What did suprise/shock you?
 

This is a question for everyone.

For me to discover first time a girl's naked body and her performance in bed is one of the world's most exciting thing. Of course all of us pretty much aware of what we get at the end of the day because we all check their bodies through clothing. We all take at least quick glimpses to their ass through pants or nice cleavages. And we all dream about how she is in bed. But the real magical time is when her bra or panties comes off right infront of your eyes, when you first discover her sex desires in bed. So my question is what was the fact that surprised you or caught you unprepared about your GF, fiancee or wife?

Here is mine and hope I can hear about yours :)

About my current girlfriend it was her nipples. Our first sexual intercause took place after a couple weeks of our first date. We ended up in bed with our underwears while kissing and groping. She was lying and I was on top of her. Without stop kissing I unhook her bra, took it off and slide my hands to her naked tits. That was my first time and first felt of her hard nipples and was a real shock of excitement. They were perfectly sized, shaped and totally hard. I have to admit I really felt so fucking lucky that my girlfriend has such a beautiful and sexy nipples. Until now may be I suck and lick them thousands of times but still they turn me on like the first time :)

In my case it was also my wife's tits and nipples. Her tits were quite small, 34a. But they were topped with amazing nipples. Her nipples were brown with areolas a little smaller than the size of a quarter. The amazing thing is I never ever saw her nipples soft. They were always standing up nice and hard no matter if she was sexually turned on or not. The thing that really surprised me was she enjoyed having me bite her nipples, hard. One time we were having sex and I was sucking her tits. For some reason I decided to put my teeth on a nipple and gently bite and pull on it. She seemed to really enjoy it, looked at me, and said one word, "harder". I bit it harder and she started arching her back and moaning. Then she said it again, "Harder!" I was worried about hurting her but I did as she asked and really bit down, to the point of pain. She went nuts arching her back, squirming around, and the sounds coming out of her mouth went way past moaning. She was totally turned on and so was I. We didn't repeat the nipple biting everytime we made love but it added a whole new aspect to sex with this amazing woman.

I dated an extremely conservative girl for a month. She was 27 and not only a virgin, but no one had ever seen her breasts before, either.

One evening, we were cuddling and she said "rip my shift off, I want to be daring once in my life, so rip it off." So, I took it off. Then I took her bra off...she didn't have areolas!! She only had nipples and they were--no joking--almost 2 inches long and weren't stiff. It was unusual, but I didn't react or anything. The no areolas was hard to get used to, though.

So, for the month we dated, she was basically topless all the time. She loved it. That was as far as we got, though.

well..although it may be unusual for me 2 inches long hard nipples definitely make it up :)

My Shock
 

I met a woman at a party. She was tall and built like like the proverbial brick sh*t-house. We were making out like crazy with her jamming her tongue down my throat and grabbing my dick through my pants. We took a cab to her place making out the whole way there. I was groping her tits and pinching her amazing nipples which was making her hotter and hotter. At her place we ripped each others clothes off until I was in boxers and she was in her panties. She was amazing - tight and built with an amazing rack and huge hard nipples. I mauled them, squeezed them and bit them while she yanked on my crank like she was trying to rip it off. I grabbed her cans, pinched her nipples and slid my hand down her tight belly and reached into her panties. Once there I latched onto at least 7 inches of the hardest cock I have ever seen or felt in my life. Being as this is "One Click Chicks" you don't want to hear the rest. Suffice it to say I was shocked!

