Walking nude in the forest, would you?
 

We are often visiting a nude beach and have done that for many years.
The parking is in the middle of a forest, and it takes about 15 minutes to get out to the beach from there.

As the years have passed, we have become more and more careless about dressing when we are returning in the afternoon. In the beginning we began to leave the beach fully nude and passed the dunes like that. When entering the forest, we dressed because we might easily walk into someone there.

After more years we began to walk fully nude through the forest, but stopped to dress just before we entered the parking. If we saw someone coming towards us in the forest, we also stopped to dress.

We have now decided to skip all about those clothes. I am carrying Jill's clothes in my bag, and she is carrying my clothes. So even if we are surprised by people just coming near us, we simply can't cover up, and we must pass them close by. Sometimes we don't walk the direct way to the parking, but take a longer walk, about half an hour or more, and find some footpaths where we can be spotted from far away.

We have noticed that people who are coming towards us on parallel footpaths often are changing direction so they are passing us very close by to have a look. They have never commented anything, but we are often getting a big smile.

When arriving to the parking, we are now walking nude out into the open up to our car. Usually we are seen only by a few people there. Sometimes we dress there outside the car, and sometimes we just drive home nude.

Have some of you tried this??

Mountain Hot Springs
 

Several years ago we took a trip to the mountains out west. We had been told by a friend about a hot spring that was remote in the forest. it was neat with three pools. Kids were aloud only in the first. And the third toplessness was tolerated. We enjoyed the hot pools then decided to take a relaxing walk in the forest. We casually walked along in our bathing suits when we encountered a couple approaching us walking nude. We decided to follow suit(less) and proceeded on the trail. Over the next hour we encountered many people walking the trail and textile and no one seemed to have a problem with it. We even passed a family of five all nude including the kids of varying ages. Everyone was pleasant and seemed to enjoy the freedom of nudity in the woods. We stopped and talked to a few folks a couple who said it was common for this there, even though it was not allowed. When we returned to the hot spring there was a sign we had missed that said nudity was not allowed. Nice enjoyable day.

"Our forest"
 

Nudity is allowed on the beach, and everybody is nude there.
There are no signs about nudity in the forest or at the parking, but the people on the parking and in the forest are there only to visit the beach, so nobody should be annoyed by us. But we have never ever seen other nude people in the forest or parking.
We have heard of local arrangements of nude hiking in the forest which should be allowed on certain days. We might join that.
Or we will just continue our nude walks there by ourselves and try to see how far we can get without getting into problems.
It seems as if we can take some hour long walks there without problems, and until now we have got no complaints. So that is what we have planned for this summer. And we have decided to leave everything behind in the car, so we are prepared to meet people without being able to cover ourselves. We don't think this will be a problem.

YES
 

Would love to walk naked through the forest and meet with you and Jill, Why not it's nice to be free to wander about naked and meet with others. I like this thread and hope many add to it and give there opinion.

My wife has once before at night. We snuck over to a vacant lot that had some construction equipment to take pictures and have sex on a bulldozer there and she only wore a pair of boots and a hat while we walked there. It was about half a mile one way and we had to cross a highway and go through an open field before walking through some woods to get there. Between the walk and the time at the lot my wife was naked outside for close to an hour and a half, maybe two hours. It was really erotic watching her like that and I wished I had done it naked as well but I wore a pair of shorts so I had pockets to carry our stuff in.

