only to realise his folly some time later on.

I can be very patient. Fingers crossed. Lets hope the in-laws keep on screwing up the scenario & she needs to talk. Husband seems to side with his mother - frightened to death of her.

Nigbo,

Your story just took a wrong turn for me. I'd be really careful. As somebody who has been the victim of stalkers... yes, that's multiple... I need to warn you what a crazy husband is capable of. I had one husband go ballistic because I dated his wife before they even met! Seriously... WTH!?!?

How did he find out? e-mail. She kept her emails from years prior and he found out her password and secretly logged into her account and began sending emails as her (totally screwed up). Luckily I sensed something was wrong and long story short... I contacted a lawyer and they threatened him and that was the end of it.

The moral of the story: That email might be confidential now, but who knows about the future. I'd ask her to delete it and all correspondence between the two of you.

Sorry, don't mean to be a Debbie downer.

duran - she IS a lawyer !! Don't worry - she keeps her stuff well away from her husband - and he likewise from her. Strange relationship. She is a lot smarter than he is. Hubby is asian Pakistan born - she is UK born.

She needs someone to talk to. It's amazing the stuff she just comes out with - mainly to me more so than my wife. I have never found a woman do this before with me - confide in family stuff. She obviously trusts me & values my opinion & judgement.

Done some gardening today & manged to trim the hedge so it is quite 'see ' through at the point where she hangs her washing out.
Be interesting to see how she reacts next year when I am gardening in the buff and talk to her through the hedge while she is out hanging washing - something I have done this year - but the hedges in that area was too thick for her to see anything - not anymore !

Was in the garden this week (clothed - still cold here) when next door was out with her kids and a friend with kids on their garden slide / swing. Her youngster spotted me and came to the hedge to chat. My neighbour said very pointedly (I thought) 'That's a good view' in a positive tone. Maybe she is looking forward to the warmer weather and the view she will get then - obviously I will make sure the kids aren't around.

maybe
 

You could be right, but maybe she actually meant that the current view of you (with your clothes on) really was a good one and preferable to her.

Looking forward to hearing how this developes over the summer.

Not from the tone of her expression / voice. It was more like ' I can really see you clearly now'.

;)
 

There ya go, then! :D

Warm day today! So sat out in discreet corner of my garden this afternoon. At 3 pm she came out with her kids for the swing / Slide.
she wanted a mint plant , so I called her to say we had a spare one & went to the fence area (6' tall) & handed it over. Her youngster said hello & said she wanted lifting up to see me. she said no - he's busy (knowing I am in the buff - she must have clocked me walking up the garden to say this so her youngster didn't see me).
So, for the next hour or so, I pottered around the garden, when I knew her kids were away from the see thru hedge area, I made sure I was in that area. She could clearly see me, and me her. she was looking alright.
Weather is going to be good over next 2 days too. I may get chance to be out there on Wednesday - be interesting to see if she is out too.

Just so we have the idea.
 

What are the chances that you could take a picture of the hedge area so we could get a better idea of exactly you are working with.
Pick a time when she is not out there and take a quick pic.

Will do jimmybob

Similar situation
 

I have a similar situation at my house.

Let me set it up. I live in a typical post WWII neighborhood. The houses were all built in the 10 years between 1945 and 1955. The development is divided into large blocks. Each block has 6 houses facing the street on each side. 2 corner lots and 4 regular lots.

My lot is next to the corner lot on the east west street. My buddy and his wife live on the lot next to the corner house on the north south street. At some point our back yards connect.

The back garage door of my house faces the neighbors deck.

I typically sleep nude when the weather is right. One Sunday morning a couple years of years ago I got up, went downstairs to get a bottle of Pepsi from our second refrigerator in the garage. I also freed the beasts from the family room and opened the back garage door to let them out, and put a door stop in the door to keep it open.

