Worst sex you've ever had
 

The worst sex I’ve ever had is with my wife. For one thing the sex has been incredibly infrequent at times. After returning from the honeymoon, we had sex four times in the first five years. She was in her sexual prime and we once went for two and a half years with no sex at all.

When we do have sex, it has never once been initiated by her. It has also never been spontaneous. I plead for sex for a year. She finally gives in, but that means she will put it in her schedule. She’ll tell me we will have sex a week from Thursday at 9:30 pm.

If I don’t do things exactly the way she wants in the days leading up to the sex, then the event is canceled.

The sex itself is mind-numbingly dull, repetitive and frustrating. I am to perform oral sex on her until she orgasms. This usually takes an hour. I am then allowed to have sexual intercourse with her in the missionary position. She will not allow for any other position. She will not perform oral sex. Mostly I will pull out of her and jack off to finish the job. The most interaction she has with me cumming is she will get a tissue and hold it in place over my dick so I cum in it. Of paramount importance to her is that no cum gets on the sheets.

Other quirks:

* She will hum during sex. It is always a piece of classical music. Imagine licking a woman’s pussy while she is rigorously humming a tune. The tunes always build up too, like she starts shaking her head about with the tune. She has also used her fingers to conduct whatever symphony she is reciting. I don’t know the psychology of this. I think she wants to make enough noise to drown out any slurping sounds I’m making.

* After the “concert” ends, she will often start talking. She will tell me what’s on her to do list tomorrow. Oh, she has to bring her umbrella in for repair. What woman talks about getting her umbrella repaired during the middle of sex? Ever try to cum while the woman is gabbing about inconsequential nonsense? On several occasions, like if I take more than ten minutes to cum, she will ask me to hurry up. See how that works? I patiently work on her for an hour to bring her to orgasm. But when it comes to her giving me pleasure, ten minutes is too much effort

* After I cum she flees the seen of the crime. She races to the bathroom and takes a shower to wash off any traces of sex. Sometimes she quickly gets up to do this just as I start cumming. By the time I shoot my third blast of cum, I’m alone in the bed and she’s already in the bathroom.

* Sometimes, after her orgasm she will fall asleep. Sometimes this happens as soon as she orgasms, sometimes it happens a few minutes later during the middle of sexual intercourse. Ever try to fuck a sleeping woman?

* There was one time we had sex in the middle of the afternoon (as her schedule would allow). After she orgasmed and we started to have sexual intercourse, she looked at her watch and suddenly jumped up and explained she had to be somewhere. She told me to finish myself off by hand when she was gone. I bristled at the callous way she said it. I spoke up and said, “No. That isn’t sex with you. That is sex by myself.” She said take it or leave it, she said she didn’t care if I made myself cum or not. And I think that summed her up, she doesn’t care if her partner cums or not. That might be my textbook definition of terrible sex.

Please share your stories, if you have them. It would make me feel better knowing others have also had terrible sex.

Divorce her for cruelty. Life is too short to live with a woman like that, whatever other qualities she may have. And I can't imagine a woman that selfish having any redeeming qualities.

DR

You made me feel better
 

I often had poor sex with my wife but not this bad, I can't make you feel better but you made me feel better! Sometimes I was tempted to pinch her really hard to check if she was still awake. Your wife is on a total power trip and you are unlikely to ever get good sex from her but as the old saying goes "There are plenty more fish in the sea". I couldn't leave my wife till the kids were old enough and you may well have various reasons for staying together and whilst many won't admit it there are plenty of guys out there either getting poor sex or no sex at all apart from their own hand. After I left my wife at age 53 I found a few great women and had by far the best sex of my life so there is always hope.

well these stories suck, but I do recall a guy in collage say that ..........there is no such thing as bad sex,,,, some is just better than others.......... I am now rethinking that statement.

Damn!!!!! These stories have forced me to pour a cocktail. My wife and I have slowed it quite a bit since we were first married but it hasn't degenerated to these stories.
I don't want to make any severe judgments here but life it WAY too short for that....

In my book falling asleep in the middle of sex is a free pass to fuck her how you want, if she doesn't like it she can wake up and participate. And if she stays asleep I would cum on the sheets... :mad::D

I wholeheartedly agree with DR . . .

Life is way too short to spend it waiting for months or years for your next bad sex episode. I would also characterize her behavior as sexual abandonment of the marriage.