Mad Friday - masseur contact - frottage
 

Last night was mad Friday - the day men and women go out after finishing work for Christmas. i went out about 10.30pm for a few hours all on my own. It began to snow. Inside the pubs it was frantically busy. Girls already pretty drunk rubbed themselves involuntarily against my body and hands as they squeezed past me. I could feel the style of panties - the softness of their breasts and buttocks - occassionally the heat from their pussies.
By about one am I was turned on but thinking of going home when a woman i didn't recognise came over and just grabbed me in a very intimate bear hug. She knew me by name and it wasn't until she put me down and i had bought her a drink that i realised we trained as massage therapists together 4 years ago... the conversation fuelled by drink was quite raunchy. L admitted to having had no bloke since her husband left 6 years ago with 2 daughters now 14 and 16. She was very tactile. I saw the 6 year celibacy as a challenge though I wasn't surprised yet in that time i wondered how many women I had explored sexually - well over 30. i didn't rush though - I was curious how this might develop. As I sat with my hand over the back of her chair women continued to rub against my hand.
In the last pub we went to she showed me how she liked to kiss - no tongues yet very passionate. She then surprisingly got on my lap in a reverse cowgirl and for over 5 minutes ground herself against me. This in itself was surprising as L was professing celibacy. As my hand slid inside her clothing - remember we are on full show here, she whispered i haven't been this wet in years. I slid my hand over her hip into her panties. The damp heat was evident i felt my cock pulse. I found then played with her clit which was engorged. She first squirmed even more on my lap then she began to come quite noisily and i felt this as i pushed one finger deep inside her. She wasn't joking - she was on fire with wetness... as she came down from her come she went limp on me and i pulled out of her pussy to support her. I sucked her wetness off the tip of my middle finger on my right hand as I held her up.
All around us jealous looking men looked on surprised and several of the women smiled or winked at us. One did a finger fucking action. She said i am embarrassed now. She gave me her mobile number and address. One of her friends who had seen us joined us. I thought maybe she is coming to protect her. Instead as L went to the loo this girl 20 years my junior kelly gave me a kiss and a grope during which i learned she had a damp thong on too. Ha ha it was me who needed protection. L came back and ee arranged to exchange massages in the near future. L was always quiet in the massage course. I knew the shape of her body already from memory from the practices we did on one another from time to time. She was the last person i would have expected to be so open and dominant sexually as basically coming as dry humping someone you just met.... L and kelly left at this point and i trudged home in the snow thinking what an unexpected night. well that was my night and surprise/shock. Wondering how this will develop too :) Hope you enjoyed my good luck...

oh cmon... noone else to share? :)

1. Before my wife and were married we lived together for a bit, a couple of months after i moved into her apartment, I was wakened in the middle of the night, my wife was naked, sucking on my cock, she then got on top of me and rode me to the point where she had multiple orgasms, she then got off and sucked me until i came and she swallowed every last drop, it was a night I would never forget.
2. Many years later she went away for a week for work training, she had a roomate, when she came home she took me in the bedroom and we fucked our brains out, she revealed to me that her roomate paraded around naked , my wife said she was so turned on she went into her room and masturbated each time. after that we watched a lot of girl on girl porn. she denied having sex with her
3. more years later, we played strip poker with her sister and my bro in law, that was great, but then my wife suggested we go upstairs, and we all had sex together, she and her sister sucked each others nippples rubbed their clits, it was great, we had 4 more experiences!

My top shock was when my wife and I were coming home from a European trip, our plane arrived from Paris too late for our connecting flight home. The airline shuttled us up to a cheap airport hotel until we could get home the next day. They gave us about 10 meal vouchers but by the time we got to the hotel the only thing open was pizza delivery.

I ordered pizza while the wife took a shower, I ordered about 5 pizzas since I was pissed at the airline for screwing us up, I just wanted to burn up their money. They told me they were running behind and it would take bout an hour to get the delivery. When my wife finished her shower she got in bed naked to nap until dinner arrived, I told her it would be a while and I jumped in the shower. I was only in the shower for maybe 10 minutes and came out in a towel.

My wife was sitting indian-style on the bed in just her panties eating pizza with the delivery guy. She said this is Charlie, we were his last delivery and I invited him to help us eat all these pizzas. Charlie looked like a movie star, unfortunately it was Danny Divito, I put on a robe and joined the party, with Charlie ignoring the TV, eyes glues to my wife's tits and panties.

I shooed Charlie away after he ate a few pieces of pizza and I asked my wife why she did that. She said she was surprised when he knocked since we were not expecting him for a while, she jumped up from the bed nude and peeked out the curtain and saw who it was. She said she figured what the hell, we would never see him again, give him a thrill and she didn't want to start digging in the luggage while he waited.

I said well at least you put on panties, she said not until she had let him in.

heheh...what a relax woman. Later did you ever blame yourself not let her for some more action? :)

Who says I didn't, but not with short, fat, hairy, ugly Charlie.

:D fair enough

fukking epic :D
am i the only 1 grinning and wondering whut happend next or am i just weird? :D

My wife was a hot little sl*t..!
 

