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Ever fuck your landlady?
Was just curious if anyone here has ever fucked a lady you are or was renting a apartment or house from. I owned some rental property once and came close to fucking a lady that I rented to but didn't. I also once had a landlady way back in my younger days that I wouldn't of mind fucking. I would love to hear some real stories if you have done your current or former landlady. Pics would be great to if you have them of her.
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Guess no one has.
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No it has always been a business relationship.
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No it has always been a business relationship.
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You know that woman in "Something about Mary", the one with the leather skin tan, and the dog that got fried, that was like MY landlady. Would you? Yuk.
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My landlady when I was 23 was a 30 yo hottie married to a 55 yo fat guy, the apartment complex I lived in was her wedding present. It was mostly young singles and divorced people living there, I guess she thought i was the most responsibe one there, she offered me free rent to be resident manager. I worked free lance programming and graphic design, so it was a nice break for me.
She used to come by at least once a month to get the rent checks I had collected and in the summer she would go swimming several times a week, the complex had a pool, her house didn't. She would always use my apartment to change into or out of her bikini, sometimes she would have one of her hot friends with her, she always came during a week day when 90% of the residents were at work. I never had sex with her, I saw her tits several times, usually due to a top slippage from swimming, I caught her checking me out a few times when I was swimming. One time she had this cute brunette with her and i was lounging and reading, they started whispering and giggling asking me how big my feet were, size 14, the brunette squealed "I told you". I realized that the way I was sitting they were looking up the leg of my baggy shorts. I am not unusually well endowed, maybe 7" if one end of the tape is on my spleen, so it must have been an optical illusion. But the idea that they were looking sure gave me a hard on and maybe that extra inch, no I didn't rearrange. With free rent I saved up enough to buy a house, so she was my last landlady. |
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neva fucked any landladies but I am a landlord and have been screwing a tenant this year
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Had a tenant once who was a part time hooker. Never had her, though - I needed the rent $ more than I needed another piece.
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She would leave town for two weeks at a time "working" in other cities. Uh-huh. About six months into her lease she lost her job, or so she said. How does a very trim 21-year old chick who's willing to take all her clothes off lose a stripper job? She broke the lease, moved out, I kept the deposit. Didn't hurt my feelings any. Been fucking a late 40s hotwife for several years who really, really gets me going. She's easily a better fuck than the stripper would have been. |
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When I was 21 and married I moved into an apartment complex. The landlady was a hot 27 yr old redhead. She use to come out an lay out by the pool where I could see her - not for my pleasure, I'm sure.
About 4 years later (I lived there for about a year) after my divorce, I met her in a bar by chance. I didn't recognize her at the time, but we ended up together and spent quite a few nights with each other. She was smokin and a great lay. It was about a month into the relationship when she told me she remembered me from the apartment complex and had wanted to get to know me more then. She was my first screamer. |
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I didn't fuck her, but she saw me naked one time which resulted in a little adventure. She was probably about 30, not bad looking but not great looking either, kind of sl*ttly and was always very friendly/flirty towards me whenever I saw her. One day I had just got back from the gym and was getting ready to shower when there was a knock on the door. I hastily wrapped a towel around my waist and went downstairs to open the door, thinking it was probably my fiance and I had locked her out when I got back. Well it turned out to be the landlady bringing by a new air filter so I opened the door to get it from her. When she saw me in just the towel she quickly looked me up and down and smiled a little, saying she was just coming by to change the filter. I told her no problem, I would take care of it, but she wouldn't give it to me and insisted on coming in to change it herself.