Since this thread is turning into a therapy session (as opposed to the normal "hot story" thread) I'm gonna say this-- I suspect that many of you guys complaining about bad/no sex in your marriage suffer from the classic "Nice Guy" syndrome. I myself am a recovering "Nice Guy," and can commiserate with what some of you are saying, on this thread and the one from a few months ago.

I heartily recommend the book "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Dr. Robert Glover. The chances are good that if you're willing to put up with practically non-existent, awful sex you'll be reading all about yourself in his book. He explains it all very well, and also how to get the sex you want.

My sex life never got as bad as PuffyNips related, but here's a story from my first marriage~ before we said "I do" she'd flop down and fuck anytime, anywhere. On the floor of the kitchen with her folks in the living room watching TV, back seats of cars, in my bed at home, her bed at home . . . anywhere at any time. As so as we got married it was as if a big switch was suddenly flicked to the "OFF" position, and within a year it had dialed clear back to about once a month. I was 21 years old at the time and you can imagine my frustration.

Many years later it ended up like this: She began going on business trips about once every three months (I later surmised she was fucking a colleague on these trips, and finally got enough circumstantial evidence to reasonably say she did). She'd be gone for two weeks at a time, and would "give me something to tide me over" while she was gone (which was weird, since she never "tided me over" with anything while she was home). She'd lay down on the bed topless, let my stand beside the bed and jack off and cum on her tits. That was it. No kissing beforehand, no petting, no intercourse.

Pent up sexual energy has to go somewhere. Chronic masturbation, 900 numbers, flirting with other women, porn and adult book stores are common outlets. I finally started fucking a woman where I work, which turned out to be my exit affair.

You can get the sex you want. Once you confront that fact your marriage will either take a turn for the better . . . or it won't. If it won't, move on and get happy.

WTF
 

:confused: I take it you don't have any kids. My wife was off her sex after my second one but after I pestered her for sex she got angry and told me to get a Pro. I didn't do that but got the next thing up. A mistress. I got caught had a blazing row and I reminded her what she said to me and in my defence that the mistress was cheaper and safer diease wise than a Pro. Boys, don't ever try to be clever and throw a womans words back in her face. I had hell to pay for. This hell lasted 6 months and thought that I was going to end up divorced. But we worked through it and are fine now. Incidently she told one of our mutual friends (female)about me whining about the sex in front of me which was embarrasing. But I had the last laugh. I ended up knobbing her and we ended up being friends with benefits but this was after my mistress.

I have a friend who says that a past GF used to recite the alphabet while he was licking or fingering her. WTF? :confused:

He said she was afraid of having an orgasm and felt guilty about it.

Thankfully, he married someone else, who, as far as I know, has more normal behavior during intimacy.

Guys, women who hum or recite the alphabet are broken. Whether it is due to upbringing or a bad experience I don't know. I fucked a girl one time who breathed in a really weird pattern when she fucked and then seemed to almost pass out when she came. She was only out for a couple minutes but the first time it happened I was in a near panic wondering if I had literally just fucked one to death. Then I saw she was breathing. Loved fucking her but the passing out freaked me out so I found a reason to move on.

That's unusual, but not abnormal. Masters & Johnson documented it and studied the physiology. It just means you did a good job.

DR

Best and worst
 

My best and worst sex both came from my wife. Early in our dating, I had undressed her and fingered her to a cum, then asked for a blow job. She did not know what that was so I explained and to my glee, she said ok. I leaned back in the driver's seat and pulled out my very hard cock and she licked the head then proceeded to go down on it and began chewing. Her teeth were sharp and it hurt terribly. I yelled and she pulled off, and I explained that the oral sex act was supposed to feel similar to the warm, soft damp feel of her pussy(which I had not fucked). She was sorry but I was so uncomfortable we did not continue that day. Over time, she learned thank heavens.

She was such a virgin, she had not even fingered herself and it was a challenge to first finger her and later to fuck her. I am not well hung, average at best, but it took numerous tries to get her relaxed sufficiently and lubricated that I could eventually get my cock in her. I was very frustrated but at least I was her first. I could not fuck her when she was in pain, so it took a while. Of course, in time it was wonderful.

Finally, I will mention a massage I got in Salisbury, NC on a long trip about 20 years ago. It was a "health spa" located just off I-85 next to a hotel on an access road with parking in the back. I went in and waited for a 20-something white girl to call me in. I got the hour long massage and she did a very basic massage on my back then asked me to turn over. I was horny being away from home so long so I was erect and she asked if I wanted the full body massage which would cost extra. I paid the extra and she grabbed my poor cock in a kung-foo grip I will never forget. She had it in a major squeeze and I begged her to let go. She did and I showed her the way I wanted it done, which I assumed was what everyone enjoyed. I had her put oil on it and she began to move her hand up and down but it was not very good. I finished myself, just wanting to give her something to clean up, and I explained that it was in her best interest to give very good handjobs to get bigger tips and to get the guys off quickly. She told me that she was new and had never given handjobs to any of her boyfriends, they just wanted blowjobs or to fuck. I never went back and if I had to be in North Carolina, I never stopped anywhere near Salisbury.

