Interesting Tails (Tales) From a Nudist Club
 

As a former nudist couple, I can attest that there are very interesting events that go on at a nudist club - not always sexual and not always about nudity. I guess the level of sexuality would depend on the club. Tell your tales about tails here. I'll jump in tomorrow with a few.

Let em rip! I'd love to hear them

Love to hear more...
 

I have a non-fiction thread called "Can you be more exposed at a nudist club?" but all the stories are from the 1980's. I would love to hear more from you.

I've never, ever seen anything sexual go on in a nudist club.

Definition of a nudist club.....
 

Yes, what defines a nudist club. As was said earlier, what goes on in the club depends on the club. Most clubs are family oriented, don't expect a lot of action. But clubs are not to be confused with resorts.
All bets or off when the nudist "club" is a nudist "resort". ;)
Nudist resorts are where things are more likely to happen. Some nudist resorts, things are SURE to happen!

It is true that other-than-sexual things happen at a club. One club we visited had "rustic" bathrooms. A long shed with a divider in the center between male and female. I recognized the voice of a friend come in (female) and it was strange sitting there carrying on a conversation with her while we were both dumping a load. At the same location were two outdoor showers out in the middle of a field. I was showering and this BEAUTIFUL hispanic mature woman took the next shower. What the hell can you do in a situation where you have to wash your cock - I did just that and she didn't blink an eye. My jaw dropped to the ground when she asked me to wash her back. Dumb shit me said' 'what are my limits; how far down?' She told me to do whatever. By then my cock was beginning to rise to full staff. She soaped her hands and grabbed me and worked it a bit while fondling my balls. When that happened I came back to reality and realized my wife was within visual range so I decided to not push it. We later were in the hot tub and this BEAUTIFUL woman sat across from me spreading her legs open as if to say 'look what you turned down.' :o

Tales from the naturist resort at Cap d'Agde
 

Last summer we spent 10 days at the Hotel Eve inside the naturist resort of Cap d'Agde in South of France.
Around the pool most women had completely removed their pubic hair. My girlfriend had shaved most of her pubes but had kept a larger strip of hair. During the afternoon we engaged a conversation with our neighbours and after a while the woman suggested my girlfriend to try the smooth look by shaving the remaining pubes. She told us she did the same after seeing that is was quite the norm in the resort at the beach and she now thinks that a woman spending
a naturist hollyday has nothing to hide and should then shave all the pubic hair (pubic mound and lips) to be fully nude
and exposed, with pubic hair a woman is trying to hide her intimate parts even when she removes her bikini bottom.

When my ex started in nudism she was quite shy. She went natural/full bush. Then she started meeting other nudist women, most of whom shaved/trimmed. So at first she decided to trim it down. Then one day, after a day at the resort, we came home, she went straight to the bathroom, and came out moments later completely shaved. I don't know what she saw or who she talked to that day; but it was enough to motivate her to shave completely.
When we went back to the resort later I started noticing a difference. She didn't sit or lay with her legs closed or crossed anymore. She would talk to people with her legs opened; something she never did before. Her attitude about people seeing her naked vagina became nonchalant; as a matter of fact she occasionally got complimented for it!
I think for many nudist women, "exposing" the labia by shaving is liberating. It's that last "fig leaf"; and once it is removed, there is nothing left to hide. For my wife that lead to increased confidence and enjoyment of being socially naked.

