Most outrageous text or call from him/her
 

What's the most outrageous and sexy thing your partner has told, asked or sent to you via text or in a call?

Call while she was on a business trip, "you know that fantasy you have always had, the one of me having sex with another man, if you're serious it can happen tonight". It did.

Call from a sleep clinic, "I have seduced the young med tech working here, would you like to listen?" It was very erotic.

Some of these were from somebody who wasn't a significant other, just somebody from work I had fun with.
You're going to love these.

(during a sext. These are just her sides of conversation)
"Oooh but the ass is gonna hurt... be gentle mister... please don't fuck my ass."
"Yes sir, I'd be happy to show you my tight little pussy" (she did...)
"ooh please don't hurt me... but I'm a dirty little sl*t who needs to be used."
"Don't use lube... I've been a bad bad little wh*r* who needs to be punished"
"Yes sir, cum in my pretty mouth"
"Oh yes please, I love feeling cum drip all over my chest... so fucking hot"

My called me at office and said " I am lying naked in bed playing with my shaven pussy, come and get it"

Text
 

My wife one time text me saying,I'm at the dock rubbing my pussy come down here and lick it and fuck me right here. It was around 10 at night when she sent it. She was on her way home from work and pulled into the fishing dock not far from where we live. I drove right over and ate her pussy while she was bent over in the driver side door of her vehicle,I then took her down to the dock and bent her over the railing and fucked her. There was no one else around of course lol.

Keep it up
 

Brilliant, all of them.

I'm in a meeting and I get this from my wife - "My fingers are inside my pussy but I need your cock"..

I'm 50 miles away! Doh!

The awhile later I get "My pussy is throbbing from how much I have been rubbing my clit, it's your cock that will ease the ache"..

Still 50 miles away!

Camming
 

Last year after we joined a swingers site she would often cam and play with her tits and pussy, although not showing her face. One afternoon while at a work meeting she sent several texts that she was playing on cam and had some very appreciative viewers. Eventually she sent text "I've just cum on cam" I almost did as well.

Best text message i got well two actually was one with a photo of her with top off in the toilets at work (she works as a travel agent and kept the little scarf on they wear)showing her lovely ripe 20 year old titties......saying "are these the best tits youve seen all day?"

Followed up by a short video of her sticking a marker pen up herself in the same toilet with the attached message "couldnt find your cock so i found something else....."

Sent by my best mates girlfriend neither text ment for me........

My name begins with B she had my best mates name in her phone as big boy.........silly cow:p

I never told her

Care to share the pics ?
 

Can you share?

Okay, so this is not a text or phone experience, this involves actual pen and paper and something called mail.
When I was in college (notice the signon name I use -- there were no cell phones then) my girlfriend used to send me very steamy letters.

Sometimes she would recount all of the sexual activities we had enjoyed together on my last trip to see her and sometimes she would look forward to my next visit and tell me the various sexual pleasures she had planned for us.

One letter in particular has stayed in my memory. She told me about taking a shower after work (she worked in a discount store) and described step by step how she took off each item of clothing until she was naked -- and how much she wished that I was there to see her because she loved being nude with me -- and then how she got in the shower and stood under the hot water and how good it felt to rub soap all over her body and how sexy it was when we showered together and then how she got out of the shower and used a big soft towel to dry herself off and how she was so horny and her nipples were hard and if only I could be there to suck on them for her and then she just felt so turned on that she began to touch herself and that made her so horny that she wrapped herself in the towel and dashed into her bedroom and closed her door and tossed the towel aside and lay on her bed and masturbated while thinking about us having sex.

Yes, after getting letters like that, I had to jerk off and she loved me writing back to tell her how horny her letters made me. She loved to hear that I had to masturbate when I read her letters. One time one of her girl friends had a Polaroid camera. Her friend also had a boyfriend away at college so they took nude pictures of each other. She sent me a picture of her breasts but was afraid to send anything else by mail but the next time I was hope she gave me three nude pictures of her. (No, don't bother to ask, this was long ago and I do not still have them.)

Wine
 

I was working as a chef for a restaurant back in my country. I was in a relationship four years ago. It was Friday night, really late. 30min before the end of my shift. I had a txt from my best ever female friend, not my girlfriend.
"take a bottle of wine from the restaurant's collection and it's up to you where to place it..."

the most straight forward text I've received was
 

"I need to get laid". I called back almost immediately, and was rock hard before she could answer! I tried to play it cool, but I was stumbling over words,trying to cope with sudden loss of blood to my brain. Her tits are my avatar.