My best "massage parlor" experience was in Maryland. I went in and a guy about 70 was in front and told me that it was my lucky day. He owned the massage parlor and had just won some sort of lottery for $100,000(he held the ticket in his hand). He was going to give the girls two days off---with good pay---but he had told them they had to treat the next customer special. I was very suspicious thinking it might be the cops or something but he nor any of the 4 girls would take any money. All four rubbed my back at the same time, and when I rolled over, they all took part in making me a very happy guy, including a prostrate rub and all the extras. Two of the girls were really cute, the others only average, but with your eyes closed, 4 girls felt really good.

same here
 

once had a girlfriend who was totally frigid,as in had never had been penetrated. always being up for a challenge I decided that I would have to "cure" her. it took about 6 weeks but when I finally made it ,she had her very first orgasm and passed out for about 30 seconds.i too thought I had fucked her dead. I freaked. because she had never had an orgasm she did not know she did this. from then on if we fuked and she didn't pass out I knew I had done a lousy job on her

worst sex
 

PN, I feel for you. My first wife would go on hot and cold spells. Sometimes she wanted it everyday for a couple of weeks, then she would go cold for a couple of months, but nothing like what your describing.

The worst sex I ever had wasn't actually sex but a bj. My senior year in high school I hooked up with this cute brunette coworker, who I found out later was a total nympho. Anyway, on our first date, she was pretty forward and said she loved to suck cock and when the movie was over, she practically dragged me back to the car. Once in the car, she couldn't my cock out fast enough and I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Man was I wrong.
Turns out she had just gotten her braces a few days before we met, and hadn't given a bj with the braces. It was so painful I had to make her stop which really sucked. She was the first girl that wanted me to finish in her mouth and but it hurt way to bad to even think about cumming. She apologized and said let's f**k instead. Not a problem, we tried every position we could get into in the back seat of my car which is when I learned what the term multi-orgasmic meant. That girl was a tiny but powerful orgasm factory. She just kept cuming and cuming. After 30 minutes or so, my poor pecker was starting to burn and the sex was getting painful, so I finally nutted, got dressed and took her home.
The next morning was one of those WTF????? moments. I quickly realized why it burned so bad during while I was having sex. When I got up to pee, my poor dick hurt just to touch it. When I looked at it, the head was a bright purple and looked like some one had taken a razor blade and sliced it every which way, some of the cuts had actually bled and I a bunch of little scab on the head. It took a week for the cuts and pain to go away and another twenty years before I could enjoy a bj enough to actually cum in a woman's mouth.
The first wife tried, as did several other girl friends, many of them taking it as challenge, but it never happened.
Finally, after 2 years of trying, MrsV was able to get me off with just her mouth. Oh man, what a relief to finally get that trauma out of my head, actually, both heads. LOL

Another bad sex encounter.

When I was a sophomore in college there was a girl on my floor who I flirted with. We had good chemistry. I could tell she felt it too. But I already had a girlfriend, so the flirty girl would never let me get anywhere with her.

When I was a junior, I no longer had a girlfriend. But as bad luck would have it, the flirty girl went to study in Paris for the year. Interestingly though, she sent me a letter, a very flirtatious letter saying she heard I no longer had a girlfriend. We started to write back and forth to each other. I enjoyed it. But it was also difficult. It was foreplay though letters. It was like we lived in the Elizabethan Age.

So finally senior year came around. She was back on campus. We got together for dinner. It was great. She was such good company. Closest thing I've ever had to a soul mate.

She revealed to me that she was still a virgin. She was hoping to take care of that in Paris, but nothing. She asked if I might want to help her with this problem...

This was getting good. We arranged to meet that Friday.

We opened a bottle of wine. We ended up on her bed kissing. I remember she was wearing a red sweater. I pulled it off. I unbuttoned her shirt. I unsnapped her bra. I sucked on her nipples. I undid her belt buckle....

A few minutes later she was naked, as was I. I got between her legs and started to press the tip of my cock against her labia. I asked if she was okay with this, was she ready, it might hurt a little. She gave me a nod....