Naked in the Forest
 

If you have read any of my other posts - Winter Weekend, Meeting Red and Spring Break Series, you will know that I own a sizable chunk of land that is fairly remote. It goes from open meadows to up in the mountains behind my cabin. Red and I have been married for almost 11 years now and have been naked in the woods many times. Most of the time, we never see a soul. Last year I shot my elk and deer while naked. Red teased me about hunting bare for elk and deer. There have also been times when we have been seen by others. I recounted one of them in post Caught Camping Naked. Last summer, Red and I decided to go up to the same lake and go hiking along the ridge. It was a great view from the ridge, looking down at the valley below and miles in the distance. We were sitting on a rock outcrop having lunch when all of a sudden we heard a helicopter coming up from the valley below. I turned to Red and asked if she wanted to cover up or hide and she said no, lets just sit here and see what happens. As the copter got closer, I recognized that it was the Forest Service copter heading up to the top of the mountain to lookout tower. It started to move up past us and then suddenly stopped, turned around a hovered in the air a short distance from us. Red stood up, gave the 2 guys a 360 degree view of herself and then waved. The pilot nodded the copter to say thank you and then headed on up the mountain. Several days later, a Forest Service truck pulled up to our cabin. Red and I were out back gardening naked as usual. Two men walked around to the back of the cabin and I recognized one as the ranger that worked this area, but I did not recognize the man with him. Tom introduced his colleague as Rick, the region supervisor and Tom's boss. Tom explained that when Rick got back from inspecting the tower, he told him about a couple of nudists sitting on a rock ledge about halfway up the mountain and that the woman was a gorgeous redhead who stood and waved to them. When he heard the description, he knew who Rick was talking about and when he told him that he knew the couple, Rick insisted on meeting us. Red asked if we were in trouble and Rick said we were not in trouble as long as no one complained. I informed Rick that we were on my land and his eyes got big and choked out - "You're the guy that owns all this land?" and I said that was me and he said he was glad to make my acquaintance. He told me that he heard reports of the big land owner working to protect the forest and wildlife and he wanted to say thank you. All during the conversation, Red and I stood there talking naked and we could tell it was having an effect on Rick and Tom. I asked if they were in a hurry and they said not really, so I invited them to stay for dinner and if they wanted to free themselves, they were more than happy to shed their clothes and help us in the garden. The next thing you know, there we were, my beautiful naked Red and three naked men. We gardened for another hour in the hot sun and I could tell they were getting hot and tired, so I suggested we cool off in the stream behind the house. The four of us headed out to the stream and the water hole that I helped make a little larger and deeper. We dove in and swam around. While in the water, Red dove under the water and swam up to Rick and grabbed his cock from below. He jumped in the water until Red surfaced, laughing. She guided Rick over to shallower water were they could stand. She played with his cock under water and encouraged Rick to touch her breasts. Hesitantly, Rick cupped her breasts as she continued to stroke his cock. A minute later, Red wrapped her legs around Rick's waist and slid onto his rock hard cock. He caught on real quick and the two of them commenced to having sex. Tom turned to me and asked if it bothered me and I told him that we don't do this too often, but when the occasion arose that we were free to take advantage of it and this was one of those situations. I saw Red arch and grimace as she had an orgasm. Rick wasn't far behind her as he released his load into Red and she wrapped her arms around him and held him tightly as he filled her. When they were done, Red swam backwards off Rick's cock, turned towards Tom and told him it was his turn. She swam over to him and repeated the same thing, playing with his cock, letting him feel her breasts and then having sex with him. After Red had satisfied both men, we swam for a few more minutes and then laid out on the grassy bank to dry off. Then I got 4 steaks and fired up the grill. Red went in and cooked up some potatoes and veggies from the garden and then we sat out back, still naked and had a wonderful meal. After dinner, Rick said they hated to leave, but they needed to get back. We told them to stop by any time and that we always wanted to cooperate with the Forest Service to preserve our land and the public land. From that time on, we have always had a very good relationship with the Forest Service.

My wife and I would do it more if we had better opportunities. Most times we have gone hiking the weather is always nice and there are too many people, even at some of the hard to find trails. She will flash me on occasion or step off the trail to pee, but nothing for very long. Once she gave me head on a bridge over a small waterfall but we had to stop when we heard a group of people coming, who then proceeded to always be nearby. How inconsiderate...:mad::D

Another memorable time was when we decided to pop off the trail behind some brush to have sex. We found a decent spot and I went back to the trail to make sure we couldn't be seen easily in case someone came along. I couldn't see at all and when I made my way back through the brush she was lying on a towel completely naked playing with her pussy. I was surprised because she didn't bother waiting for me to give her an all clear and she had to have started stripping right after I left! While we were having sex I asked her what she would have done if someone else had walked back there and seen her playing with herself while I was still on the trail. She said she guessed they would have gotten a show so I asked her if she would have kept playing to which she said yes and came really hard almost immediately. Not exactly walking nude in the forest, but it was very erotic for me to walk up on her naked!

Regularly
 

We regularly walk back from the nude beach through the forest and dunes but dress before the car park.
Most people are relaxed about it because of the proximity of the beach, also if you are a couple.

fergieferg
 

How do you handle sudden erection when you are going to pass someone?