I would agree that resort nudism is for the most part non-sexual. There are some resorts that are a bit more "hot" or adult-oriented. I've only been to one, and even then, the sexual aspects were pretty much hidden; you had to go looking for it.
At family-oriented resorts, people follow nudist etiquette. The "rules of behavior" are often specified. You can get kicked out for "inappropriate" behavior. However, people can "slip-up". We're only human after all, and being completely naked and having fun can lead to these "slip-ups."
- Like the time I was swimming underwater in the pool. As I reached for the ladder and yanked myself up, little did I know that there was a woman right in front of me climbing up. And so I came face-to-ass with her; and as I looked up, looked right up her apple. She turned and gave me a WTF! look; I muttered an apology. But I have to say that was quite a sight to behold!
- My wife had a similar situation once. She was standing by our lounge chair and decided to bend over to look through her bag. She didn't realize at the time she her butt was right on top of the guy sitting next to us. He just smiled and made a funny comment about her butt blocking his sun; but "thanks for the view!" We just all laughed. The fact that he had just seen up her ass was more funny than embarrassing.
- One time we were staying overnight and I decided to go hit the hot tub one last time before going to bed. I had the hot tub to myself when one very attractive woman popped in. We started chatting. At one point she propped herself up on the ledge; legs open and dangling in the water. As I chatted with her, I was presented with quite a sight: her shaven labia open right in front of me. I don't know if she was just being comfortable or not; but I was certainly enjoying the view. She just stayed that way for a good long while. We parted ways a little while later, and I couldn't wait to get back to my wife, aroused and ready to go!
- Once my wife and I were just playing around in the pool. I guess she was feeling amorous because she started jumping into my arms. At one point she jumped a little too high and I caught her mid-air; and as I caught her boobs slid down my face. I instantly got hard. Feeling my hard dick against her, she jokingly grabbed it and pressed it against her, right before laughing and leaving the pool! I guess it was her idea of a prank; leaving me like that, hard in the pool. I had to wait a while until my erection subsided. The resort was crowded but luckily I don't think anyone quite realized what had just happened.
- We had some close friends, a couple who would occasionally join us at the resort. We gave each other full body hugs and were typically more "open" around each other. One time our male friend was lotioning my wife who was lying on her stomach. When he got down to her butt he gave me a "?" look; and I motioned a "go ahead" look back to him. As he got to her cheeks it seemed no one was paying us any attention anyway. And then he intentionally or unintentionally spread her cheeks open. My wife said "Hey!!" but then laughed. Our male friend was the only guy my wife would let touch her while she was naked. On another occasion both me wife and my female friend were sitting right next to me. As they leaned against me I wrapped my arm around them, and "accidentally" grabbed both their tit. As I said "oops" I gave them both a squeeze before releasing them! There were other "incidents" between us like that, "accidental" boob or butt grabs, "penis presses" as hugged or sat close to each other. It was all in good fun though; things never got sexual between us but I was well aware that we were breaking the "rules of conduct." No one ever complained about us though!

So even though resort nudism is mostly non-sexual, there can be a sexual element there. Sometimes it's accidental, sometimes it's people being confident, carefree and open. It can be super exciting being around those people who are really and truly uninhibited.

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Tame tales
 

I have a few (tame) tales of this type; here’s a couple.

I was showering outdoors alone at a rustic resort when a very busty woman took the shower right next to me. As we chatted she soaped up her boobs and pubic hair while we talked. Needless to say, I didn’t leave the shower until she left. I have no recollection of the words we exchanged ;-).

Wife and I were going for a late night hot tub at a resort. She went to the bathroom while I got into the tub with 4 or 5 other guys who were there soaking. I wouldn’t even have gone in had I not known my wife was coming soon. None of the guys were talking or looking at each other and there was an uncomfortable silence. I could tell they were not happy I had joined them. So my wife shows up, drops her towel and leans over, holding onto the silver rails to get into the tub, her very large breasts hanging in full display. It was like someone set off a cherry bomb in the tub. Suddenly every guy there started chatting about every topic in the world…they were all very friendly to me instantly.

It's pretty amazing how a naked woman will suddenly "liven up the room."

I brought my ex to a nudist get-together once; after I'd been there by myself a couple of times. Sure, the people there had been cordial to me; but nothing more.
So it was a cookout; and my wife had decided to wear a sarong because she wasn't used to being in a nudist crowd...yet. I went and sat with the guys on the patio while my wife was "drafted" into helping out in the kitchen. I was greeted very nonchalantly by the guys who were just sitting around, doing "small talk." So I sat there quietly.

Somehow, my wife volunteered to "nude waitress" the get-together. She came out with the food, completely naked, and started "serving" everyone. As she walked around nude, handing out plates, refilling drinks; with her big boobs hanging in front of their faces, the room just "lit up." The guys started talking to me, asking me about my wife, being super-friendly.
I told my wife she was definitely having an "effect"; which actually made her giggle. Sure there were other women there; but in the "looks" department, she was the hottest gal in the room. And it as quite clear from the effect her nudity was having on the mood and the way the other men "saw me."