I figured what the hell, it wouldn't take more than a couple minutes and she would probably leave faster if I just let her do it. So I let her in and she started following me upstairs with the filter. Right when I got to the top step, my towel suddenly falls all the way down and I trip over it, stumbling a couple steps away from it. Now, I'm pretty certain my towel had a little help from her because she was really close behind me and there was no way it could have just fallen without me realizing it was loosening first. Anyway, when I start to trip she rushes forward trying to grab my arm to keep me from falling and in doing so steps over my towel and is now standing between me and the towel. A few seconds pass with both of us awkwardly standing there staring at each other. Her eyes are on my slightly stiffening cock and she finally says "Oh wow... I'm so sorry" but still she doesn't move to get my towel or anything. Still looking at my cock she says "Ok I'll just change the filter real quick and be out of your way" and she goes to slide past me in the hall toward the closet with the old filter. I also move to go get my towel and as we pass the back of her hand brushes against the tip of my semi-hard cock and a little strand of precum goes from my dick to her hand. She stops and looks down at it and then brushes her hand against me to get it off. As she does this she says "I'll give this back to you" and of course her hand rubbing near my dick makes me almost instantly hard. She smirks, grabs my dick and asks "Is that an invitation?" I stammer "No not really, I don't know when my fiance will be home." She starts stroking my shaft and asks "Are you sure?" Damn it felt good but I really had no idea when my fiance would be back and I told her so. Still stroking she knelt down in front of me and goes "Oh I won't take very long." I actually was close to cumming if she kept it up so I didn't say anything. Apparently she could tell because before I knew it she wrapped her lips around the head of my dick and started sucking for all she was worth. Before long this set me off and as I started to cum she expertly swallowed my whole length and I could feel the back of her throat clench around my cock as I pumped load after load down her throat. After I finished she calmly got up, wiped her mouth, smiled at me, squeezed my dick, and left. I was speechless. I have never had a blowjob from a girl who could deep throat like that, and I have received some damn good ones in my life. Obviously she had some practice and was very willing but neither she nor I pursued it again before we moved. Oh, and she never did change the damn air filter, go figure... LOL |
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Nice to see that there is a post on something that I have an interest in ever since having multiple experiences with. Mine are in regards to a landlord instead of a landlady. I have never had a landlady but did have a landlord when I rented an apartment in a fourplex when I was in the Navy stationed in Florida back in the early 70's. It was my ex-first wife that had three experiences at my expense, ultimately leading to our divorce after learning about it from a friend of hers and then eventually her. The other experience I had involved our landlord, who was the owner of the house I grew up in during junior high and high school, and my mother. It was one of the most traumatic and heartbreaking yet also most erotic things I have ever witnessed. It involved her being spanked to avoid an eviction. I don't think I would care to write about that here though. I've never told anybody and maybe never will. Anyway I will come back to talk about my ex-wifes experiences later when I have more time.
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I very nearly did.......
When I was at college in the UK (late 70's early 80"s) I rented a room in a family house, two parents and four children school age. The "landlady" was early thirties, dark hair a bit chubby but nice breasts and a pleasant face. She had a very bubbly personality and as it was my first time away from home I was soon "in lust". I would find myself every night masturbating trying to imagine her naked or me fucking her - but there I was nineteen, a virgin and just too shy (look at my other stories to find out about my first time).
One day I came home from college very dirty ( I was a merchant nave cadet and had been on a fire fighting course ) so I needed a bath. On my way up-stairs I joked to my landlady (Sheila) that she should come up and wash my back. I had been in the bath a few minutes when the door opened a little and she pushed a broom handle through the gap, on the end of the handle she had tied a scrubbing brush; "sit forward and I will scrub your back from out here" she giggled. After a little joking she pushed open the door a bit further and looked in from the doorway. The way I was sitting she could not see anything other than what was above the level of the bath. After a while, during which we flirted back and forth, I told her I needed to get out of the bath and get dressed; with a smile she said "Go ahead, I'm not stopping you". I was a bit taken by surprise, I had expected her to leave. Summoning my courage I stood up and reached for the towel, this was the first time I had been naked in front of a girl and it was making me nervous and excited at the same time, my cock was starting to harden and by the time I picked up the towel I had a semi hard-on. I was very conscious of Sheila looking at my package, which in all honesty is not very big (I am a little over five inches erect) I am not circumcised and I think average thickness. "Nice cock" was all she said, then after a few seconds "I thought it would have been bigger". As you can imagine that hurt a little bit! I stepped out of the bath and was now just a foot or so from her holding the towel losely in front of myself. I still had not spoken and did not really know what to do next. As I stood with her still peeking at my penis I realised I was now fully erect, the hardest I had ever been. I moved the towel to one side and Sheila looked me in the eye and said "Can I?". I gave a small nod and she reached out her hand gently taking hold of my shaft. To me it was heaven - a girl touching my erect penis, not only a girl but the one i had thought about every night for the last twelve months. I moved a little closer, I could smell her scent, I could feel her hand gently tightening its grip "is this your first time?" she asked. Again I nodded. Still like a rabbit in the headlights I stood as she slowly stroked by virgin penis. All the time we just looked each other in the eyes almost ignoring what was going on "downstairs". I put my hand on her breast over her blouse and gently squeezed, I could feel her nipple pressing into the palm of my hand. Suddenly without warning I came! Spurt after spurt shooting onto her skirt. I was beet red stammering "sorry, oh my god I'm sorry". She was also a bit surprised by how fast I lost my load but she was very good about it. She kept stroking gently until there was no more cum and then said "better get back in that bath and clean up". With that she was gone. Later that evening she told me not to worry I was young and inexperienced and those things often happened. We never had sex, but we did have one other encounter if anybody wants to hear about it. |
I think we all are interested to read about the next episodes with her and others. If you have photos, it would be great!!!