I can manage keeping it down, though it often is half erected.
But if Jill gives me a little stroke, I lose control, and I have more than once
been passing someone with a very obvious erection, my cock dangling up and down and from side to side while walking.

I have got some smiles, but really no problems. But that is of course because we are a couple.

John:p

uhmm no disrespect but maybe thats more because your "old" and its cute to see a old timer with a erection? :P

It's ok:p

I did not think of that at all, but you may be right.

John

We have been to the nude beach near Miami (Haulover) several times. When we leave the beach, my wife wraps a towel around her waist and we head to the tunnel and then the parking lot.
Once we reach the car, she drops the towel, finds some clothes and gets dressed.
Anyone you meet on the walk is about to get naked themselves so its not really an issue.

It's the same as on the beach. As long as your not waving you cock at someone I think people who are used to nude beach areas know that cocks have a mind of their own sometimes. Also people play in the dunes or the woods and you can usually spot guys who've been having some fun recently.

Thanks for your opinions. That gave me something to think about.

I wonder what the ladies think when they meet someone there with a hard cock. Even if "the owner" does not seem to be aware of its erected status:p

Jill says it's ok with her that I walk like that along the beach and in the forest as long as I don't act provocative in any way by touching or pointing. She even says that she is a little proud of me daring to walk like that, as long as we are walking there together and she is naked too.

When we are walking along the beach with my cock hanging down and we are approaching a group of ladies, she often pulls my foreskin back to make my cock erect by the breeze.

John

Naked Day Hike
 

(I've posted this before, but this seemed like a good place to do it again. We enjoyed it to the point that we like to share the experience.)

I have posted photos of Linda “Naked Outdoors” before with the story that went with them. Here is a longer version of the story.

We have a friend in the Dells area of Wisconsin. He owns a few hundred acres of pretty much worthless land. The good timber was cut years ago and none of the land is suitable for farming. The only reason he keeps it is it has been in his family for a number of generations. It’s pretty much a nature preserve.

Linda and I had hiked the area a couple of times, both day trips and sometimes camping for a couple of days. All we needed to do was let him know that we were going to be on his land and we were free to go. He had posted no trespassing signs around and had let it be known that it was private property, not open to the public.

Thinking that we would have a large area to hike privately, I convinced Linda to hike the day naked, (it didn’t take much convincing). We agreed that if someone came along, she would, as best as possible, stay nude.

We reached our trailhead early in the morning, the air had a nippy chill to it, so she needed a jacket for the early hiking. Dressed in only hiking boots and a light jacket, I locked all the rest of her clothes in the car. I know that I was excited by having her naked hiking all day with me, and Linda was excited (and a little apprehensive) by the possibility of being seen. There was definitely sexual tension in the air.

For the first couple of hours, we worked our way up to a group of rock formations that overlooked a small river deep in a gorge below. Before we reached the top, Linda shed the jacket, walking totally naked, with only boots to protect her feet. I carried her jacket, food and water for the day and a few essentials for a days trekking in a single backpack.

Around 10, we were nearing one of our goals when quite suddenly coming from the other direction, a group of 4 hikers, 2 M and 2 W met us. Having nothing to cover herself, Linda had no choice but to exchange greetings as we passed. We didn’t stop and talk, but kept going letting them wonder what the deal was with a naked woman hiking along a trail.

Later when we reached one of the rock formations, we stopped for lunch and to take photos (the ones I like to post). While there, another group of three guys came up the trail. They stopped where we were and started a conversation; it was very evident that they wanted to look at Linda. They were actually quite nice and after telling them that we had expected this to be a private hike and that Linda had agreed to hike naked and where we had left her clothes. They were enthusiastic in agreeing that Linda was brave and that they wished their girlfriends would do this for them. After about a half hour, of talking, eating, and taking photos, we parted company with the young men.

We made our way down to the river where we knew of a quiet pool where we planned to skinny dip to cool off before finally returning to the car nearly at sundown.
We got to the pool to find another group was camping close by, 3 couples, so there was another round of introductions and explanations why Linda was naked. The guys were agreeable, I wonder why, but the girls seemed embarrassed and a little put off with their men so openly checking Linda out. We told them of our plans to swim in the nude, and moved as far as we could from their camp. Linda and I played for a while, I dressed, the guys came to see us off, more to see than to say goodbye, and we were off on our last leg of the trip.