JonScores, but not so much this time
 

My wife and I just spent a week at a nudist resort. My wife is not young anymore, and has been experiencing depression about her age and looks. She feels she is too old and no longer attractive. I have attempted to assure her that she looks 15 years younger than her age and is very attractive to me and other men. She disputes all my arguments and points out how her boobs sag, etc. Now, I have to admit that there is some sagging here and there, and I have told her that I am very happy with her appearance but realize that she wants to look younger. Therefore, if she so desires, I will pay for any cosmetic surgery she wants, but I let her know it was for her, and not something I desired for her to have. It is solely for her to have a better self-image. I, on the other hand, am very happy with her the way she is.

So, off we went to a nudist resort for the week. We seemed to be having a good time together, and there was no mention of her appearance. She walked around nude and seemed to have no aversion to the way she looked nude. On Thursday night, we were in the hot tub when a very good-looking and well-built guy (in every way) joined five of us in the spa. He settled in right next to my wife, but on her side away from me. After exchanging a few pleasantries, I heard my wife say, "You look very familiar. I think maybe I have seen you here before. Tell me a little about yourself." I also thought he looked somewhat familiar, but we had not been to this club for almost three years. The guy told us that he was a professional salesman that worked on a contract basis to promote products and ideas. And this guy looked the part. We chatted with the guy for almost an hour. He got ready to depart, but said to my wife just prior to leaving, "You know, I think I remember you too." Then he looked at me and stated. "I hope you are not taken back, but she is the one that a guy would remember." I responded that I understood. However, I thought to myself, "How come I sort of remember this clown, and I am nothing to him." At any rate, my wife seemed to get a charge out of his remembrance of her.

On the next day, which was the sixth day of our visit to the nude resort, the lounge was open and dances were held on both Friday and Saturday night. I pulled out four very sexy outfits that I had bought for my wife to wear to the dances both nights. It was up to her as to which 2 of the 4 she would wear. She pulled a hessey-fit, and said that none of the outfits would look attractive on "an old, aging body." She said that I saw her only through the eyes of someone from 30 years ago. I argued that was not true. She finally settled on a blue dress with a plunging neckline below her navel and a very short skirt that hardly covered her pussy and the bottom of her ass cheeks. It was very, very sexy, and I knew that as she danced it would ride up and expose both of those two things it barely covered prior to any movement while dancing. And such was the case. I didn't get to see her exposed so much while dancing with her, but when she started doing several line dances that I didn't know, I sat down and watched her on the dance floor. Her boobies kept jumping out of the two narrow pockets on the halter top of the dress, and her ass and pussy were exposed about 4 inches by the end of each line dance. I was in a lather. After the dance, we went back to our motor home and had outstanding sex. I thought all was well until the next dance night the following evening.

On Saturday evening, I asked which of the three remaining outfits she would wear that evening. One of the outfits, which I truly hoped she would wear was a fence net full body suit that had the pussy and ass area cut out of it. It was so sexy, and when she tried it on, her tits poked out of the large fence net and her pussy and ass were framed by the underneath opening. The lounge had some black lights which would make the vibrant neon green body suit light up. No one could miss her once those black lights displayed her framed ass and pussy. However, she once again threw a fit about her age and wearing something for a 20-year old. I finally talked her into giving it a chance. However, before the dance, the nude resort had a social get-together for all with food served, but the all-comers had to bring their own drinks. We selected a very good white wine. Once we had selected our food, my wife headed for her chair, but, unfortunately, hit a wine glass and spilled the individual's full glass of wine. If it was scripted, you still would not believe it. The glass of wine belonged to the good-looking salesman we had conversed with in the hot tub. My wife was very apologetic and replaced his wine with some of our own. He was by himself, and asked if he could join us. Again, he positioned himself on my wife's opposite side away from me, which better allowed for he and my wife to converse. At the conclusion of dinner, my wife asked if he was going to the dance later that evening. He said that there was not much reason to do so since he was alone. My wife then said, "I am certain there will be plenty of single women there who would desire to dance with you. He laughed and said he might consider dropping by for a short time.

