Quirky things people do during sex
 

I'm curious about the odd and quirky things people do sometimes during sexual activity.

I mentioned once how my wife hums classical music during sex. I've gently suggested she stop because it's very distracting. To no avail, she continues to hum.

Another example, I had a long-term girlfriend with an overriding rule that her own pussy juice could never get in her mouth. We'd get together for sex. We'd do oral on each other. No problem. Then we'd do a bit of intercourse. Again no problem. But if ever I pulled out and suggested more oral, she would absolutely demand I go in the bathroom and wash my cock with soap and water. Never under any circumstances could pussy juice get in her mouth.

And a third example. I got this second hand from a former girlfriend. She dated a guy for a while and EVERYTIME they had sex, just as he finished shooting his load, he would pump his fist in the air and shout, "Shazam!" I kind of like this. LOL.

Anyone else ever come across quirks with sex partners?

Mrs B sometimes cries after we've made love. Not during thankully :-)

I've asked her why but she say's that she doesn't know. Just a release of emotion I hope.

After an orgasm my wife likes me to press my closed fist against her swollen lips. She grinds against it and her orgasm "diesels", if you know what I mean.

The first time I had sex with a women who was into pain, no matter how hard I pinched her nipples she said "harder" until I twisted and pulled. That freaked me out a little, but I learned to give her what she liked.

One Night Stand
 

I was at a conference when I hooked up with this 43 year old. Over the evening and after many drinks we discussed how she'd split from her husband 2 or 3 years back and hadn't had sex since.

Cutting a long story short we ended up in her room sucking and fucking every which way. Once I'd shot my load inside her (unprotected drunken sex ftl) I moved to help her cum.

"Do you mind if I used a sex toy?"
"Um? Sure!"

So before long she's on her back with 'Bob' her vibrator rubbing up against her clitty whilst I sucked her tits and fingered her cum-filled hole.

"Finger my asshole"
"Um?"
"Finger my asshole. Use your cum as lube."

So I went at it - soaking my fingers in her cum and rubbing around her asshole

"More, deeper."

So alternating between soaking my fingers with my cum combined with her juices and fingering her asshole as she worked her clit with bob she eventually came to a shuddering climax.

Some days later when discussing how forward she'd been she just said she's never dared ask for that before but she'd always wanted it done to her when being fucked and she felt I'd be happy to oblige... and I was.

Later she confessed that it's now her 'thing' and she demands it of anyone else she's had sex with since me.

Not me
 

I have never had anything weird like that happen but I do remember a guy in the Army from 1971 telling us how he was with a prostitute in Kalgoorlie, Australia and she ate an apple while he did to her.

Maybe she was working through her lunch break? :D

Hehe
 

Hehe :D

LOL! A health conscious prostitute.. Hmmm! :confused:

A few I know about from experience

One lady would call her partners bastards, dirty fuckers etc shouting encouragment
Another couldnt orgasm unless she was given permission from her partner
Another would always sing during sex
Another would ALWAYS keep her bra on

My personal favorite was the lady who stayed completly silent no matter what

I am often the same way, often spontaneously laughing or crying afterwards. And I have no idea why either, just a buildup of emotions I guess.

My wife farts sometimes while I'm giving her oral sex. She's not much into sex. I think she farts on purpose.

LOL...That' like farting on an elevator, wrong on so many levels.

For a while, my wife would have incredible orgasms, but only if she was imagining me doing her best friend or her sister while we were having sex. She finally admitted it after thinking this way for a year or more, she said. She has since stopped those imaginations, but her orgasms are still great.

Similarly, my ex-wife would ask me to call her her best friend's name during sex.

A while ago I joined a local running club and met this beautiful brunette. I've noticed her before, briefly, because we'd have similar circles when hanging out. It wasn't until we were in the running club that we hit it off. 5ft8, curly brown hair, runners body, great ass, small perky tits. First time we went out, had a nice dinner and then went to the bar and had a few (lot) of drinks. I was dropping her off at home when she invited me up. Before I could even take my coat off, she closed the door, unzipped my pants and started stroking my cock. I couldn't believe how much she got into it. We ripped off each others clothes as we slowly made it to the bed, stopping occasionally to finder her and suck me. We got to the bedroom and she said that she wanted me to fuck her hard and then she assumed the position. Bent over on all fours with her ass up. I grabbed her hips and pounded away. Between moans, she told me to let her know when I'm going to cum. Before long it was time and I let her know, she flipped around, ripped the condom off and said she wants it all over her face. I held her head and unloaded on that perfect face. We collapsed on the bed and I got up to find a towel for her to clean up. I step out of the bathroom with a towel and there she was, on her knees....praying. She was asking Jesus for forgiveness and that the devil took over. This chick with cum all over her face was praying on the side of the bed with her hands folded. After she was done, she got up, grabbed the towel, cleaned herself off and hopped back into bed. I laid in bed with my eyes open the whole night. I thought that she might try and kill me, she was nuts. Moral of the story, don't stick your dick in crazy.

/I quit the running club the next day and deleted her number.

But the crazies are fun sometime!!!!!! :D