We met only one loan hiker the rest of the day. This guy was maybe in his mid forty’s from his dress and how fit he seemed he looked to be a regular hiker. Linda was a little put off by his over friendly approach, like he expected a little action from her just because she was naked. He indicated he would like to join us, but we declined. He finally got the idea and went on his way.

Getting back to the car, we agreed that our day of privacy didn’t go as we had planned, but it seemed like par for the course, Linda always seems to be caught naked. Luckily being caught excites both of us, I like seeing her naked in front of others, especially strangers and where she has no way of covering herself. She likes the rush of embarrassment, and the feeling of being helpless to cover her nakedness. She likes the feel of men seeing her naked.

(Here are a few shots from that day)

That's the way we want to walk, not bringing anything to cover us with, so we will have to pass other people just like that.



John

would have broken my neck to turn and stare at here :D
gorgeous woman.

Me too!
 

I would have begged for permission to tag along on that hike! :D

Nude walk
 

[QUOTE=hoosierdaddy4;1749876](I've posted this before, but this seemed like a good place to do it again. We enjoyed it to the point that we like to share the experience.)

QUOTE]

We would have loved to meet you there, naked too.



John

Nude Hike
 

The weather has warmed up in the lower valleys around our cabin, but it is still chilly up the mountain behind us. So Red and I decided to go across the highway to some more land I own and hike about a mile to a small lake, completely on my property. After unlocking the gate, diving through and then locking it behind, we stripped off our clothes in view of the road, locked them in the car and I grabbed a small pack with water, lunch and blanket and we headed off to the lake. When we approached the lake, I saw a pair of small tents and two couples fishing in my lake. We had no clothing with us as I didn't expect to see anyone, but we approached them anyway. They were two young couples and the ladies were topless. They quickly covered up when they saw us and Red told them no need to cover. I asked them if they realized they were on private property and they said no. They have been hiking across the state and saw the tiny lake on a map and decided to jump the gate, which is marked private property, no trespassing and spend a couple days resting by the lake. I had stocked the lake some years ago with several varieties of compatible fish, so they found the fishing was good. We sat and talked with them for about an hour, all the while the guys stared at Red. She invited the four of them to strip and be comfortable like we were, but they seemed hesitant. All 4 of them were topless when we arrived, but the girls had held up towels to their chests for the first 15 minutes. After another half hour, the 2 young guys started to talk the girls into stripping with them, but they didn't seem to be that eager and so we told them not to push it. One of the guys said he wanted to get naked anyway and that they had talked about it before we showed up, so he stood and slid off his shorts. A minute later, the other guy stripped off his shorts. By now, the girls had dropped their towels and I complimented them on their lovely breasts. Finally, they gave in and simultaneously stood and took their shorts off. I was pleasantly surprised to see that they both has nice patches of pubic hair. I commented on how I believe a woman looks more natural and sexier with pubic hair than clean shaven like a baby's pussy. One of them, a dirty blonde, said they have been hiking for over a month and it's difficult to find places to shave so they decided to go natural for the trip. I told them it was the right thing to do. One of the guys said he had never seen a natural redhead's pubic hair before and how different it looked. I told him I look at it as her fire red sign that shows just how hot her pussy is. Red slapped me on the shoulder out of embarrassment. We ate lunch together and talked. After lunch I could tell that sexual desires were getting the best of the guys as they were erect all through lunch. I told them that if their girlfriends didn't mind that they were free to touch Red's breasts and pussy. They looked at the girls for approval and one of the girls asked if they were just supposed to sit there and watch them fondle another woman and I told them that they were free to touch and play with me if that would make things even. That intrigued the girls so they all came over the blanket we were on and the two guys started letting their hands roam all over Red's body. The 2 girls both started touching and playing with my cock. I reached out and started fondling their breasts. I asked them if they would allow me kiss their nipples and one of the girls said only if they could kiss my cock and I told them to be my guests. While one was kissing and sucking on my cock the other was letting me suck on her nipples and then they switched. I looked over and one of the guys was sucking on Red's nipples and the other was licking her pussy. Eventually, we were all engaged in sex. I came in both of the girls' pussies and both guys came in Red's pussy. Then we relaxed for a bit and returned to our car. As we approached the car, a truck drove by, honked and waved at us as we were still naked. We waved back, then got in our car, drove back to the cabin naked and then fucked each other after being so turned on. Red said we willhave to go hiking to the lade more often.