My wife and I returned to our motor home to get ready for the dance. There she unloaded on me about trying to make her look 30, when she was well passed her prime. She let me know that she hated every outfit I had purchased for her and would not wear any of them after this one night. She told me that I should buy things only age appropriate, and none of the four outfits were that. She yelled and screamed at me the entire get-ready time. Nothing I said would alter her demeanor. Once at the dance, she danced with me a few times, but wasn't in the mood to have a nice evening. I went to the bar to get drink refills, and lo and behold, the handsome salesman was there. He was already nude, which was somewhat unusual since most people at these dances don't ditch their clothes until they are an hour or so in. I caught his eye and asked if if would do me a big favor. I explained that my wife was having a great amount of self-doubt about her appearance and was really upset with her looks. He responded that such talk was totally unwarranted, and that she was most attractive. I told him that I would give him $20 if he would come by our table and compliment her appearance and ask her for a dance. He said that the $20 was not necessary and to put my money away. I insisted and put a $20 in his hand. I even told him that he could grab a few feels while they were dancing if he so desired. He asked if I was sure of that, and I agreed. He waited a few moments after I returned to the table with the drinks for my wife and I. Then he stopped by while acting surprised to find us there. He complimented my wife and said that she took the prize as the sexiest woman there. He said that he had seen her neon body suit lighted by the black lights, but thought that it was a very young woman much too young for him. My wife blushed and said that his compliment was a nice come on, but she knew better. He said that he really meant it and would love a dance with her.

The salesman then escorted my wife to the dance floor, and they started dancing. She smiled like she hadn't smiled in ages as they joined together. I could tell that he had began massaging her boobs, had his hand on her bare ass in the back body suit slit and even felt a little pussy in the front slit as they slow danced. She didn't resist any of his overtures. In fact, she seemed to draw nearer to him with each of his advances. They continued dancing both fast and slow dances for about three or four dances without returning to the table. Then she said, "Well it is about time to shed this body suit -- we have been here over an hour." With that, she stripped off the body suit and stood there naked eyeing his naked body. Then a slow dance started, and then she grabbed his hand and led him to the dance floor. Eventually, they danced while thoroughly pawing each other and terminated it in a full-blown lip lock. They returned to the table, and she breathlessly asked me if she could show "Mark our motorhome." I said that we could, but she interrupted and said, "I know how you love these dances. So just stay here, and we will be right back." I was pretty certain what was going to happen with old Mark, but I knew that it could not be easily stopped. So, I agreed to her request and watched as they departed the lounge nude, and arm and arm.

After about half an hour neither my wife or Mark had returned. I left the dance and walked to the motor home to see what was happening. When approaching it, I saw two naked bodies all twisted together. She had left the d****s open and some lights were on in the front portion of the motor home that illuminated the bedroom area. They were in the missionary position, and Mark was pumping away. I could hear her guttural screams of delight even though the windows were closed. I could tell she was climaxing, but he was not. He let her get her breath and then led her over toward the sofa. He pulled it away from the wall and pushed her down over the back with her ass high in the air and entered her from the rear. He continued pumping her while feeling her boobies and ass. She again climaxed, but not old Mark. He then had her knell down and take that huge cock oof his in her mouth and give him a blow job. Again, the guy didn't climax as her jaws wore out. He then had her give him a lap dance after she put on "American Woman." She had never given me a lap dance, but seemed very good at it. He grinned as she climbed over his legs and Frenced him while inserting that giant hard dick in her wet pussy. Then she bounced up and down on it for what seemed like 10 minutes. Finally, her legs gave out, and she had to stop with the bouncing, but gave him some very active pussy squirms. As a culmination to their evening sexy orgy, he led her back to the bed and put her in the missionary position with her legs over gis shoulders and pumped away for what seemed to be half and hour. I could tell that she got another two climaxes during this procedure. He finally pulled as he began climaxing, and shot his load on her chest and then on her face. She even opened her mouth to lick his sperm and swallow it. She never swallows my sperm and won't even let me shoot it anywhere except a napkin. Then before he was totally finished he placed his somewhat relaxed dick in her pussy and finished his load there. From there, they both collapsed on the bed.

I have to admit that I was more than jealous, but it was somewhat exciting to see my wife so totally fucked by another guy. He had to be the Gold Metal Stallion of all men. After a long while, they started getting up. She washed up, and they began to move toward the door to return to the dance. I hauled ass back to the dance to appear to have been there the entire time they were gone. As they walked in, Mark said, "Not only do you have a beautiful wife -- you also have a beautiful motor home!" I responded that I agreed, and that the bed was especially comfortable. Mark said, "Oh, really!" Mark then told us that he had to take leave, and that he had to head home the next morning. My wife said that we also had to leave the resort and head home. She said, "I hope we can keep in contact and see you her again in the future," Mark responded that it would be quite possible. He told us that he would drop his business card off in the wiper blade of our tow vehicle before he departed early the next morning. And he did. Upon returning to our motor home, my wife said that we needed to sleep on the sofa sleeper, because she had spilled her drink all over the bed while showing the motor home to Mark. As we returned on the walk back to our motor home, my wife told me that she was sorry about the way she acted about the outfits and would wear them anytime I desired and also said how much she loved me.