What surprised me the most was finally learning about my wife's sexual past. I have written about it in several other posts which you may want to read, but for the uninitiated, here goes! I met my wife when we were both very young. She did not live in my area, but resided several towns away. I knew almost nothing about her, but realized that she was a really cute little hottie with a real nice body. She was a cheerleader and dated lots of guys from the local high school, many of them a year or two older than her.

We immediately started going steady. We did not start having sex until sometime later. When I finally fucked her, she swore that she was a virgin and that I was her very first. Although I truly did not believe that, I did however realize that her pussy was very, very tight. As I was young and stupid, I assumed that if she did get fucked prior to her meeting me, it was probably only once or twice with one of her special boyfriends. After all, she was quite young. If I assumed wrong, than I was the guy that de-flowered her.

None of this mattered to me as I was in love with her. We got engaged and eventually married. We are still happily married today. Eager to find out the details of her sexual past, I would often bring up the subject with her. My wife however always remained steadfast and told me that I was her first fuck.

Years later, with a little too much to drink and in the throes of passion, the truth finally came out. My wife admitted to having fucked (6) different guys before we got married, having been fucked for the first time at only 15 years old! She gave numerous hand-jobs at age 13, and performed countless blow-jobs on her boyfriends as well as many other guys that she dated but did not fuck, starting at age 14! So when I met her at age 16, she was already an experienced sl*t, well known in her town as an easy fuck and a great blow-job! To add to the irony, she was an A+ student and active in school, church, and civic groups, while sucking and fucking almost every guy she met! Remember that this was the early 1970s!

In her moment of "truth", my wife also admitted to sucking and fucking other guys while we were going steady, sometimes having sex with three other guys in the same week that she was seeing me! After we were engaged, she paid some of her former boyfriends a last visit for some "good-bye" sex which included one of them cumming on her face as she was topless and on her knees blowing him with her diamond engagement ring on! The other boyfriend shot cum all over her diamond ring at the culmination of a hand-job and laughed about it!

When my wife told me about this I was delighted and certainly not mad! In a strange way, it made her even more exciting to me. I also started doing a little detective work so to speak. It seems that my wife still might not be telling me the whole truth. The number of guys she fucked was probably between 7-12. And the blow-jobs? One guy I contacted who finally agreed to talk to me told me that my wife was known for performing blow-jobs on the first or second date, often sucking-off guys as she was topless in their cars. He also did say that she did not enjoy guys cumming in her mouth as much as she liked for them to cum on her tits. Many guys took advantage of this however and shot their loads onto her pretty face!

So here I am years later still happily married to her. We even occasionally indulge in the hotwife / cuckold lifestyle. And yes, she still had some more revelations that really, really, surprised me! But those are for future posts!

A former co-worker
 

We worked second shift in a call center. She was always talking about her four kids and her husband, little did I know there was a different side of here from what she showed at work, which was typical BBW soccer mom, down to the sweaters and jeans she wore to work.

I suppose there should have been hints here and there, such as the night she took off her cami and had just a low-cut sweater on showing lots of cleavage. (Later when I asked her, she said it was because she was hot and since our desks were the only two around an L-shaped petition she thought she'd be safe.) On weekends, the dress code was relaxed especially on Sunday nights. She came in wearing flip-flops, jogging shorts and a pink t-shirt with a plunging neckline. About mid-way through the shift she stood up and bent over to get something out of her purse on the floor. The shorts rode up enough that I could see she wasn't wearing any panties as I could see her pussy. I almost instantly got hard.

Since it was slow we were chatting a bit and I asked how come she dressed down that day. She said that she just didn't feel like changing after lounging around the house all day. I hesitated to bring it up, but I said do you know how much people can see at times. She was mortified when I told her, but about an hour later, she asked if I had liked what I saw. I told her I had, at which point she turned to me and lifted up her shirt which had a built in bra. She pulled the bands from beneath her tits and her 48Hs fell out.

Nothing else happened that night since she left the company a few weeks later but after that night we started chatting on line a bit and she talked about what she liked in bed and how she almost never wore panties. SHe always wanted something more but since we were both married that was a line I didn't want to cross and had to eventually quit the chats too.

