When I told Captain Kirk that I was pregnant, and he was the father, I really thought he'd be upset...but he promoted me! I'm so excited.Tomorrow, I'm leading the landing party to negotiate with the carnivorous lion people of Precarious 4. Don't you just LOVE my new red uniform?

After the move, she couldn't find any clothes

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Laundry day means nudist day

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How do you kill 007?
 

How was your day? How will climate change affect the WNBR? How are Hollywood scripts treating old heroes? How does a hard of hearing engineer get laid? How did all you wankers get in here? Here's how...

I...I'm sorry, Susan...nothing like this as ever happened to me before. I must be worried about that big vet appointment I have at the end of the week.

Dryers, blow jobs and braless rebels.
 

Pics 9 and 10 go together. The last pic is a gif...please click because it sells the whole joke.

You're the most understanding boyfriend, ever! I mean, another guy would have been REALLY upset after I drove his brand new Corvette off that pier, but not you. You completely forgave me, and all you asked for were some nude photos of me posing at the edge of this cliff. Well, you got it, babe. What's that? Move back a little? Sure, how's this? Move back a little more? Okay, how's thi....

I can blame no one but myself for this joke
 

But I really shouldn't blame myself.

No joke for this one, just an amusing optical illusion.

"Gimme one reason to stay here"
 

Joan needed one reason. A lot of people need one reason. So here's one reason.

#5 & 6 go together as one joke.

Deleted scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark
 

Why Doctor Jones, whatever are you doing in such a nasty place?