But just then, the phone rang. I couldn't take her virginity while the phone was ringing. That's just too weird. I waited for the phone to stop. It rang like 20 times. This was before answering machines. Like holy fuck, how obnoxious.

Once the ringing finally stopped I couldn't just push into her. The mood was all wrong. So I started kissing her again and caressing her. I did this for a few minutes before once again getting into position between her legs. And then the damn phone started ringing again!

This time it just wouldn't stop. It was like 30, 40, 50 rings. I finally said to her, "Look, you better answer the phone or they will never stop."

So she got up and answered the phone.

I was of course listening and I hear her say, "What.... WHAT?... What are you saying.... No... NO NO NO!!!!" Then she starts balling her eyes out.

And I'm like, "What's going on?"

She tells me it's her father on the phone. Her brother just died. His roommates found him in his apartment lying on the bathroom floor. They called 911 but apparently he was already dead. [A few weeks later they figured out the cause. He worked in a nursery and had been administering bug poison to the plants all day and had gotten too much of it into his own system and it killed him.]

But here I was. It was like a two year courtship leading up to the exact moment of me taking her virginity, when suddenly death calls on the phone.

Talk about breaking the mood. It was such a bad feeling for me. I can't imagine how bad it was for her. We never got together again. As if losing her virginity, and sex, and a relationship with me, was forever tied to her brother's death. And it was insurmountable.

She could have been the one for me. But we never got to find out.

:eek::eek: That is without a doubt the worst case scenario to ever face..

Nasty surprise
 

I just read this thread and it prompted a deeply repressed memory to surface.
More years ago than I like to admit to, I was working at a large clothes shop - C&A - in London. This was a six-month placement as part of a business course. Met a very sweet young lady there, student like myself and we got on fine.
We had a few evening dates and then I asked her out - all day -on Sunday. The day came and off we went in my little convertible car. Sunny day, mid-summer, what could be better?
Out in the country, we stopped in a leafy glade and got to the clothes off stage quite quickly and happily.
I stuck it in her and we shagged away very pleasantly. Then we changed positions and she knelt on the travel rug spread out on the grass and I glanced at my dick before grabbing her hips.
Red. Yeuch.Yeuch. Yeuch.
I know there are some men who like the red sauce. I don't.
I had to explain to her why I couldn't carry on. It was the most mortifying moment of my life. I could not find anywhere to look or think of to take the thought away as she wiped herself up and put a tampax in. It was all over my hands and the travel rug as well. Vile.
She was more than embarrassed and just sat with her head in her hands all the way back. Said nothing. Never dated her again.

Get the book
 

[QUOTE=Leviticus59;1682615]I wholeheartedly agree with DR . . .
Since this thread is turning into a therapy session (as opposed to the normal "hot story" thread) I'm gonna say this-- I suspect that many of you guys complaining about bad/no sex in your marriage suffer from the classic "Nice Guy" syndrome. I myself am a recovering "Nice Guy," and can commiserate with what some of you are saying, on this thread and the one from a few months ago.

I heartily recommend the book "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Dr. Robert Glover. The chances are good that if you're willing to put up with practically non-existent, awful sex you'll be reading all about yourself in his book. He explains it all very well, and also how to get the sex you want."

I have spent(wasted?) many hours on OCC and after reading the above post I went to Amazon and ordered this book as it is not available in Australia but it only took about 2 or 3 weeks to arrive by normal mail. I have just finished reading it and can highly recommend it for any "nice" guys out there who are living lives below what they want not only in the sex department but in all aspects of their lives. Yes I could see myself in so much of what the author describes and the power to change it lies within us not our partners who give terrible sex. It is not an expensive book so don't delay, to read this you must be online so take the first step and order the book.

For me, it was one night when I was out at a club. I am mostly a one person type of girl, preferring a relationship. But when I am single, I often get a little wild and really play the field.

I had met this chick, and she was really hot. long red hair, and this really short slinky blue dress that would let her butt poke out whenever she would turn around while we were dancing. After a couple of hours of dancing, things were getting ready to close up and we had both had quite a bit to drink, so we headed off in a taxi to her motel.

The had told me she had never been with another girl, but she wanted me too. we were getting really engaged in the taxi (and giving the driver a good show in the mirror I am sure), and within minutes of entering her room we were on the bed and I had my fingers and lips will occupied.

I was feasting on her pussy and had both hands filled with her breasts, and she was about to have her first orgasm by another girl, when I heard this "URP" noise. Looking up into her face, I saw her gulp, then suddenly spew a load of vomit straight up, landing on her face, then down her chest covering her tits and my hands.