I wouldn't call it so much like a shock but more a surprise. Many years ago in the early Nineties I took part on a youth-trip to Sweden for two weeks, organized by the local catholic youth group of the time where I come from.

I was about 16 that time. This trip was embedded with a German-US American student exchange. The daughter of the organizer of that trip was around 20, taking part in that echange program and while that trip to Sweden took place during that echange period it was decided, that the american echange-student girl would also embark to Sweden to a much reduced price.

In order to prepare the group for that trip to Sweden in the weeks before there were several meetings in order to get together, do some planning of the activities in Sweden and so on. While these meetings in the rooms of that catholic youth group that girl expressed some kind of ultra-conservative religious and moral standpoints that astonished us others but we considered it as part of "other countries, other morals" and avoided discussions. She delivered her standpoints veeerry convinced and so discussion would only have led to conflict. Best way was to silently agree to disagree.

Now the surprise. Exchange partner in Sweden was a soccer-club around Gothenburgh and thus we got accomodated there in a sports-centre with often groups of people doing there sports around. It was one of the first days there, that the girl from the US spotted a very good looking swedish guy with very athletic body, blonde hair etc. One could describe him as a kind of surfer-personality and nature guy. From that day on she mostly seperated from our group, making the group leader very worried where she was because we saw her only seldomly anymore. Even more he got worried when the situation showed more and more, that she developed a great interest in alcohol and seemed to be tipsy all the time of the day. Also it was clear, that she had sex a lot with that guy. As far as we got to know this romance lasted only some days because then the swedish guy got worried by her behaviour and refused to go on like that with "sex, drugs and rock'in-roll". But as she had presented herself very much an extremly easy girl, the next guy was "volunteering" to take "care" of her. And so this went on, developing more and more a difficult situation as our hosts and the leaders of our group felt embarassed by the chatter of what was going on aorund that sport-center and that guest from Germany but the girl was out of bounds, repelling all good words.

Several guys from our group also got very interested in taking part in that "game" and hoped to also got a chance of banging her easily but she refused them. Difficult to say, how much was chatter and how much was true but word spread, that sex with her would be really easy to get and she would refuse nearly no sex-wish. Her portfolio seemed to contain vaginal, anal, blow-jobs with swallowing, no need for foreplay - just the banging and that also more rough than sweet.

So it was very surprising, how short there was the time it took her to change from a convinced christian, making the pope look like a whimpy guy, to something, you might rightously call "sl*t".

Funny was also, how that inflicted the few couples that belonged to our group. It seemed like the girls of these couples were "inspired" and also repelled by her behaviour. They started treating her like a paria but also increased their erotic activities and dressed hotter. Funny group dynamics. :-)

Ok, so much for my probably rather lame contribution but well, that's I can offer.

Kind regards
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first time i was shocked was at a high school disco when i caught janine being fucked by a black guy in car park

HER HAIRY PUSSY
 

A fantastic souvenir : first time I saw my cute little girlfriend totally naked and the incredible full hairy beaver. How that smelt so strong between the long legs, what contrast with her angel face....

Did you let him finish ?
 

Couldn't help wondering if you let him finish or break it up . . . lol

stood and watched was shocking but a turn on all at the same time

How wet and slippery my first gf's pussy got when she was hot. Of course, my cock was probably harder and larger back then, too......

More of a surprise here happened with the first girl that ever let me put my hand down her pants. We would "park" and make out. She would unzip me and jerk me off, and I would put my hand under her panties to rub her pussy. We had done this many times and it was hard to tell if she was enjoying it or not. To me it didn't seem like it, but what did I know. On our 4th or 5th time, she put her hand on mine and moved my fingers about 4inches lower and bam! It was like a light switch, the wetness, the opening, the moaning...all right there, i was just doing it wrong.

My first surprise, some 40 years ago, but I still remember it, the first time I put my hand down inside a girl's knickers. Ah, hair!! I know I shouldn't have been surprised, but I was. I paused for a bit and thought "of course, hair". I then went deeper and further, but that's another story.

