Okay, so it needs to be spiced up a little...

Leaked photos from the set of the new Indiana Jones movie; Indiana Jones and the Bright Light at the end of the Tunnel. This is the film's big action sequence, an hour and forty minute chase scene featuring Harrison Ford and a turtle.

C'mon Wilma, you said if I unclogged the toilet bird, you'd let me do anal...

Strange how we never see them at the same time....

It's just getting crazier
 

Now there's Chinese space debris ready to (potentially) fall on your head -and a billion dollar lottery. Guess which one is most likely to occur...

Gif Fun
 

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1. The secret fantasy of any guy who ever read "Big Uns."
2. For those who fear wind turbines, we can try out a few million of these. Environmentally friendly and really cute.
3. "We GOTTA tip these car wash gals!
4. " YOU try having an orgasm with a cat shoved up your ass, buster!"

Sean Hannity finally fulfills his promise to prove that waterboarding isn't torture...

1. Facinating. The blow to the Captain's head by that falling television set on our time travel mission to 20th century Earth has had a devastating effect on his mind. 2. He seems to believe that he's an Italian automobile mechanic named; Arthur Fonzerelli...

All perfectly normal for a human female, ensign...but let me give you some growth hormones to help with the problem...

1. I'm afraid we're going to have to discontinue our councelling sessions, Mr. Barkley. 2. Why is that, councilor? 3. I don't think I'm getting through to you...whenever we speak, I sense that your mind is focused on something else. 4. ***