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lonmol 07-17-2022 12:35 AM
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1,2,3. On Earth...two hundred years ago...I was a genetically enhanced hair dresser. 4. Deaf Car plans? I think you boarded the wrong ship, Mister! 6. The landing party found it on the surface of Gamma hydro-cortisone . They said it reminded them of me. 7. What are you doing Spock? Obviously doctor, I am attempting to catalog the Captain's extensive toupee collection.

lonmol 07-17-2022 01:18 AM
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1. What is it called? 2. Prune juice, Worf. 3. Finally, a warrior's drink! 4. My God Beverly, it was horrible. He kept drinking it, and drinking it...gallons of the stuff. We all warned him, but it was no use...

Fox Mulder 07-17-2022 06:26 PM
Actually, Lonmol's prune juice joke makes the first one funnier
 
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One can only imagine what prune juice infused, Klingon semen can do to vaginal chemistry. It might even make a half human Betazoid miss the mark as an empath.

Fox Mulder 07-17-2022 06:30 PM
IT'S A GIF!!!!!
 
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With the overturning of Roe vs Wade, experts fear a rise in self-induced abortions. Below is an...uh...extreme example.

lonmol 07-17-2022 07:19 PM
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One can only imagine what prune juice infused, Klingon semen can do to vaginal chemistry. It might even make a half human Betazoid miss the mark as an empath.
I don't often laugh at my own jokes, but I literally couldn't catch my breath while I was writing the prune juice one. The Picard/Crusher screencap really sells the joke. I imagine they had to evacuate three decks.

Timbo 07-18-2022 09:14 AM
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1. As I look at this terrible, terrible devastation...such devastation...the most devastation. 2. I think we can agree that never before has there been a greater tragedy in America...such tragedy...the worst tragedy. 3. No president in the history of our beautiful nation...has ever made so great a sacrifice...or suffered so great a loss. 4.... 5. Don't worry daarling, when we're back at White House, secret service will get you new ice cream cone.
They say that this is not Melania.

lonmol 07-18-2022 12:23 PM
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They say that this is not Melania.
Well, obviously...but which model was she?

Fox Mulder 07-18-2022 08:34 PM
Everybody's staring at their phones...
 
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But what are they looking at? The first four are I Love You Funnyface text messages.

PS: Lonmol, I believe it when you say you rarely laugh at loud at your own jokes. The last one here is a gif of a dog laughing at your jokes. Off camera. ;)

lonmol 07-20-2022 01:47 AM
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No matter how great the danger. No matter how dire the circumstances. Captain Kirk always kept his eye on the...uh...ball.

lonmol 07-20-2022 03:04 AM
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1. George Lucas REALLY needs to stop making changes to Star Wars. 2. Not my work, but I really wish I'd thought of this one.


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