On the way home the next day, I said, "You know I am not a naive old fool. I know that you didn't need to take over an hour and a half to show Mark our motor home. You fucked him -- didn't you?" She admitted that she had. I asked her how was it? She said that she wouldn't lie about. She exclaimed that he was quite good in bed. I asked if he was the best ever. She hesitated and then said, "Well, he was very, very good!!!" So, there you have it. I paid a guy $20 to ball my wife with probably a proviso from her that he could do it any time he desired to have her. She certainly has a much better self-image, but not me so much!

Me neither.

"Events" at nudist resorts don't have to be sexual to still be awesome.

"Transitioning" from clothing-optional resorts to a "nude-mandatory" one has been a game-changer for my wife; and our intimacy (and I'm not talking about sex). At the clothing-optional resorts, she had the option wearing a cover-up outside of the pool area. And in the pool area, she would opt to sit/lounge "conservatively" and cover up with a towel to get around; maintaining her modesty, so to speak.

Then...COVID hit. And the only resort open was the "nude-mandatory" one. Everyone there was naked everywhere. My wife struggled with it at first and still tried to maintain her modesty. But it proved difficult to do when you have to stay naked.

The "awesome" part was simply watching her "giving up" her modesty; little by little.
Her first conversation with someone while standing completely naked in front of them. The first time she went paddle-boarding - without worrying about her pussy being seen. Making actual friends and socializing. Choosing to get in shape and shave bald to "look better naked." Being ok with people finding her attractive and "looking."
At this point, she's not even interested in "clothing-optional" anymore. She clearly prefers "completely naked." She might wear a knitted cover-up if it gets a bit chilly; but then she'll leave it completely open to "show" that she ain't hiding.

My wife may not be the most uninhibited or the most congenial woman at our resort; but people there clearly like her and her "physicality." Heck sometimes it feels like I might as well not even be there lol! The biggest compliment my wife ever got was not "you look good (naked)"; but one woman telling her that she "wished she was as comfortable being naked in front of people" as her. At the time was wife was standing in the hot-tub chatting away in full and close-up view of everyone else.

But anyway that's enough praise for my wife. It's a rather tame post; but then again as her husband seeing people's reaction to my wife being confident completely naked around other people, I have a different perspective on how "sexy" it actually is.

Believe me
 

Believe me, you wouldn't be missed for more than a couple minutes ;-). Anytime my wife showers at the outdoor, open showers there are suddenly several men in need of a shower, any time of the day.

Hey man!

You reminded me of something a good friend did this summer.
We have two outdoor showers at our resort. One faces the pool and the other is on the side. For some reason, while we're all hanging out in the pool, she decides to not only shower facing the pool; but to really get "in there", lathering her tits and pussy (and raising her leg up in the process) while chatting with us in the pool. Everyone is looking at her like "Well...ok then!!"

In her defense, she was not trying to be "extra." She just lacks self-awareness. A fact that sometimes aggravates my wife because she'll actually have a conversation with her, and then complain later that her "pussy was in her face the entire time." Of course, I think it's funny. :p

