Waitress...Waitress...you forgot to bring the milk...oh never mind, I'll take care of it myself.

In a tense exchange, Elle May eyes her rival as they pass each other on their respective walks of shame...

Did you know...
 

The ashes of Uhura, Scotty, The Original Number One and Gene Roddenberry are all going to space on the same flight?

The Vulcan delegation is willing to concede that serving pork chops at a diplomatic reception was rather insensitive, but my comment that you ate like pigs was meant as a compliment...

Fox Mulder Confessions
 

People always ask me about my sex life...particularly, they want to know how it is with my FBI partner, Dana Scully. Usually, I just grin and tell them "The Truth is out there." I'm not one to kiss and tell, ordinarily. However, since one side of the political establishment is cursing FBI agents, making Scully and I into worse monsters than those we investigate, I feel a few tidbits may help. Perhaps knowing our human side will quell some of the hateful rhetoric. I can tell you that as a lover, Scully is hot and cold. Not all of our ups and downs are of the pleasurable kind. Below you'll find a picture story of how it is. Despite all, my attitude has been and is, very consistent. The last pic is a gif. It pretty much explains my feelings for Scully. Click.

Gosh Linda, isn't it great that we live at a time in history when no future generation could ever possibly make fun of our clothes, our hairstyles or our copious amount of pubic hair? Pass the hairspray, my hair isn't high enough, yet...

1. You should have listened to your father. 2. **** 3. She voted for Trump. 4. ****

Today's Hodgepodge of Horror
 

Facial fun, stuff, things, dealybobs and the ultimate solution for fucking bike chasing dogs.

When you asked if I wanted to see your big hairy pussy, I guess I misunderstood...

Gif-O-ama
 

Here's some moving things. However, they may not move until you click on them. Just saying.

Likely Captions...or you can invent your own:

1. As part of our breast cancer awareness crusade, I Love You Funny Face would like to remind women to do breast self examinations. We would also like to remind you to let us watch.

2. Better yet, let us do the exams.

3. There is also the sway examination for busty women. If you hear a rattle, get checked. If you get a guy to help, remind him not to get his fingers in there when the equipment is moving. Crushed fingers may result.

4. August was pretty rough. We all need to see this.

5. Then there was that Trek episode where Riker's mind was taken over by a woman smelling, horny alien entity.