At this moment I am totally naked, standing in the back door of my garage facing my neighbors deck and trying to push a door stop under the door with my foot, and I hear my neighbors wife talking on her phone. I looked up from my efforts and she is looking right at me. She is close enough that I can hear her side of the conversation.

I didn't quite know how to react so I just made like I wasn't aware she was there, completed my task, and went into the house. After the shock wore off, the euphoria came on.

This had been one of those serendipity moments that could not have been planned. The windows in the house were closed so I could not hear her, it was a lazy weekend morning, she didn't have work, I didn't have work.

I have managed to repeat it a few times since then, but the timing has to be right. One of the better ones was last summer (2014). I had been helping the wife in the back yard in her garden and was kinda muddy so I took my jeans and shirt off by the back door and went in to take a shower. After I was done, but still naked, I went out the back door to get my clothes and the neighbor was kneeling on the ground working on her garden at the point where the two yards meet. She got a good look, I made like I didn't notice her, folded my clothes up dirt side in, and went inside.

She has never said anything to me about seeing anything, but she has been a little more friendly and talkative toward me these past two years.

This will give a good overview of the situation. My bit is on the left as you look down. To the right of the swings is a chair where she sits and behind the hedge gap is her washing line. As you can see, the rest of my hedging is very closely knit with no chance of seeing much if anything through it.

20 minutes after posting the pics, I went outside to repair a slat on a garden seat. In the buff as usual - nice sunny day, (sporting my 7" boner by way of suction device and elastic band to retain it).

Then I heard next door come out with her 1 year old to the swing ( eldest goes to nursery school).

I was back and to into the rear of my garage for odd bits and walking past the gap a few times, and with the noise of a drill she was well aware I was outside.

I thought 'why not try the gap area for a chat?'

I went to the gap area - she was standing right opposite me (kiddy just off to my left behind the solid hedge on the swing) - and advised her the chilli plants i was trying to grow from seed hadn't taken off ( i had promised her a plant) and I had ordered some online as ready grown plants & she could have a couple of these. She said 'fine'. Didn't bat an eyelid & could obviously see all of me quite clearly through the gap. She quickly returned her gaze to the kiddy who asked who she was talking to. i went back to my chore.

10 minutes later, having finished my job, she was still out there, so I went back to gap and asked her about her lawn at the front where something ( we both suspect a fox) is digging up her newly laid tv cabling. Again I was in clear view for a couple of minutes during the chat. She didn't seem bothered at me being naked - just hope she likes the size of my 'boner'. I hope the rumour of Asian men having small penises is true - you never know she might want to try a bigger one!

Quite pleased with being able to test out my pruning of back end last year so early this year, with no adverse effects so far. (Worst scenario is she could complain separately to my wife).

Thanks for the pictures. I can see clearly now, as I am sure she can too.
The rest of the hedge is really quite thick.
Only time can tell how she takes to it.
Maybe, with a little luck she will forget to wear a bra under her tee shirt when she is hanging out the laundry
or leave a few buttons undone when she is home from work and give you a little show, too.

no bra would be good - she is fairly well stacked.

I've already worked out her next 'experience'. When my chilli plants arrive, I will await the right moment - then offer her one plant through the hedge gap & if she wants a second plant - then go & pick up the second and hand that one too through the hedge gap. I can't get her any closer than that & of course I will have my 7" boner right in front of her. It will be interesting to see her reaction.

Just an idea..........but..........do you think the boner might be intimidating.
Maybe try it without the boner for a day and see if she is more receptive.
I would think from a woman's point of view seeing you with a boner al the time.......
just a thought.........

may give it a try

Good job I picked yesterday for a nude chat through hedge gap. Her husband is at home today & in the garden with kids !! He works irregular doctor cover as a locum.

When I am saying boner jimbob - it is a 7" dangler - not stuck out like a pole ! I think I prefer to show myself this way when she's around. If it was my usual slack in the uk weather - 2" isn't quite as impressive!