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A few brides showing

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it...
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it..... God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

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Originally Posted by jds122567 (Post 737007)

...huh?

I think Osreb left us hanging on the punchline! I know this one...

......But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

looks like pre and post wedding pics

3 dressing bride series

batchelorette babe

last fling before the ring

A lost art among women!

Now we know why hoop skirts came with so many petticoats.
And why they went out of style waaay back in the age of modesty. :D
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Originally Posted by fango44 (Post 733722)

Wow, what's the story here? A bride actually invited the wedding photographer to document her first wedding night fuck? Or is it just a set-up?

Thanks

Fango

I vote setup. He's doing her doggy style while she's counting money? A sardonic view of marriage.

She puts on garter and hose, but then has no bra or garter when putting on the gown.

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Originally Posted by osreb (Post 738535)

She puts on garter and hose, but then has no bra or garter when putting on the gown.

BRILLIANT !