Ewwwww! I let myself flow backwards out of bed, and sat on the floor at the foot of it as she continued to be sick for another couple of minutes. I went into the bathroom and washed my hand off from her puke, then wet a towel and brought it in to her and helped her clean up. Thankfully there was another bed so after getting her in the shower and all cleaned up I helped her crawl into it, and she was unconscious almost as soon as her head hit the pillow.

I stood there for about a couple of minutes, this was definitely not what I was expecting that night. So I cleaned myself up, got dressed, and called a taxi to take me home.

In the last 2 years I have looked for her several times, but never any luck. But by far that stands out as my worst experience.

My worst experience was with a girl called Lynda (yes, with a 'y', what can you say about a woman who can't even spell her own name?). She was awful in bed, all she cared about was her own pleasure, whatever poor sod of a man she was with at the time, just didn't matter.

Being a few years her junior, I had that problem quite a few young guys have, not being able to last that long. Lynda thought she could cure that by shouting "DON'T YOU DARE CUM!!!!!" at the top of her voice. You can just imagine what effect that had!

[QUOTE=sooty;1703143]
What he said. Also, another book you may want to check out is Married Man Sex Life Primer by a guy named Athol Kay from New Zealand. Damned good book, and written for men. Explains women better than anything I have ever read. If your wife is that disinterested in you, there is something seriously wrong.

I use this thread to feel less miserable. So please don't throw with all those psychological books...

wow I dont post much but wow get rid of her fella thats shit , if my wife of 22 years was like this she would no longer be my wife

Worst Sex
 

I was working a pool and the other instructor was contstantly trying to hook up with me. I had a girlfriend and she had a boyfriend.....

So one night she brings her sleeping bag and some wine for after work. So once the students left we locked the pool and went for our own swim. After she got loaded on her wine, she started making out with me, the suits came off and we snuggled into the sleeping bag together. I was fingering her and eating her pussy and she was ready to fuck. I went to put on a condom and she said she was alergic to rubber. I asked about the pill and she was alergic to them too. So I tried to get out of there but she quickly mounted me. She had one of those vaginas that a really tight at the entrance and then feels like a balloon. So here we are on the floor and she is bouncing up and down on my peg having several orgasms, while I am trying to pull out. Needless to say I shoot my load and then try and get her to push out my load.

Turns out she was "safe" for out encounter and that was the first and last fuck with her.

That's the point
 

I understand where you are coming from but reading the book has made me much less miserable. I realise that I don't have to be a victim and do have my own power and don't have to put up with a lot of shit that I have endured over the years. If you are happy with your life then fine you don't need it but I bet there are plenty of guys like me on here who would benefit from it and not just with their sex lives but in all aspects of life.

Worst sex ever was a chick I hooked up with, smoking body, very flirty. Get her in bed was like a dead fish. No movement, loose as hell. She would cum quicky and from any position then it was over. After the. 3rd or !4th time I couldn't even get hard for her (and I have low standards!).


As to the wife. Deal with it head on. My current girl just took a facial in the shower 1 hour ago. When we met she was like your wife. Tell her straight up, life is too short for bad sex.

As I read the title this was gonna be my answer. And as a few others wrote, the only answer here is divorce! Holly shit I am a very lucky man. Not only have I had 50+ years of great sex from my wife pretty much anytime I wanted it, I've had great sex from her school mate GF's and many other women over the years as my wife encouraged me and helped. And I'm not bragging. There are many women out there just waiting to be fucked and sucked. No man needs to read a book or put up with that kind of treatment. All he needs is balls.
My wife laughed when she read about the humming and sleeping wife. Okay to be honest, my wiife has hummed many times too. Hummed on my hard cock while she sucked it. And yes I've fucked her while he slept . Hell she and her GF's fucked me while I slept. My excuse was I had to go to work in the morning. As for fucking her and the GF's while they slept, Hey it was there and I had an erection. But I can't remember anyone falling asleep during sex.
As another man wrote, if you can't get it at home get it wherever you can. Life is too short and we get old too fast.

My worst experience was with a french woman, called Magali, 40 years old (I was 46 years). I went to get her home, we flirted on the sofa, then she took me to her bedroom.
I started caressing her, then I licked and sucked her pussy.... but when I wanted to penetrate, she was so contracted that I could never fuck while my dick was very hard .... she did not even want to suck me, and I had just a poor handjob!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

morality: all French women are not good shots !!!!!