This happened at least 20 years ago. One night I needed something from a shopping center in a sketchy part of town. Got what I needed and in trying to check out this mean looking young woman started accusing me of trying to take her place in line, I apologized if I had (I hadn't) but she still kept threatening me. So after I do check out I start walking out across the dark parking lot and I hear fast moving feet coming up behind me. Thinking I'm about to get whacked by a lunatic I turn around in a defensive manner and there is this hot looking woman, my age or so, staring at me and she asks if I'd mind walking her to her car. She said she had no idea this area had gotten so rough and she was scared to be there by herself.

I walked her to her car and offer to follow her in my car till she got back to a safer area. So we get to a better part of town and she pulls over into the parking lot of bookstore/coffeehouse, I pull up next to her and ask her if she's ok, she say 'yes, I'd love to buy you a cup of coffee and dessert for being so gallant".

"Sure".


We walk in, my attentions are still honorable, at least for now, and who is sitting there, a friend of my wife's and her husband. I said hello, acted innocent, had a cup of coffee, a muffin, some polite chat and left.

Easy come, easy go, not that I would have cheated on my wife.

That's a shame. Big areolas are wonderful to look at and play with.

my kind of luck too.

My wife has very large areolas that I love; they are puffy, too. And extremely light. If she is wearing a low cut dress while braless, if she stretches over to the side, her areolas show every time, even if her nipple isn't even close. Girls used to tease her, too, growing up. It took a very long time to get her to go braless, but one accidental spotting of her areola from a male friend while she popped out of a swimsuit changed all that--he said he liked them and she showed him again, and that made her realize that I wasn't just making it up that guys like them.

I once dated a girl with NO areola--just nipples. That was really weird to me.

Experience 1
 

When I was around 10 or 11, I was walking/wading up the river. It was early in the morning and I didn't have school that day. I grew up in a rural area. My father had a farm and part of it was irrigated by a river, to which I loved to go every time I could. I loved to either catch shrimp or just fishing.

So, as I was walking up the river, I arrived to a pond. I guess it was around 8:30 a.m. To my surprise, there was Mary. She was a twenty-something lady whose name was in everybody's mouths. It was said she sold sexual favors to men in the community. That's at least what I had heard from my older siblings.

Mary was bathing totally naked in the river. She didn't heard me arrive because the water made noise as it ran down stream. She was standing next to a fallen tree that lied across the river making kind of a natural bridge. Mary's position indicated she was trying to get some sense of privacy while she applied soap all over her body. And then, she turned in the direction I was standing. The sight of what I had in front of me left me stunned. It was the very first time in my whole life I saw a naked woman. Her breasts were huge. Her white skin made her look like a marble sculpture. But then, I saw something I just couldn't make sense of. I thought it was an anomaly on her body that caused me to experience a mix of feelings. In part I felt pity for her, in part it grossed me out. What was the anomaly? Well, I noticed that incredible amount of black fur south of her tommy and between her legs. I thought Mary was the strangest woman on earth. How did she handle such an inconvenience? Mary got mad as soon as she saw me and commanded me to go away, which I did. Of course, I never asked her about her physical anomaly.

two suprises i had with one chick was when she told me she was frigid and she really was. it took me about 6 weeks to get into her pants and when i finally fucked her she passed out for about 30 seconds when she had her very first orgasm.that did not surpise me ,it scared the shit outta me.talk about fuck me dead, i thought i did..

My first surprise was my wife not liking lube for anal sex. My wife has always had a very wet pussy. She's told me about the times when she was younger of changing her panties because she's soaked them so wet and not much has changed as she has gotten older. The first few times I fucked her ass either she or both of us had been drinking so I didn't think much about it. Her pussy always gets crazy wet when she's been drinking and her pussy juice has always been enough for me to work into her ass. The few times I tried to fuck her ass when she was sober and using lube she hated it and I had to stop before busting my nut. I finally gave up on her and the lube and just get her pussy nice and creamy before sliding into her ass. She's made it a lot easier on me the last few years since she's let me in on her squirting secret. Another surprise is she doesn't like me to let her adjust to my cock in her ass. I have to be slow putting it in but once I've worked about half of it in she's ready for me to pound it.

My wife and I took a 3 hour drive yesterday in our new car. She often rides topless on these trips and the windows a fairly well tinted so she"s pretty comfortable doing it.
She surprised me at the gas station about mid-way through the drive.
Normally at a stop like this, she will fold her arms across her chest. I guess she doesn't want to get caught like a sitting duck.