Amazing!! Man Elias we need to do some camping in your neck of the woods! Camping Nude Swimming Fishing and Sex ? That's HOSPITALITY! :D

Hiking Naked
 

Red and I spent Father's Day weekend hiking naked in the mountains behind our cabin. We drove up to our favorite place by the little lake and set up our camp. Then I packed some water, food and couple items in my pack, stripped off our clothes and we took off walking along the ridge that over looked the valley below. An hour later, we were able to look down and see our cabin far below. As we looked down at the cabin and the occasional car that drove past on the highway, I moved in behind Red, grabbed her breasts from behind and hugged her tightly. She reached down and guided my hard cock into her wet pussy. We knew that others liked to hike the same ridge, but we really didn't care. The thrill of getting caught was exciting and it didn't take long for both Red and I came. Afterward, we sat on a large rock and rested and just loved being naked together outdoors. Then we continued on our hike along the ridge. About 10 minutes later, we came upon a young couple hiking towards us. Red and I made no effort to hide ourselves and as we approached, we said hello and chatted for about 5 minutes. They asked if we were familiar with the area and I told him that I actually owned this property but it was okay for them to enjoy it. They asked about a camping spot and I told them about the little lake about an hour and half hike in the direction they were headed and told them that we were also camping there and that they were welcome. Then we went on for another hour and rest and ate a sandwich. We then climbed further up the mountain for about an hour and then headed back towards the lake. When we reached the area above the lake, I looked down with the binoculars and saw the young couple laying naked in front of their tent. I handed the binoculars to Red and she looked at me and said this could be a very fun weekend. We made our way quietly down to the lake and to our tent. I was glad to get rid of the pack and then we laid out in front of our tent for a well deserved rest.

Later that afternoon, the young couple walked over to us, and they were still naked. They said that they also enjoyed being naked outdoors and was so happy when they saw us hiking naked and hoped we didn't mind them being naked now. We told them it was perfectly alright. I caught enough trout that afternoon to cook up for the 4 of us and we enjoyed dinner with them and getting to know them. When we climbed into our tent that night, Red commented about how the girl kept staring at my cock and I mentioned how the guy kept staring at her breasts. We had great sex that night.

On Sunday morning, the couple joined us for a hike through the woods and all 4 of us were naked. When we stopped for lunch, the young guy asked if we were open with other things like we were about being naked with others. Red asked what he had in mind and he said sex. She said it all depended upon the circumstances and with who. His girlfriend said that he thought Red was really hot and that she really liked me and they were wondering since we don't mind being naked. Red looked at me, smiled and then told them that if they could answer one question to her liking that we would consider it. They were both eager to hear the question but when Red asked them if we were father daughter, husband wife, boyfriend girlfriend or uncle niece. I notice the girl look at our hands for rings, but we don't wear rings. After conferring with each other for several minutes, they answered uncle and niece. Red told them that we were married and they looked so disappointed. We hiked back to the camp, packed everything up and drove back down the mountain. I asked Red why the question and she said she really didn't want to share me with them.

More Hiking Fun
 

It's been 3 years since I last posted. Red and I are very happy together, even though I'm old enough to be her father. We live on a large section of land I own free and clear that lies at the base of some mountains somewhere in the western United States. I built our home and we now have a greenhouse out back that helps provide us with most of our produce for the year. We hunt and fish, so are pretty much self-sufficient.

The weather was nice this past weekend, so we took a drive up the mountain, parked and hiked about an hour to small trout lake that has no roads to it. We saw some deer and elk on the hike and even a black bear sow and her two cubs that must have just come out of hibernation.

we stripped at the pond and laid out in the sun and it felt great to feel the sun hitting every part of our bodies. Red looked sensational in the sun. Her natural red hair that nearly reaches her waist shined in the sunlight. It's been a long winter and her body had lost most of its tan and looked really white in the sunlight. I laid there for a while and watched her breasts rise and fall with her breathing as she had fallen asleep.

After she woke, we made love and then fished until we caught enough trout for a couple dinners. We hiked back to the jeep naked and then got dressed and drove back down to the cabin. It was a really wonderful way to greet Spring.

From Red
 

Red here and I just wanted to share something with all of you.