Worse Sex
 

A long time ago my father was dating a woman named Pat,him and her dated for about a year then split,a few years after they split I ran into her at a flea market and one thing led to another. I found out real quick that Pat had the hots for me for a long time,I was 17 when her and my father started dating and I was 20 when I ran into her at the flea market,and no we never did anything when she was dating my father,at that time I had no ideal at all she was interested in me. She was 36 when her and my father were dating. Anyway since that is cleared up lol on with it. Me and her ended up back at her apartment and not long after that we were both naked,I got her on the bed and spread her legs and started licking her pussy,their was no response from her so I decided to go ahead and fuck her,I was humping away on her and thrusting it deep in her,all she did was lay their like she was dead! I got tired of this and rolled off her and jacked off just to get my nut which pist her off lol. She was like fucking someone while they were reading the newspaper!!! It was the worse lay I ever had in my life,but the way she talked before we got to her apartment one would of thought they were about to get some of the best sex ever. The funny thing about all this about four years after I fucked her my father got to talking about her one night while I was over visiting him and drinking some beer with him,he said to me that when he was with Pat that women was like screwing someone reading the newspaper while they were dead! I almost busted out laughing and wanted to say something but I didn't dare do so,but what he didn't know is that was my exact thoughts also bout her when I had fucked her! And no I don't know about my father lol but I sure as hell don't have a small package,I am very well endowed!!! Their was something real strange about the chic,she was the worse lay ever for sure! You was just better off to jack yourself off when it came to her!!!

friends with benefits that did not work out
 

I had a wild girlfriend the first half of college. We literally had sex two or three times a day every day, and in every possible position. She came easily. She was two years older than me, and she took my virginity on her parents' couch. Our dads were good friends, and me and Julie ended up at the same college together. Unfortunately Julie was very high maintenance, had a nasty temper and was extremely jealous. She dumped me because she thought I was fucking one of her sorority sisters. It was not true, but she was not particularly logical.

One of my best friends from high school happened to be a girl, she was not super attractive but she was tall and thin and had a nice ass. She also had a great smile, and loved sports and beer. She was outgoing and was every one's best friend, her name was Elaine. She went to a college about an hour away. After Julie dumped me it was Christmas break. Elaine found out and invited me over to her home for pizza. We started watching TV and one thing lead to another, and then her parents interrupted a great teenage make out session. They did not seem to any idea was happening and joined us watching TV, so nothing other than intense kissing happened. Afterwards we had a long phone conversion and decided we were not cut out to be girlfriend/boyfriend, and we would stay friends. We talked on the phone every few nights as the next semester began. Just small talk and everything seemed back to normal.

Elaine got an apartment off campus with her older sister. Her older sister had a boyfriend, so Elaine basically had an apartment of her own at age 19. One cold snowy Thursday she called me at 1 am. She said she had been thinking about our make out session, and basically she wanted me to come and spend that weekend with her. She made it clear that she was on the pill and romance and sex were going to be on the agenda.

I was so psyched that someone asked me on Friday why I was smiling so much, I told them I was going on a road trip to another college. His reply was "isn't it great when you know you are going to get laid?" Yes, yes it was.

I showed up at Elaine's apartment Friday afternoon with a twelve pack of beer and clothes for the weekend. She greeted me with huge hug and kiss. We went out to dinner but it was snowing like crazy. The people at the restaurant told us they were closing and they would pack up our dinner as a takeout. We had walked to the restaurant. We held hands on the way home. Elaine set the table in her small college apartment, got out some candles and put on some music. We were going to be snowed in for the weekend, and Elaine certainly did seem to change her mind about sex and romance.

We drank beer and ate our pasta then I helped her clean up. As I was drying the dishes, Elaine stepped away. She returned wearing a see through nightie, her small breasts and trimmed bush clearly visible. I kissed her passionately and she led me to her bed. I kissed her and fingered her, but she did not seem to react much. She would kiss me back but there was no moaning or "that feels good." She did not say anything at all. Julie and some of my high school girlfriends loved me to perform oral sex on them, and Julie always came quick and loud when I went down on her. I kissed Elaine's breasts and worked my way down to her pussy. She spread her legs but still nothing. I licked and fingered and did everything I could think of, but without any response. I decided maybe she just wanted to be fucked, and I was too young and stupid to ask her what she wanted. I stripped off my clothes and got on top of her in the standard missionary position. She did moan when I entered her but that was it. She was wet, so I was a very confused aroused teenager. I fucked her slowly with an even pace. No response. Then harder. She spread her legs but no passion. Finally after 30 minutes I came. She curled up next to me, and started kissing me passionately again. I was even more confused then. I reasoned that she enjoyed it even though she did not come. She curled up next to me. Eventually she got up and brought two beers from the frig.

