Fun quotes from OCC members
 

I thought it might be interesting to highlight some of the fun quotes that OCC members make on the boards. This isn't intended to be a way of slamming other people, just a thread to provide a little levity. If you something that makes you smile, share it with the rest of us, but please do not be mean spirited (not that I'm too concerned because this has to be the friendliest board on the web). :)

Also, if someone puts a quote up here and the person who wrote it wants it removed for whatever reason, just pm a moderator and it will be taken down.

To begin, this is the quote that gave me the idea for the thread: :D

found in: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=14449

A little humor never hurt. :)

All I ask is that you don't use this to make fun of grammer or spelling errors. Since a lot of our members don't speak Engish as a first language, it's hard enough to post without worring that people will be making fun of them.

Thanks,

This is my favorite so far.
 

Found in: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=13447

Interesting indeed.

My favourite quotexs I think would have to come from Nikki found in this thread...https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...1085#post71085

"cock locked..ready to rock"

" excuse me..do you mind not farting while im trying to save the universe"

Nice idea Stony! :)

one of my favorate quotes is from Alex in this thread.

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=133

Geez Marvin, your questions are getting tougher every day. I feel like I'm back in school.

Since we don't have an "upbikinipulledtothesidewithoutnoticing" category, you did the right thing by posting it here.

Nice photo.
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This one made me smile too:

:D

It is from this thread: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=16895

Hmm. Great minds think alike. I was going to post the same one from her!

This isn't something you hear every day (at least in my family) :D :

From this thread: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=18024

(no offense intended osreb or gd)

lol- none taken at all, stony.

:D That is funny! anyone else got the theme from deliverence in their head now?

Here's one from timmus asking a very logical question regarding the One Click Pass:

Nice bit of humour there timmus. :D

It can be found in this thread: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...112#post107112

hehehe
 

i like this thread.. just found it, cant wait to see more :p

This has to be the funniest reply yet! :D

Found in this thread...https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...526#post119526

Hahaha!! Yeah I remember reading that before. Had myself a good laugh, and almost felt sorry for the little guy. :D

BTW Wetmac, congrats on becoming OCC's newest "employee"

Bringing this thread back from the dead, I like the following quote by Billman after viewing a couple of chicks posted in a pic thread:

found in this thread: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?p=275421

My favorite is from a thread titled "Request... Nude Beach Horn..!", with a theme of nudists on the beach, where the man is obviously getting visibly aroused by the situation / surrounded by naked women. There were few hundred replies.

Klondike, somewhere in the middle of it all, posted a picture he called "horn with no beach. imagine there is sand......." It was a picture of two people who fit the theme perfectly, except that they were not in fact on a beach... just a white background.

sender17, a few posts later, reposted the same picture, but with a beach scene amazingly photoshopped into it.
His quote was "And there was sand, and it was good!" It still makes me smile. I imagine some heavenly voice narrating from above.

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...ghlight=san d

It still makes me smile too - thanks for remembering...

KLondike

zinnnggggg!
 

Humourous exchange in this thread: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=48552 :D

Just happened across this thread and wanted to add this one from greendoor:

"I always wanted to sleep with a midget but she's too tattooed up for me."

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...postcount=2399

I just cannot help but think of getting the chance to sleep with a midget and then turning her away because she had too many tattoos. At least they would be small tattoos, right? :):)

Thanks...
 

I'd click it but it doesn't seem to be there. Just "Multi-quote"...?????

Yeah, no Thanks button in the Site Feedback section, for whatever reason.

Fango

Posted by Koppo:

"hitting the thanks-button has never killed anyone"

found here:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...6&postcount=26

"My biggest family to visit a gloryhole and have this kind of fun."

found here: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...8&postcount=24

It's always fun when non-native speakers of any language mix up words. I think family should be fantasy, but maybe his family wants to see a fun gloryhole!

lonmol: "That girl with the fake sores is REALLY cute."

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...1&postcount=27

Fango