Yesterday, we stopped and I was filling the tank in a fairly crowded gas station when her door opened and she got out still topless and carried a couple of empty soda bottles to the trash can next to the pump.
She stood talking to me for a couple of minutes then offered to take over driving and got into the drivers seat.
When I finished pumping the gas, I walked around and opened the passenger door. As I was getting in, a mid 30's guy who was standing at the next pump yelled " That was hot!"
My wife rolled down the window and said thanks right before we drove off.
I asked her about what happened when we got back on the road, and she said that she was out of the car and almost to the trash can when she remembered that she was topless. At that point she had a "What The Hell" moment and went with it.

Hopefully all of our Sunday drives will be this interesting.

Awesome
 

Wow, what an awesome experience. I really admire her courage!

My first time was with a married woman I really found sexy.
Everything she did surprised me because I could not believe she was attracted to me at all, she an attractive married lady and me a spotty student who couldn't even get a date with the girls at uni. She invited me to a party at hers, with workmates and neighbours. When everyone had gone and her husband was out cold, drunk in bed upstairs, she kissed me full on the mouth and said ' You can have me if you want me...'
She turned off all the lights so the room was just lit from the glow of the electric fire. She had to guide me in what to do, raising her jumper and feeling her breasts, then as I clumsily fondled her erect nipples she whispered in my ear 'Please suck them, I love having them sucked.' I pulled her bra up fully and saw my first pair of tits, their shape and form just amazed me. I had seen lots of pictures, but the pinkness of her nipples and her milky white, veiny breasts were a revalation, like nothing I had imagined.
I titty fucked her a little and she apologised- 'I'm sorry I dont have more for you' - she was about a 32A but lovely pert little tits, I had no complaints!
It didnt go much further that night, but I returned the following Saturday afternoon when her husband was working and she led me upstairs for my real initiation. Happy memories!

tame but true, the first time she touched my cock
 

Quick background, wife and I started dating in college. She was still a virgin and had only kissed and had her books felt up by her only high school boyfriend.

About two months into our dating I had gotten her top less and had fingered her a few times down her jeans. Other than pressing up against me during slow dances she had not actively touched my cock yet.

That changed one evening at her parents house. She and I had been watching Carson/making out, with me feeling her books under her shirt. Her parents came home and ended up watching Carson with us. After the show was over I decided to call it a night. As we were saying goodbye at the door (out of sight from parents) she asked if I had any chapstick (I did, I was addicted to the stuff at the time). Instead of waiting for me to get it she reached into my pocket and instead found my semi erect cock. She surprised me by then actively caressing it with a shy grin as we said good night. I was soon fully erect and even leaking some pre - come. She then withdrew her hand and said thanks for the chapstick. I sped home and jersey off right away.

After that first touch things started to progress sexually but it was still many months before I got to pop her cherry.

Normally I write too much for comments. I'll make this short. The first thing that shocked me about my wife was when she told me how she was r---ped at 13 and never ever dated. At this time she was nearly 16 and I was almost 18 and never had fucked either.
Amazingly after a few dates she'd told me her sad story and I explained I never fucked because I was not circumsized and was afraid of ripping my foreskin off. Hey I led a sheltered life and forgot all about our foreskinned forefathers and others before the 1940's when this torture became popular. The shocker was she let me fuck her at the drive-in movie in 1956.

No one else ever had intercourse with my wife until we joined OCC. That's right 73 and horny but never been fucked by another. She more than made up for it other ways.
The second surprise shocker came this past May and many times since when she said she was ready for some strange cock. What a surprise! After we let a friend fuck her she tried two, three, then five men at once. Looking at pictures of men gangbanging women Dollie said she wants to try that ! She's loving it now and three of those guys are black men who love treating her rough. I've not only always been there, I take my turn.
In between those nearly 60 years I've been surprised by this woman a million times and love it!
Never give up but never force them either.

WOW exactly the same with my wife. We don't drink but she is wet all the time. She also doesn't like lube for anal and says pussy juice gives her more pleasure

Pool party at the boss's house....
 

Many years ago I worked at a large financial services firm. One of the bosses invited two departments to his home for a pool party. My wife and I went and it had perhaps 60 people there and lots of food. One reason I wanted to go was to see a lovely blond girl from the other department. She wore very conservative clothes at work that clearly hid a great body, and I figured she would look fantastic in a swimsuit.