Having a naked girl next to me on a cold night eventually got me hard again, and Elaine was talking and pleasant. We had finished most of our beers, and I was thinking maybe she had loosened up a bit. She started kissing me with a bit more passion, so I just pulled her over on top of my 19 year old rock hard dick. Again a bit of moan as I entered her, but she did not seem to know what to do. I grabbed her hips and pumped her up and down on me without any response. I was frustrated and aroused, and I just lost control and came. Elaine again seemed either happy or relieved, I was not sure which.

We fell asleep and around 7 am the wind knocked over something on the patio. Elaine wondered aloud if her sister was home, grabbed a robe and got out of bed. She came back with the news we were still alone. I had to piss so I went to the bathroom, then I was cold. I got back into bed and we spooned, eventually my dick was hard. I fingered Elaine, and again she was wet. She moaned a bit as I hit her clit. I rubbed her clit to try and get her to come but no response and no further moaning. I got behind her, doggy style. She put her beautiful ass up the air, and I thought finally I figured out what she liked. But still nothing. I fucked her hard and fast. She seemed a bit winded but no orgasm.

My weekend plans of wild sex were totally gone. When I left on Sunday morning to study for a Monday test, we had sex five times in every way my teenage mind could think up, but she was quite stoic. It did not make sense and did not fit her personality. I called her Monday after my test. Basically we did not talk for a week or two. I felt awful, the sex was bad and I had ruined a good friendship. When we finally talked she admitted she had a boyfriend, and basically she wanted to have a fling to see if her boyfriend was "the one" for her. She apologized for the mixed signals and said she did enjoy sex with me but felt bad about cheating.

I did not really talk to her much the rest of the year. Eventually I found a new girlfriend and we had great sex. My fragile male ego was restored. In May Elaine abruptly called late one night. Fortunately the new girl was not there. Elaine's boyfriend was quitting college to join the Air Force. They were leaving for Vegas in two days to get married and have a brief honeymoon before he went to Texas. She was quitting college to follow him. Her parents were extremely pissed, so no big wedding or reception. I basically just listened.

Fast forward fifteen years. Through the wonder of Facebook, Elaine found me. She lived back in our home town. She have four high school age daughters between the two of us. We got together one day for lunch, and basically decided teenagers were stupid. She had divorced her husband and went back to college. She was dating another divorcee, and confided she was having more orgasms then ever.

Absolutely no way you are serious. Why did she get married? So you two could be buddies?

friend of my wifes before we were married - 2 of us took her in turns one night did her about 12x between us.

A week later I had her again - worst fuck ever - she was as dry as a bone. Didn't bother with her again.

1st girlfriend ever - couldn't even get into her she was that tight. Mate of mine went out with her for ages after and even got engaged to marry her - but it all fell through. Not many months after he started going out with her, he asked me if I had fucked her as it was rumoured I had. I told the truth & said no. His reply - 'You must have had a small dick if you did !'

I didn't further the conversation, but she went on to get serious with 2 more guys before marrying. She has 2 grown up kids now. I caught up with her via FB 4 years ago. My green-eyed dragon missus went ballistic !!!

Can't people choose to marry because they have deep affection for one other, even if they don't have pornstar sex 3 times a day?

Go to page 1, first post... read it... get back to us. Seriously, I don't see why they married (I gather it was NO sex before marriage type of thing) - I would have dump her the first night. Sex is a big part of being in a good marriage. Either both of you are dead fucks or both of you are horn-dogs - being lopsided is not fun for one of both. No-one should be begging to get laid from their partner... especially if its months or a year!

With the OP - that is pretty much justifiable homicide. Hell, with my wife - she loves to play with my dick - even in the middle day, a quick squeeze or a 5 second suck with a house full of guests. A quickie is 5~10min, otherwise a good love making session will be 1~2 hours which results in a sore pussy for 1-2 days.


I thought my "worst sex" was bad... But here it goes. Years ago at a dance club. Months after a breakup, I was talking to a couple of ladies. One I knew (unavailable) so I talked with her friend. She was dressed sexy, we were hitting it off and getting horny. After about 5~10min of chatting I cut to the chase "Do you wanna fuck?" We talked to the mens bathroom which has solid-wall toilet stalls. In this club Men and womens bathrooms are connected. People fucking or doing drugs or plain pissing is the norm.

