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Oh shit! I think they're starting to melt...
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Not my own work.
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Lonmol and I trading posts and thanks is more fun than a barrel of monkey pox
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The thread continues...with less support than a Walmart training bra.
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1. Wha..who..who is it? 2.(Click) Captain? What are you doing in my quarters? 3. Oh...hello councilor...I was just...ummm...just on my way to the bridge...yes...the bridge. 4...and the reason that I'm naked...well...you see...there was a transporter accident...no...AN ENERGY BEING...yes...an energy being took control of my body...there was nothing I could do...clearly I'm not responsible for any of my actions. 5. Picard to sickbay...This is a medical emergency!!! I'm having a stroke. MEDICAL EMERGENCY!!! 6.***
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1. Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott, but ye can call me Scotty...and may I say ye have a bonny fine pair of tits fer such a wee lassie. 2. (FUME) 3...and that's when the wee b*tch beat the fuckin' shit out of me...
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McCoy to bridge. We've just found an intestinal parasite in the ship's food supply...nastiest thing I've ever seen...worse than Vulcan blood fever and Klingon herpes combined. It's called the Romulan Trots. We traced it to a shipment we received during our stop over at the planet Java 6...whatever you do Jim, don't drink the coffee!
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Violating one watermelon seems waste enough...but two?
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It just isn't logical.
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1. This light-up dildo is mine, or I will help you not! 2. I'm counting on you to fix it, Scotty...the 430 crew members of the Enterprise are counting on you...it's the only Orgasmatron on the ship. 3. I don't know, there's just something off about those Disney Star Wars films...
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1. Men, we have a crucial mission to perform. Each of you has been selected because you're one of Starfleet's finest. You all have long and distinguised careers ahead of you, and it is both an honor, and a privilege to serve with every single one of...2. The coffins are ready? Good, now we can beam down. 3. Och, the Captain's order from the hair club for men came early again this month. 4. But I'M supposed to be the molester on this show! 5. Major West, YOU know the secret NAMBLA handshake, too???
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Dick Wars, "The Office" Strikes Back, Return of the Cows...and other shit.
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The last one is a gif and the only appropriate caption is what the cat on the left seems to be meowing: " Asshole!"
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