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CA landlady
When I moved to California back in the 1990s, I took my young landlady for a drink. She wrote on the back of a napkin while we were listening to music: You will fall in love with CA. So happens, her initials were (are) CA.
I did fall in love and fucked her brains out every chance I got. She gave the BEST BJ ever and had the PUFFIEST nips I have ever licked!! Pretty girl and I miss her. |
How an affair began
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=203430
In 1993 I started an IT contract with a major financial institution in Edinburgh, Midlothian, Scotland. For the first few days I stayed in a hotel while I looked for more congenial accommodation. The local rag had accommodation advertisements on Thursdays. So, Thursday lunchtime I picked up the paper and made some calls in order to check out rooms that evening. My second call was to the top floor of a tenement building on the East side of the city. I was greeted by my future landlady "E". "E" had a male friend with her just to make sure no prospective tenants would be a problem. We chatted for five minutes over coffee, then "E"s friend left. Clearly I looked OK! "E" showed me a comfortable bedroom at the rear of her apartment. It was just fine so I paid my first month's rent and she gave me a key. I arranged to move in the following weekend. For the first few weeks we related as landlady and roommate. I offered to pay some housekeeping to "E" if I could eat with her. We would watch TV and chat etc. Most evenings I would be in before "E" and would have a coffee waiting for her. One evening I arrived back late, having been dined by my agent. "E" had been drinking and told me how much she wanted to be penetrated. I had no idea how to respond and stood there in shock. She said "don't worry love I won't seduce you". Later that week we had a couple of glasses of wine and I decided it was time to make a move. I asked "E" if she fancied me. "E" went to the bathroom. On her return she told me to go to her bed and get in. So I went in to her room, stripped and climbed into her very comfy bed. A minute or so later a naked "E" appeared. As her beautiful naked arse sat on the bed I lost my nerve. Try as I would I could not rise to the occasion. We tried several times that night. But, I was nervous and my cock would not respond. Next evening I tried to broach the subject of a return to the bedroom. But "E" would have none of it. She did give me a goodnight kiss. But, I was back in my own room. My confidence was back but seemingly I had missed my chance. The following morning as I awoke, "E" slipped into my room. Under the covers I had a serious hard on. I sat up, my cock still below the covers. "E" put her arm around me and we exchanged pleasantries. Then "E"s right hand slid done my stomach, past my pubic hair and onto my throbbing cock. She pushed the covers back and proceeded to give me a thoroughly enjoyable hand job. My seed shot several inches into the air landing on my stomach and her hand. She stayed with me for the afterglow and hen disappeared to the bathroom. Nothing more was said over coffee and toast. That evening, some while after our evening meal, "E" asked me if I would massage her (We had often discussed massage as a means to deal with stress). I told her to take a towel to her room and prepare. I went to my room and changed into shorts and a tee-shirt. When I went to "E"s room she was stretched out, naked, face down on her towel. I started to give her a gentle but thorough massage. I felt a little overdressed so I removed my tee-shirt. I continued to work on her back and legs carefully avoiding her private parts. "E" turned over and while I worked on her tummy and legs she removed my shorts. All the while my cock had been gradually stiffening. We lapsed into conversation lying naked facing each other on her bed. "E" had one leg slightly raised and her naked (shaved) pussy was clearly visible. She was obviously aroused. As we talked I moved my groin to hers and very gently slipped my cock inside her. We remained motionless like that for a minute or so as we talked. Then I gently pushed "E" onto her back as I lifted my body above hers. Slowly I started to thrust. Gradually I increased speed, and