She bends over the stall and I start fucking her. Quickly, I don't like it... The way she moves, the noises she makes, the way my dick felt inside her. I had to think of the EX and other women to keep it hard. When I felt myself going soft and getting exhausted trying to "keep it up". I faked it into the condom. I was a gentleman at least. She left the stall, thinking she rocked my world. Next runner up: A woman with shy-mental issues as I would soon learn. I date her twice afterwards to teach her some social and fucking skills... but for the most part was glad be on my way. She was semi-dead. Wanted to be flogged. Had no intimacy skills or abilities.

Post about Girls passing out from orgasms
Those are pretty good fucks... they are enjoying whatever it is you are doing... the brain shuts down. I've finger fucked a girl while standing up and she passes out... I though it was great.

Puffynips / Reference to death in the family
I wouldn't call it the worst sex, as it didn't happen. The circumstances is one of the worst things to happen... Trama for her, the most. It was the very worst time - that meant every time someone attempted or did finally pop her cherry - it would always be death related. Sorry to hear that... sounds like she COULD have been the one. :(

Worst for us was a New Year's Eve a few years ago.

I've been taking Levitra for several years. When I first started taking it, my face got extremely warm, and my dick got extremely hard. Once I'd taken a pill, there was no way I could relax and get rid of an erection without having at least one orgasm. Normally, that was a good thing.

Just before midnight, we showered, got into bed, and started foreplay. That's when the phone started ringing and ringing. Rather than have either of us wait to see what the call was about (All her close relatives were already deceased, so we knew that wouldn't be the source of the call).

It turned out to be for my wife. She'd been a teacher, and her aide had become a very close friend. Well, the aide had just passed away from a very aggressive cancer (to give an idea of how close friends my wife and the aide had been, my wife was one of the first on the list of people to call, before several of the aide's family members). Upon hearing the news, my wife broke down in tears.

That did it for sex on that night, although I was stuck with a raging erection. So, I had to head into the john and stroke myself off. I don't blame my wife for being upset; she's a very private person and doesn't make a lot of friends. Those people who do become her friends find she's very serious about her commitments and doesn't take those friendships lightly.

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Well you asked!
 

About the only way I can answer this question is I DON'T KNOW.
Hate to admit it but my GF who became my only wife, and I had pornstar sex 3 times a day............. or more. People actually thought Dollie was a pornstar. Remember Linda Lovelace in Deep Throat? Her costar and partner in the movie was named DOLLY SHARP. Dollie's same name and ironically they looked and acted a lot alike. But I digress.
I'd tell Dollie I loved her but only after she said it a 100 times and begged me to say it. We were actually married and had a son before I could say I LOVE YOU and mean it. I was a virgin, she'd only had sex at age 13 1/2 when ra**ped, so basically we taught each other.
I was after her pussy. In fact I used Dollie as my sex toy and admit I trained her to be my toy. Appparently I was one hell of a teacher and she was a good student.
Yes I love her very much. But it would have never lasted without the sex. I worked on old cars, motorcycles, and did other things. But my favorite hobby is fondling and fucking. Love came later.
After all, what is love and how do you know when it really happens?
Sorry, we never had bad sex together. Sometimes we both went home sore. But that was good!

@ModelT: Why do you post here when your sex was always great? Just to point out to the orders how great a couple you are? Open your own thread for that!
(yes... I am getting annoyed because of your posts)

Sorry! I was just trying to give my answer to the question. But I'm not sorry our sex was great. In fact I did post earlier about some not so great sexual adventures.
No matter, we are keeping the thread alive. I do have other threads but love making comments wherever I can.
Again sorry!

I had read the original post, but read it again to see if I had missed something.

I think I understand the OP's frustration, and I do think that sex can be a big part of a successful marriage. But it's not the only thing that makes it successful. At least in my eyes, bad sex or lack of sex is not enough of a reason to break up.

Let's just agree to disagree.

Worst sex??
 

That's an easy one.

It happened what seems like hundred years ago... probably late 70's?
That's when EVERYONE had to swap wives...... I think it was a law back then.....:rolleyes:;)

My best buddy & his wife swapped with me and my wife one night.
So he got to fuck my luscious wife.
I got to fuck his double - fugley wife who was also lousy in bed.

I don't know what I was thinking.... :confused: I guess I just had the need for some strange pussy.
My buddy was the one who most wanted it, but all four of us felt the need to do it just to be cool.... since EVERYONE else was doing it. or so it seemed at the time.
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