I do renovations and one of my first clients was a mid 40 single women buying her first apartment. She was a difficult client and near the end she was becoming a b*tch. Anyway fast forward about 3 years I get a text from her asking why I have ignored her. I play dumb and ask her lots of questions. I find out she is quite a sl*t and she had 2 Jasons in her phone and she thought I was the gu she hooked up with a month ago. So we start sexting and she starts to send pics etc. This went on for a few days. Got to love to finding out about her kinks etc. Especially when she was threating lawsuits

Not exactly on topic, but close enough. My ex had mental hangups when it came to sex, and she's got a pretty public job. So with those two factors, pictures were a no go. Except for one time we were sexting pretty good, and when she was nice and worked up I FaceTimed her. I got a damn good show, and a few screen caps to remember it by.

I have got her to start sending me nudie pictures when I work late. She gets me pretty worked up. I think she likes my comments and getting me worked up

My wife went to visit her sister a few years back, there was some function at church on Sunday morning for a nephew and from which I excused myself. Wife went there Saturday afternoon so she'd be there on time the next day. The two women took down a couple of bottles of wine in the evening, got majorly drunk, and about 1030 at night I get a drunk dial from an extremely horny Toni. She gushed on and on for a whole hour.

"Your dick is so fucking big, God I love how you fuck me."

"I can't believe how big your cock is. I don't know how it even fits in me."

"I can barely get my hand around your cock, it hardly fits in my mouth."

"When you fucked me the other day, and came in me, and we were laying there afterward, and your cock was semi hard and laying against your leg, omg I can't stop thinking about how that looked and how much I want your fucking cock."

An hour of stuff like this. Not gonna lie, I was hard like a glass rod from this discussion. She finally passed out.
The hangover the next day in church is described as a near death experience.

Then on her way home, she calls up and starts talking about this call and how embarrassed she was, etc. I'm like, "What call?" I acted like she had a dream, and to this day she's a bit unsure as to whether there was a call or not. We still laugh about it.

I enjoyed this post, but there's no way I'm clicking "thanks" - if you have a cock that creates this kind of reactions, you don't need my compliments!

She sure likes it. ;)

a friend of ours
 

while not a text I recieved, I am going to share as it was hilarious!
Our friend Tracy had came over one evening to "help me work on my car".
Actually he was over to join in another threesome with wife and I. He made a trusty friend as he was married also, thus discretion was crucial for all involved. His wife was rather frigid, hardly ever satisfying him.
We were winding down after play and enjoying a cold beer when he glanced at his cell phone and said "damn it, I knew the b*tch would do that!" He showed us his phone. His wife had just texted "come home and fuck me", she had included a pic of her c*nt also.
While wife and I couldn't help but laugh, we also realized his dilemma. Granted he is 15 years younger than us and quite virile, in the past 2 hours or so his fat dick had pumped two loads in wifes pussy, one in her face, and one in her ass. And now he had to go service his wife!
We asked him later how it went. He said he had lucked out and she was asleep when he got home which gave him some time to recoup and reload. and that he fucked her silly later that nite.

best call ever
 

Got a call from my fiance one night about two hours after she was supposed to be home from work. Figuring she had found a diversion, i answered, first thing i heard was her gagging and moaning. After listening a few moments, i heard her start to laugh then the phone jostled as she picked it up from the floor board. She informed me she was in her coworkers van, and that she'd be a little later because he had a "swelling problem" he desperatly needed her help with.

Her phone had fell off the seat and she'd accidentally hit it and it called me. Best "butt dial" ever.

cant she just check her phone??
 

Then on her way home, she calls up and starts talking about this call and how embarrassed she was, etc. I'm like, "What call?" I acted like she had a dream, and to this day she's a bit unsure as to whether there was a call or not. We still laugh about it.[/QUOTE]

I mean, a 1 hour call, cant miss it if one looks for it on the list

wife
 

not my phone call but....
 

Back in the early 80s I was fucking a neighbor who shared a bit of a drinking problem with her husband. Several times we would be drinking together and they would get hammered, he would pass out and she would grab my hand and pull me over to my house to fuck. This went on for several months until I moved out of state. We stayed in touch, she would call from time to time.

I shared a house with a guy I worked with, he was quite a drinker himself. This was back before cell phone, just a land line in the house. One day Pam calls acting kind of embarrassed and said she wanted to apologize for the call the night before, she was drunk and horny, her husband was passed out, and she didn't really remember what all was said but she just wanted some good phone sex. Since we had never done anything like that she was embarrassed in the light of day and hoped I didn't mind.

I told her I did not know what she was talking about, I did not get a phone call from her the night before. I asked the guy whose house it was if he had gotten a strange call last night. He looked thoughtful and said he was pretty drunk when he passed out the night before, but he did have a vague recollection of answering the phone next to his bed in the middle of the night.

She heard that, muttered a quick goodbye, and did not hear from her for some time after.

Wife was very horny when we had this exchange.

Wife & Friend
 

I was on travel for work in Atlanta and spoke to my wife on the phone just before going into a meeting I really didn't want to go to. Told her I had to go into this meeting and would call her back when I got out of the meeting. She told me she would send me something to pass my time in the meeting.

Below is a shot of a video she sent me while I was in this meeting.