1. Perhaps the strangest fetish of all; People who have sex dressed as Rudy Giuliani. 2. Deep into his mid-life crisis, Pumpernickel buys a sports car. Six can be a rough year in the life of a dog. 3. Of course I can tell you're wearing one, Spock...that does it, we're calling my guy. 4. Dairy Queen's extremely popular two cups for the price of one promotion.

What the f*ck are YOU looking at?
 

I imagine this bird is her boyfriend, and it talks with the voice of Joe Pesci; What do you mean I'm funny? Funny, how?

Captain, I wish to strongly protest these new uniforms designed by Admiral Kirk...

1. As requested Keptain, the monthly efficiency reports for all female crew members, complete with nude photographs. 2. This is excellent work ensign...excellent work...I'll be in my quarters until further notice. 3. What should I do with the reports for the male crew members? Hmm? Oh, I suppose you can give those to Mister Sulu. 4. ***

1.*** 2.*** 3. And I thought that WE were funny looking...

funny face
 

wife face

Some dude is trying to get drunk, inverted labia, rigatoni and....
 

Why women are usually born with two (2) tits.

Worst boyfriend ever? How bad is this going to be?
 

Well, it depends on if the claws stay retracted or not...

(Hey, go back a page or two...you've probably missed some stuff, like the thanks buttons.)

You don't think anyone is actually reading this thread, do you?
 

It's bleedin' demised, it's passed on, it's kicked the bucket...shuffled off it's mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the beedin' choir invisible...THIS IS AN EX THREAD!

The thread isn't dead...
 

We just need something more impressive than Star Trek, Trump and Muppets. How about this? Her expression at the end sells it.

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