I met Elias by accident, actually by break down. I was in college traveling across country with some of my girlfriends when our car broke down in the middle of nowhere. We remembered seeing a driveway leading to a cabin in the trees not far from when the car konked, so we walked and hoped we might get some help. When we knocked, a very handsome older man (my dad’s age) answered the door. It was Elias. He was kind, polite and helpful. He spent several hours working on our car and got it working. By then, it was getting late so he invited us for dinner and to spend the night. The other girls just thought of him as a kind older man who we all found out later had a great cock. I on the other hand saw a wonderful man whom I quickly fell in love with. Upon graduation from college, my friends went on with their lives and I married Elias.

What can I say. Not only is he extremely handsome, but he is extremely kind, caring, smart, handy, and so much more. When he holds me, I feel safe, secure and complete. He has taught me how to build things (we built our greenhouse together), how to garden, fish, hunt, can food and so much more. He goes out of his way to do things for me, just to please me and I gladly do the same for him. He keeps himself fit and in shape.

I still have no idea how wealthy he is, only that he owns a lot of land and has lots of money in the bank, plus he earns money from a number of patents and investments. We go into town about once a month where he takes care of his banking, we buy some needed supplies and clothes, eat a restaurant and visit a bookstore.

Where we live, we don’t have television and we don’t miss it. We spend time together talking, playing games and reading, but we read to each other. We have a wind turbine along with solar panels for electricity along with a generator if we need it, but that’s rare. The house is heated with geothermal heat along with a very efficient wood burning stove, which is what we cook on and bake in. There is a crystal clear stream just behind the house, plus we have a well and pump. The sewage is handled by a septic tank and leach field. As Elias said, we are pretty much self-sufficient most of the time.

As for our trip up the mountain last weekend and hike to the trout pond, it was a wonderful way to welcome spring. Elias’s body is not the body of a man of his age, but a much younger man, but that really doesn’t matter to me. He is gorgeous, a great lover and I love pleasing him. It was wonderful to lay naked next to him out in nature. I love see his cock grow in size when he looks at me and then I love to see it begin to ooze in anticipation. He tastes so good that I love to lick and suck on him before we make love. When he enters me, it’s far more than just sex, but I feel so fulfilled and actually one with him. When he fills me with his seed, the warmth spreads through my entire body and gives me a feeling that words cannot explain and doing it out in nature only makes it that much more special. I love being naked with him and we both love being naked in nature where anyone could catch us and we have been caught a couple of times and it was great. I’ve never been embarrassed being seen with him in spite of our age difference. This is the man I want to spend every minute of every day with for the rest of my life and I know he feels the same.

no
 

Nudist Neighbor
 

I wish the thread on my nudist neighbor was still on OCC. She stayed nude essentially all the time and just cowered and covered up if she saw someone she didn't know or if it was a child. She had some tiny string bikini's she would wear sometimes but they covered essentially nothing. I miss her.

no way, deer ticks.

Lol!

Same risk with clothes- only, when nude, you at least have a chance to find the little buggers before they BITE!

Also, the topic of the thread is "walking nude in the FOREST" and risk of ticks is highest in grasslands and low brush!

...of course deer ticks ARE mighty small...

You sound like Bonnie, clothes or no clothes, she hates the Woods...lol

My ex wife Joyce and I used to do it all the time in the woods of northeast PA when we were in our 20’s. We only ever ran across one person in all the time we did it, he was an older retired gentleman in his 60’s who was fishing by the one creek we enjoyed walking. We ended up becoming good friends with him.

deer ticks
 

It's MUCH easier to spot ticks when nude.

Safety in numbers
 

Many years ago my wife and I were part of a nudist group that did hikes in the Bay Area. One Saturday my wife was busy, but I drove up to meet the group north of San Francisco. There were about a dozen of us, about half were women. We stripped in the parking lot and headed up the trail of a county park. Our leader said to let the women lead our group since people are less threatened by a naked woman. We encountered several other clothed hikers: both groups and solo hikers. One clothed guy said, "Naked hikers, cool!"

When we got to Bass Lake we all jumped in the water to cool off and some folks took photos. It was a great time; unfortunately I've never done it since.

neighbor
 

Our neighbor likes to be outside nude, he tries to make sure it is when my wife drives by. He does some stuff around our house but never charges, he likes to instead stand on his porch nude and wave at her as she drives by. She thinks he is ugly and weird tho. One day right after she drove by him naked he text her several pics of his big dick from soft to hard and him jacking it off on the porch, told her he thought she might want a closer look.

what?
 

Sounds like a real creep.