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well i believe i have a shapely ass once during a carnival i had to pee and i went stone throw away behind bushy ferns which was next to the lane that passed by and all of a sudden i heard voices and they were of my cousins and strangly instead of covering up hurriedly , i squated there for a while so that my cousins could see my ass my cousins seeing a girl's ass (which happend to be mine :D) from a distance, tried to peek and get a look well they had a good look at my ass (not knowing it was my arse) #my cousins are of my age |
Oh, yes, many times.
Whenever I knew people were coming to visit, I would go cycling and take a shower before they got there, but I always timed it so I would be walking out of the shower, towel in my arm but not around me, after they were there. I would always say "I didn't realize you would be here already," and occasionally I would start a normal conversation as I stood there totally naked with the towel in my arm. My wife knew what I was up to, but my friends never really had a clue. :D |
back in the day
When I was in high school and I suddenly had a body of a young man, I sometimes felt the need to exhibit it, but for a while I had no willing audience. So I made a plan (actually many plans) to show it to my younger step-sister. One day I was home a little earlier than her from school and I tried to time it right to be naked when she came home. My plan was that I would pretend I had been getting ready to go in the shower and then ran down to answer the house phone, but lost my towel on the stairs. So I left a towel lying on the stairs, and held the phone (pretending someone was on the line) in the kitchen waiting for her to walk in. It seemed like an eternity. Finally, I heard the key in the door, but to my shock, she was talking to someone and walked in with a female friend of hers who I knew well from school but who had never been to our place. What a welcome! I was panicking but there was no time to change plans so I had to roll with it! Two girls is a totally different dynamic from one, and when they walked in and saw me they immediately started laughing and acting crazy, loud, etc. I said "shhh"and pointed to the phone and pretended to finish a conversation. I let them see me, and didn't try to hide myself now that I was getting what I wanted, even though it was awkward. They said "what the **** are you doing", and kept laughing. I told them my story, I was about to get in the shower, the phone rang, and I ran downstairs and lost my towel on the way. When they asked me where is the towel, I pointed to the stairs. My step-sister's friend was closer to the staircase, and she picked it up. I reached out, thinking she would hand it to me, but instead she balled it up and put it under her arm and refused to hand it over. By this time I was really enjoying myself but I had to act like I was embarrassed. My step-sister was shouting at me to go upstairs and get in the shower, and I felt this had gone on long enough, so I said "give me the **** towel" to her friend but she kept moving away when I grabbed for it. It was the first time my step-sister had seen me naked since we were little kids and she was staring at my dick which by this time was half-erect, pointing straight ahead, enjoying the attention. When I finally sn*tched the towel away from the friend, instead of putting it back around my waist, I just held it and walked up the stairs shaking my head like all this had happened against my will.
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around the same time (I guess I was at my perviest then) I left a note in the bathroom for my step-sister to wake me up in the morning before she left the house. But I timed it so that when she came in my bedroom to wake me up I would already be up, naked, looking for some clothes to put on. By that time our parents would have left for work. When she opened the door she was surprised! She said sorry, she should have knocked first, and started to leave. I started speaking, and she turned back around. I asked her what time she had to leave home, and some other questions, just to keep her attention while I kept casually looking for clothes. It wasn't that weird since she had already seen me naked a few weeks before (see above!). I think that's what I enjoyed about it, acting like there was nothing unusual in me being naked while she was dressed...it's not like I wanted her to do anything to me (even though she wasn't my biological sister, we had grown up together). She went with it too, acting pretty casual compared to the time her friend had been there. It never became a very regular occurrence beyond these incidents and never happened once I started dating seriously, though a couple of times it happened the other way around, where she was the one unexpectedly naked.
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In beginner mode, Underwear only, walk out to your mailbox or to get the paper. Do not check to see who's out there, just do It. I have done this many times. The next step, Go get the mail naked and accidentally lock yourself out. The Maintenance people will let you back In but the fun part Is It may take you a while to find them. |
When I was in college, I lived in a co-ed dorm. There was this really mousy girl that obviously had a crush on me. I didn't find her attractive at all, and worse yet, she was really weird and had a very stalker vibe to her. Anyway, I was at least nice to her (in part because her roommate was hot) and I think she mistook that politeness as interest in her.