To my great surprise, my wife wore one of her skimpiest swimsuits that was very revealing when wet and I enjoyed seeing guys staring at her and telling me how lucky I was the next days at work.

I was in a sunken fiberglass hot tub next to the pool, enjoying the bubbles when the blond came in and left to go change. I watched the doorway for her to come out and when she did, I was disappointed. She wore a one piece suit that looked like it was made of thick canvas and it was skirted. I was from decades ago and gave no hints of her figure.

As luck would have it, soon after she stepped down into the hot tub and sat next to me, said hello, and we talked for a while. She told me how lovely my wife was, and as we were talking her hand went up the left leg of my swimsuit and wrapped around my penis. I was hard in a half second. She looked me deep in the eyes and said don't say anything---no one will believe you. She was right. In the office she was a very straight laced, bible quoting lady who now had her hand stroking my hard on. She let go and gently felt my balls, then went back to my cock. I was speechless. The bubbles were hiding everything from sight, and not even the others in the hot tub were paying us any attention. She told me she had wondered about my dick and now she knew. After maybe ten minutes of steady stroking, she let go and told me she did not want to steal anything that my wife should enjoy later. She got out of the hot tub and we did not speak again that night.

At work, I only was alone with her once and I told her I would like to see her and her answer was that she would see if her husband would be free so both couples could visit. Nuts.

Another time, another department head invited my wife and I to her home for dinner. They were about to go to Italy and wanted our input on what to see there. My wife and I arrived and the lady from my office sat us in her living room and brought us drinks. She told us her husband would be in soon.

I was facing her discussing Italy, when I noticed my wife's face looked shocked. Our hostess glanced up and immediately jumped up and left the room, going down the hall that my wife had been facing. While she was gone, my wife told me that a very hairy naked man with a big hard-on had come into the room, and then turned and left. When the couple returned, she said that they apologized but her husband thought we were another couple with similar names. We had a nice dinner and left. Afterwards, we decided they were swingers and he thought they were entertaining other swingers that night. I asked my wife if she was interested and she said no, he wasn't her type. Sad, the wife was attractive.

seeing what fits
 

I always thought my wife was so innocent when we were in high school but I guess she was just waiting for someone to let her inner freak out. I was shocked the first time she went along with seeing what would fit in her pussy and every time we've tried something bigger. The first time we tried something we were sitting around drinking and she had just finished a bottle. I asked her if she thought the bottle would fit and she said she didn't know. I went upstairs to get the lube and when I came back down she had the bottle buried in her pussy. Her pussy has always gotten roomy after an orgasm or 2 but I never imagined her hole would stretch to fit the bottom of a bottle without any lube. A few days later I got out a flashlight and of course the handle fit without any problem but then she surprised me by turning it over and sticking the light end in her pussy. Pulling it out and watching her pussy lips stretch around it as it came out was a real turn on. The third thing we tried was when I found out how naughty my wife really is. We went out to the car to see if she could ride the gearshift. She told me when she was in high school she rode in a truck with a bench seat and she was in the middle. While the gears were being shifted she wondered what it would feel like in her pussy. So we went out to the car and she rubbed her clit and worked the gearshift into her pussy getting her super wet. I was making a video of it so I wasn't really paying attention to what she was doing. When I downloaded the video and watched it later I noticed after she got the shifter nice and wet she tried putting it in her ass. Before all of this we had had some great sex and she had let me fuck her ass a few times before and we had even played with some toys in her ass but the shifter was really odd shaped and I didn't even consider asking her to try it. After seeing her try, we went back out to the car a few months later with lube and after having played with her ass for a while. She started out trying to get the shifter in by using the same position she used to get it in her pussy but it didn't seem to be working so she turned sideways. When she did that she started riding it like a dick and rubbing her pussy when her ass opened up and she took it in. Her was my oversexed wife taking a odd shaped shifter in her ass while rubbing her dripping pussy. I couldn't believe it! And I wasn't the one to come up with it!

Have you suggested a fisting session?

I've tried but my hand it just too wide to fit in her pussy or her ass. I might ask her if her own fist will fit though.