my thrust became more forceful. "E" dug her fingernails into my back and screamed at me to fuck her. As "E" neared orgasm her c*nt gripped my cock so tightly it took all my strength to thrust into her. Finally her screams became incoherent, her body arched towards me, her c*nt was soaking yet it gripped my cock like a vice. As her orgasm subsided, and her grip loosened, I thrust hard and deep into her and emptied my balls deep inside her. We hugged and kissed thru the afterglow. We fell asleep me holding “E” with her back to me, my now limp cock resting against her arse. After that night I never slept in the rear bedroom again. I crossed many sexual frontiers with "E". I loved that she was always available. We visited nudist resorts together and our affair lasted a year. "E" even visited me during my next contract in California. It was hard to end the relationship. But, I realized I needed to repair my relationship with my spouse. But, I will never forget the delightful things I learned from "E". |
Er, no, but I had a lot of fun with her daughter. :)
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the best ass!!!
well,i just remember what happened before 7-8 years,my mom had a couple of rooms that rent mostly during summertime and my house is few metres away from this small complex,it was early may when i see those two girls to stay there,they had come for work in a small bar,so they had rented my mom's house,i immediately notice that the one girl was hot!!!...i didn't lost the chance and say hi and have a small conversation with them...where exactly they will work,to inform them about the issues of the house and if they need anything i'm staying next to the complex,stuff like this...also i told them that i may pass for a drink or two from the bar...i have to say here that at that period i was in a relationship but my gf was not there yet,she was out of town studying and she would arrive in a couple of weeks...so the days passing the girls had star work almost every day,i had go there for a few drink sometimes and i had start to speak more openly with the hot one...during the days,the girls would headed at the sea almost everyday,i haven't got the chance to join them there cause i had quite a work to do that time,i'm working at constraction sites,heavy machines operator etc...the heat was so much and most of the time i was working shirtless,so my tan was better than the people that they where at the beach,and when i finish work i just took the car and go home...like that,a couple of time i see the girl at the balcony of the house relaxing and they see me too...i know that i'm well build and plus the tan,i know the girls where chock a little,they hadn't seen me naked again,i spoke with them a little and i notice that the hot one...(viky) was wearing her bikini bottom (brasilian) and a t-shirt,her ass was a piece of art!!!...well,we finish talking and i headed to my house to rest a little,the same night i heard my door knocking...it was viky,and she had come to my place to ask for hel cause the refrigerator was broke!!!...i said ot her,i'm coming to see in 15' and because it happend to have a spare one,i'll change it!!!...so i go the girls place,i knock and viky opens me with just a string panty and a tank top were her small boobs nipples where pointing at my at least an inch or 2 cm here in europe,her ass guys and girls...was so perfect,round and perfect!!! and she was alone cause she had a day off.....the signs was clear but we didn't do anything,my gf was coming the next day i told her in a blink of our conversation that,she was a little frustrated but she understand,i know i lost a chance to live a porn video scenario and to fuck a great body (ex ballet dancer) anyway,the refrigerator was broke for real,i change it by my self,the whole time i did the job she had her lips between her teeth,the rest of the summer was great for me,i think also for her...hey viky,i was young and stuppid then,sorry!!!
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Good Lord. Can you please do a little research into punctuation and paragraphs?
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My wife and I own property
My wife and I have a handful of homes with tenants, we fantasize regularly about her fucking some of them.