One weekday night I guess her and her roommate had wine coolers and it was the first time ever she was drunk. She came over to my room and just sat on my couch and didn't say anything. It was..weird. My roommate was home for the week so it was just me and her. I asked her what she wanted, and she blubbered about something but it didn't really make sense cause she was tipsy, then she just kinda shut up and wouldn't talk and just sipped her drink. Anyway, it was pretty late and I had class the next day so I asked her politely to leave. She just sat there. I started getting upset and told her more forcibly to leave. She just sat there. So I went to the bathroom, brushed my teeth, got ready for bed, hoping that when I got back she'd be gone. When I got back she was still there. I said "you can stay or leave if you want, but I'm going to bed. Oh and I sleep in the nude." I was hoping that would get her to leave, but it may have even backfired as she just stayed there. To be honest, it was also kinda exciting to be naked for someone that liked you, even if I was unattracted to her. So I called her bluff and took off my shirt, and dropped my shorts, leaving me in boxers. At this point I was thinking I didn't want to get accused of like sexual harrassment or anything. OTOH, she had a crush on me, she was in MY room, unwilling to leave, why would I not be allowed to be naked in my own room? So I dropped my boxers and just stood their naked in front of her. She still just sat there frozen, although I could tell she was trying not to look and I think she was a bit embarrassed. I was too, so I quickly turned off the lights and jumped into bed and covered myself. She sat there for probably 10-15 more minutes before finally leaving. Just a weird experience. Another time when I was living off campus, my roommate and I were going to go to the bars with his girlfriend and her roommate (who was dating some other guy). She calls and says she's ready to go and she'll stop by our place, but we were playing video games, so he replies "we're not dressed yet." After he hangs up, he says "we should really NOT be dressed when they get here." So we get naked and pretend like we're studying, using books to shield ourselves. They walk in the door and I'll never forget the looks on their faces. So we weren't really exposed, but when we finally said "okay, we'll go get dressed," I got up and dropped my binder on purpose, giving them a bit of a show. |
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In the summer I get a thrill out of sitting leaning forward in a scoop necked dress and letting some random guy stare it my boobs!
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my wife loves doing stuff like that expesialy when its summer time, wearing mini skirts with no panty''s on then sitting acros people and doing the basic instinct move showing some pussy :D when cought acting like she got no clue so she was showing that much :D
or put on a short top that shows a lot when bending, so when ever she serve/poor drinks to our visitors showing the boobs. its a turn on for us both showing here like that hoping people got horney of the view :D |
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Have you seen the "How I Met Your Mother" episode about "naked man"? The theory is that if you just get naked, half the time a woman will just say "what the heck" and sleep with you. It was a pretty funny episode (a very covered hidden nudity scene from Alyson Hannigan too) |
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Hotel exposure...
This happened many years ago in a New York hotel. It was in August, so very hot, and the aircon sounded like a 747 on takeoff, so I left it off and slept au natural, just under a sheet.
The first morning, I head a knock on the door first thing (say 7.30am) and the door opened, I don't know why but the chambermaid was checking every room, opening the door then saying sorry or something. I was just about covered by the sheet, but only just and I thought that was a close thing. This happened again the next morning, so I decided the following morning to throw the sheet back, but lie face down, so that she would see my bottom, but in very dark light. One morning, she came in while I was drying myself in the bathroom, but out of her view. For my final morning, I decided to give her a frontal view. I left a tiny crack in the curtains - the sort you'd easily miss at night, but would provide decent light in the morning. Naturally, as I was 'asleep' I wouldn't notice this, and wouldn't notice that this light was perfectly positioned to illuminate my cock :) As I heard her going down the corridor, I positioned myself, shut my eyes and waited. The knock came, and the door opened. In reality it probably wasn't that long, but seemed like an eternity before she shut the door again, clearly she had had a good look at me naked, and my exposed cock. A massive turn on at the time, being 'voyeured' like that, I wonder what she told her friends! |
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it seems they had seen me washing the car in the drive wearing a white pair of thigh -cut running shorts... without any liner of course...and I made sure they saw me "hanging out" which only caused my cock to get harder. I also attracted the attention of a cute young black mail girl who now makes it a point to deliver the mail to me personally. She was a little surprised the first time I answered the door totally naked...but now rings my bell everyday....mail or no mail ! |
My first New Year's eve in college was interesting. It was the early 90s. A friend of mine from high school was having a party in a different city. A girl I went to high school with (call her "J") who was going to the same college was going to the same party and she brought her roommate (call her "S"). I had no interest in the girl I went to high school with. Nice girl, but a bit BBW for my taste (I found out later that J had a crush on me).
Anyway, as the night went on, Jello shots and other beverages were consumed. I don't drink, but I had fun anyway. Well, the S had a few too many and ended up in the bathroom "purging". J was in there with her. S was fine, but they were just hanging out in the bathroom. However, my friends place only had that one bathroom. I had to take a leak. I told S and J that I was going to pee weather or not they were there. They didn't leave, so I did what I had to do in front of them. A bit later on in the evening, I ended up hooking up with S. It was my first time with a girl. She went down on me. I tried to return the favor, but really didn't know what I was doing. I kind of gave up after I ended up with a tongue full of hair. It was a mutual one night only thing with S. We remained friends and kind of laughed about it later. I dated her friend later that semester and she dated one of my friends for a while. |
Naked in the home
I had many expirences with nudity in the house.right after I got divorced my ex mother in law would stop at my house all the time,she never got along with her daughter,so one hot summer day I was feeling horny and was getting ready for a date with a hot young girlfriend and I heard a car pull into my drive,I looked out and it was Irene my ex mother in law her daughter said once don't you ever let her see you naked,,,,so I locked the front screen door took off my shorts ,I was totally nude went out the side door on the deck,turned up the radio and jumped in the pool,the exciitement was killing me,I knew she was coming around the house at any second,then I seen her head bobbing around the deck through the flowers,I timed it right,soon as she walked around the deck to the pool I came climbing out on the ladder totally naked with half a woody,by now she was on the deck and I was too,she said Guy your in the nude,I said Irene your very observant,then I pretended to have my towel lost,I said do you see my towel,she said no,I said I'll go get it,I went inside and said what the hell,I walked back out nude and stayed that way and talked to her for a while till we both went in the house and then I got dressed,I said anytime you come up I might be ibn the pool nude and I don't mind you being here when I'm nude..I have a few more stories like this at my pool,,,I sware they are true.....Guy...outbod1...