Nudist couples shower
 

I was visiting a Florida nudist resort, one that I had visited alone or with a significant other quite a few times. I had taken my RV and was staying for just a couple of days. It was a pleasant surprise to me that Carol was the one working the guest check-in desk. Carol and I had met often enough that she immediately recognized me and came from behind the desk to give me a great big naked hug (she naked at the time, not me). Carol was in her middle to late 50's with a remarkably youthful appearance. Her body was more Rubenesque than curvy. And I even once told her husband Ronnie, she has the absolute best-looking ass I've ever seen in that resort. Carol was a very pleasant woman and attractive; it was more about her personality and attitude that made her so attractive. Of course she was about 10 years older than me but she was definitely someone who always got my attention.
I had parked, set up my RV, and had spent the day around the pool and in the hot tub just relaxing. It a weekday and off season so there were not a lot of people around except for the day visitors. Carol's husband Ronnie had come by the pool and sat and talked for an hour or so. Around 7 PM just after the Sun had gone down, I walked over to the showers to clean off the sweat and the oil from a day in the Sun. The showers are labeled Men and Couples, and Women and Couples. I entered the Men and Couples side and immediately heard the voices of a man and a woman. And it just happened to be Carol and Ronnie. They were in the shower together and I was going to shave and brush my teeth before showering. When I finished my "chores" I headed to the shower next to Carol and Ronnie. As I approached, Ronnie says, "here, just use this one, the water is already warm." And then he gathered his towel and stuff and walked towards the screen door. As he left, he just told Carol to have fun, which at the time I did not understand. When the screen door was closing, I hear a bell ring. I asked Carol what that was. She told me that they had put a bell on the door so you would know when someone else had entered the showers.
While we were showering, I was of course enjoying the views. And we were just talking about what had been going on since my last visit. Then she mentioned that Ronnie had left without washing her back. Then without hesitation, she tells me that I'll just have to do it. With that she hands me her soapy washcloth and turns her back to me. I start at her shoulders and doing kind of a soapy wash/massage down her back stopping at her waist. I tried to hand her washcloth back to her, but she told me that I wasn't finished and to continue but without the washcloth. She did mention that I had told Ronnie how much I liked her ass. So with all of that, i soaped up my hands and started on her ass. She placed one leg up on a bench that was there, bent over slightly, and that opened up a whole new set of opportunities. I was feeling that fine soapy ass, and when running my fingers down between her crack, every time I would go over her a$$hole she would let out a moan. In my mind, I was anticipating hearing that bell on the door ring at any time, meaning someone was coming in.
As I was concentrating on making her butt hole feel good, I reached about and ran my fingers between her legs. I was making circles around her a$$hole while fingering her in the front and massaging her clit. But in all honesty, I was getting more response from the whole in the back. With that being said, I slowly started putting one finger in her a$$hole, and with each movement of that finger Carol would arch her ass more and let out moans. My cock was and had been rock hard for quite a while. Carol had been stroking my cock and bucking up against my finger in her ass. Finally, she sat on the bench and started sucking my cock. It really didn't take me an exceptionally long time because I was afraid of the bell ringing and someone else coming in. My balls were ready to explode when they finally released a hot load of white lava. Carol held my cock in her mouth until the event was over and my balls were empty. She just swallowed and smiled.
We finished cleaning up just before that damn bell did go off, and one of the other residents came in. As we walked toward the housing area, she told me that I would be coming to their house for dinner tomorrow and that I had better be ready to eat and eat a lot. Another story for another day. Sorry for the length but the more I write, the more I remember. Women such as Carol are a blessing.

Sexual happenings
 

My wife and I just returned from a vacation at a central Florida nudist resort. One day while in the pool, we overheard one gentleman speaking with others, comparing this resort with a couple on the western part of the state. They said the others had a wide reputation, and this resort was tame. His answer was that things happen here, but not out in the open. It is the same as back home wherever you may live. Things happen, behind closed doors.

Years ago, while married to my first wife, we decided to go to a nudist resort while vacationing out of state. During the day, nothing special happened; just "run-of-the-mill" nudism. Later in the day, some people started arriving, and I was wondering: "why get here just now when the sun is going down"? Then I saw a couple of women changing. They proceeded to put on make-up, high heels and other accessories. One was bottomless with a corset and her tits hanging out of it. The other wore a see-through nighty and had a shiny asshole; which in hindsight might have been a butt-plug. I was like "WTF is going on here?!" They then proceed to the clubhouse; where apparently a party was about to kick-off. Ironically, my newbie wife was curious about it; but we were due back and had to leave.

This was before the internet took off so I hadn't done much research on the venue. But when I brought it up later to a fellow nudist, he was like: "You went to Paradise Valley?! It's a swinger's spot!" I was like "well that explains that" lol!! I would also later meet a Paradise Valley "regular", who told me that things there got very naughty after hours; to which he'd often participated. I told him that my wife was actually curious about it; and he grinned saying that if we'd stayed, my hot wife would have been like "blood in the water." Yikes lol!

These days it's much easier to figure out. Google is your friend. If a nudist venue is not AANR-affiliated and has "after hour parties", there's a good chance you'll see some wild stuff happening.