Lawyer: So let me get this straight. You intentionally married a lesbian?

Husband: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

In this case Mr Vaughn could not find a job. When confronted by his wife one day, she told him he was a lazy idiot. His response was: "That's why no one will hire me. I'm a lazy idiot."

Mrs Beeber states that her husband simply would not talk to her family. Mr Beeber counters by giving examples of the many subjects he used to discuss with her father at family get togethers: architecture (It's as cold as the bricks on the Kremlin); anthropology (It's as cold as an Eskimo's ass); sculpture (It's as cold as the balls on a brass monkey); sociology (It's as cold as a step mother's kiss); theology (It's colder than hell); the occult (It's as cold as a witch's tit).

The divorce is granted.

Love the thread! So glad it's back. Thanks Bigi

The best thread on the site!!!:):):)

THE BEST
 

KEEP IT COMING!

Awesome!
 

Thanks for sharing!

good thread!

thanks and welcome back;);)

Mr. Hutchinson was ecstatic with his new mail order bride. Then someone sent him the photos from Slovakia.

So you say that you left your camera in the hotel room?

Yes.

And you were able to have the hotel send it to you in the mail?

Yes.

And when you got it you let your husband download the files?

Yes.

And what happened next?

Well, he kinda like looked at them for a bit and then he like looked funny.

Then what?

Well, he said, "So who's the guy with you on the couch?"

Thanks for posting these! This continues to be one of the most entertaining threads out there, great job :)

Sure could use a update!!

Mr Scanlon is a professor of linguistics at CCNY. He decided that a divorce would be too expensive, so he seeks an annulment based on his wife's insanity. The evidence is clear however that he systematically drove his wife crazy by refusing to speak except in the form of palindromes. He began by getting a Live Evil tattoo, picked up a girlfriend he met at a teacher's college and the rest fell into place.

To inform the appellate court, a short transcript has been prepared from his criminal trial.

Lawyer: So you found a mistress?
Mr S: I did, did I?
L: Yes you did. You met her in the infirmary when she had the flu! Admit it!
S: Tons o' snot!
L: I don't care how sick she was, you took her to bed. In fact your wife caught you. Tell the court what position you were in when your wife found you! If you have the courage.
S: Go deliver a dare, vile dog!
L: Just answer the question. What position were the two of you in?
S: Level!
L: Tell the court what profession your girlfriend was in!
S: Nun.
L: I don't mean what she used to be. I mean now!
S: Oh. Ho!
L: She's a little old for that isn't she. What is she really.
S: Madam.
L: And her name?
S: Hannah.
L: Judge I filed a legal memo on my client's condition. If you will look at page nine...
S: Some men interpret nine memos!
L: Stop that damn you! What are you? Crazy?
S: Never odd or even!
L: Admit it. You are doing this because you found out about your wife Edna's lover, Dennis!
S: Dennis and Edna sinned!
L: So it's true. You did away with both Dennis and his wife Natasha also.
S: Ah. Satan sees Natasha!
L: I suppose you are going to claim you were drunk when you killed them!
S: Murder for a jar of red rum!
L: And I understand you hid the murder weapon!
S: Too bad. I hid a boot.
L: You actually admit your guilt?
S: Evil did I dwell, lewd did I live.
L: But think man! You committed the sin of Cain!
S: Cain? A maniac!
L: Perhaps. What will you think about when you are in prison?
S: Sexes.
L: I suppose you will. I doubt you will enjoy it there. The food is pretty bad.
S: No lemon, no melon!
Juror: Rise to vote, sir!
Judge: Sit down for God's sake! Bailiff take Mr Scanlon away!
S: Draw O coward!
L: Jesus. He's got a gun!
S: Dammit! I'm mad!
Judge: The lawyer just fainted! Dan, are you alright?
S: Poor Dan is in a droop!
Judge: Grab him!
S: Egad! No bondage!
Judge: That's it - put the cuffs on him!
S: Gnu dung!
Bailiff: It's ok, your honor. We got him tied up like a sausage.
S: I'm, alas, a salami!
Judge: Ok. Now help out Dan. Get him something!
Bailiff: Lew, Otto has a hot towel!
Judge: Christ! Now don't you start!
Bailiff: What do we do with him? Put him in the booby hatch with his wife?
S: No sir! Prefer prison!

The annulment is denied!

thank you

nice thread

Mr John told his wife he would be on a hunting trip to Canada, but instead went with a male friend from work to Jamaica. There they spent and exhausting week servicing other men's wives, drinking and engaging in other high risk behavior. When it came time to head home, Mr John went to return the rental car. He quickly returned and told his friend: "I can't go in there. My wife is renting a car and with her is a married woman I've been having an affair with. You need to do the return. They can't know I'm here." Mr John's friend went to return the car, but quickly slunk back, pale as a ghost. All he could say was: "Small world, isn't it?"

Anybody happen to know the *real* story behind the #342 pictures? Amazingly hot.

Guauuuu!!

They are real friends - british pornstars Jim slip and the long-legged lovely is Lara Latex (who's usually his camerawoman) for a change, they decided to do a fuck set and it's really hot

nice milf

another one

any more of her?

ifound one more

nice

anyone has the zip?

one more

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found

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anyone know this lady

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WOW!
 

Big, one of the very best threads on this site! BRAVO! Terrific content and wit, looking forward to seeing more updates. Thanks you!

pictures
 

some interesting photos

PALKO007 on your post #363, I did not know that Holly and Minman, had divorced, that's to bad as we will not be seeing any new photos.

Holly and Minman
 

Holly and Minman (AKA Tige) are not divorced.
Somehow the lucky bastard got her to stay with him.

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Damn! She is sooooo cute! Thanks for posting these, does anyone have more of her?

I hope bigi442000 brings this BACK Again!
 

I haven't seen this wonderful Thread in ages and remember it way back when we had the STAR system here, but I wonder how many remember that far back? :o
This was one of my Favorites with the Wonderful pics along with the novel way of telling a story too!
Thanks, and hope you bring back more memories again~
:p :) ;)