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My wife is an "accidental" flasher, she loves to show to an attractive guy, but is has to be "accidental". We were staying in a small town motel and maid service was 20ish son of the couple that owned the place. I was gone one day, my wife stayed behind to read and relax.
She said she took a shower and when she came out of the bathroom the young guy was starting to clean the room, my wife said she froze for a second while he stared, "excuse me's" were made, then she went back into the bathroom and he left abruptly. She said he likely saw our car gone, knocked, but since she was in the bathroom, she didn't hear him. That is the story she told me at the time, later she confessed to me that she planned the whole thing so she could flash him. |
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My place is fairly secluded so I really don't have to worry much about being seen nude outside. I have a pool and hot tub and only when company is around do we ever wear a bathing suits. My SO was out of town and one morning went and I sat in the hot tub, got out and got in the pool for a minute. I noticed that my garden needed watering. In order that I didn't forget to do it before it got too hot I decided to water right then.
I left my towel on a hook by the pool and pulled the hose out into the yard and proceeded to do my watering. I had worked my way around to another side yard minding my own business. I saw movement out of the corner of my eye and there was my neighbor. She is an "Old hippie chick" who only stays here part time. I panicked, spraying myself as I tried to cover up apologizing to her. I told her I hoped she wasn't offended. She responded don't worry about it saying, "I've seen you (and my SO) nude around here before and it does not bother me." She went on to say that her and her gf that visits here with her used to go nude in her yard until I moved in, but were afraid to offend us. I stopped trying to cover myself, walked up to her and continued talking. I told her not to refrain from their desire to be nude outside. I have vacant land next to my yard that leads to a secluded shoreline. I told her that they were welcome to walk to the shore and skinny dip or sun themselves anytime we didn't have company. A couple hours later I noticed over the fence her and her friend doing gardening in the nude. The following day I saw the two of them heading toward the shore with towels wrapped around them. She called over telling me it was time to take a break from yard work and join them. The three of us had an enjoyable time skinny dipping and getting to know each other better. I felt excited walking through the woods all of us nude and barely knowing each other. It is nice to be in a situation where I can be nude in a casual non-threatening way. I have some other similar stories I will tell some other time. |
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I'm a self-confessed naughty exhibitionist gal.. I'll flash wherever and wherever I can...I just love it:D Maybe take a look at some of my posts xx |
Nosey Neighbor
When I was stationed in Florida we lived in a duplex and I had a nosey neighbor who used the irritate my wife to no end. She would drop in looking for us to babysit her little boy so she could get some freedom to shop etc. She was always trying to find out when we would be home or headed off somewhere. It was my habit to dress in running shorts and shoes sans under shorts. She had stopped by and was in our living room when I walked in talking to wife about watching her son that night. I had been planning on jogging the beach and took a seat across from her. Unknown to me she was fixated on my dangling member. We talked about 15 minutes and my wife noticed where she was staring..
She asked me to bring a drink for her which I did. By then the neighbor had left. I was then told how she had been eyeballing by member. I thought it was funny but the wife did not. She did not want to hear about it from the neighbor. Any way we went to beach and I jogged about three miles while my wife went shopping and later met me at the park and we went home. It got to be funny as the neighbor would show up about the time I would be getting ready to head out the door for a run. She was so stealthy in catching me sitting on a bench putting my shoes on. I played clueless and enjoyed the look she would get. My wife went to visit her mom for a couples of weeks so I would drive myself to the park near the beach and run and come home and shower. My neighbor would come by and ask if needed anything and bring by a drink and chat to me. Her husband worked an evening shift so she would have the kid in with her and he would wonder around the patio while we talked. I noticed that she had quit wearing a bra and started wearing scooped out t shirts and bending over to show off her bbw boobs. They were quite nice and would cause a reaction in me which would bring stares from her. She even started sunbathing in a skimpy bikini which showed off her ample body. This stopped when my wife returned home from her trip. |
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.... Quite a long time ago I was driving down a semi-rural road. There were 3 or 4 newer homes together, about 150 feet apart with cornfields behind, and no other homes nearby. The homes were about 100 feet back from the road. Just as I'm driving by at about 40 mph, this slender woman steps out the front door and retrieves her mail from the mailbox attached to the porch post about 3 ft. from the door. She was totally naked except for a towel around her head! Looks like she just stepped out of the shower. She was gone in like 4 seconds and so was I. Things like that make be crazy, wondering, fantasizing, about what her mind-set was. Does she do that stuff all the time? etc. etc. Do her neighbors get shows like this regularly? I'll never know. I should have gone back to see if there were skid marks in the road in front of her house.... then I'd know it was a regular thing..... :D. . |
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