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In College
Back a few years ago I lived with a woman who I met in college. We lived in a pretty run down 4 unit apartment building. The owner of the building was very old and lived in the apartment next door to us with his daughter, who was very quiet and somewhat socially awkward. I think in the two years we lived there I only even saw the dad a couple of times. The younger daughter basically ran the place. My girlfriend really despised her since they were always haggling over rent and repairs. One evening I came home from school and work and was annoyed that the owners daughter who Ill call V, had parked in a strange way directly in front of our unit's window which made it horribly hard to pull into the other empty spots. I didnt think anything of it but noticed over time it was becoming a usual thing. Due to the age of the building and the poor construction the walls of our unit were horribly thin. It wasnt an issue until a woman moved into the unit above us and I occasionally heard her having sex in the early hours of the morning. The owner of the building and his daughter V next door never had ANYONE and were always dead silent. I always left later in the morning after my girlfriend and one morning as I was drying off just out of the shower, I noticed in the reflection of the bathroom mirror the neighbor woman V walking past our bedroom window to her car which she had started parking outside our window. I quickly covered up. I knew that this woman didnt work since she lived off of the money they were making on rent but noticed nearly every time I was getting ready, she was either getting into her car or retrieving something out of her car? One weekend morning going out to pick up coffee for us the landlords car wasnt parked in front of our window as I walked to my car. I noticed with the blinds turned the way that we always did them to keep the desert sun out, you could see directly into our bedroom since it was slightly elevated from the parking lot level! I immediately wondered how many times the landlady might have seen in? Not long after my GF wasnt feeling well but we needed to drop off a rent check so I was sent next door with the envelope. It was a little late and so I softly knocked on the door and was about to slip the check under the door when all of the sudden it opened. The landlady was nice enough and actually made some small talk and I left. A few nights later while GF was out working, there was a knock at the door and it was the landlady asking if I could help her move something heavy since her dad was too old to do it. I followed her next door and she had a heavy box in her room that she wanted help carrying upstairs to the storage room. As I entered I made a comment regarding it being the exact layout as our unit, except backward. To my surprise V said yes our bedrooms backed up to each other and shared a common wall which the headboards of the beds sat against. I immediately felt embarrassed and to my surprise V said the due to the layout it sounded like my GF and I were "very happy together"! I stammered out a sorry, but she smiled and said, 'its not a problem at all"? I left and thought that comment was weird? A couple weeks later while in the shower one morning, I hears my GF come into the apartment while I was showering, we always left the doors open since it was in the desert southwest and was really hot most of the time. As I was drying off I yelled something to my GF, but the landlady answered saying she was the only one there and needed to check on something that my GF had reported to be broken in the kitchen!! She stood in the bedroom doorway and said she yelled when she entered but I must not have hears her! That creeped me out so much that my GF and I moved out shortly after that! I think back to that time and wonder how many times the landlady next door listened to my GF and I have sex, which we were young and was often!
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Hubby and I lived in rented accommodation for 6 months waiting to move house. Landlord would make visits unexpectedly during the daytime. Always had some excuse for coming round. He was very flirty and would tell me how good I looked. Hubby and I decided to set up a little show for him. Story is on here. Its called the landlord's tale.
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Very nice story!
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Sorry. It was planned exhibition that worked like a dream. Enjoy.
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Class Instructor also
I was taking an Eng. Lit. class one semester. The instructor/grad student overheard me mention to a classmate that I needed a new place to live right away. She owned a small (4-unit) rooming house and told me that she had one unit available due to someone backing out at the last minute. I went back to see it with her and took her up on it. Nice place - suited my needs - fair price.
She lived in the upstairs unit across from mine. She was a nice gal and we became friends. It started out having a glass of wine after classes occasionally then progressed to regularly and sharing a J, then ate dinner a couple times a week together. You could feel it in the air something good was going to cum of it. One evening we were having a glass of wine after sharing a J. She excused herself and went into the bathroom. A couple minutes later she returned dressed in see-thru lingerie. She sat on my lap and said she thought it was time we moved our relationship to a higher level. And Oh Boy did we. She was very good sex partner. She did lay the ground rule out that she expected me to pay full rent on time as she could not make the mortgage without it. I must have done something right as I got an A in the class. I ended up living there for the rest of the year. The folks living downstairs made a couple off-handed comments regarding my relationship with her. She was kind of vocal in bed. |
Back in the 70s, we used to visit friends in Ben Lomond, CA (near San Jose). Big house on a steep hill. Lots of bedrooms occupied by various hippie renters, owned by a resident Astronomer. Most time we didn't have to sleep on the the floor, because one of the renters (a cute Asian girl) would be sleeping with the landlord, so we could sleep in her room.
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Yes, but sadly only once
When I was about 30, the company I worked for decided to have me open an office in London. I packed all my stuff, vacated my apartment, sold my car and was ready to relocate when there was a hitch of some kind with my work visa? I had been living with my girlfriend temporarily, but one night a friend of mine came over and ended up fucking her roommate. That didn’t turn out well for some reason and the roommate got pissed off at him, and then me by association. She didn’t want me living in the apartment any more, so I had to find some temporary housing.
I ended up finding a room in a very large house (sort of a mansion) which was owned by a middle-aged German woman. She was taking care of her very old and ailing mother who also lived there. They put me in a large upstairs bedroom. I rarely saw my landlady and never saw the mother since the house was so big. Sometimes when I came home at night the landlady would be sitting in a downstairs living room with a glass of wine reading a book. We’d share pleasantries, but never really had a conversation, although one time she told me it would be OK if I brought my girlfriend over to my room. She gave me a knowing smile when she said that, and I took her up on it a couple of times, but I didn’t really feel comfortable since it was like I was just staying in a room in a stranger’s house. Since I had sold my car, my girlfriend who worked for the same company would stop by every morning and give me a ride to work. She’d usually just pull up to the curb and I’d see her from the window and come out. If I didn’t show up within a few minutes, she might tap the horn to let me know she was there. The landlady was good-looking for her age and pleasant enough. I assumed she was divorced (no ring), but we never really talked about that. This was in the days before MILFs were discovered to be an untapped sexual resource, and I considered her to be too old to pay much attention to. She was probably only in her 40’s. I remember earlier in my life not dating a girl because she was 27 and I was 22 at the time. How ridiculous. Anyway, every morning I would spend a half hour down in the kitchen drinking coffee and having breakfast while I waited for my ride to show up. Sometimes the landlady would be there and we would chat briefly, but usually not. One morning she was there and I was making coffee with a French press that I didn’t really know how to use. I ended up pushing down too hard on the plunger and coffee and grounds shot out all over the kitchen counter and floor. My landlady saw the mess and came over and started cleaning it up with me. At some point she was standing next to me and I could smell her hair. She was wearing a pink robe with a while belt. We bumped into each other as we were cleaning and our faces ended up close to each other. In a split second we started kissing. I ran my hands over her body and she did the same to me. I was hard instantly. In retrospect I think i must of had a thing for her the entire time. I had never been with a woman this old and she knew exactly what she wanted. She reached down, undid my zipper and felt my hardon. When she opened her robe I could see she was completely naked underneath and looked much better than I had imagined. She took my hand and led me to the sofa in the adjoining living room. Somehow I got my pants down and she straddled me still wearing her open robe. As she was moving up and down on my cock I started worrying about my girlfriend showing up, which was affecting my concentration. My landlady must have had some tremendous built-up horniness because she seemed to come within a couple of minutes. She also knew how to concentrate my attention by reaching back and grabbing my balls until I came. When she got up and I saw a glob of my cum fall onto my thigh. She seemed very mater-of-fact about the entire thing. Ten minutes later I was in my girlfriend’s car heading to work. We somehow got into an argument during the drive, and I remember thinking to myself, “I’m going to break up with you someday.” As for the landlady, we never had a repeat performance. I only saw her a couple more times and we exchanged glances, but I was either with my girlfriend or on my way out the door so nothing happened. My work visa got cleared up soon afterwards and I moved out. I did think about her a lot until I met my wife. Anyway, that’s my landlady story. |
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My girlfriend before my wife were spending a month in Portugal and stayed at a beach hotel in Sagres for a few nights, which was a converted house in the sands and had about 8 different types of bedrooms. It was owned and run by a couple, probably nearly 20 years older than we were. (We were 27 and 22 and they were around 40.) The last night we were there we had an MMFF with them We didn't attempt to leverage it in anyway for anything special and paid our entire bill the next morning when we left. Though they did treat us to a breakfast we had in our room, separate from the other guests. I suppose they were our "landlords".
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